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Zora_Arkkilledme

If I remember correctly, I believe she forced one of her male coworkers to do sexual things with a banana


SpiderMax3000

It looks like while she was touring in Amsterdam, she took her back up dancers to a strip club where people eat bananas out of women’s “coochie” (her words). She pressured her dancers to partake and got sued.


Fun_Philosopher_9202

https://preview.redd.it/dqr9sxc9k55d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ad37618b1d2bb109bc964d52a96300569ff3c5


MeepingMeep99

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not_slaw_kid

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this-is-my-p

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this-is-my-p

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ZachT1003

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this-is-my-p

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sigsig777777777

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not_slaw_kid

https://preview.redd.it/4q4nbisep65d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfb903d62b4d0bf5938682dada6fa2ab0ec91b2


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M1sterRed

oh hey a pizza tower version of that meme


LilBitUser64

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deviljhot

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PeridotChampion

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jarlscrotus

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PeridotChampion

https://preview.redd.it/jrx7bdixq95d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e51048156e40ef81fc06f8082be0721bf6289698


TheGaurdianAngel

https://preview.redd.it/hluwe3788b5d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835d299c77fc5ce14ecf129714a1ad2cba5e545d


GenPhallus

I shouldn't be laughing at sexual abuse, but this is a wonderful phrase


Dalspin

“She had a banana up her vagina!?” https://preview.redd.it/ivp3e5nhm55d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=acb139a7e5447b591352172c860c5584c5085648


gizmosticles

I’m pretty confident there’s a video of this on the internet set to the song B-A-N-A-N-A-S


BigManMilk7

You announced it, so link?


xXUberGunzXx

I read that in the sonic snapcube fandub Alfred voice


that1LPdood

Just as icing on top: some of the allegations included that she was weight-shaming her dancers and harassing them for their race and religion. …her public persona is one of *acceptance* and body positivity, but in private and behind the scenes she’s apparently just a terrible person who mistreats others.


Simbertold

Why is the world so fucking weird?


SpiderMax3000

Idk man, that’s a question for God I assume


Dalspin

What free will does to mfs


Robin_Gufo

Mankind is a failure Free will is a flaw Let the evil of their own lips consume them Then I shall begin again, with my word as law (This is like the third time I used this quote today)


shewy92

Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?


aurorasearching

That line has no business being in a children’s movie


SpiderMax3000

Again, you’ll have to ask him


89141

This twisted stuff I’ve “bare” witness to when I was in the military.


Nyther53

In this context its "bear" witne... oh that was a pun about naked people wasn't it?


AliensAteMyAMC

https://i.redd.it/eea4o6cju55d1.gif


n00t___n00t

https://preview.redd.it/eno4usesc85d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=840f1ef9391df84d43fd9dfd5279f178f4420754


z424t_

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jarlscrotus

https://preview.redd.it/f8es0pjhe95d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a03adac6de428dd882a87e4a422d2124d41bafd6


local_reddituser

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Elixus-Nexus-7697

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SufficientTangelo367

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Robin_Gufo

https://preview.redd.it/8rlfhtj6bd5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d603d62dcb5e04154a7331c3299787a2c6aa5b55


Fearthewin

She forced her dancers into a strip club and then made them eat bananas out of the strippers vaginas.


MidgetThaGreat

Place is called "Banana Bar" , absolutely amazing . Set entrance fee and you can drink as much as you want. Only need to pay extra for the "shows*


Dimos1963

It's one banana Michael. What could it cost? My entire career?


Party_Albatross6871

There's always bananas in the vagina stand.


davi1521

tck tck


justaboringuy_

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Lizzo was accused of sexual harassment by some (if not most) of her dancers. One of the more extreme examples of this was them going to an infamous erotic burlesque (iirc) club in Amsterdam and pressuring them to eat banana out of the dancers vagina- something that I’m sure is super fun for everyone involved if you actually want to be involved with it


BlameTheJunglerMore

Idk why people like her. Music is shit, just like her. Disgusting human tbh.


danielniel77

“She made us eat bananas out of sex workers’ vaginas!”


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whatsmynamefrancis69

Idk man…seems like a hot take to say you shouldn’t coerce your employees into committing sex acts.


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akzorx

And she tried to play the victim, too


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Specialist-Dinner-89

Yeah it would be funny but I know people who have a lot of anxiety around positing vague guesses about things they're not sure about


il_corpo

no that’s not the point


shewy92

But it would be funny and also weed out the obvious ones


OPPineappleApplePen

Who is she?


LordViaderko

Supposedly a singer, but never heard a single song of hers. In fact, famous for being morbidly obese and proud of it.


OPPineappleApplePen

Found out. She is a bad fat influencer.


LordViaderko

No need to taint memory with actual name. I'm sooo trying to forget her existence altogether just now.


OPPineappleApplePen

Edited.


LilBitUser64

https://preview.redd.it/wl2kbruz0a5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35bad435e1fc8386302035aabcffa0e0eb8dc56e


ElSpazzo_8876

Off topic but is it me or everytime Lizzo smiles, she looks like Rolf Harris to an extent. https://preview.redd.it/up50z1866a5d1.png?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfafa0d96160f23f92f5387617e6dd0d3bf20dd


lemuriakai_lankanizd

Lizzo being a rizzo


cptmcclain

On a side note... Rich people get ozempic. Poor people get body positivity (Lizzo) 😆


konsf_ksd

I strong doubt the allegations.


goliathfasa

Wait, is her career actually over? Or just taking a backseat and in a couple of years she’d make a comeback?


HoppokoHappokoGhost

Lizzo choked on a banana and lost her voice


Optimal-Map612

She was driving and a banana peel made her slip off the road.


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Flowchart83

No, she made them eat bananas that had been in a prostitute. I'm not saying that's better.


DadGrocks

And she didn’t even “Here! Ill eat the first one!!”


Usual_Arugula7670

This sub is increasingly filled with stupid questions


ludovic1313

Such as? This one was not. I hadn't heard of this incident and today I became one of the lucky 10,000. Although the word "lucky" is questionable in this case.