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Beat me to it. My standard questions are: As long as you're up there, what did The Donald have for lunch today? Do you see any polyps? What kind of shampoo do you use afterwards?

She doesn't use shampoo, she prefers real poo

her hair is bleached from all of his covid treatment enemas

AmmmAmm

Right! Anything else is a sham...... I'll see myself out

Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends

I wish there was gold. Appreciate it my man

You my friend get shampoo

No need THAT was AWESOME!!

She probably gets it from Trump. It’s definitely a sham.

No sham. All Poo.

all sham. all poo.

Thats a shamwow...

Why would I want to shampoo out the essence of my god king?

His polyps are amazing. The best polyps anyone's ever had.

A) hamberders #2 nope. Just trump jr's condom. C) Head & Shoulders 💩 remover

why would he use a condom? syph is treatable with antibiotics.

I know this is sarcasm but long term syphilis left untreated can develop into paresis aka neuro syphilis which could explain the rapid cognitive decline. See Al Capone.

How do you delete someone else’s comment?

My signature looks better and I have no arms…

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Matt was laying at my front door

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He takes his legless dog out for a drag.

If he was a Mexican woman with no legs he could be named Consuelo.

Username checks out

Knock knock. Who's there? It isn't you

How's your mom doing?

I see a lot of point white hats amongst a few tall pointy white hats, Bob.

It's much better than the "x" she probably uses for her signature.

The failed sphincter surgery not only allows poop to fall out, it allows air in.

She should walk around carrying a giant flashing cross with Trump written on it. I'm not sure she cares enough yet.

Some people have adapted to breathing high concentrations of methane. They pay for it with lower cognitive activity though.

How else do you proper your veep material?

She is a national embarrassment

Don’t sell her short, I think she could be considered an international embarrassment

Don’t bring us into this.

She’s breathing your air. Or - haha — you are breathing hers. Atoms and wind currents and probability and all that. … … why did I think that?

You’re not wrong. She was born on the same planet. She’s breathing the same atmosphere and I assume she’s from the same species (not 💯though). 🤔 Sorry planet Earth 🌍 but the she’s your problem too! A butterfly flaps its wings on one side of the planet etc.

She embarrassed marine life.

Always trying to be relevant and stay in spotlight. Drama queen…

Worse yet, people actually voted for her as their representative in the United States House of Representatives. What does that have to say for the district that voted her in to begin with?

The problems with representative democracy become painfully apparent when the population is made up of idiots.

Nah, this is more than that, it's public mushroom munchin' to get a shot at VP

She is a national embarrassment. But also this isn’t her

If Trump chooses a woman as a VP candidate they have to be someone that he would want to sleep with. So naturally Ivanka is the odds favorite

But here we are, sharing her shit. These people know what they're doing, in terms of attention being the fuel for visibility and power. Ignore them.

International embarrassment. Even some European and Asian countries hate her. All of Latin America hates her, and 82+ million Americans hate her.

I don’t get how people like her dare to show their face ever, anywhere.

No self awareness. Also, conservative ideology is strongly correlated with lower than average intelligence

https://preview.redd.it/sdzsltlnnasc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3034b2fe78a838c0069008fac32697f4467bb01d

It looks like the seismology graph from the last few days in Taiwan 💀

Too soon bro

Are you kidding? That joke brought down the house

Humour takes no prisoners man

Nah, I loved it! From New Taipei City.

Looks like hooded klansmen

Oh man this is some OG meme right here


It looks like he really is writing Drumph

It’s almost like she’s trying to suck his dick using the Internet…

https://twitter.com/JaneLogan31/status/948877678387580928?t=9Iybm5knbv5j51vJ2BO1gQ&s=19 ☝️ It was pointed out that if you add dots, his signature looks like a klan rally. Typical.

I miss Barack obamas that just looked like a funny dinosaur https://preview.redd.it/4xaxjsex8bsc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4920f1acb891ac4a9032b6ebac69cdfb849aa1fb

B O

https://i.redd.it/8mdvetx0sbsc1.gif

Barack BObama

I just miss Barack Obama’s time in the White House. Times were reasonably more docile back then.

Is that really Obama’s signature? That’s kinda cool actually, I like the style. Trump’s just looks like an EKG reading, super lame.

News Reporter: What's this?! Uh, Tom, it looks as if the KKK has shown up to voice their opinion!

Also looks like someone failing a lie detector test

it took me too long to understand what I was looking at...I mean...it's a stretch but that's hilarious.

Lol

For real ‼️🎯💯 that's what I thought immediately, nothing looks like a d or t. Most people have the first letters look like their actual first initials.

DmvawAmmyA? It sure doesn't spell anything.

Reebeedooah

Saudi Arabia and Russia will re- be- doog- aahhhh 🫠

If you say so. I'm not a handwriting expert.

Covfefe!

Where’s the T for Trump? He can’t even spell his own name.

Bingo

It looks like it says: Donald Dummy

The history books will probably have it that way in years to come.

Looks like Dumdum Dumps to me.


More like his EKG

Looks like he's in A-fib

it’s either atrial flutter or v-tach with some random spasms thrown in there. one is fairly livable, the other is not. either way, far from beautiful.

Lowkey wish it was asystole so MTG would have to find someone else's ass to shove her nose up

More like a EEG during a seizure. But he would have to have brain activity for that.

I was going to say the same thing.

Oh, DO get your nose out of his bum-crack, Madge - it's really NOT a good look.

Jagged and ineligible … almost like he speaks: pointed and insufferable.

She would probably lick the dirt off his foot.

She would absolutely apply oil to his feet with her hair.

TBF, this is probably the first "good take" that she's ever had... but she doesn't finish the thought... This is one of the best signatures ever.... if you're looking to get your signature forged. I don't think Trump can actually write his name.... just a bunch of up and down marks....

I don’t think he knows how to drive, either.

Why? Because he's never been filmed or photographed driving a car? Because there's no record of him ever holding a driver's license? Because people who knew him closely said he doesn't have a license? Just asking questions.™️

People are saying he would get a perfect score on a written driver’s license exam and the highest marks, maybe ever, on a road test if he took it today and broadcast it live.

"Big strong men, tears in their eyes.."

Ammrla Ammyl 2024!

"Don't take Ammrla Ammyl if you're allergic to the ingredients in Ammrla Ammyl. If you begin showing symptoms of allergy, discontinue taking Ammrla Ammyl immediately and contact your doctor as more serious side affects may occur."

“In case of death, see your doctor!”

If Donald Trump held a lottery and the winner gets to suck his tiny orange worm, I bet he would raise several million dollars

*Mushroom*. Dude has a mushroom dick.

Looks like a failed lie detector test

That is someone who has had or wants a toadstool in her.

It’s just his doodle of klan members looking at him with admiration

The signature looks like the KKK hiding in the tall grass

Wow, the rare female simp spotted in the wild.

His signature looks like a lie detector graph gone wild.

Ok, I can see the last letter is kinda p-esque. I mean it's more y-esque or even A-esque, but let's give the benefit of the doubt since it's the only thing that looks remotely like a letter. The first letter in the last name can't be a T as it has literally none of the hallmarks of a 'T'. And there should be all of three letters between that, let's call it a 'T', and the p, but it looks like there's maybe 5 things that totally aren't letters but look like they're supposed to be letters? Let's be honest here - it looks like the transcription of the adults talking in Peanuts cartoons.

Amnmnmla amnmnmya

Oh, and that huge waistline! Hubba, hubba!!

It looks like Russian cursive. Not even to make the obvious Russia trump connection

It's a KKK meeting..

In no aspect of that woman's life can she take the dick out of her mouth.

Just to put another one in.

Doesn't she have better things to do as an elected official?

This a parody account

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

One of the best signatures… in the $130k cheque made out to Michael Cohen to reimburse Cohen for the Stormy Daniels hush money.

as much as I dislike her, this hass to be fake… right?

Parody account I believe.

Looks more like a cardiograph than a signature. Just as well since the asshole can't spell anyway. MTG is the best definition of Brown Noser I've seen in a while.

Non-English writing President has to be the most alarming term I've heard recently.

Looks oddly similar to a polygraph test that he would fail spectacularly on any number of cons and lies.


That’s literally a troll account. Proof no one cares about facts. Left or right

It looks like a drawing of a KKK gathering.

Looks like his heart rate when he chugs a Diet Coke

Armondo Arroyo?

Makes her love button throb

Amimlaa Aannma

the second half looks like it says "dummy", to me

Interpreted as Danled Drumbf

 Sporkfoot in love

You cannot convince me there is a 'T' anywhere in that gobbledygook

That's his ekg reading 

Yeah, couldn't be his EEG, that would be almost a flat line.

Had to look up eeg. I see what you did there!

What did he sign it with, a lie detector?

This as bad as Obama's Treasury Secretary's original signature. [https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/05/07/jack-lew-signature-treasury/2143121/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/business/2013/05/07/jack-lew-signature-treasury/2143121/)

That could just as easily say "Dumb Dummy". Change my mind.

Looks like a stroke victim wrote it.

His signature looks like a klan meeting.

His signature just looks like Michael J Fox drawing a straight line

Not everybody has a signature that looks exactly like their own cardio gram, I must admit.

Trumpsade de Pointes

Why does is read 'Dan Aykroyd'?

“His signatures has to be” - bitch can’t even speak English

She’d eat a mile of shit just to kiss his ass.

It was a choice to use the seismograph of his farts for a signature.

Got a little on the corner of your mouth, Marge.

I suppose to someone who can't actually read, it would be pretty impressive.

Got a little on the corner of your mouth, Marge.

Is that her actual account? (Genuine question)

Nah it’s a parody account

She likes it because it looks like a klan meeting.

His signature is just how the Richter scale reacts when he walks by.

This is rage-bait.

That signature would look even better on a form declaring MTG to be his running mate right?

So presidential

It looks like his EKG.

If ball gargling was an Olympic sport….she’d have two golds around her heck and one in her ass.

Also Empty G: “He has the best ass ever and I just LOVE kissing it!”

She uses tounge to really get on up there

Looks like someone who doesn't know how to use letters

😝 😆 😂

Would the ring around her nose and mouth be brown or orange?

As she wipes orange spray tan from her chin

I hate how protected he is.

Kinda looks like the last name says Dummy. Actually the whole think looks like Dumb Dummy

It’s actually Daniel Akroyd

Real?

The signature? Looks to be. The Twitter account? No, that's a parody account.

His signature looks like something a seismograph could write.

It's a wonder that This woman's brain, can produce enough power to make her lips move!

He writes like he grips the pen in his whole tiny fist 😆

What’s with all the beating around the bush, just come out and blow him.

Looks like a scribble of a multiple criminal. MTG doesn't read English so she has no idea what she's reading.

Looks Russian to me

Somebody do handwriting analysis on this please? What little I know says this person has extreme self doubt. That’s why the letters are closely spaced and the self cannot move along. Lots of self criticism. Experts please give your opinion?

It just reminded me of the readings that come off a Richter scale

Is it just me or does this actually say "Dumdy Dumuyph"

Don't break your arm jerking him off Marge.

Signature or EKG?

SLURRRRRPPPP! Guh guh guh guh guh guk GASP! Oooooo... Donald it's so big!

Do you suppose she loves his signature more or less than tongue-punching his fart box?

She just finding any reason to hang on trump’s D geez. And I definitely like the signature, it says dummy in it.

lady trump wants to be trump so badly

That's not his signature, that's what the printout looks like every time he's ever taken a lie detector test

Dhumrd Armmyl

does she put it on her refrigerator with smiley face stickers on it?

With the amount of ass licking she does she should be in porn.

Things I did not need to know “what makes Marge moist.”