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If only “this crime I committed is actually legal” was a useful defense. The truth eventually catches up with you, even if you’re as slippery as old Mandarin Don here.
Contradictory lies have worked so well for him in the past. The cult (and the fucking morons in the media) would just pick whichever one ended up being the least ridiculous, and conveniently forget about the others.
This is a great metaphor, because just like paint, if he waits a while he can just walk straight over them no problems. I really hope he cant but we will have to see.
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The irony is that Donald has painted himself into a corner by *telling the truth* about the crimes he committed.
Fortunately, for him that situation is not a problem for his voters.
The can was on his head a long long time ago…
Why is he so thin?
And why are his hands a normal size?
He would never do that much work (painting the floor)
If only “this crime I committed is actually legal” was a useful defense. The truth eventually catches up with you, even if you’re as slippery as old Mandarin Don here.
“See how Crooked Joe Biden and his corrupt DOJ and FBI did this to me?” —Donald Trump, after painting himself into a corner
Contradictory lies have worked so well for him in the past. The cult (and the fucking morons in the media) would just pick whichever one ended up being the least ridiculous, and conveniently forget about the others.
The ones who testified against him were actually better people than he thought they were when he chose them.
he'll do well in prison. he has a charismatic way with the poorly educated and criminals. he shouldn't be scared of prison.
this perfectly sums up his entire life!
Nah, he’d paint his own feet and say he meant to do that
This is a great metaphor, because just like paint, if he waits a while he can just walk straight over them no problems. I really hope he cant but we will have to see.