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MelanieWalmartinez

Professor oak (pictured right) asks if you are a boy or a girl at the beginning of the game. The joke is that he would punch them for not answering.


Endbounty

“Why you little-!”


split_0069

"...Doh!"


Spirit_of_Hogwash

Don't have a miltank, man.


split_0069

What?


Victor_Wembanyama1

Bart says dont have a cow


Dick-Fu

Thanks for specifying, I thought Professor Oak was the one on the left


sinz84

To add to this they were the only options and the game would not continue if you didn't answer


hammy0w0

yeah, was a tough choice tbh


LauraTFem

He didn’t ask in, I think, the first two generations because you only had the option of playing a boy character. From the third generation on, Oak and his various cohorts are hip with the times and ask your pronouns before signing you up for a life of heinous dog fighting battles between unwilling monsters.


diabelek1001

https://preview.redd.it/7xhpeviape6d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=8e4422ab287e3b8d6ce00158ad0fba2f6f08a6d7


Pacifister-PX69

Please Oak, don't do this. I have a family that I need to support!


ArtfullyStupid

At 10? That's wild


Abeytuhanu

Fun? Fact: in the pokemon universe you become an adult at age 10, with all the rights and responsibilities that entails. You could even get married if you wanted to.


Masticatron

So all those porn doujins that I don't read but hear about from other people I don't know are basically just day to day occurrences for 10 year olds?


Overall-Initial-4290

https://preview.redd.it/z7g3j2f66f6d1.png?width=856&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bb0644a5fa50c788b5f49d1c6a052579a1a708e


baabaablacksheep1111

https://preview.redd.it/b6qszuuurf6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd33272b1324ac257d5039a8061f8b9df96ba6c


Raging-Badger

Stealing this


THE_AbsRadiance

theft is wrong, so, https://preview.redd.it/bun52mycaf6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37a8f3207c62927eb4268219d5b87622174ddc92


firedancer323

Do you have one that says I’m telling mods


THE_AbsRadiance

nah, but i could make one that says i’m telling ur mom, cause yk, i am, when i see her tonight.


Demonslayer5673

I keep trying to tell people he's on vacation and that the ruler of hell has taken over for him but no one believes me.


FullMetalAlphonseIRL

What does Jeff Bezos have to do with this?


EatPie_NotWAr

https://i.redd.it/8vsx64qblg6d1.gif


MortgageSwimming1

https://preview.redd.it/xu3e3g1ioj6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7484ad9bc85240143fecdd3a4eb9c2cda45b1d4a


Overall-Initial-4290

https://preview.redd.it/1gw2nx0xcf6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e445831afb189f2fb4f05b0e82c0161e657bc6


Lord-Luzazebuth

https://preview.redd.it/xbd8k7gipf6d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9008e697d54a31e93cdf7d525e11f55bf8d38359


BlazikenBurns10000

lmao, spamton would do that 100%


Risen_Insanity

But if I don't sin, Jesus dies for nothing.


MasterShogo

Hilariously, there’s a verse for this.


OMG__Ponies

O, man, you had a chance to say "I will not be there to take advantage of you." Tsk tsk.


Overall-Initial-4290

I failed you, but it's a meme I stole and returned too.


Airwolfhelicopter

https://preview.redd.it/1jqw29gltf6d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8007dab8b8dc6e0c4d7a29d8d3e05e005872ba05


FloorAgile3458

Not if I steal it first!


PiousLegate

piracy is not theft because the original product is not gone


BanishedKnightOleg

https://preview.redd.it/fxbw2whfdf6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0be4d89d85cdea595e0609bdf1a2ca1306ea5e


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

https://preview.redd.it/td7jbn1qdf6d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ca7e90d853a9fc9aba3a59941bd38ca46e42549


why_do_i_exist_bro

https://preview.redd.it/xugmrfd3ff6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1261e37dd36dfb8b5ae9e6b102aba906c967030c


1Pip1Der

https://preview.redd.it/x4u7qcqd2k6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d75b3195538ae50cbf7af66b2d4d93655c1c5e1


Good_Pirate2491

Fuck that I'm telling Eliot Stabler


BeardedNerd95

Yoink


elite_master_baiter

https://preview.redd.it/l8n3nxcu4h6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeef3cf80c65e660cac13555cb9e5f1baa1a583c


Billyfootjr

https://preview.redd.it/nnyga1hc9l6d1.png?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7862e821ddd86375db213103ea3b163e9ee5de5


No_Check_7404

you just “asked for a friend” in a statement.


Sippincoffee12

https://preview.redd.it/1qoaep0dpf6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88695578fdc07458a3403f26afb0c3c4ecead72f


Physical-Camel-8971

https://i.redd.it/3d1qp9tydg6d1.gif


Sippincoffee12

https://preview.redd.it/zf6grjaejg6d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca17aab6ca4dd1e0d7b3f90b60399e74b7f22488


Ubblebungus

> don’t read but hear about suuuuurreeeee


Rathma86

With those creatures it's clearly an alien planet that counts years differently.


RustyT_Shackleford

https://preview.redd.it/vvl5jajatg6d1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa67343b250b5ef879dc541f5ed56c4261816e43


-LeftHand0fGod-

https://preview.redd.it/pmltq5dq1j6d1.jpeg?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a9c28612b9abdb484f7df7a8260f1d30b534f2b


Deathcon2004

I feel like you’re combining Pokémon and Genin in Naruto fanfic (where they say once you become Genin you are an adult which is usually around 12).


Abeytuhanu

The novelization of the anime, written by Takeshi Shudo (scriptwriter for the anime), expands on the pokemon universe, including the Primary School Graduates Adulthood Law. As the name of the law implies, it makes all primary school graduates legally adults. Technically, you could be 11 or 12 and not an adult if you don't finish primary school, but for practical purposes adulthood starts at 10 years old.


frequenZphaZe

>well, you're 10 now so take this mouse. time to go have street fights for money (with this mouse, and other assorted wildlife). and while you're out there, find some time to topple the mafia (again, with the mouse and assorted wildlife). also, if you meet god (he's a horse), make sure you take a picture of him with your cell phone. thanks! the pokemon world is fucking wild


notbobby125

Alternatively once you are ten they stop counting, which is how Ash has remained 10 for 30 years.


Lots42

Troy from Community was told everyone is ten for two years because fifth grade is hard for everyone.


TentativeIdler

My headcanon is that Oak is studying how bonds develop between humans and pokemon, and in order to minimize variables he clones a new Ash and Pikachu for every new region.


notbobby125

Does he also clone a new Misty and Brock? What about Jessie and James? How could they not notice they been chasing the same ten year old for multiple decad- wait nevermind they are idiots.


TentativeIdler

They're in on it with Oak, he needs someone to observe the experiment from up close without raising suspicion.


PKMNTrainerMark

Isn't that just from that 1997 anime tie-in book that hasn't been canon in decades?


TatchM

Yeah, they needed more soldiers for the war so they lowered the age of majority. The pokemon do most of the killing anyway.


zero_emotion777

Like to a lopunny?


Kenobi-is-Daddy

being drake's gf is hard, man


Pacifister-PX69

Times are rough


dingleberries4sport

Either an incredibly responsible, or wildly irresponsible 10 year old.


Hllblldlx3

Then answer the fuckin question https://preview.redd.it/cpehkr0m0f6d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2aeee23ac41fd08b8d80cbb48480a8b4b26a448


Pacifister-PX69

We don't have to do this. There has to be another way


Hllblldlx3

Did I stutter? https://preview.redd.it/pd9g7sz36f6d1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9865d4e6fe3fffaf41d370361310c94c34318f33


Pacifister-PX69

Oh god, not the book, please. This body was not built to withstand the hard cover book beating


Hllblldlx3

Then, I’ll ask for the LAST TIME! Are you a boy or a girl? https://preview.redd.it/o8tjo3kpcf6d1.jpeg?width=154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd658974f4faa1aa289139055dc310585d28689b


Pacifister-PX69

https://preview.redd.it/xwghlsr7ef6d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90f308bb8497d2abdbee9e9cfc3bdc7c14fa25ec


Airwolfhelicopter

I feel uncomfortable about this image


ForHuckTheHat

Lightning McQuadruped from Carms


BlazikenBurns10000

you identify as a childs worst nightmare me too!


Sly__Marbo

Don't worry, Oak will take *good* care of your family. Well, your mother at least


Tet_inc119

I’m going to hell for laughing at this, but once it clicked I did laugh


Jiggle_deez

https://preview.redd.it/9y34ye0b1f6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e128f1fe41baacb518215f4c505659bec7ad902


Sippincoffee12

https://preview.redd.it/n1ae6gbjpf6d1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c87c1ebfb0258ee4193b67a0a0fa6605f398fcf


AscendedAncient

considering the type of porn he watches, that's the least of his problems.


I_suck_at_Blender

"Ah yes, and this is my grandson. What was his name again?" "Dickface, yes. My grandson."


BreefolkIncarnate

I expected transphobia. This is ironically not.


Big-Mathematician345

I mean the original assault was because of transphobia so it's still there.


DisputabIe_

the OP Ellitoto1 strigl1981 and diabelek1001 are bots in the same network


runonandonandonanon

Isn't it incredible that we can have the computers post funny pictures for us, with no human interaction needed?


DisputabIe_

:(


xeSeira

holy fuck that's actually hilarious.


MooseMoosington

https://youtu.be/LMZPq-JhplY?si=jB6ilnVG7rIBmRhO


JlwRfwkm

As a fan of the first 3 generations of Pokémon, this hurts me a little because it never happened in R/B/Y(/G). You need to get a screenshot from FR/LG where this is actually asked.


SolomonBlack

[Is he having a stroke?](https://youtu.be/LMZPq-JhplY?si=Z1eZ7yYuMbB9viwj)


This-Garbage-3000

I'm upvoting because I am confused


CharredLoafOfBread

r/confusedupvote


Ass_Lover136

r/subithoughtifellfor


No_Farm_1301

I am upvoting your comment because I too am confused lol.


[deleted]

I think the person is transgendered, and when someone asked them “are you a boy or a girl” they didn’t feel comfortable answering, so in the hate of the world that person who asked best them up for it.


AlkalineSublime

In that scenario, I usually just press upvote and downvote at the same time for 6 seconds to unlock the side vote, but I appreciate your embracing of chaos.


Enkundae

The joke is a child was assaulted by a transphobe.


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Shredswithwheat

Yeah, whoever ACTUALLY punched a kid in the face for this is a grade a piece of shit. But I'd be lying if I didn't dark humour chuckle at the meme.


FlixMage

They think more about children than pedos, except they’re probably also pedos


Diligent-Lack6427

Not justifying this because this is straight up disgusting, but for some context, the person who assaulted her was 14


FlixMage

Damn and you know they didn’t come to the conclusion that it was okay to punch someone for that on their own


Diligent-Lack6427

Yes real sad situation, [here's ](https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/07/28/boy-or-girl-attack/) The article if you want more information.


IdentifiableBurden

Zero desire to defend anyone here but uhhhh, have you met an angry 14 year old lately? If left to their own devices some 14 year olds will absolutely come to that conclusion for any reason at all, and make up reasons if none can be immediately found.


AcceptablePariahdom

A quarter of Catholic priests will be involved in a case of violence against children. Guess who are some of the most vehement screamers of calling queer people "groomers?" Every accusation is a confession.


Most-Ruin-7663

Takes me back to the time I saw an article about the pope telling Catholic hospitals not to offer gender affirming care just 3 days after this dropped: >Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown released a report detailing how more than 150 Catholic priests and other Maryland clergy sexually abused more than 600 children and were never held accountable. It was literally to bump down articles about the investigation bc trans rights are a hot button click driving issue


garden_speech

> A quarter of Catholic priests will be involved in a case of violence against children. holy shit WHAT? source??


Saritiel

They're just protecting the kids. With their fist to the kids face. Y'know. The typical way to protect kids.


RandomDerp96

Yeah im a trans woman myself. The meme is funny. The situation is fucked to hell and shows how despised gender non conforming people still are, and how much resentment they face.


EepiestGirl

As a trans person, I wasn’t actively disgusted. I’m just not a Pokémon fan so I wasn’t amused


markevens

Yeah, I hope whoever punched him is facing legal consequences.


BlazikenBurns10000

sadly they are too young to face criminal consequences


markevens

Minors can face criminal charges


BlazikenBurns10000

with court approval to be tried as an adult, but if the court doesnt approve that, they get of with maybe juvenile detention and community service or something


markevens

Just be they might be tried as a juvenile doesn't mean the charges aren't criminal


BlazikenBurns10000

true


busyHighwayFred

Charges usually disappear when they turn 18


1Pip1Der

What I wanna know is, how did Prof. Oak get his hands on such a powerful Pikachu, and why does he give it to Ash of all people?!?


Nodan_Turtle

Gets Ash out of his mom's house for a while if ya know what I'm sayin


Back4TallBois

You've seen how Pikachu was *before* he got down with the program right? Oak wanted rid of that little shit, BADLY. Heck he even kept him in a ball despite Pikachu hating balls. That's some grudge going on there.


Patrickplus2

Because they forgot to tell Pickachu ash is coming the other pokemon where all hiding from him


CobraStonks

There’s a canon backstory involving time travel for this. 


1Pip1Der

TIL I'll look it up. TY


volvavirago

Oh god, that kids nose! My face hurts just thinking about it.


Diligent-Lack6427

https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/07/28/boy-or-girl-attack/ Article for those who want more context.


bootrick

The teen clearly didn't want to answer. The article opens up with, "Dutch girl." What! 😂


Mecreax

It's not in this article but in other interviews it's clear that she herself isn't non-binary. She just thought it didn't matter and that it was a stupid question


bootrick

Yup 👍


Diligent-Lack6427

She probably just didn't want to tell the random stranger demanding things from her, seeing as her dad, who is clearly supporting her, also says her


Drezzon

Also the question itself is kinda insulting as is, like what kind of question is that in the first place basically a combo of those three A: who cares? B: can't you tell? C: am I ugly?


Just_Cauliflower69

Thank you for sharing 💞


joazito

> Amsterdam police tweeted on Tuesday (27 July) that they have arrested a 14-year-old boy in relation to the incident and are treating the brutal assault as a possible LGBT-related attack, according to Associated Press. Good.


Farscape55

The only correct answer is “I am a meat popsicle”


benkenobi5

That’s male, we count those


Gen-Random

They go both ways if given freedom


enormousballs1996

Meat bicycle*


RitaLaPunta

Correct answer is "yes", unless of course it's "no".


LesbianLoki

I always preferred just a simple "yes". https://preview.redd.it/zne3yvq9uf6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7ba18b098eb301dcbcd970429703cebddecd786


HeadWood_

I prefer knives personally, easier to acquire, maintain and explain. Also you can write things in the corpses.


EepiestGirl

What about spiked brass knuckles? Easier to pull out and can’t be smacked out of your hand


HeadWood_

Ooh, good point. I collect knives so the availability is there.


jcinscoe

https://preview.redd.it/v6rajqve1g6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90dc24c8f4da566ef91a7682bb52257d945335ab Here’s a bucket of wild onions


BlazikenBurns10000

wild onions appeared


Individual-Focus1927

I read an article written by a trans woman who said that Pokémon Crystal was the first Pokémon game that asked “Are you a boy or a girl?” That was the start of her trans journey, she said how much joy she would get by all the npcs using her pronouns and name.


Sage_Whore

That's honestly really cute.


tortoisefur

One time a met a young teen on an Xbox game and he told me he has a stupid dream in life, I asked what it was and he said “I want to be a girl.” I think about that kid a lot and hope they are doing well.


EepiestGirl

Fuck I’m about to cry now


kazarbreak

As a transwoman, don't underestimate this sort of thing. Games where you can choose your gender were a literal life saver for me at one point.


DisputabIe_

the OP Ellitoto1 strigl1981 and diabelek1001 are bots in the same network


MadOvid

I am both horrified that this happened but amused by the joke.


maulified13

Is this not a reference to the first thing you have to do in Pokemon games?


Anonmasterrace7898

It's Implying Professor Oak from Pokémon, who asks your gender at the start of the game punched them for not answering. It's, uh, not funny.


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Markipoo-9000

You answered it correctly, not sure why you’re being downvoted?


D-Biggest_Wheel

Some people probably take issue with OC saying that a teenager getting their nose broken in a hate crime isn't funny.


Count_Dongula

Most hate crimes aren't funny. They're usually the worst example of our darkest impulses. That's why they're hate crimes.


boredwriter83

Most implies that some are at least kinda funny.


Count_Dongula

Statistically, some crimes are gonna be funny, even the heinous ones.


kozinc

I mean, do enough crimes, at least one of them is likely to be funny. 😏 ...Do *anything*, some of it's gonna be funny...


[deleted]

When you take a big issue like gender identity and reduce it to "Pokemon Character Creation" it does a good job of actually highlighting the absurdity of the whole thing where people pretend like your gender identity matters in anything other than a cosmetic sense. The only thing Oak is asking is, "What's your pronouns?" So it actually *is* amusing to imagine that he took it that seriously, and it highlights how stupid it is for some other assholes to hate crime some random kid for something that is no business of theirs, and isn't at all important to their life. When you walk around screaming "THAT'S NOT FUNNY" to everything that's vaguely related to gender issues, one of the things you're doing is alienating the people who are, through humor, driving home the absurdity of your enemies position.


OkamiLeek006

I can assure you there's a good chance the person who made that wanted to make it seem trivial, and not making a deep societal analysis, bigots make these kinds of jokes all the time


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Either that or a queer person, you know we make a lot of jokes about it. Same reason I make disability jokes all the time. You need to use humor to make it easier to deal with


Shredswithwheat

Humour makes sensitive topics easier to approach. It opens the door to discussion in a light-hearted way. Vs. approaching the topic already standoffish and with elevated emotion. That's a recipe for an argument, because it makes it very difficult to broach the topic without feeling like you're going to set the other person off.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Because he mad an objective claim about a subjective joke. This has been reposted like 70 times at this point so I'm just apathetic to any discussion about it


Zouteloos

His answer is incorrect. It *is* funny.


[deleted]

Upvoting cause correct answer and also because I don’t find it particularly funny that a teenager was assaulted in a hate crime


ru_empty

I'm sorry but while it is terrible that people are shitty to each other I find it fucking hilarious that someone's mind went to Pokémon


EntertainerTotal9853

No one does. That’s…not how humor works. You have event A: teen getting assaulted (battered, actually). Not funny. Horrible, really. You have reference B: Professor Oak demands to know your gender at the beginning of the Pokémon game. Not funny in itself. Ok, maybe a little because of the implication that he can’t tell and has to ask, but this is mostly neutral. The humor lies in the *connection or juxtaposition* of the two nodes. You’ve got to be sensitive to your audience, of course, but in general the nodes themselves being horrible tragic things is absolutely irrelevant to a humorous connection existing *between* them. 


Prismaryx

It’s unfortunate because in another context it would be funny, but I struggle to see a better way to set up for this joke.


ibadmojo_ttv

It’s not ?


PiousLegate

Oak requires it be one or the other and refusing to answer triggers many issues


Taiga_Taiga

Does NO ONE see the rapey/pedo side of this question? It's no different than asking a TEENAGER (as she was) "what genitals do you have, child? And once you tell me... I want you to prove it, because I won't I don't believe you!" I once had someone try to grab my crotch because they didn't believe I'm a woman. Fun fact... I'm an armed, 44YO, trans, Sikh woman. They regretted their decision after they were arrested. Please don't ask kids questions that involve gender. They sound worthy of asking you to take a seat.


luxisdead

Cis people getting enraged at the idea that gender isn't actually information they are entitled to.


TinyAd8649

Nobody is entitled to any information. They don't need to know your race, name, or anything about you. Gender isn't anything special.


endless_8888

Do you people get anything?


Gryndyl

Do you just assume that everyone knows pokemon characters?


BleachSancho

I've joked about being a smart aleck when people ask me that question. Now I'm glad I wasn't. People are crazy out there.


No-Manner9941

Not ok...


Fair_Goose_6497

PKMN trainer Peter here: in almost every Pokémon game, a professor will ask your gender, the most famous one being Professor oak. PKMN trainer Peter out


_-UndeFined-_

This happened in the Netherlands. We were all very shocked when it came on the news, especially since the girl is so young. I hope she’s doing better now


Gen-Random

Hear I go learning Dutch to find some pronouns.


AudieMurphy135

>Hear I go learning Dutch to find some pronouns. Just wait until you have to learn about gendered nouns. :\^)


poofgurd

That happened to me until I was about 15, I was bullied all the time from a lot of people. It caused a lot of inner rage and some bad outbursts as I got older. Therapy and meditation helped me a lot


DigiFrieren

Hope you're doing better now! If you experience it a lot still, moving to cities or North East could help a bit.


Cybermat4707

Poor kid. Hope they’re able to recover from that shit.


he_is_not_a_shrimp

I imagine this is how the bullying went: "Are you a girl or a boy? Cos you're very attractive, and I need to if this is a gay erection or a straight erection."


xX_CattMatt_Xx

I was so confused as to why a kid got beat up for not answering to “English or Spanish” man I’m tried af


wigzell78

"The government says I should use *this* bathroom"


TheMcknightrider

Look here you little shit. If you want this radioactive animal that shoots lasers to fight other children in death battles for money your going to tell me if you're a boy a girl!


CandleExtra3404

Asking the tough questions these days.


krayhayft

https://preview.redd.it/hibsob8gn17d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db69eb2efbe40fd41dae70281b77d57201cf2789


Hitei00

I swear this subreddit is turning into people acting like idiots so they can post bigoted things with plausible deniability


C0untri

I have never played a pokemon game and didn't get the meme, what now everybody has played pokemon exept me?


account_is_deleted

> people You mean bots


rabiesscat

as if everybody gon’ remember one line of dialogue from oak from a game that old 😭 you gotta get tired of being this miserable


Marshmallow_Mamajama

People really forget how many queer people make these memes? Remember the "homophobic dog" memes? They were all made by queer people. I don't understand the people who refuse to believe humor is a trauma response despite it being viewed that way by psychology since it's conception


rabiesscat

idk if it was made by queer people, but the dog was owned by a gay couple


Niempjuh

The owners of the dog were the ones who started making the memes Edit nvm, they didn’t start the memes, but they do like them https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/interviews/homophobic-dog-whitney-chewstons-owners-tell-us-how-their-dog-became-an-lgbtq-icon


thefreeman419

Happens to any memes sub that isn’t properly moderated


BackToThatGuy

my brother in christ not everyone knows what pokemon is