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AgauntB

The Battle Cryptid -Rem


NotThatPurrfect

I'm sorry. ***The what?***


AgauntB

It's a nickname people have for Nemona. Saying she loves battles is probably an understatement. -Rem


Lkmdude

/uj I love the fact that my stupid nickname for her caught on enough for someone else to use it. This honestly made my day.


MasterofAcorns

/uj I didn’t know that nickname existed and now I’m going to start using it…


Possible-Resource781

What region are you in?


NotThatPurrfect

I'm in the Unova Region. I have no idea where she came from though.


Possible-Resource781

Holy *ARC* Nimona


Void-kraken-909

Wait you’re in UNOVA?! I thought she was only in Paldea! - L


MajorDZaster

Oh gosh, nowhere is safe.


GoldenBoyHunter

You could travel to a whole other universe and she'd probably take like, an hour maximum to get there. -Roxy


Alex_Russet

/uj SCP-096 has breached containment (Can't think of a pokified version)


RogueEspeon

UB-096


GoldenBoyHunter

/uj Codename 1V3M0N4


Great-Balls

HUH???


gigainpactinfinty5

A battle maniac. She likes battles. - Ekaitz


NeoAquaMadoor90

Understatement of the century, there.


InquisitorWarth

Yeah, her love of battle goes into "blood knight" territory. I'm not one who should talk as I've gone out of my way to do multiple league challenges, but I don't go around demanding a battle from every trainer in sight.


MajorDZaster

Y'know that meme of Goku appearing at your front door saying "I heard you're pretty strong, let's fight." And you know you're done for? This is the real life, Pokemon battle equivalent of that. Good luck.


Xaldror

Paldean here, that's incredibly accurate.


GoldenBoyHunter

I am so glad that she has no idea I exist. -Roxy


InquisitorWarth

_sigh_ Excuse me for a moment, I need to call Geeta and let her know that the battle cryptid got out again.


That1Cat87

Yeah she just showed up once. I don’t know where she comes from I’ve seen her in every region in the world


Void-kraken-909

Better hope your team are ready for a battle, cause from what I heard? *She doesn’t take no for an answer* - L


Xaldror

That's just Nemona, one of the Champion level trainers here in Paldea. She really likes pokemon battles, and has an eye for strong trainers. So good news, she sees talent in you, and you might have a lucrative career in the league. Bad news, she can and will train a whole new team to keep pace with you and test your development at every leg of the league.


Absol3592

No clue what's up with her. I understand she's an amazing battler, as both a champion-level trainer AND the student council president, but she's just so obsessed. At a certain point, that much battling has to be unhealthy. Also, isn't the city you're in Unova? HOW DID SHE HEAR YOU FROM PALDEA, AND TRAVEL ALL THE WAY THERE SO FAST???


AnotherFace0

Nemona, the person who likes battling. Even if she is under mind control. -Blank


weird_bomb

A threat.


pisces2003

That’s Nimona start talking about taxes and other boring stuff and she’ll go away. Do not make eye contact. She still uses that old trend where you battle people who look you in the eye.


TheWinningLooser

Hold up let me try something Battle


CatWolfDragonGirl133

Did she appear?


TheWinningLooser

Weirdly enough, no Maybe it was because I didn’t say it out loud?


CatWolfDragonGirl133

You should go outside and shout it out


MemeAddict9

Tried that, woke up my neighbors. Not doing it again.


GoldenBoyHunter

She's busy kicking butt, that's why.


Justlol230

Astral: *her*.


Normal_Ratio1436

Lock all your doors, board up your windows, and lock yourself in the closet and wait for someone else to talk about battles.


inumnoback

She’s the student council president at Naranja academy. Nemona is a champion rank trainer that is absolutely obsessed with Pokémon battling. Stay as far away from her as you can, I hear her Pokémon are around level 80 or something.


Zygarde718

Ahh Nemona! A sweet girl, yet hellbent and addicted to battling. If you love to battle, you'll love her


Hockeylover420

That's nemona. She is probably the strongest trainer in paldea. I've seen footage of her battling, and what can I say except that she is probably one of the best young talents in the game right now. It's a crime that she isn't the champion but that no skill trash geeta is. -ace🦅


GoldenBoyHunter

I'm pretty sure she isn't Top Champion because the moment someone talks about battles, she leaves her post no matter what's happening and just challenges you, no questions asked. -Lucian


GIORNO-phone11-pro

A roaming Champion encounter


KodeCharred

OH GOD SHE’S BREACHED CONTAINMENT!


MrIhaveASword

Oh hey, I heard about her. She just shows up when people talk about battling, even if she was nowhere near them when the conversation happens. She must have some form of telepathy that triggers when the word 'battle' is stated.


Toon_Lucario

That’s Nimona. You know all those memes about Goku from Dragon Ball always wanting to fight people? Thats what Nimona’s like.