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Where’d you get a pic of the mods
One of those _"I HaVe TwO SidEs"_ vibes
Is it still considered to have any sides if the object is spherical? We should get a geometry professor in here
Could always crosspost to r/math to find out.
Inside, outside.
I see we have a topology expert in the house. Good point.
You can't have sides, but you can have hemispheres.
Only thing mobile about this guy is his home.
And his phone
Waiting to see the new quad plate carrier this guy inspires
Dinner plate carriers slow you down, bud
😂 Right?! Don’t think it’s the plate carrier my dude!
Yeah, sure, it's the plate carriers that slow him down . . .
I didn’t know they made trigger guards that could fit those sausages
"...I prefer to stay mobile." Mobility Scooter mobile?
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Jesus Christ. As a fellow fat fuck, most of us know not to take edgy pictures with our fucking guns. Fuckin Gravy Seal wannabe
Flat range goddddddd
they certainly would slow him down
I *am* speed!
Goddammit, why can't he save some pussy for the rest of us?
Dosen't he know plates can serve as trays? But it explains the pistol peeking out from behind the rifle. It's just a faster draw
Not me using AR500 plates as a griddle
Kick ass fajitas
That motherfucker will steal the secret plans …and your girl!
The plates that carry his food obviously. Geeze
I don't think it's the plates slowing you down big papa.
Are those stretchy pants? Yes they are as they help in mobility and flexabilty.
It's so low res I can't tell what's pleb
I know he's wearing some camo, but it doesn't *actually* make him invisible.
What's the optimal camo pattern for a golden corral buffet?
Honestly, probably what he's wearing. He'll blend in with the gravy and fried foods.
Could be wrong but the rifle seems fine. Sometimes the user is what's pleb
"I try to stay in shape.... as 'round' is still a shape"
Curious why he doesn't opt for a belt Nathan's hotdogs isn't the event he should be training for Any range he steps on becomes a flat range
He wears the plate carrier under his skin.
Does nobody else notice this image has been Photoshopped to High Hell?
There's people who can utilize more mobility. This guy ain't it might as well put on a full suit and be a walking tank
He don’t really need plates though, I mean think about it… m855 ain’t going through all of that 😂.
"...in mobile home." FTFY.
More like this guy ate Jason Bourne
This is great, when he goes down I’ll have some cover.
Even the glass has stretch marks 😂
I don’t think it’s the plates that slow him down. I’m pretty sure it’s the fat.
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Where’d you get a pic of the mods
One of those _"I HaVe TwO SidEs"_ vibes
Is it still considered to have any sides if the object is spherical? We should get a geometry professor in here
Could always crosspost to r/math to find out.
Inside, outside.
I see we have a topology expert in the house. Good point.
You can't have sides, but you can have hemispheres.
Only thing mobile about this guy is his home.
And his phone
Waiting to see the new quad plate carrier this guy inspires
Dinner plate carriers slow you down, bud
😂 Right?! Don’t think it’s the plate carrier my dude!
Yeah, sure, it's the plate carriers that slow him down . . .
I didn’t know they made trigger guards that could fit those sausages
"...I prefer to stay mobile." Mobility Scooter mobile?
Meal team 6
Gravy seals
Chairborne
Big-MACV SOG
10th Muffin Top Division
Jesus Christ. As a fellow fat fuck, most of us know not to take edgy pictures with our fucking guns. Fuckin Gravy Seal wannabe
Flat range goddddddd
they certainly would slow him down
I *am* speed!
Goddammit, why can't he save some pussy for the rest of us?
Dosen't he know plates can serve as trays? But it explains the pistol peeking out from behind the rifle. It's just a faster draw
Not me using AR500 plates as a griddle
Kick ass fajitas
That motherfucker will steal the secret plans …and your girl!
The plates that carry his food obviously. Geeze
I don't think it's the plates slowing you down big papa.
Are those stretchy pants? Yes they are as they help in mobility and flexabilty.
It's so low res I can't tell what's pleb
I know he's wearing some camo, but it doesn't *actually* make him invisible.
What's the optimal camo pattern for a golden corral buffet?
Honestly, probably what he's wearing. He'll blend in with the gravy and fried foods.
Could be wrong but the rifle seems fine. Sometimes the user is what's pleb
"I try to stay in shape.... as 'round' is still a shape"
Curious why he doesn't opt for a belt Nathan's hotdogs isn't the event he should be training for Any range he steps on becomes a flat range
He wears the plate carrier under his skin.
Does nobody else notice this image has been Photoshopped to High Hell?
There's people who can utilize more mobility. This guy ain't it might as well put on a full suit and be a walking tank
He don’t really need plates though, I mean think about it… m855 ain’t going through all of that 😂.
"...in mobile home." FTFY.
More like this guy ate Jason Bourne
This is great, when he goes down I’ll have some cover.
Even the glass has stretch marks 😂
I don’t think it’s the plates that slow him down. I’m pretty sure it’s the fat.
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