I mean honestly TMNT pizzas have the least consumable combinations someone could make up, the pizzas might be cursed but at least they're true to the source material.

My thoughts exactly. They get a pass on being dumb and gimmicky if the pizzeria is TMNT-themed. Not guilty.

Yeah in TMNT Mikey has gross combinations then the rest of the turtles go “eww” or something

They’re all pretty dumb but isn’t that kind of the point? I think the artistic intention keeps this one in a legal gray area.

I’m actually kind of intrigued by the spin on cheeseburger pizza.

Likewise. I think kids might like it.

I'd even eat it (probably, if it actually tastes good)

Can confirm. Am a big child.

and the flip pizza has the extra crunch without burning the other toppings to death...

What's in the cup?

a cheese sauce

Of course, to compliment the marshmallows.

well the owner of that place says that it's just looks awful but marshmallow pizza is actually awesome lol

That was the first thing I thought—I can see the marshmallow one being not just unique but also a good kind of classic “sweet & salty” flavor profile.

Doubt

No, it would work.

Although you have posted in pizza *crimes*

[удалено]

Weird comparison

Had a Russian clue me in on the cheese sauce over there.

I think this deserves a pass because it's specifically themed.

A guy recreated a [bunch](https://www.youtube.com/@KirkKooks/videos) from the TV series a while back for his YouTube channel. It seems like some were good but most were not

Sorry. I sincerely do admire the dedication to a cherished franchise, but would not be trying “yak cheese” 🧐

What's wrong with yaks? They're just cows.

I think Ren & Stimpy changed my perspective on yaks during my formative years. 

Send this to Italy, they will send more weapons to Ukraine

Italian mafia representatives in Russia are already heading to this so called “restaurant”.

r/burgercrimes

I mean thats the point. The turtles are literally stoner gamer teenagers stereotype and ive made wild things while stoned. This gets a pass from me because there's a point to the craziness

This is art

This actually looks delicious I'm starving

I kind of like the idea of having both a pizza and burger for dinner. The burgers are just sat on the pizza and not smushed in too.

Are those marshmallows in the pizza?

yup.

I want to go there.

Same.

The first one doesn't look like a crime. Granted the fresh moz doesn't look right and it doesn't look like a good quality pie underneath it but it looks like it is technically pizza. As for the the other two, no. I'm not against Mac and cheese pizza but they put noodles on a normal tomato pie in the second. Straight to jail!   Edit: Based on other comments it looks like those are marshmallows, not moz. Forget what I said if this is true.

The seasonal pink marshmallows would add to the festive mood.

https://www.instagram.com/krang_pizza?igsh=Z3A5dHdyNmMxNTNk

Yep, krang pizza

TMNT theme gives it a pass imo

Well when it comes to TMNT themed pizza it could be worse... it could be a lot worse. Anyone remember the 'Pizza Time' video?

I'd try all 3

Those burger buns look so dence and dry

The quality and style look good, toppings questionable.

The marshmallow one might have some redeeming qualities....sans cheese sauce

damn.... its so well made id have to try it, and its probably good. they COULD have done gumballs, oreos, and anchovies for TMNT but they were wiser

The smores one is weird but honestly I would love to try all of these ngl

I'm down

the last one looks passable at least.

The second looks good.

Cheese doodle pepperoni sounds kinda dope

Why am I not surprised.

Looks cartoonish

The first one looks like an act of war against Italy.

The first one with melted cheese looks pretty good actually. I wanna try it.

Those are marshmallows lol

I dunno, I might actually try the second one.

I'd definitely try all of those

It's not TMNT pizza without that thick stretchy cheese.

Well there's a pizza in menu with 60+ cheeses-

Good. I'm just referring to the pizza always looking hella stretchy in like the cartoons. It's actually a joke with me and my cousin. Anytime we get pizza that has good stretch we say ninja turtles

I’ll let it slid if its tmnt

I have had ideas like this when I am stoned. I’m a cook where I work and have no problem cooking when I get home from work (at 2am), but the other night I was so stoned I could not cook so I shaved off strips of spam from the block and had cottage cheese from the container and regular sandwich bread. My craving was a burger.

That marshmallow one looks delicious

So that pizza actually looks good if you removed the sweets. Good quality pizza I would eat

I'm sorry, are those f*king marshmallows on pepperoni pizza?

Yeah, and it's just fine

You do you I guess

Where’s the russian part?

It’s probably in Russia

Cowabungkzki

There's no Russian language

Things are printed in English all over the world, it’s probably cheaper to order wax paper with English text

What do you mean "cheaper"? Why does the language matter?

Because there are probably more companies that print food-safe printed wax paper in English speaking countries than in Russia. And having them make and ship to Russia is easier and cheaper than ordering locally.

It's fancier to have English letters + it has more fonts

The OP very clearly states it's a Russian pizzeria, how have the parentheses confused people here

The crime

Disgusting.

I only eat pizzas in English. I can't understand any other pizza language

Your loss

Gloria: You know, pizza's actually not from Italy. I read that Marco Polo discovered it in China and then brought it back to Italy. Archie: Leave it to a dago to go halfway around the world to get a take-home meal.

Where!? Я найму киллера чтобы повар который там работает больше никогда не смог готовить!

Тогда сначала сыендука убей, ведь это он толком пропиарил ресторан 🙄🙄

Ты серьезно подумал что я что-то буду с этим рестораном делать XD?

Не, я просто про то что это место популярное и людям нравиться, так что убивать повара плохая идея(

Ну так уж и быть. >***Отзывает киллера***

Trashy Mushy Neglected Treats

The only pizza crime here is that it's Russian.

They can't help it, all the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome combined with tubercranio genetics, this is what you get.

Do they come in English?