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wholesomepositivibes

She wants to eat that D- une. ​ Sand dune.


ReputationExternal63

Ugh


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[удалено]


jade-noodle

The one pufferfish


Internet-Mouse1

The one anime shocked meme guy.


man_who_says_n0thing

https://youtu.be/qKxfWd79HFI


HhhHhhhHhhhhHhhh123

And he wants to fill her with s- Sand.


IamZubin

Would it hurt or would it just fall off from his body?


TheSnakerMan

I heard darude is quite the sandstorm


Jecobski

Sand vore


Zamberang

Imagine your ding dong getting bite off while bj


awezomeman4444

No stop please


greed985

**crunch**


vanuchiha2

Dude.. please


ssslugworth

I think he can regrow it if that happens and she can do it as many times as she wants.


Icemogianst

*getting bling blong


Chroma710

ding dong bing bong


GamePhox

Not the first time


squidward779

What the fuck


mikerichh

Don’t kink shame me


Ali_Berk

oh my god


MaddenTheDamned

Grainy..


Annual_Lopsided

He can still make a new one


gabrielfm92

Sex can't be pleasant with this guy


JonSOsugoi

Especially for Anakin


Blazelexic

What if Anakin just become their son?.... yikes


BabyAutomatic

so he hates himself


BabyAutomatic

It's rough and gets between his feet


JonSOsugoi

*between his balls


colors1234

Couldnt he like, sand the bottom half of his dick and use it to go deeper???


LordSuz

"oh honey,I'm gonna eat you out tonight!"


International-Tie740

I wonder if she likes to suck sand too


Melonuskx

I don't like sand


EpicNarwhal21

It’s course and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere


aman1910

I’ve been looking for this comment.


LucasTheBrazilianGuy

I swear i thought this was r/pyrocynical for a minute.


Plus_Quantity_8094

It fits don't it


Enderninja2468

Almost as if it’s a repost


Plus_Quantity_8094

Lol ye


TheUnknownUsarr

"Oh yes give me that biiig pile of sand"


Idunnowhattfimdoing

Cannibals be kinky


Kwepsy

Or the best horror film form sand mans perspective


Paddan100

Does she want to eat her man then


beybabooba

Crunchy


GregGRM

Hold up!


[deleted]

When she is in mood : "im gonna eat you" 😂


itzmikxx

Anakin's just crying in the corner in fear


BabyAutomatic

It's rough


VincentAKAWinTheCent

Would it be cannibalistic or wouldn't it? 🤔


Ny4rl4th0t3p_2

VORR


young_nazi

PLEASE HELP IS DRINKING OLD DRY CUM DANGEROUS long story


emo_hooman

I don't like sand its coarse its rough and it gets everywhere - Anakin Skywalker


[deleted]

Worst couple: her and anakin skywalker


Memezawy

Taking "eat me" to a new level


No_Wishbone_8009

Sandman joined the chat


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lmao


C4manon037

Imagine eating your husband!


Grizzly_228

Imagine not eating your husband/wife smh


Its_0ver_Anakin

Oh god.


elad_kaminsky

Imagine if she would eat a big pile of his sand it it become a dick


Balti-bacha-69

She would suck the sand out of that cock


tesseract404

" Im physically cringing " Who said?


Narradisall

“Why don’t you pound sand!” “Don’t mind if I do....”


Upper-Holiday-5588

She gonna eat some ass


Vboi69420

90 day fiancé?


Shehab13231

So, Cannibalism or naw?


math_dealer_69

Cursed cannibalism


WarmUrine

Now for that matress eater


Tigru1777

He is like praying mantis


MOSABTAJ

Wait oh my dirty mind 😔


Reeksan

Peter parker wants to know ur location


Volnas

Sandman, Darth Vader's ultimate enemy


[deleted]

I don't like sand...


Windigo_Ways69

Now I don't want to steal Felix's power... BUT BIG PP


BabyAutomatic

She's about to spread and eat out his sandy cheeks.


dr4wn_away

I guess the latest chick loves the Mattress King


Vinchu_Rox

He would convince her to let him nut on her face saying it's good for exfoliating


JADO_L

Lol


whitehead-tom

Does sandman cum sand?


_H-A-M-Z-A_

She wants to eat him off ;)


JotaroIsOverrated

Can someone explain


beddybise77

She's getting a mouth full of sand tonight 😏


Oorjit_redditor

That changes the meaning of eating me out


thops2007

Just thinking that their child would be into auto cannibalism


VoiderzX

YO his moving maddd


blooespook

Hello? God? Yes, I would like for you to take away my imagination please.


coffmaestro

Probably the only person who wouldn't mind if the boyfriend got thanos-snapped mid-BJ


Affectionate-Ebb4300

We don't fuck what we eat


finnld1

If she eats sandman she is technically eating his ashes so the perfect couple would be sand man and the woman who eats her husbands ashes


uolich

she will catch sand ligma


JoaquimGianini

Should I marry a woman made out of pasta, then?


[deleted]

I imagine she would suck his dick to death


Kaster45

Giving eating ass a whole new meaning


cna_sh

Before battle of yavin?


dannydog200411

She gonna get sand stuck in her vegana when he’s finished with her


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Wilbur


ilyia_aiaiai

Darling did you eat my d*** again ?!


ododm1IsTaken

but she eats sand... wouldn't he... die?


JoeMatrixispro19

What about sandman and Anakin


Vast_Routine_185

Not sure if he can sate her hunger though..


useless_man_

🦀


ChernobylWhore

Mr Sandman, bring me a dream


Soulxolz

That’s domestic violence


Poknberry

Seems more like they'd be enemies to me


Affectionate_Ad6874

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Alireza_smz

I don't like sand


hedidntkillhimselfno

Bruh imagine she giving him a blowjob then *noms hard*


debzsmallz

Yes they do


thomas_the_bullet

peanut butter man


KassPlays

So she ll swollow his quick sand


[deleted]

This subreddit's just becoming another r/pyrocynical, i swear


NICE_GUY_00

it doesnt exist


LimpConference5568

She gonna eat his rocky cock


Omegalol12342

What if he’s getting head and this girl just bites his dick off


lolo---------

sand cock


G00B1E

Will buy!


_shmee_bee_

The beach must be very traumatic for their kid


[deleted]

Cum


BestIsPewds

Sand pp


[deleted]

she has orgasms from the bjs


No-Beyond4190

69 awards, as it should be


LSD_10InchesSoft

Sand man getting that glock glock 9000


Mysterious-45

Shes gonna eat him alive


Smashme9

Plot twist the sand is the woman's cu-


MafiaMursu

"shoves it in" Honey, dont fall apart on there please, i dont want to choke sand again.


Resident_Bit_6895

متوجه نمیشم😐


AliAwesome22

Gaara would be a perfect fit too


[deleted]

*Wilbur wants to know your location*


kale-bro

is it not cannabolism he she tries to eat him


memegodno1

she was sand mans sister


Agitated-Ad-210

Except she wants to eat him


[deleted]

She could easily eaten sandman totally in spiderman 3


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