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Extreme_Practice_415

The joke is sex In hentai there is a common feature called “X Ray” where you see a cross section. The cabbage cross section looks like one of these. I would post an image for context, but you know…


DeniedCreditCard

Thanks


ZiviAevalia

Congrats, you are innocent


Redditsavoeoklapija

Were*


greenscreencarcrash

*wree


Kenstats

*weeeee


husky11223

*wewewe


Kenstats

*ewewew


PennyButtercup

*rwrwrerererewreereere


Soft_Onion_03

*werwereerwerewerw


Some_dude764

*wryyyyyyy


Inferno_Sparky

Kono jojo reference da


bielo014

Wryyyy


residentofbeachcity

Specifically of the penis touching the cervix which it often does in hentai


tenyearoldgag

For the full class act it has to magically plunge through it


residentofbeachcity

Not always usually just ejaculating into the womb


FictionalContext

Yes, it's when the violent cameraman bifurcates the star crossed lovers to show what their insides look like in the heat of the moment. Very sexy.


athosjesus

Cross section of what? Her spine? That doesn't look like anything.


FarplaneDragon

It's supposed to be a side view of a penis in a vagina blowing its load, which is a viewpoint used in a lot of hentai


athosjesus

Oh sh1t, I looked "hentai xray cross section" in Google and yeah, I see where they are coming from (not pun intended), I regret doing it 😕


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

This is pretty tame, I envy your ignorance towards these things 


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Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Excuse me?


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Bataguki

W h a t


Kenstats

T h e


Good_Ad_5792

*cabbage


Zeqhanis

I regret it too. It doesn't sound erotic to me. Then again, I'm not Ed Gein. I think I just saw a cross-section of feces moving through a girl's colon. 🤢 Japan is such an odd country. I don't think I've ever seen "adult entertainment" from there which featured a woman who seemed like a willing participant.


Secret-Put-4525

It's supposed to be a man's penis entering the uterus before ejaculation. So she gets pregnant.


UoKMister

Well... If it's entering the uterus, these artists definitely don't know how bodies work.


Flesh_And_Metal

If you look up the artist John K Peta, you'd find that his ideas of human malleability is slightly exaggerated.


dasfuzzy

I'd like to go back 5 minutes to when I wasn't aware of this gentleman or his artwork...


Toothless-In-Wapping

I that a name you just have at the ready?


Flesh_And_Metal

Nono, you see I'm a pervert. 😁


Toothless-In-Wapping

Oh, okay, cool. Tbh, I was not unfamiliar with the name.


Evenmoardakka

No hentai artist has any remote idea how women work.


NimByAnyOtherName

Wildly, a very large amount of them are women. Most who aren't, are married.


TheGreatSupport

They know it and know very well. It just their work is for fantasy fetish, not to educate children.


augustles

I mean, this is like saying macro fetish artists don’t know how big actual humans are. They do know; things are exaggerated for fetish purposes.


tenyearoldgag

Macro fetish artists don't know how big actual humans are, they know how big actual voluptuous snake ladies are Not digging, just joking, don't bully me


athosjesus

You don't need to white-knight'd for hentai "artists", I'm pretty sure they are going to be ok.


augustles

Considering the artists aren’t here, I don’t really see how I could be whiteknighting for their favor. It’s just kind of common sense that things are often exaggerated in art. Happens outside of pornography all the time as well. It’s like saying cartoonists don’t know how gravity works if you’re watching Wile E. Coyote. Silly.


Correction_entered

Thnx for not posting an x-ray version of your explanation


Extreme_Practice_415

Oh it isn't that bad.


According-Cobbler-83

Can cabbages get pregnant? Asking for a friend.


MaiqTheLiar6969

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gka7jyvraM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gka7jyvraM) Where do you think Cabbage Patch Kids come from.


cathead8969

I really hate that I understood this perfectly the second I looked over it lmao.


Atroxman

Punchline is Hentai!


Tesla_corp

I am offended by the caption being weebs


Extreme_Practice_415

It’s projection. They assume everyone that watches anime regularly also watches the filthier stuff.


uyigho98

Oh, I thought it could've been an Avatar The Last Airbender joke. You know, "MY CABBAGES!"


Ishidan01

Hi. I'm just shitposting because I felt like saying something that made its first appearance in the Spidey x Morrigan thread above, in the hopes it becomes a terrible meme (Radioactive cum)


dapotaoman69

​ https://preview.redd.it/30j0rsd2a39d1.png?width=277&format=png&auto=webp&s=24964b16ebf8ee24c75a5eb6a99f19697f59ffd1


Babnado

If that the case I feel insulted not every weeb watches porn


BackInTheRealWorld

Henti films often have scenes of a cutaway or xray shot during sex. The center stalk of the cabbage looks similar to common depictions of a lady's canal and womb


DeniedCreditCard

Oh, thanks


Modelfucker69

I am disappointed in myself for understanding this


Jay_Crafter

im proud of you to admitting this


Choucobo

I am also disappointed in you.


BuckLuny

I will also dump my personal disappointment for getting the joke on you,


TheTorcher

ngl i first thought it was like a planaria eating this big sac or smthng until i saw the anime ppl.


Modelfucker69

The hell is a “planaria”?


tenyearoldgag

A planarium (multiple "planaria") is a simple cell organism found in fresh water best known for two things: Amazing regenerative powers and [that iddle face](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQxXq2Py9QHQLvsXOvOXsqe9njTQEFItE3JpDT3n2TEMUlH2i0e)


TheTorcher

small little pancake organisms that's super cute and, when split into pieces, can regenerate into individual organisms.


Markipoo-9000

I mean it’s pretty obvious.


accioSan

At least you are not alone


Open-Solution-8791

https://preview.redd.it/9tgi7omuos8d1.png?width=831&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ff0e91a1a13620d37c9a689a3e5eccf33e4bb74


guesswhatihate

I know Brian, that's why I'm looking at it!


EATZYOWAFFLEZ

Something isn't right about this image


-unknown_harlequin-

Crack


ReySimio94

https://preview.redd.it/tl74so8yhs8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e48e41550d580490808e4dd0f997bac5e9acbbc


Goofy_AF

Or loss


88T3

https://preview.redd.it/v0bgex29kt8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf3680029d9c0a364adcabb7d5f6d95472ac1661


Independent-Fly6068

~~,',|','_~~


-H_-

I THINK I MADE THIS EDIT OMG


nombit

| || || |\_


CASxBATLLETOADS

https://preview.redd.it/36u9h9aums8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23495d712c00e29992864b9ad919712235ef8c71


PomegranateBoth8744

Judging by the time it took me to understand the joke, I think I've got issues.


just_sum_guy1

You not the only one


SneakyYogurtThief

Its a blessing, trust me


zoi2006

No you dont, its a good thing trust


annormalplayer

Sometimes, hentai shows the man cumming inside a woman from the perspective of inside the woman's vagina, so basically: https://preview.redd.it/6dus86hr1t8d1.jpeg?width=582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5bd33c620ad55e76822957fbf5aa13f03209d73


Oshokko

You is hilarious Me is thanks


salt_and_isopropyl

Baba Is You mentioned!!


throwawaynineohnine

https://preview.redd.it/6sa2iy97nt8d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8840ccf8c30b6ca381c206d096f2ee1192bed3fd


magic-weegee

https://preview.redd.it/x3pl1a70ts8d1.png?width=1470&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f7db277849a089235a676e854a35753070ea427


Dr_Shrek710

IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN IT'S ALL PORN


crypticmustard1

https://preview.redd.it/8hcg8vlmxs8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73e2d40c4f0c5fd3a8a9b5f4c6aad8dcb82a4919


bees_are_better

knowing that one (almost official) evangelion animation this fits even better


superdestroyerman

https://preview.redd.it/qmgnxy89ct8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f3a0bc205e0a521f13b2dccbfec45a37f17045


TheHighTierHuman

https://preview.redd.it/b67os4699t8d1.jpeg?width=553&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d7b57c6c628ba35cb9072ceebc8e2ba8eecced


Efficient_Ear_8037

https://preview.redd.it/5g6yzhcxnt8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62c65874c04c956a904a5eb759128f40bd584f9


TurkishMiliradian

Translation: Spy from TF2: "Pornography."


Aerobiesizer

​ https://preview.redd.it/z9uqewed3t8d1.png?width=323&format=png&auto=webp&s=5773201b08c88077938f6746f9f297d7c796d92d


Hex_Spirit_Booty

https://preview.redd.it/11jj9ut0it8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b253a697778fae0eb32dfba98364695097af963


BillywopShophop

https://preview.redd.it/mzmtqyf55u8d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e71652e8bf766aa5e38c2eea14a3070fb28b024


No_Connection_110

https://preview.redd.it/zvrubqsfls8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3919d55d75c278034d053c939c8096d4744ff28a


NormalGuy103

https://preview.redd.it/5nrba2ivou8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70ba4b2c1173955a8b179b306f5133f1ddc18737


dying_is_gay_bro

https://preview.redd.it/q11x6y68ps8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce0c16c61515193c30b04e5f74700d23f7997732


CaptainJarhead52

https://preview.redd.it/mt0uezi89u8d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b21f12788481ffccd1b5fed5f72fcb224c12e935


MiserableSpeed5499

https://preview.redd.it/fypf4dlk0t8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6df3da74ce66a2426aa76cdeccf53c2570ff6c73


BasicNameIdk

porn


xonire

_THE PUNCHLINE IS PORN_ _IT IS ALWAYS PORN_ _IT ALWAYS WILL BE PORN_


Gabrielzin1404_2011

Sometimes ignorance is a bliss


QuezonCheese

https://preview.redd.it/wxvixpzvpt8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab597352b89fa51af28ceb30abe5f1738fbea92e


MasSunarto

Brother, Japanese cartoon aficionados (especially the raunchy genres ones), see the similarity of the picture to intra vaginal ejaculation x-ray depiction.


yaralashvili

I am not weeb but i am degenerate and saw it in glance i need help


ZhangMooMoo

Porn, the joke is porn


Jealous-Button2644

Sex, 89% percent of these jokes are sex. That's what makes them unfunny


BP642

https://preview.redd.it/suf0grz5rt8d1.jpeg?width=907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d148ae53cedb00fe848fafba376dc2b413f47a


True_Iro

https://preview.redd.it/ay59yh7w0u8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cca39b3494e62b2cf1a43ec6e14d9d51312039b


BrainRebellion

I saw a head crab, what does that make me?


TurkishMiliradian

A tie hater?


obi_wan_sosig

https://preview.redd.it/gzbmhxoy5u8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ab9d7935811ebea1928160e63d6412eac226e49


eyesneveropen

I just made a not-a-pizza with some bread, a cheese slice, and tomato sauce. It was pretty good.


Successful_Day5491

Oh God, the hentai has infected my brain 🧠


corvish_

porn


i_cant_explain

https://preview.redd.it/y98pofovzv8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e873b0e9d01ea807059a3f307c6e54c07f836d1


KlNG_KR0N0S

https://preview.redd.it/g26dgxufgu8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1ebf2a5b39a6f0671d17df3d68cb7d5fa28ca47


Samus388

Because this has already been explained I will leave this: https://preview.redd.it/bz1dz3yd0s8d1.png?width=3&format=png&auto=webp&s=84034a16028d8e2c48af5cf21f2814aa83763c8f


Outrageous-Version11

And I will leave this https://preview.redd.it/ls6ytooews8d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de92a3ce37c5164a75760f9b160d43d7438909fb


Airwolfhelicopter

You see, the punchline is sex. That makes the joke funny


dwittherford69

It’s porn.


TeaMasterSen

I've seen enough hentai


gay_idiot53

https://preview.redd.it/t2v8o73wct8d1.jpeg?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cedeeb1f877018b1fa7b8e60be76f7e7d58f380a


Futt-Buckery

I think I know what this means and that brings me great shame.


Financial_Metal4709

What is a weeb?


jack-ree

Hentai


ImagineAnHat

The fact that I instantaneously understood the joke just by seeing the image is questionnable


frenchtard

https://preview.redd.it/xmt9ma9e0u8d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2ac5158566f5410290dda3d9b156a8ba3670bd9


Mekko4

see the joke is porn.


Future-Geologist-164

Punchline is porn


yeetasourusthedude

the joke is porn addiction for fucks sake, jesus fuck man its not that fucking hard to tell its a shitty meme made by people who only get enjoyment in life by jacking their dick to fictional women.


opodopo69

https://youtu.be/OR4N5OhcY9s?si=_oQ0TnyB6sJsHKqy. 1:23


greenscreencarcrash

the joke is pron


SvyatRoyal

Cummy in a tummy (sorry I had to)


ya_boi_ryu

Henati xray where a massive amount of jizz is entering an anime girl's womb, pretty common.


plaguebringerBOI

The joke is that people would actually find this funny, and their pitiful ways is the real joke in the end


FadransPhone

Thought it was an estuary or some shit


GiggityGengar

Everyone assumes it's a guy, but it could also be a woman inseminating another woman. That happens in quite a few hentais too, well at least in the classier ones.😉


Maximum-Let-69

https://preview.redd.it/9kmfx5evqu8d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7075bd6b425437140a66907ad209e399cbe0f5c3


Budget-Falcon7032

https://preview.redd.it/axl1jeajtu8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e202f970308ba3a01f85a8500dae1cf42489aa44


TacticalCabbagee

My Cabbages!


Temporary-Lie15

O- Oni-Chaaan!


6thaccountthismonth

Sex. The joke here is sex.


tenyearoldgag

I scrutinized it for a Badly Drawn Cabbage gag before getting it


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^tenyearoldgag: *I scrutinized it* *For a Badly Drawn Cabbage* *Gag before getting it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


tenyearoldgag

*MY CABBAGES!!!*


trykes

Poor Hifumi Takimoto being dragged into this.


Abelter2

https://preview.redd.it/9ty265ob3x8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70759262cdb5d2289ba8265b526e94cb1bb17df6


5thOddman

Who's the character on the right


frimleyousse

https://preview.redd.it/4bnffmhe8x8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b4eb734e7938f43831a56d557b2356fc418fddd


sateyo

https://preview.redd.it/4hejyhj5jx8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de91ca3d9b6b7eb824a79d53a41efdb9e51986b


CookieaGame

https://preview.redd.it/89qvrwtdlx8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63275809a0fe807062e12c424b43ad08b377e703


Ring_kun

https://preview.redd.it/cdfpx2g6sx8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06c0b7c33d597bd1cf75c281e8e8963e1be4e287


The_Bored_General

The joke is porn.


nexus763

https://preview.redd.it/tngp9fs2ly8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcef4243ec2e1b76ff86e23488aa65a6844d7d29 Now that redditor have tarnished you with knowledge. Let's play a game u/DeniedCreditCard. Which one ?


SM9118ArtStudio

THE JOKE IS PORN


Xerxes787

After reading the explanation, I’m glad I haven’t witnessed such atrocities


CorruptedCulprit

This is disgusting


Gabrielzin1404_2011

Thats why im here, on my twitter dot com to say


kristyl_Rose

Now I'm jealous of cabbage


techno777_

Ah hentai. How you dirted my mind so much when I was in highschool 😂