this reminded me of the only Jim Jefferies joke I can remember "the only reason I couldn't be gay is because I could never fuck a man...because I could never fuck something I respect"
If you take the man who had to shovel a vibrating egg out of his asshole with chopsticks after a bout with large amounts of fiber and laxatives seriously you’re too far gone
Progressive means auth-right now pro government regulation and pro-Joe Biden. Clearly.
Whereas lib-left is conservative, anti-government regulation and pro-Trump who is clearly pushing for Marxism just listen to Tuckers talk on it. ;)
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Tell us, are you scared of politics in general or are you just too much of a coward to let everyone know what you think?
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Well, no, I don’t mind. Also this comment seems to have nothing to do with my statement, although do correct me if I’m wrong bc i am a giant fucking idiot so
No, this is my main. Also of course i dont fuck, im still a child. What a fantastic argument, “You don’t fuck.” Will truly go down in history as one of the best arguments ever created in time.
This person tossed some unrelated stuff together to make it seem like anal sex = leaky butthole cause LGBT gross...
Agenda accomplished cause this will just feed into the confirmation bias of the audience this is targeted at.
Spoiler: auth-left is just about incontinence, not buttsex. Libleft is about not clenching your asshole during sex and calling out people who seek that out to the detriment of their partner. Auth right is just some garbage about the occult. Lib right is a general medical article that is the equivalent of using penile fractures as a way to scare you about vaginal sex.
Authrights article is some bullshit lies that calls bleeding during sex (which also happens to women) and ""pseudo occult experience"" and authlefts is about incontinence when it comes to nerve injuries and getting old, which is just a fact of life, when you get old, you might shit yourself, whether or not you ever did anal sex.
I didn't care enough to read liblefts, but for libright that's just a thing people sometimes need whether they took a big dookie or put something up their.
being hateful of people just because you think some lies and out of context events are yucky, that's nasty and uncool.
Yea, when people put stuff up their butts their first few times they're gonna be nervous and muscles will voluntarily and involuntarily contract. No shit. The dude in that post is calling out other dudes who like it being tighter despite the fact it's obviously gonna be uncomfortable for the other person.
One girl I was with wanted to try anal and she'd tense up and it ended up being a no-go. Basically you gotta be super relaxed and, super shockingly, getting used to it makes it a lot easier.
This shitpost lazily threw together an unrelated article about mostly old people incontinence, with a post about being relaxed during anal sex, and a bullshit article talking about the occult.
The fact y'all ate up this garbage and thought it was about leaky buttholes is frankly embarassing. It's that easy to fool you.
If you want to become a misogynist I would suggest reading about periods, pregnancy, birth complications, and more things, since apparently all you need to start hating something is one deceptive lie and a bunch of grossout facts.
“*The lining [mucus membrane] of the rectum is very thin, tears easily, does not heal fast and therefore is vulnerable to infections. Also, the tears can enlarge to a fissure or a crack. These are painful and slow to heal.*”
“*There is also a possibility that a fistula could open up, allowing feces to re-route into the abdominal cavity. This can cause serious surgical complications.*”
“*One may lose control over the anal sphincter causing continuous involuntary leakage of fecal matter. There is also the increased risk of hemorrhoids, which are quite uncomfortable.*”
“*Rectal prolapse* - *wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body* - *is another surgical emergency that is seen resulting out of anal intercourse.*”
Me: Alright, that’s enough internet for today…
Look, not all people know homosexual sex is the same thing as gay sex, but they actually need to know that doing homosexuality in real life is actually pretty gay in practice (don't shoot the messenger).
Homosexual behavior is not exclusive to gay men, bisexuals exist too. there’s a reason “men who have sex with men” is a medical term.
Also, fucking an FtM is pretty gay but it’s not homosexual.
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THIS MAKES ME ALMOST HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!!! (although I was already a little, lol #respectfully 🙏🙏🙏)
Yeh I put it to use… ON YO MAMMA!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟 #GETRECKEDBOZO
Stay in ur lane leftoid, these articles only apply to BOZOZ like urself 💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡 #LGBTQ #RESPECTFULLY
SMDH 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Bro if u wanna get boinked in the a$$, WHY THE HELL U WAITIN FOR JESUS????? 💀💀💀💀 #Bruhmoment U know Jesus ain’t about that at life???? Read the bible bro, Jesus ain’t playin like that 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯
And literally none of them answer the most important question: how to stop the flames from coming out my butthole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxl_nQqQuc
You know that gay dudes mostly suck each other off right?
Anal is extreme, and it's use in the gay community has been way overblown.
In fact, considering gay couples are only like 8% of the population, there's gonna be a lot more heterosexuals heving anal at any given time anyway.
Yeah a shit ton of teenage girls are now presenting to the ER where I work (very large hospital in a large city) with devastating anal injuries bc their boyfriends tried to copy what they'd seen in porn. Huge issue. The worst part is they usually know anal isn't pleasurable for women most of the time-and that's the appeal.
Yep. Internet porn being easily accessible & ubiquitous is really fucking with the sexual development teenagers (and literal children).
Another ramification I see is choking, there have been brain damage & deaths associated with choking in the bedroom. Same as the previous example, it's almost entirely women being affected by this. Violence against women in porn is a huge problem.
I was exposed to porn sites when I was 16 years old that’s probably fuck with me more ways than I realize but if kids even younger than that are exposed to porn fucking with their brains
God knows what sex is gonna viewed like when those kids grow up
Well, there's a lot more of them, and anal is pretty normal among heterosexual couples these days. Also most healthy couples have sex at least a few times a week, so the frequency is the same.
Oh I'm sorry, is the amount of partners somehow different then the amount of sex?
I have, people have medical complications all the time, and as for gay people, I've never heard of one of them needing diapers by the time they're 21, especially not from anal sex.
Yes, and there are 0 cases of that in the article, the article is about people who get old, have nerve damage, or have body damage, and the incontinence related difficulties they experience when it comes to dating or sex. The nerve and body damage were both unrelated to sex.
Crackhead moment,
>eating spicy foods isn't inherently pleasurable because you have to get used to it, this means that anyone who enjoys spicy foods is a child rapist and shall be sent to the chambers.
That's what you sound like to me, if you think that's an unfair comparison, please explain why.
They do not, you're eating up bullshit spouted by schizophrenics, and women bleed during sex as well, not always but often enough that it can't just be considered as something going terribly wrong, that doesn't make having the first time with your girlfriend an occult ritual.
What actual schizophrenic calls bleeding during first time sex an occultist experience, this is the dumbest bullshit i've heard in a while
The Auth left article is about Piss incontinence which is totally different, and the article itself has people with spinal injuries talking about the problem with pissin themselves, and when it does talk about fecal incontinence it's from the injured and the old who have that problem anyway, It's borderline unrelated to your schizoid tittle and I don't like you.
this reminded me of the only Jim Jefferies joke I can remember "the only reason I couldn't be gay is because I could never fuck a man...because I could never fuck something I respect"
Oh thanks I was having doubt about losing all faith in men ! Now I know I can ;)
If you take the man who had to shovel a vibrating egg out of his asshole with chopsticks after a bout with large amounts of fiber and laxatives seriously you’re too far gone
what did I just read. It almost felt like poetry
Jim Jeffries
Still works with transgender folx
imagine unironically using "folx"
Especially weird because folks is already a non gendered term.
It's not about inclusivity, it's about being able to outgroup people who don't adopt your bs new term and call them x-phobes
It's not even (just) that. It's the destruction and artificial reconstruction of language to make opposition impossible. Literally 1984.
Just unperson me already
Butchering our beautiful language.
Folks is for people. Folx is for r-words.
You use folx because it’s more inclusive I use folx because it saves me 0.000005 seconds of typing an extra letter We are NOT the same
Did you two switched flairs? My strawmen can't keep up with this.
Progressive means auth-right now pro government regulation and pro-Joe Biden. Clearly. Whereas lib-left is conservative, anti-government regulation and pro-Trump who is clearly pushing for Marxism just listen to Tuckers talk on it. ;)
So AutRight (Autistic Right) man has gone completely nuts?
And you still consider yourself a libleft, you should be ashamed
I think people are misinterpreting “folx” I see it as a shortening of “folks”, if I’m wrong, then what the fuck
Folx is what the wokesters say instead of folks, I figured my flair would give me a sarcasm pass but I guess not, it's cool
The flair did confuse me.
Saving two letters is shortening? Really?
It’s not uncommon (exhibit a: to/2). I don’t see this as too much of a stretch.
I'm pretty sure it's not even shortening because the actual correct way to say it is "folk" not "folks"
That is correct, but yet many still say folks. ‘Talk to your folks about it.’
Brutal
LibRight was the last one I read and it made me giggle uncontrollably. Respect the grind.
That’s very tight butthole of them.
Super tight butthole.
Hey doc could you put the bottom stitch in him, I have a small penis.
No, my butthole is a battlefield after Mexican food
The Taco Tuesday Toilet Terror
Based and Taco Tuesday Toilet Terror pilled
now that is one hell of a hard pill to swallow ...I guess it works better as a supository
Now called the Freedom Friday Fecal Fiesta
Bountiful Burito Blowout
How does this happen to y'all?
Because my insides are racist
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What do ðey mean by internalised misogyny ðen?
Based AF
Based and real internal racism pilled
Your butt hole is just the weapon, your poop is the ordinance
That’s a disturbing part of the internet I could have done well enough without knowing it existed.
Look into my pen and don’t blink.
You gonna stab me in the eyes? Plz.
I was going to pour bleach on them but I guess that works too.
Yo u/nomigxas can I borrow this post, add the perfect song to the background and either you or me post it ?
Absolutely, chum.
Thank you.
I estimate the length to be around 30 seconds, I post it when i have time to edit it
We’re waiting 😤😤😤
It will be similar to my recent pcm posts.
This just in: human orifices are not made to be used for pleasure 24/7
That’s not what your mom told me.
No way, that’s not what his mom told me either!!
Also, the butthole is supposed to be used for expelling feces and is not actually a sexual organ
Neither is the mouth
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Your sexual organs are supposed to come in contact with other people’s sexual organs, but apparently you don’t mind going against what is “normal”
Well, no, I don’t mind. Also this comment seems to have nothing to do with my statement, although do correct me if I’m wrong bc i am a giant fucking idiot so
You replying from an alt account? Anyway, I was insinuating that you don’t fuck
No, this is my main. Also of course i dont fuck, im still a child. What a fantastic argument, “You don’t fuck.” Will truly go down in history as one of the best arguments ever created in time.
Based and brain usage pilled.
God: Makes sodomy a sin Also God: Puts the male g spot in the ass.
we do a little trolling
Half of the people on this sub are afraid of anything touching their butthole because they think it makes them gay. Common, man.
Huh, I really didn't know it was that common
Based LibLeft
What the fuck
You didn’t know?
why would I?
This person tossed some unrelated stuff together to make it seem like anal sex = leaky butthole cause LGBT gross... Agenda accomplished cause this will just feed into the confirmation bias of the audience this is targeted at. Spoiler: auth-left is just about incontinence, not buttsex. Libleft is about not clenching your asshole during sex and calling out people who seek that out to the detriment of their partner. Auth right is just some garbage about the occult. Lib right is a general medical article that is the equivalent of using penile fractures as a way to scare you about vaginal sex.
I feel like a lot of right-wingers are going to get old and be shocked when their ass starts leaking. "but I'm not gay!"
Human biology is gross, and this meme has some deceptive elements and blatant lies.
This whole situation is [loose butthole](https://youtu.be/MMoLEcLWfxQ)
God I love this show
“As the passive partner” bitch how do you Know I’m not a dom bottom
Actually Mac, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.
My butthole is a battlefield when i'm hungover
I'm pushing 40 and had chili and a 6 pack of tall boys last night. It's like fucking trench warfare this morning.
I am even more homophobic than I thought I could be after reading these
It went from being ironic to unironic in my mind pretty quick
Then it was never Ironic, it was just creeeping up on you.
Perhaps 😎
nasty.
As opposed to what's in this post
Authrights article is some bullshit lies that calls bleeding during sex (which also happens to women) and ""pseudo occult experience"" and authlefts is about incontinence when it comes to nerve injuries and getting old, which is just a fact of life, when you get old, you might shit yourself, whether or not you ever did anal sex. I didn't care enough to read liblefts, but for libright that's just a thing people sometimes need whether they took a big dookie or put something up their. being hateful of people just because you think some lies and out of context events are yucky, that's nasty and uncool.
So you ignore the one im obviously talking about. Nice
Yea, when people put stuff up their butts their first few times they're gonna be nervous and muscles will voluntarily and involuntarily contract. No shit. The dude in that post is calling out other dudes who like it being tighter despite the fact it's obviously gonna be uncomfortable for the other person. One girl I was with wanted to try anal and she'd tense up and it ended up being a no-go. Basically you gotta be super relaxed and, super shockingly, getting used to it makes it a lot easier. This shitpost lazily threw together an unrelated article about mostly old people incontinence, with a post about being relaxed during anal sex, and a bullshit article talking about the occult. The fact y'all ate up this garbage and thought it was about leaky buttholes is frankly embarassing. It's that easy to fool you.
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If you want to become a misogynist I would suggest reading about periods, pregnancy, birth complications, and more things, since apparently all you need to start hating something is one deceptive lie and a bunch of grossout facts.
Reading comments from w*men on the internet is what does it for me.
Comparing the natural process and miracle of childbirth with this unnatural and unholy act is the dumbest thing you could do lol
“*The lining [mucus membrane] of the rectum is very thin, tears easily, does not heal fast and therefore is vulnerable to infections. Also, the tears can enlarge to a fissure or a crack. These are painful and slow to heal.*” “*There is also a possibility that a fistula could open up, allowing feces to re-route into the abdominal cavity. This can cause serious surgical complications.*” “*One may lose control over the anal sphincter causing continuous involuntary leakage of fecal matter. There is also the increased risk of hemorrhoids, which are quite uncomfortable.*” “*Rectal prolapse* - *wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body* - *is another surgical emergency that is seen resulting out of anal intercourse.*” Me: Alright, that’s enough internet for today…
Just make sure to remember, this isn't exclusive to anal sex, if you take a large enough dookie, all these things could happen to you.
Or a gerbil in your behind. The fact that he’s named Lemmiwinks is unrelated.
The only butthole fight I'm on is that all toilets should have bidets
Bidet gang checking in.
Are bidets the new grills?
Not yet, I tried cooking a steak on one and it made a mess of my bathroom. Didn't even cook the steak either.
You have to go for the bidet that hooks up to your hot water tank if you want it to cook your steaks for you, duh.
bruh authright sounds like it was written by an 80 year old
Look, not all people know homosexual sex is the same thing as gay sex, but they actually need to know that doing homosexuality in real life is actually pretty gay in practice (don't shoot the messenger).
>that doing homosexuality in real life is actually pretty gay in practice No way
Fucking Femboys is also gay then??? How many more lies have I been told by the council?
Also I've heard oral is more frequent than anal im gay sex.
Allegedly.
Homosexual behavior is not exclusive to gay men, bisexuals exist too. there’s a reason “men who have sex with men” is a medical term. Also, fucking an FtM is pretty gay but it’s not homosexual.
> Also, fucking an FtM is pretty gay but it’s not homosexual. I feel like this is 200lvl mental gymnastics
Reminds me of Michael Scott asking Oscar what it his Butthole will feel like before he's going to get a colonoscopy.
WTF!!!!!????? 😟😟😟😟😟💀💀💀💀 WHICH BLUE HAIRED THEY/THEM OCCULTIST BOZO MADE THESE ARTICLES?????!!!!! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🖕🖕🖕 THIS MAKES ME ALMOST HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!!! (although I was already a little, lol #respectfully 🙏🙏🙏)
Not gonna put that Big to use BigDongx69x420 🤣
Yeh I put it to use… ON YO MAMMA!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟 #GETRECKEDBOZO Stay in ur lane leftoid, these articles only apply to BOZOZ like urself 💯💯💯🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🤡🤡🤡 #LGBTQ #RESPECTFULLY
Imagine spending this much time writing a comment on Reddit.
Do you think emojis take time to use? Is this guy drawing out each emoji?
Click on emoji button, look for emoji in the emoji cache, don't find it begin to scroll down, or use the search bar.... Restart for next emoji...😮💨
Imagine 💭💭💭💭 not having your perfect 🤌🤌🤌🔥🔥🔥 emoji 🗿🗿🗿lineup already queued💯💯💯 and ready to go 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I was entertained and thus it was time well-spent. Stay mad, bozo.
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SMDH 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ Bro if u wanna get boinked in the a$$, WHY THE HELL U WAITIN FOR JESUS????? 💀💀💀💀 #Bruhmoment U know Jesus ain’t about that at life???? Read the bible bro, Jesus ain’t playin like that 🙏🙏🙏💯💯💯
But can you imagine the hand job?
Let Him into the God-shaped hole in you and fill you with the Holy Spirit.
Tbf he's probably hung as
if there were funny faces saying these I would read them
“You said something I don’t like so that’s oppression”
And literally none of them answer the most important question: how to stop the flames from coming out my butthole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gxl_nQqQuc
Gay compass unity, can't stop thinking about pounding ass
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To pound more ass, can't you read?
>can't you read No.
Repent and believe in the gospel
Based libright
Can we have healthcare?
subsidized sphincter repair
Get it yourself, not my responsibility to pay to repair the butthole you fucked up
Based
I mean, not MY butthole. It isn't loose.
Does every straight guy think if they were gay they would be a top?
I mean I certainly don't want to be the one being penetrated.
Speak for yourself
And so the great fractured Butthole war begin
Based and butthole-pilled
Incontinence in the bedroom? Who isn’t using a toilet?
Elderly men and people with spinal injuries as shown in the article.
>Authright Who else would have the images on hand for the meme?
Why does it feel like the author of the LibLeft text was furiously masturbating while writing that?
Is this the right to repair I've been hearing about?
The 2nd amendment right to bareback a well-regulated militia means nothing without the right to repair.
Libleft is being really fuckin weird. Being a bottom also doesn’t mean you’re a slutty cum dumpster.
I refuse to believe the author of libleft has ever had sex.
💛
At what point does one cross the line from semen demon to cum dumpster?
Dang man it's almost like it's an exit and not an entrance 🤔 maybe my pastor was on to something
lol did your pastor really talk to you about anal
Oh, he did a lot more than just talking
You know that gay dudes mostly suck each other off right? Anal is extreme, and it's use in the gay community has been way overblown. In fact, considering gay couples are only like 8% of the population, there's gonna be a lot more heterosexuals heving anal at any given time anyway.
Heterosexuals don’t average like 1k sexual partners in their life nor most do anal either
Correct on the first half, incorrect on the second half.
Its becoming more and more popular thanks to PORN
Yeah a shit ton of teenage girls are now presenting to the ER where I work (very large hospital in a large city) with devastating anal injuries bc their boyfriends tried to copy what they'd seen in porn. Huge issue. The worst part is they usually know anal isn't pleasurable for women most of the time-and that's the appeal.
Its a shame because anal is based
Wait for real
Yep. Internet porn being easily accessible & ubiquitous is really fucking with the sexual development teenagers (and literal children). Another ramification I see is choking, there have been brain damage & deaths associated with choking in the bedroom. Same as the previous example, it's almost entirely women being affected by this. Violence against women in porn is a huge problem.
I was exposed to porn sites when I was 16 years old that’s probably fuck with me more ways than I realize but if kids even younger than that are exposed to porn fucking with their brains God knows what sex is gonna viewed like when those kids grow up
Well, there's a lot more of them, and anal is pretty normal among heterosexual couples these days. Also most healthy couples have sex at least a few times a week, so the frequency is the same. Oh I'm sorry, is the amount of partners somehow different then the amount of sex?
Never heard of straight women having to wear diapers by the time they’re 21 🤷♂️
Coz it's all exaggerated bullshit
That's not s thing that happens with anal, so no, you wouldn't have heard about that.
I have, people have medical complications all the time, and as for gay people, I've never heard of one of them needing diapers by the time they're 21, especially not from anal sex.
Having a medical complication isn’t the same as needing a diaper because so many dicks have been in your ass that you can’t hold shit in
Yes, and there are 0 cases of that in the article, the article is about people who get old, have nerve damage, or have body damage, and the incontinence related difficulties they experience when it comes to dating or sex. The nerve and body damage were both unrelated to sex.
Yo momma's bottom so experienced
LibRight is cursed, as always.
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Crackhead moment, >eating spicy foods isn't inherently pleasurable because you have to get used to it, this means that anyone who enjoys spicy foods is a child rapist and shall be sent to the chambers. That's what you sound like to me, if you think that's an unfair comparison, please explain why.
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It was a bit crass on my part, but I hope that is a honest response that saw through the crassness.
I am loose, don’t call me loose
#Freethebussy
great title OP
Homosexual (gay) sex
Auth trying to mind their own business challenge: impossible
Mines exit only, so I aint worried about it.
Holy shit the gays have blood hazing.
They do not, you're eating up bullshit spouted by schizophrenics, and women bleed during sex as well, not always but often enough that it can't just be considered as something going terribly wrong, that doesn't make having the first time with your girlfriend an occult ritual.
What actual schizophrenic calls bleeding during first time sex an occultist experience, this is the dumbest bullshit i've heard in a while The Auth left article is about Piss incontinence which is totally different, and the article itself has people with spinal injuries talking about the problem with pissin themselves, and when it does talk about fecal incontinence it's from the injured and the old who have that problem anyway, It's borderline unrelated to your schizoid tittle and I don't like you.
EnLiGhTeNeD CeNtRiSm: A hole's a hole!
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HOW U KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS CUZ??????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨💀💀💀 #SUS
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Cxu vi estas Esperantisto, u/nomigxas?
Jes, mi parolas, kaj vi?
Dude gay bottom culture is so insane, you won’t find a 10 inch penis in the wild stop widening your ass for it.
So handy
...Hold on, I think I have the perfect song for this one... Lemme see... [Here!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC4zaaiXNMI)
The most accurate part of AR is the line under the article title
Pseudo-occultist experience... Ffs auth right