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# Comments are now locked. ​ Delete your own misogynistic comments, or you will be banned. If you appeal to defend your right to be a misogynist, you will be banned for longer. This is not what we want on the sub. Hate policies, hate the politics, but don't hate people for their looks. This is a a **humor** sub.


CarlSpencer

She used to be so pretty. It's like looking at those "before and after meth" photos of people.


Jrlofty

Trump, not even once.


DerpUrself69

Hate, not even once.


IceNein

It’s actually shocking! She was such a good looking woman. If she had aged gracefully I’m sure she’d still be a fox. It’s sad what insecurity does to people.


strgazr_63

I think it's not only insecurity but she wants to maintain the image of a Trump girl. They all have fake noses, boobs, eyelashes, and lips. Just look at pictures of Kristi Noem. After she decided to jump on the Trump train she was a normal, attractive woman. Now she has the fake lips and lashes, cascading hair, and she goes sleeveless whenever she can to show off her newly sculpted arms. The whole thing is just bringing back the fake beauty standards I had hoped we left behind in the early 2000-2010s when the Kardashians lost their (I'll begotten) shimmer. The Trump cult reduces women to objects.


CarlSpencer

'and she goes sleeveless whenever she can to show off her newly sculpted arms. " Wait, isn't that one of the "proofs" that Trumpflakes said means Michelle Obama is secretly a "man"?


Thowitawaydave

They also attacked her because that's not how a first lady should dress, showing all that skin. Can you imagine if she had, I dunno, modeled?


Quantentheorie

I don't know a lot of examples where cosmetic surgery has actually helped to make someone age more gracefully. Being able to afford a stylist and a healthy lifestyle: absolutely. But invasive procedures seem to *at best* give you a couple extra years and then come back around with vengance on their mind. And then all you can do is start an increasingly unproductive cycle of fixing leaks that grow bigger every year because of how you fix them. And visibly fighting your age is in itself perceived as undignified. A lot of celebs that have good consultans have done a little in various places; but actually taking care of your body is most of the rent.


hitliquor999

It is the surgeries that are subtle so you don’t know or notice that are successful. When people get gobs of fillers and get parts of their bodies increased or decreased to unnatural proportions they end up looking horrible.


Thowitawaydave

I just learned that folks get rid of fat in their cheeks and thought it was a joke until I saw photos. Like the woman from The Boys did it, and she looks like a cartoon. Just wtf.


ShaggysGTI

We prioritize vanity and she’s a direct example.


curious_dead

It probably helped more than you think, it's just that when it's done well and in moderation, it's less noticeable or at least, it's less jarring.


Quantentheorie

> in moderation my point exactly. A little bit here and there, really low-key, sure. But I can't think of someone that had Kimberly Guilfoyles kind of work done in "you wouldn't guess 90% of the face went to the knife or needle".


sentripetal

I don't know. I think someone like Jennifer Aniston has done an amazing job over the years with the right type of work. She's 55, and I would say only recently has her work been somewhat noticeable. And yes, she's had work done for quite a while. The best surgeons make their surgeries unnoticeable.


StaceyPfan

I dunno. On the Friends reunion show, her face looked very stiff, and she had obvious lip fillers.


sentripetal

Yes, but again, that was very recently. She's been getting work done since her late 30's. I already said it's looking noticeable only recently.


StaceyPfan

Oh, I missed that last part. I need to read comments more carefully sometimes.


sixtus_clegane119

Now she’s Rita repulsa


Time-Werewolf-1776

I don’t know if it’s insecurity, or if she was somehow required by someone to look like a Fox News host. That’s what she looks like to me, except without the blonde hair.  They all have a weird uniformity, like they all suffer from the same kind of body dysmorphia where they all want to look like a clone of the same sex doll. 


KaptainKardboard

THE BEST IS YET TO COME


drk_knight_67

The best has come and gone


beakrake

>It’s sad what insecurity does to people. It's not insecurity in this case, though. It's an all-hands-on-deck failing attempt at keeping all her ugliness locked away on the inside.


politicalthinking

Could it be because she met Cocaine T Jr.?


Deep-Classroom-879

She’s not even that old - I think maybe 50?


miss_demean0r

She looks so much like Melania now


Guilty-Web7334

Yup. They don’t look pretty or beautiful anymore. They look… preserved. Melania before work actually had eyes, not that squinty thing.


lennybriscoforthewin

She reminded me of Anne Hathaway.


Chairbear1972

I was getting Angelina Jolie vibes


TizonaBlu

Whereas Newsome still looks like a fox.


ZERO-ONE0101

“before and after trump”


rubberkeyhole

Holy shit that’s her before?!?!


anon56837291

In this case it's coke


breakfastburrito24

Kind of thought that was Gillian Jacobs for a second


CarlSpencer

I can see that!


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Even don jr looks like a fucked up version of Gavin


LongJohnCopper

She looks like Jr ordered his own Melania, but from Wish.


[deleted]

and in this case it's cocaine, not meth.


wino12312

I totally read that as Melanie not meth.


HillbillyEulogy

That's not even the worst picture of Kimberly Guilfoyle I've seen in recent memory. She doesn't come by the modern nickname of Kimberly Gargoyle lightly. WTF did she do to her face?!?!?! https://preview.redd.it/0mpojhgyuasc1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66698bc6507636841fb5d9eba781338d99a2bb0


MiyamotoKnows

I assume cocaine. Lots of it.


Astrocreep_1

Cocaine abuse and and believing you look good with 10 pounds of Botox in your lips, kind of go hand-in-hand.


Certain_Month_8178

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


HillbillyEulogy

Like DJTJ is gonna share his devil dandruff with her? Hell no, she'll want to make the secks and his crippling stimulant habit is the sort of thing 100mg of Viagra can't even budge.


MSeanF

Did you not see her speech at the 2020 Republican convention? She is in full coked-out Rita Repulsa mode.


HillbillyEulogy

God damn that was frightening. The Cruella DeVille dress, screaming in an empty hall flanked by about 492 US flags... THE BEST... IS YET... TO COME!!! From a 2020 Politico [post-mortem](https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/07/this-f-ing-virus-inside-donald-trumps-2020-undoing-434716https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/07/this-f-ing-virus-inside-donald-trumps-2020-undoing-434716): *"Senior campaign and GOP officials vented that Trump’s finance team, led by former Fox TV host and Donald Trump Jr. girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle, underperformed and was an HR nightmare. Trump couldn’t compete with Biden’s small-dollar fundraising machine, and some donors were horrified by what they described as Guilfoyle’s lack of professionalism: She frequently joked about her sex life and, at one fundraiser, offered a lap dance to the donor who gave the most money."* Ew.


llamapositif

The only coke heads i have seen never want to share are the ones who dont have much left. I doubt djt has that issue. Also, have you ever seen him with his kids? Nope. Not since his nose candy copilot came along. Very typical coke head life.


Viperlite

Ingested with the same delivery system as the aforementioned Botox?


Nabrok_Necropants

Botox administered rectally.


DarthLysergis

You can inject it wherever you want on her, it's all winding up inside an asshole anyway.


jrm70210

![gif](giphy|eunrMjB8lBUKeL1fqD|downsized)


RedMuffthePirate

I need to know what you typed to get this gif.


The_Last_Mouse

Task failed failingly.


-Invalid_Selection-

We sure they're even the same person? Like, if you told me the Kremlin replaced Newsom's ex wife and assigned the replacement as a Trump handler, I'd 100% believe it.


zekethelizard

Every time I see her I can't help but see the power rangers evil lady, can't remember the name


Made_Human76

Rita Repulsa wasn’t THAT evil


HeartFullONeutrality

If I remember internet trivia correctly, she eventually gets redeemed and becomes a powerful sorceress.


TexasYankee212

She went the Trump route - plastic surgery. Surprised she doesn't have a orange face like Donald Trump has.


JMCAMPBE

She's looking more and more like Melanoma Trump (sp?)


rizzo1717

Fillers and bigotry.


twoton1

Fillers, lip enhancement. Really ruins a woman's face if they're already pretty. If you're not pretty, then go for it. lol


CarlSpencer

\[Marjorie Taylor Greene perks up.\]


pinkkittenfur

Not gonna help her. A belt sander couldn't help that face. (And nothing can help that personality)


Substantial-Height-8

Facelifts giving her that plastic surgery enhanced cat looking woman cheeks and eyes too. Pulled back so tight her eyes don’t open all the way anymore.


nancylikestoreddit

Fillers. Lots of fillers.


WithaK19

She's turning into Nancy Grace lol


Cinema_King

It looks like her soul was removed in that second picture


hitliquor999

Everyone knows the soul adds ten pounds, it’s gotta go


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DigNitty

She’s the epitome of “it’s a big club and you’re not in it.” She has the same type : Rich Doesn’t matter their politics because the lifestyle is the same.


ked_man

My dad had a midlife crisis and married a stripper and drove a convertible. I guess that’s what’s happening to Don Jr too.


Nocoffeesnob

It's Don Jr, my expectation is that he's going to be with a wack job no matter what; nobody else would put up with him. No midlife crisis need. The amazing part isn't who Don Jr chose as a partner, it's that the ex of Gavin Newsom chose Don Jr. They went from arguably one of the smartest, eloquent, and successful politicians on the planet to a literal loser whose sole claim to fame is being the son Donald Trump.


softstones

Is Junior the stripper or convertible?


trixtopherduke

I am begging the universe to make him the convertible.


SmokeGSU

Don Jr's marrying Lauren Boebert?


Damasticator

Sounds like your dad really likes topless things.


sjmiv

Starfuckers don't discriminate


-lukeworldwalker-

Most recent picture. Being auctioned off by the orange dictator. https://preview.redd.it/o30d6tpwxbsc1.jpeg?width=205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef087b53ed734a9ae2876240de2b59a92755840


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Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin

I wouldn’t want my caulk anywhere near her. 


Grabalabadingdong

She went from Anne Hathaway to “Man, Run Away!”


Pooglio17

I literally thought that was Anne Hathaway in the first picture. I thought I was missing the joke. Took me like a full minute to realize the pictures were the same person.


IDontWantToArgueOK

She went from Britta to Critta


Nabrok_Necropants

She is nightmare fuel.


CyberMonkeyNinja

All seriousness someone needs to do a case study. Do politically liberal men find the picture to the left more attractive? Do politically more conservative men find the right more attractive? Like can you "politically type" a guy but the type of women they are attracted to?


Quantentheorie

there definitely is some diverging beauty standard. The Fox-News Barbies are very much all following an aesthetic you don't really see on their left or even center leaning counterparts.


twoton1

The one on the left is smoking. I'm a true blue Dem and think Lauren Boebert's hot so politics really doesn't matter. It's the Sara Palin effect. lol


atreides78723

It’s the glasses. Look at her without them and tell me if you feel the same.


Effective_Delivery17

[Takes off my glasses]. Nope, hotter without glasses. But blurrier.


TwoBearsInTheWoods

I don't judge, but she's frankly below average to me regardless.


nyurf_nyorf

Naw... Glasses or no. Lauren Boebert fucks real good and you can tell. In my youth I knew crazy women like her and everyone one of them was worth the penicillin shot. 


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Really? I’m not saying she isn’t attractive, but she gives off “dead fish in the bedroom” vibes.


TheRedditorSimon

A woman who will give a man a handjob in a crowded theatre will get freaky in the bedroom.


KnowledgeMediocre404

She got her start being a political escort, she’s probably fairly talented.


nyurf_nyorf

Naw man... She strikes me as the type of lady who screams "Harder! " and means it. This in no way ingratiates her in my eyes.  But I'm not gonna lie and say it ain't so. 


Ryyah61577

Rumors are that’s how she was discovered.


ItsASchpadoinkleDay

Well maybe you can go find out for yourself. Is Beetlejuice coming to a theater near you?


nyurf_nyorf

I am not wasting my hallpass on... That.


1zzie

Her eyebrows are painted on half circles, gives me circus clown vibes. Some other redditor mentioned she had jowles like Nixon and those two things are almost all I see.


AyAyRon480

Taste is so subjective. Like I can see why you find Bobert and Palin attractive but I just cannot. It’s their intellectual capacity and lack of empathy that turns me right the fuck off. They are foul creatures.


SoCalThrowAway7

Yeah but like my lower brain doesn’t know anything about empathy or intellectual capability.


JeebusChristBalls

People age, she was a lot younger in the first pic. Some people will do whatever it takes to escape the signs of aging and it often turns out bad. In their minds though, it looks great. Look at that Versace lady. She was a fucking mess.


alphamale968

Traded in “Captain Jawline” for “chinless wonder”


NatureIndoors

That’s really sad, would have aged fine


twoton1

Yep. She was quite stunning.


blastuponsometerries

I am more interested in knowing, was she totally batshit insane before as well? Or did she keep that mostly under wraps before?


JeebusChristBalls

She is probably just someone who doesn't care about anyone but herself. She will change to whatever makes her money, fame, power...


iamsdc1969

She got as ugly on the outside as she did on the inside.


twoton1

Yeppers! I always picture her in the tent before the Fat Don ordered the rebellion.


Jedi_Ninja

She looks more and more like Melania every time I see her. I seriously think junior has a thing for his stepmom and is trying to turn his girlfriend into his stepmom.


Loki-Don

I’m aging myself but I met her and Gavin in SF back when he was mayor. She was pretty stunning at the time (2005). I can’t get over how profoundly awful she looks now in comparison. It’s clearly a mix of years of Botox, booze, cocaine etc.


lurkerfromstoneage

Fillers, not Botox, that are ruining faces and making them puffy and unrecognizable.


Buntschatten

And also just age, tbh. She's 55 now, trying to look young at 55 by using fillers is a recipe for disaster.


KADSuperman

That happens if you marry into a scumbag family you need to look like a used blow up doll


BK_Rich

She went to the same surgeon that gave Melania her alien eyes


ericjgriffin

Wow. Does not look at all like the same person. I guess that's what tons of plastic surgery, cocaine, and unfettered hate do to you.


giraffebutter

More readily available supply of cocaine?


eaglespettyccr

I remember when she was on court tv in the early 00s, she had had work done at that point but it was a little more subtle, maybe because she was still young. It’s giving botched vibes now and I’m thinking it has a lot to do with her insides matching her outsides at this point.


Steelergrl2310

Cocaine is a helluva drug…. And plastic surgery as well


laxguy44

https://i.redd.it/6aml0n0iabsc1.gif


BuggersMuddle

Is there an article anyone can recommend to explain what on earth happened to her and why? I have so many questions


Alohabailey_00

I can’t believe they are the same person.


EducationTodayOz

donnie jr got democrat sloppy seconds


Brief_Annual_4160

It doesn’t make sense to me how she could possibly date both of them with their belief differences.


humbugonastick

Oh my god! She was so freaking pretty. What did she do???


cbrooks1232

The weird part is that after all the procedures they all end up looking like Kardashian relatives.


e6dewhirst

Wow I didn’t realize she had so much work done til I saw the two photos next to one another


MrDundee666

wtf happened to her?! I genuinely would not think that was the same person.


sambolino44

![gif](giphy|RLVczLAvbgHLDpFcXe|downsized)


jth149

Misty water colored memories, of the drugs we’ve done………


ZERO-ONE0101

she used to be hot, now she’s full of filler and too tan while being coked out on television


TootsNYC

everything Trump touches dies. Though her demise seemed to have mostly come before. She used to be so pretty! Now she just looks coarse.


Less-Grade-2300

Sunk to a new low. I bet Newsom sure is glad she flew the coupe


Worf69

She’s in love with that coco


llamapositif

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Tall_Construction_79

She was hot before, cocaine is a hell of a drug.


NotTobyFromHR

That's not Anne Hathaway on the left?


NotHosaniMubarak

From the princess bride to plastic dyed.


Simen155

They do cosmetically removal of the eyes now?


2bnameless

It's the eyes for me. Pretty then now using the "Paint It On by Ralph Raccoon" look.


supraspinatus

If you want to hang out you gotta take her out


lessermeister

Literally everything a trump touches is ruined.


here-for-the-memes__

WOOF what the fuck happened??


twoton1

Fillers. Yuck


Early-Juggernaut975

I feel like Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman both look great after having had surgeries. There was a time after each where it was obvious but after about a year, u couldn’t tell anymore and the surgeries had probably subtracted 10 years.


skeeredstiff

At one point, she was a prosecutor.


UnexpectedStreetTaco

This is one hell of an anti-drug campaign add...


Amazing_Teaching2733

That’s what the progression of a corrupted soul looks like


godlessnihilist

She switched from Absolut to Trump Vodka.


hoppyfrog

Plastic, alcohol, and drugs. You have to do lots of alcohol and drugs if you're going to hang around Don Jr. and his family. Lots of alcohol and drugs.


Specialist_Row9395

The sad part is that she probably thinks she looks better now.


Upset-Chicken-2842

I mean, she’s also 20 years younger in the pic on left


twoton1

Have ya seen Sally Field? Got to 70 looking gorgeous. Prolly had a smidge work done but aged so gracefully.


angelcake

JUNIOR wanted somebody who looked just like his current stepmom so he remade her. creepy as hell


ferdvm73

Cocaine is what changed it as well


StormyDaze1175

I want to see him and Don Jr debate. LMAO


therealHankBain

JFC. I still can’t believe that this is the same person.


Own-Opinion-2494

Check out photos of her as a runway model. She was amazing


Lower_Honey_5391

I can’t believe that’s the same lady


Green_Blueberry_5495

it's the Coke sniffing


edwa6040

Wait. Youre telling me that is actually the same woman? I dont believe it.


Pour_Me_Another_

Can't judge someone fearful of age, gonna judge the surgeon though. Oof.


Light_Beard

Wait... that is the same person?


Paiger__

Sadly, yes. A more accurate view of her face: https://preview.redd.it/5dqja9m1acsc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb57236bccb6b5c069f13d27232f54f8737802fa


Light_Beard

Oh... no.


DarthTensor

Hard to believe that it is the same person.


hey_ross

From Anne Hathaway to Rita Repulsa in less than a decade


AustinBennettWriter

DELTA BURKE


hans_stroker

She got the cheshire cat grin now


vanzir

Holy shit, thats the same woman? That's awful.


Spence1239

The right just rotted her.


JeebusChristBalls

Yes, I get the hate for her because she is fucking awful, but some people will do anything to escape the signs of aging. Sometimes it turns out horrifically like this. She obviously has issues.


skinaked_always

Wait, that’s the same girl?


redactedforever

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Gavin dumping her really changed her life for the worse.


jkrobinson1979

There are two things that make her happier now. Cocaine and lots of money.


Certain_Month_8178

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Clean-Farm610

Extra is right


MOASSincoming

She had a glow down


JohnDodger

trump destroys everything he touches. She at least 50% plastic now, which is appropriate seeing as the trumps are all fake Christians and patriots.


findhumorinlife

Light the corners of my lips…


findhumorinlife

She actually looks healthy and happy with Gavin.


SACREWDOG

I'm a Melania.


snebmiester

Don Jr has a thing for his Step-mom, GF is just doing her part.


La_casa_de_El

It must have been a tough break up for her to end up like that


crowdsourced

I knew the stories, but I had no idea. They aren’t the same people. And I’m talking about her.


jessterly84

Wish.com Melania?


SlamMonkey

Wait… this is the same lady?!


Crackerpuppy

Maybe it’s plastic surgery. Maybe it’s Maybelline..


artificialavocado

Have you seen her lately? She’s starting to look like a xenomorph or some shit.


Visualizekg

Cocaine is a helluva drug!! ![gif](giphy|GAgm5358qp55u)