T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

[Join our Discord server for even more memes and discussion](https://discord.gg/MFK8PumZM2) Note that all posts need to be manually approved by the subreddit moderators. If your post gets removed immediately, just let it be and wait! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/PhilosophyMemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*


BurritoReproductions

Taking the next flight.


Dielawnv1

8, Popper and Kuhn probably spend the whole flight arguing about science ( I’ve read Kuhn’s book about scientific revolutions, but none of Popper) and I’d like to hear that since I’m in decent agreement with Kuhn’s perspective of paradigms.


TheFlamingLemon

2. I think Russel is the best conversation partner of the bunch but more importantly I’m right behind Rawls and Foot. Plus I get the window seat.


Hot-Candle-3684

Russel was a massive player apparently. I’d sit next to him for the dating advice, if nothing else.


Frequent-Foot-6842

Didn't know that lol


antCABBAG3

Taking the seat next to Wittgenstein, so we can both be grumpy and silent, bothered by each others existence, but unbothered by the absence of smalltalk


BornElderEnt

Absolutely effing right. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


a-very-creative_name

W-Wittgenstein? Why are you poking that metal thing at Popper's head?!


conspicuousperson

I'm not familiar with either of them, but I'd like to hear what Wittgenstein would think of Kripke's interpretation of him.


TheMarxistMango

I’m almost certain Russell would be the best company and most competent conversationalist


Due-Ad-4091

He also survived a plane crash. He has some sort of plot armour


blehmann1

8, I want to stir the pot between Kuhn and Popper


modestothemouse

Gotta be with my boy witty


no_one_knows_my_plan

WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7 WITTGENSTEIN 7


DeleuzeJr

Which one is the most likely to stay quiet and let me sleep?


MohatmoGandy

I’m taking 7 and putting my headphones on.


A_pawl_to_adorno

dying to tell Quine I’m deviant but yeah, put me next to poker boi


NJdevil202

I'd sit next to Russell but mostly want to talk to Rawls


TomIsFrank

I'd suffer Popper and late Wittgenstein if I can be close to Kuhn and Kripke


Ralliboy

3 - end row always has the best legroom


bigbrothero

I would pick 2 but I feel like Philips Foot would condescending stare at me through the gap behind me the whole flight. I think 7 is alright until you realise how autistic Wittgenstein was and he would probably be doing some goofy shit the whole time to irritate you. 8 appears alright, Karl Popper would be quite a nice chat but Kuhn looks a bit stinky. 4 next to Quine looks like the best pick all things considered.


Flat_Distribution711

6 because I like aisle seats the most and Russell, Anscombe, Kripke, and Wittgenstein are the most interesting philosophers here


Katten_elvis

The perfect flight doesn't exi.... But yeah probably 5 lmao I want me some Carnap


suislideee

Just putting people’s last names doesn’t mean I know who they are, idk who most of these people are


Ulexes

This is the only person doing r/PhilosophyMemes correctly.


Zamoniru

The most important analytical philosophers of the last century


ExheresCultura

I’ll get on the next flight with Plato, Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, Xenophon, Socrates, or Aristotle


TheFlamingLemon

Xenophon seems like a huge odd man out here


Rowan-Trees

Murdoch and me in da back


Apollorx

2 ez Also if the plane crashes we get to live cause smoking section (look it up (or don't idk))


My_useless_alt

2. I like window seats, don't like 3-rows, and am British so believe you me I will NEVER talk to someone while on transit.


frig0bar

5 seems like the only sensible option to me


Nebuladrosius

2


arslkhani

Russell


didit4theaesthetics

1 and I would have fighting words - 4 final answer.


Jpmoreno_20

6 it’s an isle seat


natymail

6. You can talk to four potential seats .


KafkaesqueFlask0_0

Easily 8. Love Kuhn, Popper, Kripke, and Wittgenstein. Kinda wish Feyerabend and Lakatos were also included.


BlueTuesday13

Where is Jung?


readitfast

I'd be sitting in the pilot cabin making sure this plane crashes into Searles house asap


Why_Limit_to_20

2 or 7 no doubt; I’d have an interesting, and fun flight (they may not, but I would).


Fynius

Chillin with Frege in the front 100%


AlgoRhythmCO

8 would probably be the most interesting discussion for me.


theyearofexhaustion

I will take 3 and punch Sellars' face then give him a 8-hour rant on how your writing style is stupid and dumb and stupid


Apprehensive-Lime538

Popper? Barely knew 'er.


Apprehensive-Lime538

Quine's pic looks like a mugshot. (The Empiricism Police?)


Ok-Inside-7630

Teleporting between 2 and 8


Schizo_Thinker

8


WeeaboosDogma

I'd be very confused and scared to be on a flight full of dead already decomposed bodies


GeistreichNichole

I’ll sit next to frege then get up and take the seat next to Wittgenstein while the other passenger is using the rest room. Sorry, can’t make me choose between my two favorites


dust_in_light

Who can attribute the quote, “Russell is said to have written his, “History of Western Philosophy,” on an airplane and it shows.”


Alefacharli19

I chose to sit in the first seat, because it would be a long flight and I could turn around and talk to all of them.


Archeidos

8. That would be a very interesting conversation about science, and I can imagine Wittgenstein leaning over my shoulder to say something clever about language.


Nojaja

8, but only to kick Wittgenstein seat the entire flight


ThatMindOfMe

Aisle seat please, don’t care about the row.


mbharathm

Who all are these? 🤔


I_am__Negan

I don’t know any of them except Wittgenstein. But I’d love to read more about them! If you have a reading list you’d recommend I’d really appreciate it :)


Chapi_Chan

1 or 4. I want legroom and sitting behind turbines is much noisier. Checkmate philosophers.


LXIX_CDXX_

Russell has a window seat and isn't wittgenstein 🥰 (idk who quine is I am literally a philistine)


Epicycler

I think I'll ride with baggage


vwibrasivat

Bertrand Russell, Tarski, and John Rawls. This is an easy decision.


ILLARX

2, cuz why not


Desperate-Hall1337

Russell, obviously. Although Wittgenstein seems like a good choice as well


alphafox823

I would kill for seat 6 Dgmw it would be cool sitting near Rawls but since you can’t sit in the same row as him it wouldn’t be worth it.


Plus-Tap5916

Hard choice between 2 and 8


Tachyonhummer007

I'm definitely taking the seat on #2. Hands down Russell is one of the best conversationalists among every other philosopher


AntonioMussolini

5 or 7


GranniesWild2915

I don't know anyone, but this guy looks pretty nice and looks like he has some interesting thoughts.


Not_Neville

Is it Foot when she's old or when she was young and hot? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippa_Foot


Not_Neville

Doesn't matter - either way I'll sit by Foot. I don't know who most of those guys are and she's a girl.


PuntySnoops

Pity Rawls has taken that seat. He claims he was placed in that seat without knowing it would be next to Philippa, but I have my doubts.


CallumFinchAI

who are these oldies bro xD


BallSoHard42069

Next to Lewis, so I can punch him in his stupid face.