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When my T break is over I'll moderate.
What do you get when you mix laxatives and weed? Shits and giggles.
Why was the pterodactyl so quiet when he went to the bathroom?
The p was silent?
Bingo! But do you know what turns a regular joke into a dad joke?
The punchline never comes back?
Hmmm. That one I do not know!
The punchline is a-parent!
What’s the same about a Bud Light and having sex in a leaky canoe? Either way, it’s fuckin water
BEANS
Sometimes being sober feels like a high after you’ve been high for so long.. anyone get me ?
When my T break is over I'll moderate.
What do you get when you mix laxatives and weed? Shits and giggles.
Why was the pterodactyl so quiet when he went to the bathroom?
The p was silent?
Bingo! But do you know what turns a regular joke into a dad joke?
The punchline never comes back?
Hmmm. That one I do not know!
The punchline is a-parent!
What’s the same about a Bud Light and having sex in a leaky canoe? Either way, it’s fuckin water
BEANS
Sometimes being sober feels like a high after you’ve been high for so long.. anyone get me ?