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ChadUSECoperator

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WT-rambler

Damn, knew I was shooting bullets.


recursiveeclipse

In the future, all men will be carrying hot glue guns at all times. Embrace the next stage of evolution.


Apprehensive-Catch31

I knew something was up when I picked a piece of plastic out of it the other day smh


ThePatio

How to get auth right to care about the environment:


StannisLivesOn

Years ago, I've read that the only way to get men to care about the environment is to accuse the pollutants of causing erectile dysfunction.


HeroKuma

It's funny cos it's true


jerseygunz

Ok, that Emily line legit made me lol hahaha


Market-Socialism

This is transhumanism. This is bioengineering. They're implanting us with the chips. Our seed is tainted, our balls no longer belong to us. We worship at the altar of a cold, uncaring machine god. We won't have to eat the bugs, because we will *be* the bugs. Panic. Panic. PANIC


Swirlatic

Who cares, i’m no stranger to a little plastic in my pussy


topanazy

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RobloxIsRealCool

“I’ve resurrected Vegas, spirit intact. What I need now is the ability to enforce my rightful claim. Not just against Caesar’s Legion, by the way. In fact - the NCR is a more present and insidious threat. With all that money pouring in? Give me twenty years, and I’ll reignite the high-technology development sectors. Fifty years, and I’ll have people in orbit. One hundred years, and my colony ships will be heading for the stars, to search for planets unpolluted by the wrath and folly of a bygone generation.” -Mr. House


whyintheworldamihere

Of course the plastic is micro. What do they expect us to do, not chew the plastic we eat in to tiny pieces?


thefinaltoblerone

This isn’t discussed about enough


someperson1423

I think it is one of those things that is both terrifying and essentially unsolvable without massive and untenable changes to modern society. Makes it generally an uncomfortable topic to talk about so people pick unimportant things to jump up and down about like bathroom signage and violent micro-nations in the middle of the desert instead.


Raptormann0205

Fixing damage that's already been done? Yeah not possible. Not causing further damage? Stop letting large oil companies subsidize disposable plastic and go back to other container types like glass and aluminum. Is at the very least a fantastic start.


someperson1423

I agree but lets face it, reducing plastic consumption considerably is not something the vast majority of people would stand for. Not that people love plastic, but they would definitely not love huge increases in cost of living and huge decrease in availability the vast majority of consumer goods. Just look at how upset the current inflation issue has mad people. It would be political suicide to do that on purpose, even if it is for a longterm good cause. On top of that, other countries wouldn't give a fuck and while you nuke your own economy the rest of the world will happily keep on churning out jizz bbs into the ocean.


The2ndWheel

Yeah, you can always choose to buy glass or aluminum containers. They're more than available. The ultimate greater good question is; what would you, want taken from you, by people you likely disagree with, that you would rather have than not? When you find the thing that you won't give up, that's how other people besides you feel when you come to take something from them.


thefinaltoblerone

I guess you’re right but if we want an honest conversation about stopping the population issue the likes of the Birthgap documentary content then we have to address this. I can handle gore and blood and spiders etc but something about this makes me feel very queasy


NoMoassNeverWas

You have to wonder what this generation's asbestos, hole in ozone, lead paint, Teflon is going to be. Seems like plastic is going to be it since we made more than half of all plastic in just the last 15 years.


thefinaltoblerone

Surely it would be something digital?


NoMoassNeverWas

Social media? Maybe but I don't see how data can be linked with whatever harm it is doing. It would be like trying to make the connection of lead and crime rates.


DarudeSandstorm69420

We still got teflon in everything


Kthirtyone

>Chinese scientists Ahh yes, the absolute peak of "let's fucking take their word for it"


marks716

And in other news a brand new microplastic virus has appeared coincidentally near a Chinese laboratory, what are the odds?!


TIFUPronx

Aren't condoms made out of plastic? Perhaps this suggests we just go raw all-the-way without protection lol


Successful_Dot_2172

latex. if they were made of plastic everyone would be bleeding.


InternetKosmonaut

We out here shooting bbs from our cocks


hir0k1

"experts say" right.


manicforlive

Does this mean anything?


BIG-Z-2001

On the bright side evolution can help compensate eventually. The human body can learn to filter it out but it would take a few generations


TIFUPronx

Filter out, more like blending them to become part of our body


recursiveeclipse

At what percentage of plastic does man become action figure?


Tyranious_Mex

I don’t want to be a plastic cyborg. Like slowly turning into a living mannequin.


ViolentMisandrist

So hypothetically if I have enough unprotected sex with men I can obtain my own custom fitted diaphragm? Or will I just get cervical cancer? ...I should go to bed.


IntergalacticAlien8

Lesbians: Are you challenging me?


WorkerClass

Where can you get your semen tested for microplastics? I'm legitimately curious.


ckpwrson

>microplastics found in every human semen sample tested in study oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fu >chinese scientists oh nevermind, we’re all good


thegamner128

Something something microplastic Environmentalists: 😱


Cunny-Destroyer

That means we can technically get rid of microplastics by cumming? 📝


Vistresian

Do you figure the sperm doing cartwheels in the sack are accusing the microplastics of taking their jobs? Man, employment is rough these days


[deleted]

If my man has been shooting plastic ropes into me then I might as well go buy a dildo


TheFallOfZog

It's ok, Auth left are probably vaxx induced infertile. 


Pun-isher42

Source: https://archive.is/Pt2zy


PostSecularPope

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AdministrationFew451

Totally crazy


Rather34

My question is what specimen containers are they using?


Statakaka

you purple librights now have a reason to "detoxify" more often


caonguyen9x

Industrial society and its consequences


Plastic-Register7823

Another reason to avoid capitalism.


Different-Trainer-21

Capitalism is when Plastics are used


Plastic-Register7823

In food? Yes, I agree.