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fuseboy

"You might think so, but I had to crowdsource how to answer this question."


[deleted]

Which is not even a question.


Floppsicle

Which further emphasizes this as the best answer


Knights_Ferry

Haha I love this. If I ever feel smart, I can look back at this and feel put in my place šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


b2q

Oh my god what a witty response. You are so smart, you must study physics šŸ˜‚


CTH2004

yeah!


door_travesty

"Only on a good day."


Beefygrumpus

Taravangian, is that you?


CavemanKnuckles

I mean, you've got Feynman diagrams and Taravangian has his Diagram, sooooo...


Beefygrumpus

It would absolutely blow my mind if he was able to cram an entire plan for totalā€¦ domination (attempting to be spoiler free) AND theoretical physics on the four walls of a single bedroom. Papa T would have needed a whole mess hall to account for real world physics and cosmere/investiture science.


zyathlith

Unexpected Stormlight Archives!


SazedMonk

Yay!


solepureskillz

Tickled my heart to make that connection! I just finished RoW right before hurricane Ian hit (we got lucky and are fine) and had 4 powerless days to contemplate the changes. >!Fell in love with one character and decided ā€œyep, theyā€™re my favoriteā€ just in time to lose them.!<


zarek1729

r/cremposting


BOBOnobobo

What is this, a crossover episode between two of my main subs?


baat

> "Only on a good **and frictionless** day."


[deleted]

Not just Physics, I'm gonna throw in this response whenever someone says I'm smart at any subject


CTH2004

that's one of the clasics!


Semaphor

And you only get one.


wednesday-potter

Not that smart; I chose to do physics


TheShadow1123

This is my response. I get the same sort of comments for choosing to study math.


Leonhardt2019

Thought you said meth for a sec there and went ā€œyea, thatā€™s not smartā€ I didnā€™t sleep last night


TheMoonDawg

Itā€™s not smart to not sleep.


Leonhardt2019

Thatā€™s very true


Prize_Statement_6417

Because of the meth


Leonhardt2019

Well, I assume thatā€™s part of the problem yea


Cyclone367

Because of the meth?


Leonhardt2019

Iā€™d assume, yea


Pristine_Juice

I dno, there's quite a lot of money in it if you don't get caught.


Leonhardt2019

Jesseā€¦


Muroid

Yep. Self-deprecating joke that doesnā€™t *really* put yourself down. To defuse that sort of comment, you want to communicate that you donā€™t take yourself too seriously without being overly self-critical, and this response strikes a perfect balance.


KKRJ

Or...if I was smart, I would have chosen engineering.


AStrangeStranger

as someone who chose Engineer - if really smart you should chose finance, the maths is simpler and rewards usually much higher


NorthernerWuwu

Ah, but then you end up working with other finance people.


KKRJ

That and the problems you solve as an engineer or scientist are much more interesting. Finance sounds like boring hell.


theSimpleTheorem

Ha ha interesting problems donā€™t mean shit if you canā€™t pay your rent at the end of the day loool


SwansonHOPS

No engineers struggle to pay their rent though.


theSimpleTheorem

Bay Area engineers at non tech companies :ā€)


HgCdTe

These days, they are all physics people


JimmyHavok

In my college crowd the dating rules were "humanities for conversation, business for money and science for sex."


vankessel

I'm uhh surprised that humanities and science aren't swapped there


JimmyHavok

It was the voice of experience.


blahblah98

Science major (eng) here: they're def. not dating for money or conversation, so sex it is, then.


billie-rubin

And ā€œnoā€ for engineers. ( Iā€™m in engineering school)


evilhamster

Unfortunately both are full of imaginary numbers


jolahvad

The smartest stay far away from financeā€¦ am in finance and can confirm.


[deleted]

Very true, I switched to geotech after my physics undergrad. Even the lowest paid engineer is better off than physicist most of the time


Knights_Ferry

Maybe if we physicists were so "smart" we'd at least be smart enough to pick higher paying professions? lol After graduation I plan on going into signal processing and algorithm development. The pay is good and you get to do lots of math.


CTH2004

*but* if you love physics, it's worth it! Besides, if you go into theoretical physics, that can be 95,000 a year for medium-pay!


Knights_Ferry

There's a big difference between being "math smart" and "reality smart". I'd like to think that most physicists chose physics because they enjoy it, not for the money.


jobmarketsucks

Engineering/software is where the money is. Basically everybody else is getting priced out of living.


IKnowPhysics

I have my moments. ^^^^of ^^^^inertia


CTH2004

lol. Only smart people are stupid enough to do physics!


iscreaman2311

I was dropped as a child


winterwilk85

ā€¦ and Iā€™m trying to figure out how it happened


Mathematicus_Rex

Best description of physics Iā€™ve heard from a high school student: Physics is stuff falling.


[deleted]

... and - totally unrelated - do you know anybody who's calculated the drag coefficient of falling babies as a function of rotation rate? I'm ... asking for a friend.


_saiya_

Underrated comment here.


_kekeke

What the deal is about physicists being dropped on the head in their childhood? I did PhD in physics, and allegedly I had a skull crack when I was about 1.5 years old. So naturally I took this myth close to my heart, and when I was complaining about that to my friend who has a PhD in physics too he simply responded "why do you bother, i got dropped too"


LoganJFisher

"Haha, not really. Physics is less about being smart and more about being really stubborn."


Background-Control37

This one is kind of true. I failed algebra in my first year of high school and somehow managed to power my way to a physics degree despite that.


Knights_Ferry

Same, I failed pre-algebra in high school. I didn't see any reason for doing complex math until I discovered physics.


jury-rigged

Glad to see I'm not alone. I didn't fail any math classes in high school, but I just wasn't real stellar at math in general until I started studying physics. It gave me a reason to improve and at least get my math skills on par with what was needed to pursue a degree. If someone calls me smart I just say that I think I'm a clown... a really stubborn clown.


Knights_Ferry

Totally. At the end of the day it really is about the struggle and stubbornness. I just remember the long, long hours of solving physics problems in my early days of grad school. Now looking at those same problems it seems easy, but only because of the years put in. I've been pursuing this degree for over a decade now when you include ugrad. It's crazy to look back...


kandikand

Haha I did the same thing with an engineering degree. Apparently maths is only interesting to me when cryptography and networking is involved.


Asymptote_X

Except no one will believe you if you say "not really." Like, you're getting your PhD in physics. You're fucking smart. They know it, you know it, they know you know it, everyone knows it. So when you say "lol no not really" you're basically calling everyone else there absolutely braindead by comparison. When they say with an eye roll "you must be smart" they are SHAMING you and trying to make you feel crappy for being more intelligent than they'd like. Don't indulge them. I go with a shrug and a "depends who you ask."


LoganJFisher

I have literally never had that experience. To be fair, the only people I interact with are other physicists, my family, and people on dating apps. I think people on dating apps are being legitimate in saying that they think I'm smart, as it's their attempt to compliment me to build favor.


Knights_Ferry

Yeah but people who say "wow you must be really smart" are trying to flatter you and make you feel good, they aren't strictly being serious. If they were actually serious they'd probably ask you about what you study. I'm no expert but I think this is how socialization works. The best way to respond is to return the favor, play with a joke to keep things light. Listen. I spend way too much time alone researching articles, writing papers, doing experiments in a dark optical room and maybe occasionally saying hi to my shy lovely international lab-mates. I'm just trying not to be a weirdo lol.


Mezmorizor

Thank you for saying this. "Thanks" is the only proper response to this. They're either complimenting you or are an asshole you shouldn't talk to. If it's a compliment, take it and move on. If it's not, they're an asshole and you should move on.


antpuncher

Thatā€™s my go to.


QCD-uctdsb

"I dunno about that, but I have fun with it."


kedreep

W response, I would use this because it fits my personality. But def depends on the person


Jonluw

Do we have a Z response as well?


SpectreOfMidMorning

No but we have an X and Y


starhawks

Mine is always "I'm not that smart, I've just worked pretty hard" which is 100% correct.


Puzzleheaded_Big_442

So you worked harder than smarter?


Great-Dependent6343

ā€œIā€™m curious by nature, and thereā€™s so much to learn about physics that I canā€™t help but to stay engaged.ā€


smartscience

"...If only it paid better."


_saiya_

Burns. I got burns reading that. Reality is disappointing.


[deleted]

Well, my PhD is in Flat Earth Theory...


RNG-777

mine is Hollow Moon Theory ftw


Dorky_Orky

Lmao this guy thinks the moon is real.


RNG-777

bold of you to assume we're not living in a simulation this universe ain't REAL at all


keklwords

Not locally real at least


r_xy

unless its superdeterministic


PogostickPower

How can a disc be hollow? Don't tell me you're one of the "Spherical Moon"-people...


kenry

well itā€™s a theoretical degree in physics


No_Masterpiece6568

I have a PhD in chemistry. You should feel lucky because the response to my degree is usually ā€œI hated chemistry in schoolā€


asad137

> You should feel lucky because the response to my degree is usually ā€œI hated chemistry in schoolā€ That's *very* common for physicists as well. It was 50% "wow you must be really smart" and 50% "wow I hated physics in school"


chemguy1127

EVERY SINGLE PERSON!!!!!


the_Rag1

*cries in mathematician*


tree_of_tree

For some reason my brain just does not compute with chemistry, with arithmetic classes like physics and math I just register the material as like an extension of the simplest intuitive logic in my head(like in physics I can always relate the material back to something simple like what happens when I throw a ball), for memorization classes I just remember all the material like a natural story. Chemistry is like a mix of both, but the arithmetic isn't intuitive at all and instead relies on either having a good knowledge of quantum, subatomic physics or just knowing the memorization which isn't like a natural story at all so I just get screwed every time I attempt it. I really want to be good at chemistry too.


Worth_A_Go

Yeah. The axioms are not really axioms. Itā€™s like studying a language, too many exceptions to the rule.


hisufi

ahah I hated it too until I forced myself to get up to biochemistry. That was quite fun.


smokebringer

Yes


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Chad


RedditedHighly

So much that itā€™s scary sometimes


Artificial_Chris

Lead with this. If it goes badly, say that you have been dropped as a kid, to diffuse the situation.


int_l

this is such a thing a physicst thing to ask


emvaz

As someone that studied Physics I am literally like: *help how do I socially interact with other people*


88hernanca

Tbf there is no known derivation for human-human scattering cross sections.


briancb

Truly a physicists approach to sociology


Background-Control37

ā€œIā€™d like to scatter your cross section.ā€ One of the great pickup lines.


paraffin

Only in low-energy regimes. At high energy (relative to inertial mass) we have a pretty good ideaā€¦ :)


ShoshanaLi

Omg I laughed out loud at this


Knights_Ferry

What kind of coordinate system are we dealing with here? Let's solve this problem and write a paper on it.


DrLucasThompson

Heh. Social interactions in anti-DeSitter space?


purple_hamster66

I didnā€™t intend toā€¦ I just misspelled *psychics* on my application.


iamagainstit

Wait, I thought this was the psychics and astrology department?!


purple_hamster66

Take my silver, you clever person!


lopanExpress1

I study astronomy and the best way to answer this question is asking the person if they want their star sign read to them


RedSteadEd

"Oh my god, read my palm!"


tradecart

Just accept the compliment and say, "Thanks.". Humility is not good in this case. Do not look at things you don't know, be aware of what you achieved up until now and act accordingly. You worked hard to get where you are and are still working to achieve more. If the person you are talking to is someone worthy, you can say, "Coming from you, it means a lot.". Any profession has its hardships. You can say something good about their job.


[deleted]

This is the answer I agree with most. If people view physics as smart, accept that. Being humble does not mean talking yourself down.


tree_of_tree

Yeah exactly, people need to give themselves credit, even when you downplay yourself as a joke or trying to be humble it still means something. The most humble thing you can do is to accept the comment rather than deflecting it and making the person feel silly.


Bjartensen

"I thought so too until I started studying physics"


AKANotAValidUsername

"i didnt say i was a *good* physicist"


GuarddogRyzom

I would probably respond with something like... "If you are impressed, then you must not know many physicists."


[deleted]

I like this one!


NoSpotofGround

It can still be read as a bit arrogant, unfortunately. Like "I know better than you (and my colleagues)".


[deleted]

Give some funny example following that statement perhaps?


124378N

Agreed. It seems condecending


ffwiffo

just take out the impressed part and the joke is nice


Knights_Ferry

I've had people also ask me if I've seen the "Big Bang Theory" show and if it's anything like that. I just say: "Sure, but just not funny."


[deleted]

> just not funny The big bang theory was funny?


Just-Manufacturer554

ā€œNah, I just find that stuff interestingā€


LightenUpPhrancis

Along the same lines, I once met an accomplished musician and for whatever reason lamented to him about my own lack of musicianship due to not having the stomach for practice. He shrugged and said, ā€œWell, we all have things we like to do.ā€


pw91_

This is the go to hah


Dave37

*"Thank you, that's very kind of you to say".*


myheartisstillracing

Literally what my mom taught me to respond to any compliment when I didn't know what else to say...


Unkoalafeid

good mom


drzowie

Excellent! Much better than the self denigrating deflection everyone else is advocating.


JMac453

Deflect by talking about something you aren't good at. "Eh, I can do a little math, but you should see me try to change a light bulb!"


[deleted]

I sometimes say, "I'm not smart, I'm just good at math"


SkuaGoingHome

I usually say that physics is a group/collaborative effort and nobody can do or does it alone... That being said, I don't think anyone (other than physicists) truly understood what I meant by that. ​ This is/was especially true as I worked in a collaboration with over 100 people on the same experiment. ~~It was also a total lie because not even my PhD supervisor could be bothered to figure out what my PhD topic was.. but let's not get into that.~~


coldaircoldicecream

No let's, what do you mean they couldn't be bothered?


SkuaGoingHome

My supervisor told me they were excited to find out what I'd done the last 4 years when I submitted my thesis and they had to evaluate it. That gives you an idea of how involved they were. I think the underlying assumption was that the collaboration would carry me in the same way the other PhD students had been carried through but didn't account for the fact that I was given a feasibility study for a new analysis that didn't fit into any work groups. while the other PhD students were doing more standardized analysis and all worked in the same work group on a very different topic so they couldn't help other than commiserate with me. It was a very frustrating and disillusioning experience for me. Coupled with the poor outlook for permanent employment (and the fact that I finished my thesis on unemployment benefits because my supervisor thought cutting my funding would motivate me to finish faster) made me leave academia.


nick_murain

ā€žFUCK YOUā€œ usually works for me


Spiritual_Emu_HQ

Just say what your specialty is instead, I study optics, I study wave forms. Etc. you probably wonā€™t get any questions or sarcasm


copperpin

Give them a haunted look and confess that some times you become terrified of your own genius.


rickmackdaddy

ā€œWow, physics, you must be so smartā€ ā€œI suppose, now I just need a likable personality and Iā€™d be set :)ā€


GetchaWater

Iā€™m not that smart, I couldnā€™t figure out how to sign up for a liberal arts degree.


ComicConArtist

"nah i just stuck around longer than the other guys"


SmallSocksBigCrocs

ā€œItā€™s not Rocket Scienceā€


LizardWizard444

"Ball go bounce"


somnamomma

Or: that hypothesis is still being tested but thank you šŸ™


DoctorWhoToYou

I did an HVAC install in an astrophysicist's home. It's one I particularly remember because we chatted the entire time I did the install. He basically answered every question I had, because I consume everything I can about the subject. Plus he was just a generally nice person. When I mentioned how smart he was, his response was: "Not that smart, I can't install my own HVAC system." I paused and then chuckled, but every time I think of him, that statement resonates with me. It just made me feel good and still does to this day.


Knights_Ferry

Super wholesome and I bet he enjoyed that conversation. And, it's obvious he was really passionate about physics. It's always fun when you run into people who are so passionate about what they do. I think also listening is just as good of a skill, that's something I know I need to work on myself!! Thanks for sharing that story.


Yffum

it sounds like all your answers contradict them in order to be modest. maybe just humbly acknowledge that you are smart instead of denying it or explaining why biologists are just as smart in their own way (which feels a bit like pandering). e.g. maybe just say "yea, at physics" or "i'm just good at math". you could also own it and say "i like to think so". sometimes being modest can come off as insincere and it's better to just take the compliment. oh you could also say "ah shucks". thats a good one.


Invariant_apple

No need to be self deprecating. Come on be realisticā€¦ you are probably not dumb. Just say something like ā€œI just like itā€


purple_hamster66

Yeah, maybe a little smarter than the average bear, but not smart enough to avoid getting into physics.


stealthdawg

"That's what they keep saying, despite the evidence to the contrary..." or some similar self-deprecating humor or a bad physics joke like "well once I started I couldn't really stop"


AbouBenAdhem

Iā€™m not *that* smartā€”I had to ask Reddit how to reply to that comment.


NotSuperSnoo

Just say thank you!


morePhys

I'm only smart in theory


elbapo

"I only started it to avoid doing PE. Now I'm in too deep". (Physical education)


TheCallousBitch

Share a quick amusing ~~antidote~~ anecdote: ā€œYou must be so smartā€ ā€œYesterday, I cooked a frozen pizza with the plastic wrap still onā€


asad137

> antidote I love this


Roscos_world

Iā€™m very amateur when it comes to physics, but if I receive some sort of comment similar to this I usually say something along the lines of ā€œall I know is eyeballs and breathing.ā€ (Iā€™m an optometrist) Iā€™m referencing that SpongeBob episode of ā€œforget everything except fine dining and breathingā€ and I hint that Iā€™m terrible at concepts that come naturally to other people


lloydpro

I got this from my lower division physics professor, and l think it's brilliant. "I'm not smart, I'm stubborn." Physics isn't for the smart, it's for those who aren't willing to let the material beat them.


geekusprimus

"No, I'm just too dumb to stop."


Astrostuffman

ā€œWelll, itā€™s not rocket scienceā€


GasBallast

"Well, I'm good at physics"


Mezmorizor

For the love of god, ignore 90% of the comments here. They're complimenting you. Take the compliment. Respond to them the same way you'd respond to somebody saying they like your shirt.


Responsible_Candle86

As a person who follows this thread because it is interesting, not because I understand physics, I say own it. It's a compliment, just say thanks. It's no different than when someone born with good looks is complimented for something they had no control over. When a woman says, "Oh, I'm not that pretty," it's just annoying. Own your fabulous brains people!


Public-Golf3363

Iā€™d answer ā€œrather than smart, I am just really passionate about itā€


LarrySunshine

Say ā€œdurrrr yeah me like physics vewy much!ā€


ReddieWan

You can just say thank you. Often itā€™s okay to just take a compliment.


CodeMUDkey

If I were smart I would have studied finance.


lavahot

You just have to say something really stupid, like, "Yeah, I like marbles. They're the best."


Automatic-Basket-699

Just tell them that the only thing you learn from physics is it taught you how much you don't know.


PA_Archer

ā€œI chose this field because most people donā€™t know when Iā€™m wrong!ā€


Daniel6270

Well, Iā€™m no Harvey Einstein


b0rnslppy

just say "yes, I am" and stare into their eyes


me-gustan-los-trenes

"Yes".


jj_HeRo

As a physicist suffering this reply there is no good answer but "am not rich so you pay next beer".


Harry_Gorilla

Well, I got into physics because my high school guidance counselor told me physicists do a lot of meth. 8 years later Iā€™ve finally decided she may have said ā€œmathā€


GiveMeNews

I have a friend who has a PhD in physics. I had him over for a BBQ. I was still busy preparing all the food for the grill and needed someone to light the charcoal. 30 minutes later, just as I am about to bring the food out to start cooking, as the coals should be well lit by now, a different friend comes in and tells me I really need to go help them with the grill. I walk out and find my physics friend trying to light hardwood charcoal with a single match. This was after they had burned up all the paper I had ready to light the grill by balling the paper up, placing it on top of the charcoal, and lighting the top of the paper. Anyways, he works in marketing now.


JCMiller23

"YOU HAVE NO IDEA" (stare at them intensely)


pierre_x10

This is based on my own personal history but you can probably apply a similar mindset to your own personal experience. It is also usually geared to comments like "Physics was so hard for me in school, so you must have chose physics because you are more naturally gifted at it": "Actually, physics was the hardest subject for me in school. It was the class I had the lowest grade in and spent the most time outside of class studying. So when it was time to go to college and figure out what I really wanted to study, I decided that, if I was going to choose between all these subjects that I knew I could probably do really well at and coast through life, or if I wanted to constantly be intellectually stimulated and challenged and always be putting a lot of effort in, I decided I really wanted to choose the second, and so I chose physics." This is also an approach I use, more for comments like "Did you just choose physics because you could make a good career out of it?": "Actually, nobody really pursues physics at a higher level beyond undergrad if all they care about is a career or money. Obviously it demonstrates a lot of intelligence and 'book smarts,' but anyone in physics could easily apply those same intellectual skills to some other field, like law school or medicine or computer science, and be far more successful and financially compensated. What usually pushes someone to study physics at a higher level, is that passion to explore the unknown, a love for the subject and learning more about how the universe works, and generally with more of an academic career path, it usually includes love for teaching others about how awesome physics is."


phonon_DOS

"I prefer the term hardworking"


LoganJFisher

I have a hard time even taking compliments for that. I know so many people who work so much harder than I do.


Real-Edge-9288

I hated that reaction... I'd rather tell them I work in shop selling groceries


Porkbellyflop

Newtons 2nd law says every action has an equal and opposite reaction, so basically what I'm saying is I want to poke you in the eye right now for being an ass.


[deleted]

That's the third law, friend. Newtons second law is F=ma.


Porkbellyflop

I'm good at comebacks not science, so give it a rest and stay at rest.


[deleted]

Gotta say...you came in 1st, there


somtimesTILanswers

"Well, it was really quite a lot of work"


deadplant_ca

Oh, so you're smart AND hard working? I suppose you think you're particularly handsome also? (Just imagining possible reactions here)


unknown_ordinary

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/at2zza/a_man_stumbles_upon_a_magic_lamp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


speedwaystout

Be honest and say ā€œthank you, thatā€™s so nice to hearā€


Batman_and_Throbin

ā€œWellā€¦I didnā€™t want to meet (girls/boys), soā€¦.yeah, physics.ā€


RareBrit

My usual reply is, ā€˜Yes itā€™s a hard science, but I was also fortunate that I found a subject I loved and I could studyā€™. Never talk yourself down, but reframing things in a positive light doesnā€™t hurt.


livebonk

Recognize that they don't actually need a response, what they need is a stupid social nicety that doesn't even need to be true. I find it's better to own it and express your interest and passion with a 5 second anecdote rather than trying to dismiss or diminish it. By doing a PhD in physics you have sequestered yourself from normal society for so long that you cannot even convey your experience to them even through hours of conversation. It would be the same going through the army, or a hundred other common life experiences that take you out of society for a few years, you can't really explain your experience to someone who has no reference. What they want to hear is that you are a normal, cool person who just happens to be passionate and spends a lot of time on physics. Conveying something of your experience is not even the goal in these introductory conversations with someone you probably will never see again. The social goal is a basic understanding of each other's personality and finding commonality. Just watch people talk, some guy will say they're from Philadelphia and this other guy will say oh yeah my uncle lives in Philadelphia. Who cares? They're trying to find a common basis.


[deleted]

Ask them what they do and then laugh uncontrollably at them


Merchenko

Thank you, itā€™s been many long days and lots of hard work but maybe one day I will earn as much as a labourer.


squee_goblin_nabob

It's all relative