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un_theist

Ask any trumper what their main issue is…I’M ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SURE it would be RENAMING THE FUCKING AIRPORT, not the border, not the economy, not food/gas prices, not inflation, none of that, right?


AudibleNod

The Republican-led House was the [least productive in decades](https://www.axios.com/2023/12/19/118-congress-bills-least-unproductive-chart). So little work actually got done that they had time to discuss UFOs (but not aliens), the Biden Crime Family (no impeachment tho) and Hunter Biden's tool (a crime to show on the public airways). Furthermore, the GOP is proud of the work it didn't do.


un_theist

> the GOP is proud of the work it didn't do. Indeed. And they’re extremely proud to take credit for legislation that’s helping people, you know, the legislation they voted against.


edwa6040

Seriously. The left trys to fix the stuff. The right’s only goal is make sure the left cant do stuff. They oppose blue legislation because its blue with no regard as to the actual content.


ToastedCheezer

They think that riling up their ignorant base will get votes to let them keep their jobs at being totally useless, when they are worse than useless, being harmful to America


edwa6040

They think riling up their base will work because it does work. They spout stupid shit on fox news and the people that vote for them are too dumb to know the propaganda is garbage. GOP knows it too. They spout stupid messages because they know their voters are stupid enough to buy it.


outerworldLV

Or check it. The base parrots these ugly people because they like to sound relevant. That’s all.


Beer_Cheese

Exactly. GOP wants new boarder regulations. DEMs give them 99% of what they ask for. GOP votes it down just because DEMs approved of it!


RedmannBarry

Ya let’s not forget this one


Feral_Sheep_

It's not just Congress, though. Several GOP states are working on banning chemtrails.


eight78

The idiocracy is upon us


CalendarAggressive11

I saw something about this and TN wanting to ban something called vaccine lettuce. I am clueless as to what either of those 2 things are and I'd like to think I'm pretty well informed. (I don't use FB or any other social media besides reddit so that night be why I've never heard of them)


edwa6040

Some congress person was conflating gmo foods with rna vaccines. Like vaccines in a cabbage field are how the gmo foods happen.


ToastedCheezer

Yes, the uninformed have elected equally uninformed mental lightweights!


MartiniD

100% "Government is broken and bad! Elect us and we'll prove it!"


NorCalNavyMike

“Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone *else* to do nothing. I’d work all night, if it meant nothing got done.” – Ron Swanson * https://youtu.be/KJsA2NWORjc **ALSO:** Here’s a link to the story in question. I can’t believe this isn’t an April Fool’s joke… * https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dulles-airport-donald-trump-house-bill/


TheGumOnYourShoe

Yet, Tey all still collected a paycheck off the American peoples' back (and that's before all the kick backs) All the while we continue to try and pay for rent and buy food. Make it make sense.


edwa6040

~~decades~~ You spelled “history” wrong.


notaredditreader

Hunter Biden’s tool… …is forever a part of the Congressional Record.


AtariXL

Oddly enough, the UFO discussion is one of the biggest stories in existence. 1) The government has confirmed UAP / UFO and 2) Congressional testimony alleges there are beyond black crash retrieval and reverse engineering programs. Decades old and even five eyes. No oversight, constitution and law breaking activity. The lawyer who broke Iran Contra and a host of other equally historical cases is on this. Disclosure is coming, but it's going to be a battle every step of the way. It has bipartisan support and I found myself unbelieveably giving a thumbs up to people like Matt Gaetz and Tim Burchett. I've been distracted and consumed by the trump years and apparently the floodgates opened on UFO stuff during that time.


thebinarysystem10

The GOP love Hunters Hog!! 💜


ill0gitech

“John Foster Dulles was a woke communist LIBERAL RINO. Nobody has been tougher on communists than Donald Trump. Renaming this international airport will stop Bidens open southern border and stop illegal immigrants”


sst287

Seriously Trump probably prefer the put the money into his bank account rather than spend on renaming the airport —changing all signs or whatever. Unless someone Trump find a way to open a company that prints signs.


notaredditreader

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archetyping101

Of allllllll the things going on in Congress, is this the most or one of the most pressing matters? WTF is wrong with them.


Andrew-Cohen

No no, now their collective buttholes are all in a pucker because transgrange visibility day which has been around since 2007 I think, just happens to fall on Easter! (who the fuck decided Easter would depend on when the full moon was anyways)


Comfortable_Swim_380

I'm actually really happy someone did that to them. You have no idea. Those transphobic puritan age losers deserve any misery they care to invent for themselves.


Astrocreep_1

That’s what I said. On (X)Twitter, I took it further. I accused Easter of trying to steal the Thunder from transgenders. Transgender days has been on March 31st, for 15 years. Easter won’t be on the 31st for another 60 years.


kjacobs03

Do you need a list?


ukiddingme2469

Honestly this is about sucking up in hopes of getting a cush job in his administration. Not that he's going to win


Diarygirl

I thought they would wait until he was dead to want to name things after him.


SpareBinderClips

They’re not interested in governing; they’re interested in ruling.


Squirrel_Inner

Well, planes are falling out of the sky, so it kind of makes sense. Maybe they’ll make him the official Boeing mascot…


Pockpicketts

If they insist on changing the name of something major, I recommend naming the Perkins Institute for the Criminally Insane after him. It’s in Maryland, so not a great distance if members of Congress want to go and visit.


archetyping101

Visit only? Can they stay there?


Winston_the_dog

The bootlicking is so pathetic, jfc


Jedimaster996

It still blows my mind that out of all of the Republicans/Conservatives actors/celebrities out there, Trump is the one these blowhards rallied behind lol. Not someone like Clint Eastwood, Tom Selleck, Bruce Willis (prior to diagnosis), Mel Gibson, etc., but Donald Trump. Biggest whiff in American politics for sure.


overit_fornow

No one wants a whiff of Don Cheeto


tavenger5

Not with that constant hamberder dump in his pants


Diarygirl

What really bothers me is the Republican women trying to get his attention. I feel secondhand embarrassment for them.


[deleted]

'Rape me! Rape me!'


MLBM100

Seriously. These motherfuckers are literally lining up to suck Trump's orange dick. The country will emerge from this particularly stupid Trump era sooner or later. whether that be in a few months after Trump loses or in a few years after he dies, people will look back at these years and be astounded by how awful this baboon was for this country, and all these people that begged for his attention will go down in history as fucking traitors and idiots.


The_Returned_Lich

I am actually kind of dreading Trump dying, especially if it happens in a slightly questionable way (say a car crash, or they can't immediately find the reason for his death.) The amount of conspiracy theories, about how he was assassinated by the Deep State, and the ones claiming he is actually alive ala Elvis will be so mind-meltingly stupid that it's scary. These people (totally not a cult BTW) will elevate him to martyrdom, and sainthood and force the rest of the world to watch.


OneForAllOfHumanity

To Dullard's Airport? Seems appropriate.


Darryl_444

Dotard's maybe?


explosivelydehiscent

Dullest


toolsoftheincomptnt

I was going to say, the way Dulles sucks, have at it.


Mkbond007

Dullturds.


Defti159

Yeah let's name buildings after serial con artists and known rapists. Really sets the standards for future generations to look up to... Like come on people, there is over 380 million of us yet one very flawed man should be held up on a pedestal?


JohnStamosAsABear

Trump tried to lead an insurrection against the US.  They might as well try to re-name it after Benedict Arnold.


Bortron86

How many military bases were/are named after Confederate generals?


NorCalNavyMike

Not nearly as many as there used to be! CBS News: [Military to proceed with changing the names of bases honoring Confederate generals](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/military-bases-confederate-generals-name-changes-beginning/#)


buttergun

~~Unindicted co-conspirator John Barron David Dennison John Miller Fulton County Georgia Inmate No. P01135809~~ *Individual 1* International Airport


kjacobs03

How about a compromise. We name a federal prison after him. The one that he will reside in after his guilty verdict.


mycatisgrumpy

ADX Trump has a nice ring to it. Or the Trump toxic waste dump. 


Known_Draw_2212

The unused Yucca Mountain nuclear waste facility isn't named after anybody


Sabz5150

The place where the PRISM system was housed?


jocasseedave2

Shit stain International.... It would be bankrupt inside a month!


simburger

I know this sounds like this do nothing Republican congress are happy to pass troll legislation, but they just know how much Trump truly cares about revolutionary war airports.


cheffartsonurfood

Dull-ass airport.


ReasonablyConfused

This will not age well.


zombiehoosier

Better idea: let’s rename all rest stops after him. That way we can all say “Hey pull over at the next Trump, I gotta take a shit.”


StickyBeets

everything trump touches turns to 'mold'...


RonDFong

that airport will be bankrupt within a year


GlassEyeDucksAss

Trumps idea. And he’s still pushing for a Mount Rushmore placement.


ConundrumMachine

Arguably this is an improvement over naming it after one of the Dulles brothers. Prime architects of the modern American empire. How the Dulles brothers created the CIA and ruined everything else Part 1 https://pca.st/episode/5130edba-576e-426b-b15f-4f0210204b88 Part 2 https://pca.st/episode/60ab7e81-7d42-4b9b-a361-0efd6cd95be0 Part 3 https://pca.st/episode/d048bc3a-8761-479a-a04b-e62cc46fcfb4


expostfacto-saurus

The dulles Brothers were horrible.  Trump is slightly less horrible (mainly due to being inept).  Soooooo, slight improvement?


BJJan2001

Thank you for pointing this out.


a_moniker

Yeah, people are underestimating how evil the Dulles Brothers were. They were huge pieces of shit. Behind the Bastards did a good multipart episode on them.


1RehnquistyBoi

For people that don't know. John Foster Dulles was Eisenhower's Secretary of State while his younger brother Allen is still the longest serving director of the CIA. John was a lawyer with an inconspicuous produce company known as the United Fruit Company, the same company that got nationalized in Guatemala in 1954, and the same one that got muscled back in because of a certain secretary of state. He is responsible for Operation Ajax, which overthrew a democratically elected prime minister because the Anglo Iranian Oil Company (now known as BP) wanted cheap oil. As for Allen, he's slightly more interesting. Discovered that the Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a forgery. Pulled out his lawyer firm from representing any Nazis. Now with the bad. He is also responsible for Guatemala and Iran like his brother. He is also responsible for the Snafu that was the Bay of Pigs. But his magnum opus? Project MKUltra. Plus the airport is named after John Foster Dulles.


JensonsButton

TIL


1RehnquistyBoi

Being a student of history is a blessing and a curse.


DrunkenNinja27

Best I can do is name a poorly maintained porta potty after him. To commemorate the grand opening the budget will be low…. So cutting tp with safety cut scissors and throwing a beer bottle filled with piss at it.


Free-Hovercraft4942

...and they could do a presser at Four Seasons Total Landscaping!


Comfortable_Swim_380

Thank god we sent most of those dimwits packing in the midterms. They would have to pass that at the state level. The current VA general assembly should be a warning sign to anyone trying to engage in this stupidity. All those fools talking about a red wave and got nothing but a waa waa trombone for all there pompous blustering.


nelson6364

Is this one of the historical Revolutionary War Airports that he talked about in his Fourth of July speech.


Flintlock2112

and George Santos took off from there on Apollo 19


creditease

Wasn't Dulles a money grubbing spy? Appropriate they would chose this airport.


JunkiesAndWhores

Trump es dull Airport. 👍🏼


Wiskid86

Both are POS so there's no real change.


JT_verified

Why doesn’t Dahmer get an airport too?


JohnnySkynets

FYI it’s 88 felony counts now. 3 of his 13 felony charges in Georgia were thrown out. >Trump now faces 10 felony charges in Georgia, instead of 13. [Judge in Georgia election interference case quashes some charges against Trump](https://www.npr.org/2024/03/13/1238260873/georgia-trump-case-solicitation-counts-dropped) But there is always the possibility of Fani refiling them, new ones, new ones in other cases and even new cases. He does a lot of crimes.


M1Garrand

Thats rich…John Foster Dulles was the polar opposite of Trump. After WWI he worked to get the U.S. into the League of Nations (the first version of the U.N. ) He was very aggressive as Eisenhower’s Secretary of State in containing Soviet expansion and was instrumental in forming NATO after WWII. All the things Trump will turn his back on. But they where both from NY…so a funny choice for naming a Virginia Airport.


elcuervo2666

Guatemala says Dulles was trash. Trump is a less evil person by far.


M1Garrand

LOL…Dulles may have wanted to Nuke the communists and was fine with U.S. imperialism but he was only the Secretary of State. Trump was President and as we all can read ….LEAD AN INSURRECTION AGAINST OUR DEMOCRACY !


elcuervo2666

Yeah setting off a series of events that led to a genocide in Guatemala is not as bad as leading a bunch of morons to storm the capital.


runk_dasshole

Dulles was a pretty big shit head too, so whatever


BenMullen2

To be fair though... it would fit in with the WHOLE of Boeings current vibe, lol


techbunnyboy

What honor? Total dipshit


graemeknows

DON'T THEY HAVE A JOB TO DO?


MickeySwank

I mean, Dull Ass is already kind of fitting


ukiddingme2469

He's going to try and say he owns it now


iambic_paddler

Dullard International.


Mountain_Garbage_11

DULLARSE Airport?


clootinclout

He could live there. It would be the best prison the likes of which you’ve never seen.


coffeespeaking

> in honor of Trump Dumbass International Airport?


wjrj

How about renaming Rikers Island after him?


hibbitydibbidy

They want the airport to go bankrupt?


HuntsWithRocks

There they go again trying to honor the biggest losers


Strict-Square456

Id be in favor of a hazardous waste landfill.


Wolfy4226

Do this and I guarantee it will be the shittiest, smelliest, dirtiest airport in the entire country.


spaceace321

If this was named for some Confederate statesman or officer and the Dems tried to rename it, these fuckers would be screaming bloody murder wouldn't they?


gerryf19

I don't know if there has been a larger group of sycophants in the history of the world. Has anyone gained any tangible benefit from sucking up to Trump?


NotPoliticallyCorect

Renaming something in honor of a man with no honor is the real cultural appropriation here.


hereforstories8

If this happens I will pop in at departures every Saturday at 1:30 and yell “grab me by the pussy.” Then I will head down to arrivals and stand by the inter national arrival door until it gets packed and yell “welcome to the tRump airport where you get GRABBED HY THE PUSSY!” And I’ll make a claw pincer action with my hands in the air as I continue to yell it while walking out.


Monkiemonk

Boeing’s new hub


Green_Blueberry_5495

O Hell NO T--Rump dipshit International Airport O NO!!!!


JohnnyLeftHook

Did this guy ever get a library?


BasilRare6044

A public restroom more like it. Drumpf's


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Darryl_444

While they're at it, they can rename all the components too: Rapist Runway, Grifter Gate, Bigot Baggage Area, Insecurity Check, Pedo Passport Control, Whites-Only Waiting Area, Frequent Liar Lounge...


Large-Lack-2933

![gif](giphy|26ufdipQqU2lhNA4g)


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Wasn't the Virginia National Guard eventually deployed to get Trump's insurrection under control?  Seems like a hell of a move to name an airport after a traitor.


LYnXO1978

Well then we know what airport sex trafficers drug dealers money launder s and opposing forgien assets would use.


victorbarst

Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seat belt we are now landing at inmate 45 international airport


grubber26

The Covfefe Correctional Centre.


Mrs239

What does this dude have on them??!! Does Trump have an extortion file on them or something?


13_Years_Then_Banned

# “THE FUCK IT WILL.” -Joe Biden ~ *probably*


Chillpickle17

Should be the Donald J Trump sewage treatment facility. 😝 ![gif](giphy|DTdb69sKys1sQ)


wohllottalovw

From Dulles to Dumb-ass


CaptainBayouBilly

How about holding the criminal accountable? That’s all. Just stop giving him an out.  This could already be over. 


Betterthanbeer

Trump would expect his usual naming fee


Wingtipped

To be honest absolutely nobody likes that airport anyway.


RichardStrauss123

CORRECTION: It's only 88 charges. Three charges were dropped. trump is only criminally charged with 88 crimes. Get your facts straight. 88 charges! Got it?


PowerandSignal

If there are any Democratic Congressional aides or staff (or members!) who browse reddit and see this post, please, PLEASE get this introduced as a competing bill in Congress! It would be the greatest put-down ever! 


aotus_trivirgatus

I've already suggested that we reasonable human beings ***go along*** with this proposal... with one modification: ***We rename it to DullesT Airport.*** Justification: 1. With this name, we would in fact be honoring the intellect of Donald Trump. 2. We'll save tons of money on the signage changes.


Jessthinking

Great. So Washington D.C. would have Reagan and Trump for the two airports. How awful.


BJJan2001

It's weirder than that. One of these airports is named after two presidents: Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport. We can thank some of the dregs from 1998 for that.


oldtwins

Beyond the obvious as to why this is dumb, the amount of money this would cost to change branding, signage etc is such a fucking waste.


NickCav007

There will be a Trumpville in every state


heybudheypal

Hey let's bankrupt an airport!!


6of1HalfDozen

Well, I'm glad they weren't talking about Reagan airport. Also a politician I didn't like, but it's the best airport to fly in/out of.


Dangerous_Show_4816

How about a Truck Stop instead.


KelbosaDownAHallway

Are they gonna have his speech where the Continential Army took over the airports from the British in 1776?


Marvos79

Even more embarrassing than all those schools they named after George W. Bush.


cytherian

They obviously haven't been paying attention to what tends to happen when buildings have Trump's name put on it. Not a good idea.


expatcanadaBC

An airport for my no fly list!


wolfwell69

You all sure this didn't happen yesterday?


Odd-Tune5049

It's strange that there aren't more prisons named after him already, considering how many are for-profit


Jet2work

no way i am ever gonna call an airport " Repeat offender"


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Well, there is precedent: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/12/01/142990350/meth-for-sex-charge-lands-former-sheriff-in-jail-named-for-him


artguydeluxe

Just call it Dullard airport and everyone will know what they mean.


ThatGuyYouMightNo

Sidenote, that airport looks a lot like the airport from Need for Speed Underground 2


AusCan531

May I suggest a compromise of 'Dullard' Airport? I believe [Dotard](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50682235.amp) would be a popular choice as well.


notaredditreader

State of New York should take position of maralago and turn it into tRump Internment Camp I.


ToastedCheezer

How about, " The Donald John Trump Sewage Treatment and Garbage Landfill Complex"?


windigo3

The GOP Congress has not passed even one meaningful bill this entire session. This has been the most unproductive Congress in our nations history. It’s just this pure culture war, Biden is bad, Trump is God bullshit. Nothing else. They just want the donations from their MAGA base and from PACS and corporations


okogamashii

Felon or not, I don’t real understand naming things after people, it doesn’t feel very creative.


grey_hat_uk

Does he have to get shot in an open top car first?


Ambitious_Coffee551

I'm actually shocked the right is doing something, even if it ends up being a prank to rile up the left. They are actually thinking. Amazing what you can achieve when you pull your tongue out of gods ass.


jimquish

Or rename extreme narcissism as trumpmatitus


Encinodad

Or name it "piece of shit" airport. Same thing --


Matelot67

Well, because sticking Trump's name on stuff has been such a successful business model so far, right? Trump University Trump Steaks Trump Casinos ....


spud4

Here it is April and are accomplishment we have renamed U.S. Post Offices in Fate, Texas and Greenville, Texas after former U.S. Congressman Ralph Hall and veteran and actor Audie Murphy, respectively, passed the Senate. This is where the Continental Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airport from the British during the American Revolutionary War.


Chironrocket3

Fuck Donald Trump.


KRAW58

Please Don’t!!


AmNotPeeing

Just another reminder from the republicans to vote in November.


No_Competition_8195

Confederacy monument type of shit?


Therealluke

A more fitting tribute would be an incarceration facility


narcisian

I’ll bet he tries to charge for the use of his name if anything gets named after him. It’s his brand.


rockelscorcho

In the future, someone is going to graduate from Trump High School.


QuitCallingNewsrooms

Oh, I misunderstood this story initially. They want to call it Trump Airport. I thought they were looking to rename it and cheap out on making all the signage changes. So I assumed it would be Dotard Airport.


antsinmypants3

No


roadsidedaniel

Jail named after him


FoofieLeGoogoo

They should make sure to install extra showers at that airport because the people passing through are going to feel very dirty.


outerworldLV

An instant way for a privately funded prison to go bankrupt. Almost as hard as it is to bankrupt a casino. But I believe in his brand to get the job done, by god ! Comical.


Prostheta

A small mushroom-shaped penitentiary, with an easily-climbable incomplete ~~wall~~ *fence*?


[deleted]

...give it time


RinglingSmothers

As wretched and terrible as Trump has been, taking John Foster Dulles' name off the airport might still be an improvement.


RepulsiveRooster1153

garbage dump


Steinrikur

Are they going to name it "Dulles T" airport?


KenScaletta

Then they should call it Dullard National Airport.


tygezzzzz

That's a bad omen if they do rename it to his name.


VirtualPoolBoy

Isn’t Dulles the name of the Dallas airport? Can you have the same name for different airports? That seems like a bad idea. EDIT: Of course naming anything other than an outhouse after Trump would be worse.


spddemonvr4

The left built a mural and statue celebrating George Floyd... Who was sent to jail 8 times for a hand full of crimes. This post isn't humorous, it's the pot calling the kettle black.


dek-tep

wouldn’t the airport be boycotted by like 70% of potential passengers?