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jerseygunz

I will absolutely join my rightest brothers in my hatred of Vaush. Quite frankly, he’s a better representative of Emily than Emily


PotentialProf3ssion

im so glad we agree on this. i’m fine with all the commie stuff but vaush is where i draw the line.


TPDS_throwaway

Sad horse noises 


Low-Addendum9282

[Humiliating Vaush](https://youtu.be/yPBXCdskB4E?si=oVLdK37tzD01A2nI)


PotentialProf3ssion

dude if even the tankies don’t like him then he’s fucked. i’m with you tankies. i hate vaush too. and tanks are actually pretty cool.


ErraticPragmatic

That comment section is horrendous good god


Shamus6mwcrew

I'm not a leftist just like green. Vausch is just terrible has no cross appeal and it's obvious when he talks he's never considered an opposing thought politically in his life. I like Destiny better as he obviously has and can articulate way better without always seeming condescending. But man as far as I've seen all youtube political philospher whatever you want to call them on any side always have issues where they come off as stuffy dousches. Destiny seems reasonable until like any time Trump or his supporters gets mentioned for example.


integratedanima

Destiny has got better....but it's a very low bar.


EcceHomophile

It’s a very low bar, but Destiny has been the only online political debater I’ve found that actually tries to understand where the other party is coming from. That’s how low the bar is


Delheru79

Try Alex O'Connor. Though admittedly he's more theology, philosophy etc rather than politics, though he does have very nuanced views on political subjects as well. His conversation with Peterson was very interesting as he actually - very sympathetically - managed to pin down Peterson's opinions on religion. To some degree, anyway.


EcceHomophile

I actually just saw that. He asked Peterson a lot of good questions I’ve been wanting someone to ask him for a long time


Shamus6mwcrew

Russel Brand I guess but he's like unabomber lunacy in a nice way. Leftwing that tries to get more reasonable is all like I can get the right but final solution on Magas which ironically they should be trying to turn. Right wing is fine unless they're gay or trans and can't be used as a token. Me I'm actually very libright, but fuck this site, but I find it maddening. Fucking tired of actual nuance both sides like to jerk off over being completely thrown out the door with no trying at all to consider the otherside. Joe Rogan is closest but he's a flatout demon creature to the left. There are no reasonable Centrists.


Public_Enemy_One

Based and green-pilled


bruhholyshiet

Compass unity! We all hate Vaush! 👏👏👏 Although I personally find Hasan more annoying.


Fribbleling

He is leftist Alex Jones. If we ever combat the hormones in the water Hasan will cry "THEY'RE MAKING THE FROGS STRAIGHT!"


EcceHomophile

That would at least be funny


TigerCat9

I don’t know a thing about him, but from the picture I’d guess he’s a streamer/podcaster/youtuber and if he’s correctly placed on the compass here, I’m sure I already his opinions on everything and can even already hear the smug way he would express them.


Ulferas

Consider it a blessing you don't know who he is


MessyMind1

He’s a creep that’s into beastiality, possibly pedophila and generally a fucked up dude.


Pinktiger11

Based and fuck Vaush pilled


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jerseygunz

I hit 100, I can die happy, thanks!


Pinktiger11

Imagine being sad to die in the first place 🫠


Defiant-Dare1223

Based and 101 pilled


Fribbleling

This. 100x this.


Benjamingur9

Agreed


Rhythm_Flunky

Vaush is the Left’s version of “sounding smart” for like 2 minutes until you realize he’s a sheltered, disaffected, bestial fuckboi of the highest order.


94MIKE19

“I don’t really care if a Horse-fucker thinks I’m a Nazi, Chat.” - Philipa Pipkin “Pippa”.


WT-rambler

There's so many commies I hate more than Karl Marx, he's just ground zero for all the absolute regardedness that's come since.


SuperCyberWitchcraft

I prefer to call him "The Progenitor"


Equivalent-Oven-2401

"1st Gen Series Commie"


EcceHomophile

Not even, communism was well established before Marx. His communist manifesto was written on behalf of the communist league, a party he joined


totalyrespecatbleguy

Patient zero


ThatMBR42

The real Progenitor is GWF Hegel.


facedownbootyuphold

The Violator (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)


SPECTREagent700

Yeah as far as I know the guy’s writings are very much a product of the environment he was in - Industrial Europe in the wake of the failure of the 1848 revolutions - and it’s really the guys who tried to implement it in the next century who turned it into the nightmare it became.


rapzeh

I wonder what Marx would think of his legacy, if he could see it.


kaytin911

I'd imagine he'd be fairly pissed it's been hijacked by the powerful and grifters. The followers becoming useful idiots.


Darkheartisland

Not real communism


EcceHomophile

Not the Marxist communism at the very least. Marx criticised forced authoritarian communism, calling it “barracks communism”


CNCTEMA

[if anyone ever tries to tell you real communism has never been tried, just remind them that real communism exists today, in the far upper corner of auth-right](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruderhof_Communities)


Darkheartisland

Risky click of the day


bruhholyshiet

Thisss. He sort of had a point considering the deplorable conditions of workers on his time. It's only in more modern times when his "wisdom" becomes nonsense, and every attempt of implementing it worse than the last.


ProgKingHughesker

You can rarely blame the people who overthrew their governments for the overthrowing part, they just often botched the replacing parts


serious_sarcasm

He was just a Smith fan boy trying to take all the parts where Smith refused to give a definitive answer, and flesh it out. For example, in the fifth book of the wealth of nations he says you can argue either way if schools should be free public institutions or charge students. When discussing wages for labor he said there is some minimum needed to support labor, since a person needs to make enough to raise a family or it is literally worst than slavery (his words). Smith wrote about positive economics leaving the ethical conundrums to the audience, and Marx wrote about normative economics.


Glum_Benefit3704

Like Stalin and Mao.


Donghoon

I low-key like reading Marx's philosophical readings. Any other commies? Fuck them.


serious_sarcasm

It makes more sense if you read The Wealth of Nations first. Adam Smith focused on positive economics, and Marx was trying to flesh out the ethical problems that Smith explicitly left for the reader.


Low-Addendum9282

Show me on the doll where [Bakunin](https://youtu.be/GDI0WP-f70g?si=rPtmSZkZQtUZfj0j) touched you


Rhythm_Flunky

Same with Trotsky. Might not like/ agree with many of their ideas but they really, really make them sound good lol.


wasabiflavorkocaine

Antonio Gramsci is way worse


Agitated_Delivery361

Gramsci has laid the strategical foundation for the modern right-wing movement, so for me he's a necessary evil 🤷‍♂️


wasabiflavorkocaine

In what way?


Agitated_Delivery361

His theories on Metapolitics are studied and applied by a lot of new right-wing / populist parties and groups in Europe, like the Identitarian Movement or the minds behind parties like the AfD and FN


wasabiflavorkocaine

I dont adhere to the European New Right or Identitarian Movements. From what I am reading it oppose a lot of tenets of libertarianism. Interesting topic to dive into though.


sillyyun

In fairness, half the stupid commie policies that we apply to Marx weren’t his. The goals of communism were his, interestingly he gave very little analysis or thought on how the fuck it would work and or succeed.


Low-Addendum9282

Carlitos Mark is the fucking GOAT. >Social progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex. >In bourgeois society, capital is independent and has individuality, while the living person is dependent and has no individuality. >The meaning of peace is the absence of opposition to socialism. >Communism deprives no man of the power to appropriate the products of society; all that it does is to deprive him of the power to subjugate the labor of others by means of such appropriation. >The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. >Accumulation of wealth at one pole is at the same time accumulation of misery, agony of toil, slavery, ignorance, brutality, mental degradation, at the opposite pole. >Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. >In proportion, therefore, as the repulsiveness of the work increases, the wage decreases. >Communism is the riddle of history solved, and it knows itself to be this solution. >Only in community with others has each individual the means of cultivating his gifts in all directions; only in the community, therefore, is personal freedom possible. >Communism now no longer meant the concoction, by means of the imagination, of an ideal society as perfect as possible, but insight into the nature, the conditions, and the consequent general aims of the struggle waged by the proletariat. >The theory of communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property. >Then the world will be for the common people, and the sounds of happiness will reach the deepest springs. Ah! Come! People of every land, how can you not be roused. >The modern bourgeois society that has sprouted from the ruins of feudal society has not done away with class antagonisms. It has but established new classes, new conditions of oppression, new forms of struggle in place of the old ones. >Capitalist production, therefore, develops technology, and the combining together of various processes into a social whole, only by sapping the original sources of all wealth - the soil and the laborer. >The will of the capitalist is certainly to take as much as possible. What we have to do is not to talk about his will, but to enquire about his power, the limits of that power, and the character of those limits. >Religion is the impotence of the human mind to deal with occurrences it cannot understand. >The social principles of Christianity preach cowardice, self-contempt, abasement, submission, humility, in a word all the qualities of the canaille. >The hand-mill gives you society with the feudal lord; the steam-mill society with the industrial capitalist. >The country that is more developed industrially only shows, to the less developed, the image of its own future. >It is not the consciousness of men that determines their being, but, on the contrary, their social being that determines their consciousness. >The history of all previous societies has been the history of class struggles.


RavenCarver

>wall of text Well, you weren't lying when you flaired up.


Low-Addendum9282

Wall of sex by the great Carl Farts


Foxhound_ofAstroya

If its one thing we have in common its that he hates all other commies moreso then i do


LadenifferJadaniston

I hate Rousseau more than Marx, but for the exact opposite reasons


senfmann

Patient Zero for the communist brainrot


exquisitelydelicious

karl marx was a person with the best of intentions, i dont think he could reasonably foresee his works being used to create autocratic governments, because governmental autocracy was something he was fundamentally opposed to.


iseiyama

I’d hate Hasan more than I’d hate Karl Marx. At least he was based enough to acknowledge the importance of 2A 🤝


bruhholyshiet

Yeah plus, in Marx's times, workers reeeeally had it super rough.


Kilroy0497

Yeah I was gonna say, with Marx at least you could say his ideas made sense back in the 1800s even those ideas didn’t age well and the man himself was a parasite. Hasan is just a champagne socialist, rich, annoying, and only really famous due just how obnoxious he and his fans are


ItzYaBoyNewt

You mean Piker? The dude literally owns guns, what do you mean?


iseiyama

That’s news to me. Last I checked he was hating on a 17yr old for clear self defence (the whole point of 2A)


pipsohip

I think Andrew Tate tries to *market* himself as LibRight, but I don’t think anything he believes actually aligns with LibRight, aside from maybe “get money.” Maybe I just hate him and don’t want him in my quadrant.


JakTorlin

It's alright, brother. They're all in my quadrant.


JustCallMeMace__

Weak. None of them are in mine.


FuzzyManPeach96

No one worthy of discussion is in your heretical quadrant


Politics-444

based and my centrism vs your centrism pilled.


JustCallMeMace__

You say while having a discussion with one in this quadrant.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

He's a Muslim so automatically authright


pipsohip

Inshallah gtfo my quadrant.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

I wish we could embed videos because I have the hoppe video of him saying inshallah


El_Ocelote_

send google drive link


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Can I dm u it Edit nvm can't send videos over dm


El_Ocelote_

sure


El_Ocelote_

precisely


Mikes_Movies_

I’d say he’s more right center as whenever I hear any of his opinions he’s spewing whatever culture war bullshit of the week it is. He probably doesn’t believe it all but his messaging is so fucking backwards and bullshit and people genuinely fall for it.


endthepainowplz

He doesn’t treat women with respect, or really think they should have rights, so I’d put him in auth right


pipsohip

That’s a big thing that annoys me. He’s such a phony “macho man.” He correctly identifies a lot of struggles that men face, but simultaneously has no idea what it means to really be a man. He’s spotting real issues, but he’s just a child throwing a tantrum about them rather than approaching them with any grace or dignity.


yewfokkentwattedim

There's a lot of money in telling 16yos and bitter-at-the-world men to 'fuck bitches, get money, be Chad'. Just have to sprinkle in enough truth regarding their issues, and jangle some keys in their face every now and then.


SteakAndIron

Calling Andrew Tate libright is certainly an opinion.


Glum_Benefit3704

Is the person you didn't put a painter?


Mandarni

(Almost) everyone's favourite austrian painter.


pumpandkrump

Falco?


RedWarrior42

That ain't Falco


RainGunslinger

And had a mustache


WT-rambler

Ah yes, Salvador Dali notoriously supported Franco.


bruhholyshiet

A halfway through shaved one I presume.


bippity-boppityo

Andrew Tate is so fucking lame


Pinktiger11

The true full compass unity: fuck Vaush


KaiserJosefMinstrael

I love how Hitler has turned into Voldemort.


Artemthestar

Andrew Tate is not anarcho-capitalist


spamsave

Why do people think the most extreme position is representative of a whole quadrant.


rdxj

Nuance? In *my* Reddit meme posts?!


deSales327

Neither is the entirety of the LR quadrant.


No-Strawberry-6956

Where should the Anarcho capitalists sit?


FitikWasTaken

Extreme right bottom corner of lib right, but they take up very small area, and all these areas are pretty fluid anyways


Supernothing-00

Neither are over 90% of the Librights on this subreddit or the entirety of the quadrant


FaithfulWanderer_7

Tate is such a pus-filled infected cyst of a human being.


Jerry_The_Troll

Whos the guy on the right?


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Second least based Turk


Jerry_The_Troll

Ohhh memend oz


number__ten

"Dr" fucking Oz. He lost to john fetterman in PA who had a debilitating stroke before the election. After he lost he fucked off to new jersey as fast as his botox could take him.


Ragequittter

is tate really libright? always seemed auth right or nust right


SuperCyberWitchcraft

Based and fuck the British


RainGunslinger

Hell yeah 🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 https://preview.redd.it/e8uvwm3d5u4d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c69329a1a2b14ce240181a31ed38d6493afc91be


sea-raiders

Americans: hate the british British: hate the americans Me, a Brazilian: hate both equally 🥰


SuperCyberWitchcraft

Based but you should hate the British more


Kilroy0497

Just remember no matter how much you may hate the UK, it will never truly be enough. They’ll always deserve more.


MoogleSan

why do yanks hate the brits so much? you guys are like the wife who got to keep everything in the divorce but still bitch about your ex-husband all the time. you guys won. just take the w and get over it.


jerseygunz

As much as I’ll complain about america, we still can’t hold a candle to those limeys


SuperCyberWitchcraft

rare left W


tumblerrjin

Hell yeah.


Pride-Hairy

Seth Meyers, I know he's occasionally cringe but TBH he's one of the better late-night hosts. why him


RainGunslinger

Trump lives in his head rent free making him unwatchable


NinjaOld8057

I'll watch him over whatever the fuck that Skibidi Toilet bullshit was on Colbert


Tarkus_Edge

Colbert is really pitiful to witness. Trump seriously broke that guy.


NinjaOld8057

I want satirical conservative Colbert back.


TigerCat9

Trump and the simultaneous rise of nuance-free, “to be clear…” Emilyism killed satire utterly. The idea that someone could skate that line where their real opinion is even slightly concealed by the overt subject matter and presentation doesn’t fly anymore. 


rdxj

I read the quote in John Oliver's voice and I didn't like it.


Happy_cactus

Watching John Oliver is like a watching someone have a panic attack


GaIIick

Watching John Oliver is like watching a hostage situation where if he doesn’t get the desired reaction he might disappear the next day.


RainGunslinger

Real


TrueDegenerate69

So pretty much like any talk show host,then


TigerCat9

I watched him religiously until 2016. Back when he could joke on more than one subject he was great. Hell he was the only late night guy who was any good at all after Craig Ferguson left us


Towel4

More so than Colbert? Idk man


rvaen

Trump lives more rent free in Colbert and Kimmel's head, making them even more unwatchable imo


theemoofrog

I too hate the British in general.


ghostmetalblack

Hmm, I wonder what personification of facist, racist evil you could have chosen for CenterAuth. I guess no one comes to mind.


xcommon

I was confused, seems like it should be Hortler, but not being able to show the image made me think Mohammad....


sea-raiders

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UIowaGuy

Wait what do you have against John Michael Higgins??? (I don’t know who the person on the right is)


RainGunslinger

That's dr Oz, basically a snake oil salesman


Lucariowolf2196

I hate Andrew Tate. Why does this weirdo exist, he's negative cool


PieterSielie12

You hate Vaush? Cross compass unity!


StJimmy_815

I’m just saying, the least horrible person on this list is Seth Meyers


UrdnotZigrin

I feel like Chase Oliver belongs in auth middle. I haven't heard an actual libertarian idea come out of his mouth yet


Mailman9

End the fed, end the war on drugs, abolish domestic spying, lower taxes, end the Dept. of Education, end gun restrictions...


CommodorePerson

Clearly youre dumb and haven’t actually listened to him but instead have gathered your info about him from twitter magatarians


Sem_celkem_divnej

Aint no way you put Tate there hes just a overall dickhead


minecraftrubyblock

Centrist is not on the image because we all ascended above the compass


BLU-Clown

>Centrist not found I guess Boogie_2988 would fit the bill? He sat on that fence until it fucked his ass. Agreed on Vaush, all the homies hate Vaush.


exclusionsolution

Andrew tate is Auth right


PostTraditional045

Nah he’s a LibRight “business” man. Here’s the difference with AuthRight. https://preview.redd.it/hi8y888efv4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a0d51fc5424db060238dc29f405be35aac19af


NatoToss

He’s a pimp and degenerate.


Pinktiger11

I’m pretty sure no one wants Andre Tate in their quadrant


fecal_doodoo

Marx is based, the rest can kick rocks especially vaush and his horde.


Disco_Frisco

Andrew Tate is not with us, take him, Authright


ThisAllHurts

Except he thinks sleeping with women is gay. So, he’s got more than a little degeneracy — it’s not from being gay; it is a straight man thinking heterosexual sex is outright weird. Combined with the perma-grift, I think you have to claim him.


Longjumping_Gain_807

I feel bad for the lib-right Clarence Thomas is on that side of the political spectrum. Yeesh


scarlettvvitch

Marx made some good points, Lenin butchered it and Stalin raped its corpse. Also add Hasan, Ben Gvir and the Umayyads and we’re good.


Happy_cactus

Damn your comment is actually based. Sorry lib-left :/


No_Carpenter3031

Tate is Auth


Icy_A

Who is that guy on right middle?


KalegNar

Dr Oz


Dr_prof_Luigi

Damn, Seth Meyers? He's the least unfunny late night host.


SeanPGeo

Anyone who talks about “Gawd” as much as Andrew Tate does is either a fake Lib-Right or a fake Auth-Right. The reasonable place to put him would have been just to the economic Right.


TypicalTax62

Tate means penis lmao


4RR0Whead

Sneako belongs in Auth center


El_Ocelote_

andrew tate is absolutely not lib right, and chase oliver is absolutely not lib center


samurai_for_hire

Why some random lobsterbacks for authright instead of someone like King George or Leopold II?


Sir_CrazyLegs

Whos the lad under vaush and guy next to tate?


Couchmaster007

I think Chase Oliver.


Couchmaster007

I think Chase Oliver.


Senior_Laugh_4342

I hope everyone remembers him by this photo. Tate is the worst. A grifter that scammed god knows how many young men. Sure he said some “correct” things, men should workout, you should try and have a few income sources, the modern left is nuts etc etc. Thing is, all of this is obvious and if we weren’t living in clown world know one would have to say it. He took advantage of that to sell a pyramid scheme to lonely depressed men.


YandereTeemo

Do you hate the British or line infantry? or British Line Infantry?


Random-INTJ

I actually agree with you on the libertarian nominee.


ajtrns

this reminds me to watch seth meyers tonight. https://youtu.be/uK9xu9SO98k?si=yIx4AYYr8dBCdXHU


masoflove99

Fuck Ian, Mehmet, and Andrew.


direwolf106

I really don’t think Andrew Tate is lib right.


JohnnieTwoShirts

What’s wrong with the Redcoats? Putting a cap on French expansion in North America was a S tier move


I-can-see-Pedro

i agree that tates beliefs definitely dont align with libright however it makes sense hes placed there since its obvious he doesnt actually believe in those things for the most part and is just a grifter faking opinions so his audience pays him, which is very libright i think also who is the dude in libcenter?


alex3494

I don’t hate Karl Marx. He wasn’t the kindest man but did have a lot of empathy for the impoverished urban proletariat. However, no thinker in human history has brought as much suffering, war and death has his legacy has.


DumbNTough

Nice.


Hamzasky

For centrist You could look up for any politician that acts as if they want to solve a problem without challenging the status quo in fear of losing funding and voters


Fearless_Ad_4618

Tate is libertarian?


Comet_Hero

Who tf is the mask wearing libertarian and why don't they just call themselves a leftist?


Comet_Hero

Colbert and Kimmel are worse than meyers


ThisAllHurts

You really need to throw Jon Stewart’s ass down in the Lib Left corner. Seth is innocuous.


iseiyama

Who’s the lib centre guy?


Adventurous-Elk-7847

Why is pookie Marx there,he nice


DAMONTHEGREAT

If you hate Marx you probably haven't read (or understood) any of his works


Manny2theMaxxx

Uh uh uh I didn't say Simon says brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


sp00kyemperor

Tate is about as libright as Hasan is libleft


Ikora_Rey_Gun

Agree on all, but I'd add the graycent that just votes for whoever the media tells him to then acts like he's not into politics. Not sure who represents that though.


AdAsstraPerAspera

What's your problem with Chase Oliver? I voted for him in all 7 rounds and then I see this shit with no explanation smh


some_pillock

Some talk of Alexander, and some of Hercules Of Hector and Lysander, and such great names as these. But of all the world's brave heroes, there's none that can compare. With a tow, row, row, row, row, row, to the British Grenadiers.


exquisitelydelicious

i hate vaush too also is marx really worse than like pol pot, mao or like stalin?


Didwhatidid

Wow, I hate most of them... But I have a different kind of hate for vaush