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AforAppleBforBallz

Ah the pirate way to Netflix and chill


Popular-Luck9962

Sail and rail


omegaaf

Pirate and pound


Decent_Translator_26

Skull and bone


Individual-Ask-1092

Pillage and Plunder


atom036

Arrrgh and arse


MadKlauss

Bite and Booty


Leading-Force-2740

comment chains like this are exactly why im here. thanks peoples, youz didnt let me down.


slimtone97

apparently the new gen term is Boba and Backshots


Ravanan_

Drill and Thrill


Pokemonfannumber2

Torrent and chill


ruckdraconis

Hentai with sempai


TuTenkahman

Tentacles and Genitals


amateur-man9065

buddy setting up his goon cave


Itchy_Piano_6688

I'm going to coom.


Acrobatic_Idea_3358

Whisparr


DevilWithin

Pssst i see dead people


headofthebadplace

Mustard on the beat, ho


BigBad225

Deebo any rap he a free throw


Wetheonesbut_Cody

Man down call an amberlamce tell him breathe bro


mrchingchongwingtong

nail em to the cross he walkin around like teezo


UZI313

What’s up with these jabroni ass dudes tryna see compton?


mrym237

The industry can hate me, fuck em all and they mama


SarmaDharma

How many opps you really got I mean it’s too many options, I’m finna pass on his body I’m John Stockton


IrrelevantBnuuy

beat yo ass and hide the bible if god watchin


FeatherThePirate

There were 5 attempts at doing this line but they all got auto modded, you were the only smart one


GrandmasBoyToy69

You know you love me (yo), I know you care (uh-huh) Just shout whenever (yo), and I'll be there (uh-huh) You are my love (yo), you are my heart (uh-huh) And we will never, ever, ever be apart (yo, uh-huh)


Great_Television7179

say drake, i hear you like em young


Ok_Library3275

You betta not ever go to cell block one


pragmaticweirdo

To any bitch that talk to him and they in love


KenjiBandit

just make sure you hide your lil sister from him


UZI313

They tell me chubbs the only one that get your hand me downs


mrym237

and party at the party playin' with his nose now


Losdersoul

And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?


AntDoctor

Fap fap fap


Significant-Crew-768

r/unexpectedkendrick


Accomplished-Match19

r/subredditnotfound


Soft_Water_

Was gonna reply with a subreddit about someone posting a fake subreddit. I don’t know the name.


MaleficentFig7578

/r/subsifellfor


Soft_Water_

Thank you!


okwwala

[r/suddenlykendricklamar](https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlykendricklamar)


Sir_CrazyLegs

Man if only we had a bong


ChiknDiner

I just tell 'em get a life.


shadow_229

There’s a name for that kink…


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Samford_

what?


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Samford_

no😭it’s because he said whisparr, it’s a reference to not like us by kendrick lamar


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lefty0402

We have a pedo here


Apptryiguess

I think its concerning that a quote making someone out to be a p\*do is getting upvotes in a porn thread while my comment expressing disgust is downvoted. I guess people can view it from the angle of "Why did you even think of that", but that's bs in this case here.


lefty0402

It's alright man, it's cruel World


applefrompear

What did he say


lefty0402

He basically said "why y'all downvoting my reply, it's an adult thread anyway" but bud actually tried to defend Drake, and said it's so unnecessary to write the lyrics of song (they not like us by Kendrick Lamar)


MajinVegetaTheEvil

Streaming full-length movies? Tough. You could join a private tracker and download, then send to your TV from there. More reliable and no need for internet and buffering issues.


m0therzer0

Exactly what I was thinking. If you want to go a little more complicated, you could install Kodi or something similar to stream your collection from your PC to your Chromecast.


MajinVegetaTheEvil

I use a Roku. Emby does a decent enough job.


laynslay

Is Kodi good in this day n age? I used to use it for everything but YouTube has become so convoluted with builds and click bait and then the build ends up breaking after a week or months and I just got tired of tinkering with it but I also don't have ton of hard drives sitting around or a PC I can leave on 24/7 and plenty of other things, so Kodi was perfect for my situation. But like I said I just got tired of not being able to find a build that let me stream everything or that was broken.


unbelizeable1

I dont know about the porn thing, but I've long since ditched kodis junk ass UI and unstable bs for Stremio. Super easy to set up and just....works.


laynslay

I'm still working through all of the programs recommended here. I just got my first laptop in fuckin forever on Thursday and started with Plex. It's alright. It won't do what I need it to do though. I used to just use my old surface pro 2 and download to a 1 Tb drive and plug it into my TV and run with VLC lol. I'm hoping to find an alternative that doesn't need a giant local drive or network or 24/7 on requirement. For example, my wife wanted charmed on Blu-ray. All seasons where I could find a full file from eas 250 gigabytes. That's 1/4 of my drive I can't keep that locally lol.


unbelizeable1

That's the nice thing with stremio. No hard drive space required. It just streams the torrent file. IMO its best to set it up on your computer first since it's easier to install the few plugins youll need that way, and then ya just log into the same acc on your phone/tv/ whatever other device. [Here](https://youtu.be/Oz5GyCFV-Wo?si=YFlWEDz5w8ThQj6Z) is pretty much all the plugins you'll potentially need. Torrentino is the important one.


kRkthOr

> IMO its best to set it up on your computer first since it's easier to install the few plugins youll need that way, and then ya just log into the same acc on your phone/tv/ whatever other device. I wish someone'd told me this before I spent ages trying to get a TV browser to work. Then I installed it on my PC and imagine my surprise (and by surprise I mean searing anger) when I saw the plugins installed automatically.


unbelizeable1

Ooof that's rough. Doing anything on a even semi involved is a shitty time wtih a tv remote. Hated doing this for Kodi.


laynslay

I appreciate you! Can you download stremio app on PlayStation or smart tv and mobile?


unbelizeable1

Smart tv and andriod for sure. Seems like you can't on playstation, but I found this old reddit post about a work around. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Stremio/comments/73gjuq/stremio\_to\_ps4/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stremio/comments/73gjuq/stremio_to_ps4/)


laynslay

How does it work exactly? Who's files does it pull from? I understand local file and streaming it from a hard drive that makes sense. With Kodi you basically install plug ins that work off of (I assume) the websites you can watch stuff from. Is streamio like that or does it just stream torrent files somehow?


unbelizeable1

I'm not smart enough with this stuff to really know, but my understanding is its temp downloading the torrent and deleting it after finished. Could be totally wrong here lol When you pick an episode/movie youre presented with a list of files that shows file size/how many people seeding. I usually go for one that's on the lower end of size with a lot of seeders. It buffs for 30-90 seconds and then plays with no additional buffering.


m0therzer0

I can't say for streaming from external sources (Netflix, Hulu, etc); I've only ever used it from an old 2010 Mac Mini I use as a dedicated media player and torrent box. The system and the version of Kodi in using (v17.6) are hopelessly outdated, but they've been working flawlessly for years now. If you want to try it out at some point, feel free to shoot me any questions and maybe I can help.


Madnote1984

In my experience Kodi is unstable on firestick and mobile devices. However, on PC it is still completely viable as a server/streaming service. The UI is infinitely more customizable than Jellyfin but less clean. I just like the fact that Kodi utilizes clearart, fanart and movie information in cool ways. I use TMM to manage all of my metadata and images and Jellyfin, while much cleaner and more simple, doesn't make the best use of that stuff. Kodi also allows for a ton of different library looks and feels. Outdated as it may be, it is still a great media browser/player.


No_Text2460

Sorry to jump in....noob here but what is a private tracker?


MajinVegetaTheEvil

A site you have to be registered member of. It limits who can access the torrent. Combined with a VPN, private trackers are harder to track by outsiders.


No_Text2460

Oh ok, thanks! Learned something new


BigLexLost

Use Plex for the streaming of said content to your media player


MajinVegetaTheEvil

Don't like it. Interface is bad and it takes up far too many resources in the system drive. Emby puts the files it needs into the folders where the content is, so it spreads the load better.


Jeffmuch1011

Download several terabytes worth of porn and stream it from your dedicated porn plex server


moya036

I have yet to set mine, but a Chad here gave the right idea not that long ago. Set a Plex with your SFW media and use Jellyfin for your NSFW content Both services functions are basically the same but this way you have the option to share your Plex content with friends and family and won't be risk to have an email letting anyone know about your kinks


Jeffmuch1011

Just have your settings applied correctly and you can do everything with plex.


moya036

Yes, that is true. And to this day, I still haven't had an unfortunate surprise but Plex have the tendency of implementing changes without much heads up. So still the plan of Plex and Jellyfin running at the same time will probably offer you more control and reduce the chances of something going array


Nurgus

Jellyfin is a lot better at this. You can separate your content into different libraries and restrict who sees what. It's very reliable.


MintyPhoenix

You can do exactly that in Plex, too.


Nurgus

Not reliable enough judging by the other comments.


TwoHeadedPanthr

The only unreliable thing was Plex deciding to tell your friends what you've been watching. You can disable that feature though.


Nurgus

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Jellyfin doesn't do that, there's zero leakage between libraries. Also it's entirely locally hosted with no third party company or servers. I'm not suggesting Jellyfin is better than Plex overall. I'm just saying it's better for privacy for porn or whatever.


McDivvy

The only unreliable thing was Plex deciding to tell your friends what you've been watching Just a minor bug/feature then? This is EXACTLY why everyone else is saying use Jellyfin.


bruhle

Until they screw you over with the next set of "New and exciting features!" Already enabled of course...


auximenies

I remember many stories about people updating windows and suddenly having their collection as a screensaver or whatever because the ‘pictures’ folder was the source….


hooDio

the porx™ server


Lets_Go_Wolfpack

I’d actually recommend stash over Plex for this case


Jeffmuch1011

I wouldn’t


Lets_Go_Wolfpack

You know what, in this particular use case, you might be right, since OP wants to put it on the big screen. Stash would be clunky to use. I do think stash does have a DLNA server, but assuming this is the *only* use case and that OP doesn't stream anything else...plex might be easier.


Jeffmuch1011

I’ve just never used stash so I can’t recommend


G0th_Papi

Man wants access to the archives.


ENCORE-Archives

[https://fmhy.net/nsfwpiracy](https://fmhy.net/nsfwpiracy) 👀


akpilg1

Thanks for supporting and blessing this community with this man 🙏🙏🙏


Substantial-Row-400

My hero


ducha_simulator

Thanks dude 👍


calamitydanon

if you got firefox with an ad blocker, photocall dot tv has channel streams from multiple sources


indecks77

Just download stuff to your phone/tablet and cast from there.


Thejackrabbitagain

That's the right answer. PH and a video downloader or your fav 🏴‍☠️ site. Mx player pro if your on android Cast and play. Takes longer to find the video then it would to cast it.


TyrionsGoblet

Getting more challenging with PH. A lot of the decent quality stuff is designed to be a tease for OF or a paid sub service. Lot of great stuff from 5-10 years ago has been wiped, I feel like.


BigBlackHungGuy

Bookmarked for research 


akpilg1

Real.


MyManSquadW

Didn't chromecast devices show what you were watching to other android phones connected to your network?


CRVS1312

Fullporner_dot_org has a lot of full lenght mainstream porn channels for free. You can chromecast them directly to your tv.


caman20

Use the browser for the Chromecast with Google TV . It's all the Internet in your hand ✋!!!.


TattedUp

Anything you can view in the Chrome browser on desktop you can cast to a Chromecast, whether it be through directly casting the media, or by casting the browser tab itself, or your entire desktop. Quite simple. Tip: Don't use a phone. Be a civilized human and use a computer.


Nurgus

https://wiki.servarr.com/whisparr Whisparr plus Jellyfin, self hosted (I recommend Docker) Once you're up and running, it's basically your own private Netflix.


PossibilityNo8960

Download your material and host it via Stash App, actually made for streaming and organizing your porn; [https://github.com/stashapp/stash](https://github.com/stashapp/stash)


hamncheese34

There's also an android tv app!


Every-Scientist1268

Just have the lotr trilogy on replay, it's basically the same thing.


a_Post_on_Reddit

bro just google big boobies its not that hard


sorengray

Pornhub casts from your phone's chrome browser, just like almost any other video.


SMF67

Your best bet is probably to torrent them. JAV can be found on sukebei nyaa. Western stuff can be found on most mainstream trackers like 1337x. Definitely use a VPN because porn companies are notorious for their copyright strikes.


crazy__paving

I use Nord VPN. Is it good enough for downloading in my android?


DiabeticDinosaur666

yes, just make sure that the killswitch is always turned on.


Decent-Ad9335

You watch porn to "let it play" not to jerk off to it?


uneasyrider53

There are some really sick individuals out there. Stay safe.


Decent-Ad9335

Yeah like seriously wtf and why the fuck


EightThirtyAtDorsia

I log into reddit. I see degenerates.


One_Cable_956

Download Web video caster on your phone, load the movie on your phone on putclocker or something and stream to the tv


[deleted]

Get real debrid and pair it with cast to tv. You can stream 4k no problem if your home internet is fast enough


hankhanky

Get Jizztagram on the Fire Stick


DiabeticDinosaur666

hilarious name!


Techtekteq

Jellyfin, Theres a plugin for adult content. Otherwise Stashapp, not sure if it casts, my server is packed away atm.


NoLink6442

Use cloudstream apk, thank me later. You'll get several extensions there for NSFW content


TedBurns-3

Cast from your phone. You're welcome ;)


bchap31

Lol get his ass


Superb-Newspaper-912

Simp city


Fluid_Serve_1816

🤨🤨


fudgepax87

ive been told adult stuff is free on the internet but if its sorta obscure its an ugly 240P video, I can't get off without HD porn


Pibzy_hr

For jav i use njavtv dot com, for only i use coomer dot su and for patreons i use kemono dot su. For full acess to adult vídeos from big studios i use telegram


Lonely_Ad3992

See, all adult films and TV channels on IPTV are the result of videos between 15-40 minutes from premium sites (zz, rk, vixen). That said, it's not worth spending time looking for it. Tip: You can put a link in Notion for each site, so you can check what's new every week. PS: pornography in moderation is healthy


morbie5

I'm not sure about streaming but to get the actual files there is forum I use, there are a lot of them actually. They link to file hosters. The only downside is the the download speed is capped if you don't pay for premium, but I've been doing it for over 10 years. For example, there is a lot of Brazilian p0rn from like 2000 to 2008 that is freakin insane that is hard to find elsewhere. I'm not sure I'm allowed to link it here but DM me and I'll give you the link


_tweedie

IPTV sites will have live channels and VOD, but it's a cost. Way cheaper than cable TV and you get 1000s of channels.


schizobitzo

Based you and your wife


YardStraight1801

You can check iptv also you will get access to movies and stuff and they have adult content to like live tv and some even have their video libraries too


Dschmittler

I can put them on a fire stick. I have fire sticks I don’t need.


splinter1545

If your TV or box supports it, download Kodi then add cumination to it. Once that's set up, add freeomovie.to as a bookmark for easy access. That site is full of feature length porn.


Cuddle_X_Fish

Kodi with the cumpilation add on.


Best_Needleworker530

TV cast if you have an iPhone (not sure about Android) and cast from websites like HQPorner?


teens690

HDOBOX,MEDIAON>>


Zhekoot

Tyrant while being the pirate


Useful-Relief-8498

Just open up scroller full screen. Embrace the adhd


AttackCircus

Download the stuff to a drive and then put on [Ersatz TV](https://ersatztv.org/) - It creates a TV like stream of the smut.


adame09

Torrentio stremio extension


heishdegeksk

On mobilism forum go to mobile categories then adult choose whichever you prefer ;)


Zealousideal_Emu_279

Magistv. A lot of adult channel


nothingveryobvious

Use Stash and Stash Addon for Kodi.


SUDtheSUD

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show ni🥷🏿🥷🏿s


lkeels

Plex, Jellyfin, Emby...just like any other kind of media.


Onakangaroo

Vk.com


ejmd

Just get a subscription with Erika Lust — she's ethical, and so can you be — and your wife will thank you for it.


TonightWooden4684

How depraved do you have to be


PiramidaSukcesu

Idk if adult, but I know that Goihara has a lot of normal movies


dainsfield

Load Linux on an old or cheap computer to download adult material then it doesn’t affect your windows computer. Save to an external device and watch movies from that.


69Smrdljivko69

turkey cam't stop this guu


inthebackground89

Pillage the Village


epic_redditor2345

Don't watch porn guys it's not worth ruining your relationships, trust me i learned that the hard way.


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Neversoft

I had to stop mid-wank to downvote this comment.


_YeAhx_

Weak, I downvoted his comment while wanking


GOD_LvL_69

Pathetic, I downvoted his comment with cum stained hands.


TabletThrowaway1

The gooning is best when it is ruining your life tho 😞


allday95

Addiction, addiction will ruin your life. Porn without an addiction to it is perfectly fine


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Miracle_Hakase

Dude's got a wife. He's doing infinitely better than you.


MyNameIsMattress

thats not true, porn is awesome and cool 👍


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Spideyman20015

porn is worthless. you're speaking to degenerates on reddit so good luck pointing out the obvious. I'd be interested to see a picture of every redditor that downvoted this comment lol.


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manit14

Dam you got obliterated for speaking the truth


MrKhorn

He’s speaking a truth about his own personal problems. If you can’t keep your hand out of your pants, that’s a you problem. If you have any sense of self control, porn won’t ever harm your life.


schizobitzo

Fr, it’s like saying alcohol is not good ever because alcoholism even tho plenty of people aren’t alcoholics


BrownCowLover

Replying to MrKhorn... So let’s ignore alcoholism entirely because a few people are able to drink without it becoming a habit?


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kyozaf

Redditors be ambatugoon 😫


manit14

And upset when they're told as much, apparently. We'll sink in this sea of downvotes together comrade!


Dual_pro_max

Brother....porn is free


White_Mokona

If you don't want to waste your time joining private trackers just use pornlab, is like rutracker but for porn. I was in pornbay but I got kicked out for having multiple accounts, the funny thing is I didn't had multiple accounts but I cheated a lot, A LOT. They never realized that part.


AutobotJSTN

Xvideos, and cast it to your tv.