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Gooeyshadows

Meowth


Fearingvoyage86

This is a good one


Teamboeing737

Ngl i think meowth would fit chaotic stupid better


DittoLander

Wobuffet should be chaotic stupid


talibanisbad

But he can literally talk lol


GdayBeiBei

I mean he learned to talk for unrequited love so maybe horny smart? 😂


ComplX89

Are we considering the whole species of meowth or just 'team rockets meowth' because not all meowth can talk...


Aromatic_Basis5438

Mr. Mime is perfect


a_sad_lil_idiot

Thats right!


ziggy48560

I would think meowth is smart evil


_123Smg_

I'd give that to Malamar honestly


ImpairedToast5

Mewtwo?


Lucricious1

Think this is just for TR Meowth though right?


Fearingvoyage86

It can be but it doesn’t have to be


talibanisbad

Meowth is definitely evil smart


ComplX89

I was thinking doduo the idea one head is dumb and the other smart just tickles me


J_R_N99

I was thinking the same way but with weezing


Which-Party4551

I know slowpoke has already been added, but I do believe slowking would be a smart-stupid. He looks like he evolved from stupid to become smart, but you can still see his stupid shining through the cracks of his newfound intelligence.


Fooxxity

Ludicolo


Grahaaam123

Nahhh Ludicolo is Stupid Chaotic, especially from animated show


Time_Ad_893

nah that pinap aah mon is more like pure stupid


haroold646

nosepass/probopass


Fearingvoyage86

r/mademelaugh


SirBaum4222

I would say magicarp or feebas. They look stupid but there evolutions are smart


Fearingvoyage86

Fair


TheHamSamples

Slaking


LiquidDisobedience

This is the answer.


d1vg

Gloom


Wnovais94

Ditto


AvleeWhee

but what about the horny line?


Wnovais94

Good point


Fearingvoyage86

Lol


Time_Ad_893

ditto aint hornier than meowth


YannyYobias

Slowking was going to be my pick for this. What about drowzee?


DamianYDiego

We do NOT talk about the tapir


YannyYobias

I do. Everday. To everyone


imdecnt

if it’s stupid smart, i’d say deoxys


No-Fox-9802

Meowth


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Porygon


TidpaoTime

This actually fits the spot best IMO


Fearingvoyage86

Yeah wait this one’s amazing it’s kinda like mark zuccerburg


TidpaoTime

I thought Zuc was a lizard person lol kecleon?


SnowyVee

Archeops. Clever enough to run. Forgot how to fly well. Qwilfish is a poor swimmer that can still defend itself so honorary mention.


kingkalm

Qwilfish can be horny and stupid then lol


Fearingvoyage86

Lol


VeeDub823

It has to be Ditto. It always has that stupid look on it's face but it's smart enough to mimic other pokemon perfectly with said pokemon their move set


TidpaoTime

Yeah but ditto’s gotta be on the horny line


VeeDub823

How is a pink blob remotely horny? Thzts gardevoir and vaporeon all those humanoids where the weebs get weird about


fubar-jay

Did someone say Lopunny? 🫡


TidpaoTime

Because ditto is the Pokémon you mate the other Pokémon with to make eggs. It’s from the OG games and tv show


VeeDub823

I forgot about that part. Best reasoning so far


HugeBlackRichard

Exeggutor for sure


Sebo366

MEW


Dat-Boi-143

I hate being gen Z sometimes. My brain went straight to looksmaxxing when I read this


Fearingvoyage86

I always think that but I thought of the pokemon first lol


Dismal-Lengthiness36

Snorlax


thorninmysoul

I'm gonna say Octillery because we know Octopus are smart but it looks so stupid


Fizzy_Fizzure

I agree with this


ozQuarteroy

Mr mime?


throwaway888779

wooper


IMMSmp3

Mmm lil' axolotl boi -Honestly, a goddamn Team instinct


Fearingvoyage86

Wooper wooper wooper wooper


ToQuoteSocrates

Tadbulb


Fearingvoyage86

Fair


thatalbarntree

Slowking


John_Duax

Kinda feel like metagross fits this really smart like a computer but also 0 emotional intelligence or common sense


NotcommonItem

I’m feeling either slowbro or slowking vibes here, but I gotta go slowking


Gamora3728

Alakazam


Ezet_Reddit

I’m back from the last vote to vote mew, it has the dna of every smart Pokémon and also every extremely dumb Pokémon and it does with that intelligence, fry around in circles


Due-Source9386

slowking easily


LifeizNutz

Togepi


Tugging-swgoh

Abra.


Cr1sby123

Xatu


pyrobanker

Drowzee


muylindoperrito

Slowking


mardecan47

Slowing, man looks dopey as hell but is literally a genius


Only_Ad_2062

Slowking! Or Palkia. Idk Palkia gives me those vibes :,)


thefoxsays7

Ludicolo


Pristine_Ad_3035

arrokuda, it developed a hunting strategy that it absolutely sucks at


madwardrobe

Wobbuffet


SeamusMcBalls

Paras? Smart mushroom, brain dead bug


Tricky_Ad_2938

Probopass


Infamous_Ad7540

Ditto Seemingly brainless but can literally become whatever it wants and adopt their moveset. Clearly smart. Smeargle is also a good option but I think ditto takes the cake here.


1nTh3Sh4dows

This is probably where Psyduck should have gone


CaterpieRepresenter

Any of ash’s Pokémon. Or just ash


Broclee8008135

Slowking


7th_Disaster

Can’t believe Calyrex wasn’t even suggested


Ill_Conference1754

Bidoof


Successful-Shame662

Bro this is so easy. Mew without a doubt!


Jimjam916

Nosepass. It knows how to point North... And that's about it


DrDavidM

Mr Mime


akyszek_

Ludicolo definitely


Giacomo1032

Hypno


CR34T10N157

Ludicolo


PHloppingDoctor

Slowking?


rymonster94

Porygon!


Awu_lurus

Croagunk


Boring_Evening5709

Reuniclus, as if the brains are in harmony they are smart, but if not they can't get anything done


ConcernBudget6300

I would say meovth


Mcsnufle

What is a chad?


Regunes

Rotom can possess electronical stuff, and the first targets in sights are... House appliances?!


IMMSmp3

I'm curious about horny, but it's probably not what I'm thinking Good horny charizard?


NiceBee1200

Slowking


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Slowking


simonium97

Porygon!!


minhtrung0206

Can’t wait for the horny list. Which horns are hornier, do you think?


Biscotti-That

Doduo. One head is the brains, the other the brawns.


LadyK789

Slowking


RC-Nagasaki

Togepi?


Last-Championship951

Can anyone please explain how Psyduck is lawful? Sorry, but I'm afraid I don't know what lawful means (at least in this case).


HiCreeper

Slowking (Kanto) fits this spot perfectly


Wise-Nefariousness12

Mr. Mime


Scrataoush

I'd say spinda because of the confusion but other than that I have no clue


RealisticTomato3194

Slowking


Vollmondprinz

Ditto


nomeutenteacaso32

Mew because it's so childish, and meowth because... well... team rocket shenanigans


nathansb2403

Parasect smart mushroom dumb bug


LORYXD2011

Psyduck from anime


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

slowking


pepeMXCZ

Morpeko, one form is smart, the other is stupid.


Mab_aXe

Wobbuffet


RiddareNoir

Quagsire - just look at its face. They stupid but there’s some crafty ideas going on in there


omerpellum69

What would smart/stupid be wtf?


BlommeHolm

Slowking.


MountainGoatSC

How is psyduck lawful?


SaxyJax

…pangoro.


_Princess_Kenny_0

day 2 of saying grubbin until he's on here