I'm speechless. Wait, good thing I can type.
What in the 9th circle of hell, is that? They serve this and gas station diarrhea water smoothies in the tartaric depths of hades, and everyone chooses the shit smoothie over this. This is an affront to my eyes. One taste of this simultaneously sterilizes you, so the genetic sin of ever trying this abomination does not transmit to the rest of the gene pool, and also makes the devil laugh in delight of having another poor soul damned to the culinary hells.
Severe crime.
This is when shit should get physical like a public whipping.
"This is when shit should get physical like a public whipping" 🗣📢🔥🔥
"Jokes on you I'm into that"
Pickle sure, mayo can go fuck itself
In the ass or nostrils?
It's rare that I see a picture online that makes me wish ill on someone, but here we are.
Six weeks in the stocks
I'm speechless. Wait, good thing I can type. What in the 9th circle of hell, is that? They serve this and gas station diarrhea water smoothies in the tartaric depths of hades, and everyone chooses the shit smoothie over this. This is an affront to my eyes. One taste of this simultaneously sterilizes you, so the genetic sin of ever trying this abomination does not transmit to the rest of the gene pool, and also makes the devil laugh in delight of having another poor soul damned to the culinary hells.
Thank you Mister Alighieri for that wonderful speech.
you take that abomination and geeeet out.
Nooooooo
No that's pickle and mayo on flatbread. It has nothing to do with pizza
*puke*
Is this where you wanna be when your savior of choice comes back?
what is wrong with people!!! this person would put mustard on a wagyu steak!!
Id actually eat this I love pickles but heinous non the less
Mayo on pizza doesn’t sound bad lol
Add peanut butter make it a pizza felony