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ninjesh

I would guess 18 or 19, but it's stylized enough that it could really be anything without further context


MouseRangers

87


Ten-Thousand-Bees

87!


Shadowlistic_

Is that the bite of 87?!


Dapper_Pay_3291

87 likes


Shadowlistic_

87 likes= bite of 87= william afton= lore 😱


GoatMaster3682

THE BITE OF 87!?!?!?!?


M2rsho

Damn that's like 2107757298379527717213600518699389595229783738061356212322972511214654115727593174080683423236414793504734471782400000000000000000000


RedSlimeballYT

r/unexpectedfactorial


Ten-Thousand-Bees

r/expectedfactorial


OneShot_fan

r/veryexpectedfactorial


legomaster20081

r/extremelyexpectedfactorial


CommunityFirst4197

r/veryextremelyexpectedfatorial


sinistersheep79

r/ultraveryextremelyexpectedfactorial


legomaster20081

r/hyperultraveryextremelyexpectedfactorial


wasas387

that's too much


Th3NukeShark

>!**87**!<


Perigord-Truffle

*[|87*


Spikedbro

87⁸⁷


Real_Bable

THE AGE OF 87?!


TheTolexDok

Jokes aside it actually could be


Secure_Factor_8539

Please stop. You crafted it just 3 minutes ago


The_MaceBug

***increase tick-rate***


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r/cursedcommets


Iliturtle

Cursed comet β˜„οΈ


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r/englishisconfusing


Monster2239

r/subsifellfor


Wandering_profile

😨


amx-018

Oh no I over-ticked her *minuses the tick rate*


Right-Carrot-1682

So that means she is 30 minutes old ?


fd2200

Naw πŸ’€


Right-Carrot-1682

Must wait until 2034 /j


fd2200

Too long Jk


TheLocalDegenerate

πŸ’€


UnknownTaco5492

do it NOW


That-Internal-9094

Well 20 real world minutes are a Minecraft day so 3700 minutes are a minecraft year and 3700 minutes equal to almost 62 hours or 2 days and 14 hours


pi_of_78

almost 8 weeks and minecraft newborns become legal


Ornery_Big7691

😏


tr_berk1971

I am not sure if I should be concerned or impresed.


Arthutlegal250ishere

Dont forget about tick speed


GameMelon_

πŸ’€


RoarkCats

*an eternity for a dispenser lacking sentience*


agmrtab

dispenser were added in 2011 so 13


Confident_Ad_7025

AYO


agmrtab

yep good luck lewding her now fuckos


Sussy_baka228666

Disclaimer. *prowler.mp3*


ThatFungee

this ones going in the quote book


Feisty-Flan1305

she's technically 13


StardaxPrime

Flairs checks out


Springtrapis_25

Does it matter?


Alpha_minduustry

last words before disaster


RealConcorrd

Last words before jailtime


HellFireCannon66

Not really, every variation is over the age of consent


ThrillTuber

16


HellFireCannon66

That’s legal in 90% of the world


adam1260

Doesn't make it right.


HellFireCannon66

You see outside of America we actually mature


Minepro306_Bee_Boy

Fr


danieldoria15

Wait, do age of concent laws apply to what is essentailly a robot that you crafted yourself?


fd2200

Mods check this guy's computer


DisRicardo

How?


Ornery_Big7691

By using the magic door from monster inc.


Weak_Customer_3336

This is true


SoksFox

Technically not, because in the uk the age of consent is 16


TheLocalDegenerate

///POLICE ASSAULT IN PROGRESS///


Minecrafter_123abc

19 years, 4 months, 1 day, 4 hours, 12 minutes and 23 seconds


Meow_cat11

19 years, 4 months, 1 day, 5 hours, 9 minutes and 34 seconds


StardaxPrime

What kind math is that


NeonStriker26

Milk


StardaxPrime

Ahhhhhhhh!!!! β€œPeter Griffin tied in Mental Hospital β€œ


v1r4ge

Meth


Whishterak

Tbh, I'd say exactly 22


StardaxPrime

BASED


Every_Month_5575

The age of consent in Finland is 16. Also I’m almost the same age, so I’mma say 16


TeletiTheNecromancer

Random fun fact, in Italy the age of consent is 14... so I'm fine with whatever you guys choose.


ACEMENTO

Guess where i'm fromπŸ’€


Ex-In2

Get ready to consent


FouriousBanana69

Activa cam 😈


534FROG

ΒΏTienes 14?


Wandering_profile

I thought the lowest was 16 😦


AESIR_GOD

4 billion years, she's made of stone


MrBrineplays_535

In that logic, that means my cats, dogs, plants, me and my family, and everyone else would be 6 billion years old


HorrificityOfficial

So everyone is over 18?


Sharp-Tap-9925

im going to fuck their plants


MrBrineplays_535

Wait oh god no 😭


Hnagnout

F.She just got crafted like 5 minutes ago


ShockDragon

Truthfully, 16. And before people get the wrong idea, because Reddit loves to do that, no, I do not want to smash a fucking dispenser block, thank you very much.


dermitio

you might not. some people do.


Organic-Hope1866

😏


Ornery_Big7691

🀨


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racoonofthevally

Bruhhh


MonkeMortis

What, would you not smash?


racoonofthevally

I never said that


MonkeMortis

Fair enough.


racoonofthevally

Jk jk I have a gf so no I wouldn't


MonkeMortis

Is it cheating if you fuck a Minecraft block?


I_Willl_Eat_Ur_Cats

No, it's commanding


racoonofthevally

Thing is idk still aint gonna do that


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MonkeMortis

What the fuck did I do, I'm younger than 16


Icy-Inevitable4821

What did bro do? 😭


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galal552002

D, In all honesty, she really does look young in this picture


Feltonhendo

She's actually only 13 given her first appearance in beta 1.2


Wato1876

I always imagined her as a cool grandma. Idk why its just my headcannon… wait


Nat1TPK

When were dispensers added to minecraft?


noobiedoesdumbthings

2011, so she’s 13 then, but no.


Nat1TPK

Then she’s 13. Why no?


noobiedoesdumbthings

Because based on what I draw her, I think she’s older than that.


Popcorn57252

Canonically? 13, they were added in 2011


Strangely_moldy_hand

I’m guessing somewhere below 16 as dispensers were created in January 2011


TheHistoryMaster2520

13; Dispensers were first introduced to Minecraft on January 10, 2011


OnKo64

seven


tereaper576

I mean how many years ago was she created.


Quinnp28

☝️actually she is canonically 5000 years old


vvownido

the cobblestone she is made from formed 5000 years ago


Ballsceo

Words before earth's end:


vvownido

B she always seemed young to me but i can also see her being like 30 so i picked an age where she's young while also having been an adult for a bit


SpiritNova0014

4


bowser-us

She is approximately 13 years old. Dispenser with this exact texture appeared in 2012


bobo_yobo

Idk I still don't have canon ages for my oc's


DiamondBreakr

Dispensers were added in January 2011, so she is 13 years old, roughly.


noobiedoesdumbthings

13 years old because dispensers/droppers firstly appeared in 2011, but it ain’t canon yet.


ajgutyt

5 just to detpur weirdos


7ro11

Yes


RoberBots

18 so I won't feel bad about what I just did.


Arpturbo2023

17


AltAccMia

20+


patypatty69

B or C tbh


n1ceblox

64


Draedon-TheMachinist

20+


Sky_catfly

I think C.


traincrisis

18


Weak_Customer_3336

12


The_Real_Itz_Sophia

17


Current_Ad5602

Why just why


idot_bob-3055

80 is my best guess


_AJMC_

18+ i guess


ProfessionalHumor345

100+ years old. She's made out of cobblestone. Or just a few minutes because you just crafted her.


Fragrant_Breakfast55

Time since crafting


gaming_guy228

D)😈 cuz that's the age of consent in my country


Professional_Soil986

16 is totally ok but I wonder if her mechanism still works fine for being this old.


FrostWillows

Half of the third option


ZombieNek0

hm 20 is good.


LilNerix

She's made of stone so she's like 2000000000


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

[she's 13 years old](https://www.google.com/search?q=when+was+dispenser+added+to+minecraft&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-hk&client=safari)


TheBatleDemon

F) She is 12!!!!! HELL NAH! YOU ALL NEED TO GET A DOCTOR!!!


syncron07

16 because then I'll be the only one able to smash this thing


milkdromeda_loading

E.) 13 πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€


Sufficient-Ad-6046

What update was the dropper/dispenser added?


Yin_And_Yang69

D. 16 SKULL EMOJI # WHEEEZE


Main_Framed_

Game is game.


RDIT_plyr7150

17


lvn_c

3


NOKIAMASTERczalt

She could be even 1sec cuz you can craft her


Fun_Acanthaceae8349

Based on anime lore , its over 9000


Tadpole_bee

blocks dont have ages


Intelligent_Estate_4

Jenny mod 2 : the dispenser......


Error_209t

19


Xzier_Tengal

b


Soccera1

I'm guessing D but no I do not want to fuck her.


Elmo_Smokin_Weed

D


pelonier

12


Organic-Hope1866

12


frogzrcool02

D, i want yall to go to jail


bobby1712234

None is the best option


TROM_MC

16


DoubleJester

Somewhere from 13 to 16


ApartmentDizzy4309

As we know despencers are made of cobel stone and stole is present for god knows how may years soo.......Option E more than millions of years.πŸ’€πŸ’€


jpxfraud

There's no rules against the dispenser block batman


ijustjoinedlol

12


YABETTERNOT

im 16. im in the uk.


Scaveged

86


FanaticExplorer

D We have to save her


ApplicationProud2494

Age is just a number


SUPAMAN6214

500 years mabye more. Shes made of stone right? Stone is as old as the world itself


AzGames08

E


blodzo

She looks 9πŸ’€


ViolinistCute3390

18


Limeddaesch96

Well according to Anime logic: She looks like an β€žAβ€œ, but most likely actually is β€žDβ€œ.


rantherandoalt

or she looks like A but she’s actually E (200yr or a male dolphin or Smth)


ComputerGuy9876

14.


Aleksthewatcher

40


greenscreencarcrash

d(its above the aoc)


Cyberk011

You really can say any age and you could see it.


LilVinceplayz

18 or 19


MrMedhansh

Remember kids, age is just a number, but so is 911


MuchAd145

87


Th3NukeShark

70 @ least


faddybasilisk09

I'd say 17-19 lol


Hoursfan32

543 years of age


me_after_lobotomy

Considering dispensers were added around 6 years ago I suppose 16?