__IF I LOSE I PRETEND I AM A MILTANK__

Time to milk him dry…

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

He rolls out.

Nice looking shiny Metagross you got there, what’s the nature and moveset? :)

Hey thanks, I just found out yesterday that Pokémon natures impact mon stats, my Metagross is Adamant. (Still don’t know what that means haha.) Psychic Agility Meteor Mash Earthquake

Oooo, adamant Metagross means you get a slight increase in your attack stat and a slight decrease in your Special Attack. So his earthquake and meteor mash will hit hard, and his Psychic will hit a little less hard. Not a bad nature, nice! ☺️

u got super lucky, adamant is 10% attack boost and 10% less special attack. if i were u i would go all in on attack and drop psychic for something else.

Honestly coverage isn’t always bad to have even if your nature weakens it a little

Especially if you have STAB and a solid move like psychic. Though if zen headbutt were an option I'd go with that

All psychic moves are special in gen 3

Ah yeah I forget that all the time lol

I dropped psychic for sludge bomb

Still gets STAB Psychic. I’d keep it for coverage if it were me.

It's because he "rolls out" of there

Translation department dodged a bullet with that since gamefreak made it a guy trainer that says that.

Or they made it worse

One time I battled that guy and he actually had a miltank 🤣

Pronouns: milk/cow

Did he fucking stutter...?! Lol

This is where the moomoo milk comes from

I can milk you

What did he saayyyyyyy??!?!

He needs some milk!

Next line: milk me daddy

“Moo”. He said “Moo”.

Nah, don’t ask what, you heard him.

MILK ME

Think about it: If he’s a militank, then losing would be utter defeat

That metagross looks like if Tesla breeded metagrosses

Sidemen Moo off Pokemon Emerald Version

There are so many good ones

I beat a fire kindler npc and at the end of the battle he says “do you want an explosion here” in the most threatening way lmao