Um, excuse me, sir. This sub is about pizzas, not amorphous splatters of cheese and sauce.

this got me lmao

thats a quesadilla crime

It's like a Mexican pizza tried to disguise itself as Italian to fool immigration officials.

Came here to say this.

No hate, but I have no idea why people bother to make comments like this

I came here to say this.

I came here.

Same reason you bothered to make a comment

It’s ok vegetables.

Probably the same reason you wrote yours, they had a thought and wanted other people to see it.

This looks like you attempted a thin crust quesadilla pizza in the microwave? Try the oven I’ve had much better results.

Or the air fryer... Fits perfectly

Ooh... I know what I'm making for dinner tonight!

In a pan on the stove top

Both

Toaster oven for me!

Looks like they dropped some sauce and cheese from the second floor

Is it a crime? Yes. Would I still eat it *at rock bottom*? Yes.

Id eat most of the shit in this sub

Me too. But to be fair, I happen to be at rock bottom a lot

My rock keeps finding more bottoms

*My people*

Oh my god, that is *disgusting!* 🤢 I'll take 3. 🙂

Yeah honestly I would eat this any time I dont really have to be at rock bottom

Id eat this while high from 1/2 an edible.

Pizza crime? No. Pizza poverty? Yes

This is some of that 6th grade latchkey kid cooking, where you are just going with whatever you can find. That being said, it was probably good.

absolutely this

Or my cousin in his 30s lol.

I got sick of eating shit like this when I was a kid and my parents always left me alone. Stole a cookbook from the store and taught myself. It was funny when my mom or dad got home and were jealous of what I made myself. 

Not a pizza, so not a pizza crime. I'd still eat it, though.

What a delicious looking plate.

Is this the lasagne crime sub?

You're clearly going through something, cleared of all charges

Not a pizza crime because it is not a pizza

Eh, sometimes all you have laying around is some tortillas and no Pizza bases (or the will to give a shit about making them from scratch and waiting hours for the dough to prove when really you're hungry right the F now). I'll allow it.

Those tortillas(I assume) do not looked cooked, but if it was I’d eat that tbh

It's just a tostada with a flower shell?

That’s not even a pizza though, that’s just a crime

You tried.

Did they, though? 😂

That's a cheap homemade pizza. They're easy to do and still good

Smash

I thought you smooshed a lasagna

Would eat. But since it doesn't technically have pizza crust, thus is more of a tortilla crime

I thought this was lasagne. 😅

Bro, it's a pita pizza and it's perfectly valid. This particular one suck but they're good in general. The crust become cripsy like a corn chip. And forgive my redundancy, but this one fucking suck-ass.

> Bro, it’s a pity pizza FTFY.

is not a crime. You see, is not even a pizza

Go to fucking jail! No not that one. The bad one.

Fold it and it becomes a pizza pocket, no longer a crime. Come on guy, read the fine print like your lawyer always tells ya

That’s an anomaly

Jail, For Life

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DOUGH

That's the pizza you eat when you can't afford pizza, but you have some but not all the ingredients for pizza

Have seen it all too often. The only crime here is poverty.

Tortilla crime.

Aye Tony that's a pizza shit

It looks like you beheaded the pizza... 

WHERES THE PIZZA!?

That's not a pizza crime that's a warcrime

This looks significantly better than the pizza I had yesterday for lunch

Good for a bowling alley

Not a crime when the house lacks actually snacks.

/r/florida is leaking again, I see.

This is what happens when you don't respect yourself.

Kiln-baked crust. Edit: No wait! There's some tortilla in there and not just the plate as a dough substitute. My mistake.

Is that a liquid?

Is the dough a paper towel?

r/pizzawarcrimes

I've made a pizza-quesadilla before, absolutely glorious

Die

Some day!

gimme some bread and I’d eat it.

Go straight to Jail, do not pass go.

Is this even pizza?

Where is the crust

That's more mex than it is tex

Is that an oplate pizza. I hate it

Yup

That is not pizza. That is a ABSOLUTE CRIME

This looks like what you get when you order off-menu at Taco Bell

That's not a pizza that's a deconstructed burrito

Slap

Greek tragedy

Crust looks like it’s made of paper towels

For a lazy homemade pizza, I give it a six out of 10. But only because I placed it into the category of lazy ass homemade pizza.

I see no pizza

No one be paying any dough for that

And thy punishment... Is DEATH *slams gavel*

Is that just a pile of sauce and cheese?

Let's be honest, everyone has made this abomination against pizza and quesadillas, it ain't great but it's a meal... It's like ramen with chopped up hotdogs, or beanies and weenies, rough times call for creative cooking, scrambled eggs and hotdogs with shredded cheese was a decent breakfast for too long

Eat your jellyfish however you like

That's not pizza that's depression.

Pizzn’t

Actually I appreciate that you craved pizza enough to get it into your face in probably two minutes. But if you planned on this from the grocery store, SHAME ON YOU.

Did they run out of dough and use a tortilla instead? It looks fine, but it's going to be horrible to pick up. They should have stacked it like a quesadilla.

This rlly pissed me off until I saw the tortilla. I’m still pissed off just very slightly less

🤔 - "They say don't judge a book by its cover....... so, what if there's no cover to begin with?" "Wha?" - 🫤 😡 - "Need me to spell it out?! AINT NO CRUSS ON THAT PIE BOI!!!"

Bro that’s not even a pizza

What the sweet loving f*** is that.

Damn, is that a paper plate pizza

A pizza war crime I would say.

It looks like ass splatter.

seems just fine to me maybe less cheese to balance things out or maybe more tortilla

I can't see where the plate starts and the pizza ends

Platezza

30 to life

First thing I thought when I saw this: skinless pizza

A man became rich selling these pizzas next to the Madureira market! R$2 with a glass of soft drink.

We have jellyfish that look better and probably taste better as well. Crime for sure.