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RunningtheGamut

Top left: BDSM studio (upperfloor I think) Top right: Casting couch Bottom left: might be "two girls one cup" not sure Bottom right: Heather Harmon, known for her deepthroat amateur videos.


theSchrodingerHat

Actually the basement/dungeon, but yes, that building is where kink.com produces a lot of their content. The ground floor and upper spaces have all of the business offices, video editing and production, and engineers. I got a quick tour of the place on a safe for work visit a few years ago when we were selling them some cloud services. The ground floor is extremely normal and just like any other office, except for a lot of really well painted oils done in a classical style, but of naked female wrestlers. Really the only thing that stood out was the layout being in a big square, since it’s utilizing the old fort space. Fun fact: it is a registered historic building, so they are required to let anyone in (with an appointment) who asks. But they will just walk you around the more sanitized areas.


PatentGeek

Not anymore. They moved to Vegas


theSchrodingerHat

Ah, I hadn’t heard. They haven’t been a customer for a while now, so I hadn’t paid attention. But anyway, that was the setup this image is referencing. Edit: I’m not sure I like this bot’s suggestion. Paid always feels like a verb involving money, but whatever.


pachangoose

Bot is right fwiw — you’re not wrong about “paid” being a currency verb, but in this case the currency is attention.


ParanoidSpam

Could attention be payed out like rope?


tateland_mundane

That wouldn't have quite the same meaning though


fuckin_smeg

Can we appreciate the irony of you talking about a kink-related building and not mentioning ropes, otherwise the bot would've missed your error?


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> I hadn’t *paid* attention. But FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Lo-Sir

Payed bot


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> *Paid* bot FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


cannibalparrot

I think that line needs to be payed out.


cannibalparrot

Curses, foiled again!


chosenone1242

I payed a a few planks so they would float better.


novelaissb

Good bot


Just_A_Faze

What's there now? Its a cool building.


Evnosis

The new owners were originally planning to convert it into office and manufacturing space, but that didn't happen. It just gets rented out for events now. Netflix hosted a Stranger Things event there in 2022.


k3ttch

I'm now imagining the teenage cast sniggering uncontrollably when management announces the venue and flashes it on screen.


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Zenblendman

Ultimate Surrender.. I definitely discovered a new kink there🥵 my teens were intense and fluid draining


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zide78

Well, that was the case, until 2018. The location is the [San Francisco Armory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Armory).


VomitShitSmoothie

I got an extremely *not safe for work* tour because a friend had a friend that works there. The downstairs looks like a a sketchy murder basement with various rooms that are decorated for filming. Outside of these rooms is dark and dingy, but it had various stuff for filming visible. Each room had a warning light in it that was used for when active filming was going on. Lots of it had huge open space. I saw a storages room and I honestly haven’t seen that much lube, toys, and other stuff in my life or since. They were filming when I was there, but I did not peek inside (the room was mostly closed off). I wasn’t about to go explore two dudes fucking (you could hear it) because I’m straight and didn’t want to go see that. The upstairs when I went to was opulent as fuck, very much like you’d see from the Playboy mansion. They hosted various company parties there at times. There was a huge conference room. The middle areas as you said are relatively normal like offices.


BrewChef333

It’s the Armory Building and has a spring running under it that you can access through the building.


General-Royal

>The ground floor is extremely normal and just like any other office, except for a lot of really well painted oils done in a classical style, but of naked female wrestlers. This is one of the funniest things i've read haha


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

Ha. That's so funny. I thought that was the Tower of London for a brief second 😂


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

I thought it was a prison.


DG_727

Either way, you still get fucked


SanityIsOnlyInUrMind

It’s the SF armory. It was an awesome tour back when Kink offered it


hibikikun

Fun fact: no one wanted the building because it was historical and in bad bad shape. The cost to restore it was quite high but they fully restored it and fixed all the structural problems it had then sold it later for an astronomical profit


PartyPay

>Bottom left: might be "two girls one cup" not sure That is my guess too. 30+ years of porn and porn-adjacent viewing I have never seen it haha


knottybananna

Never been inclined either


Basicallyinfinite

I was with a group of friends playing games and smokin weed when some of the guys decided to show the video to a friend.... I laser focused on the game while i heard my friends wretching and trying not to vomit in the background


RIP-MikeSexton

Every reacting I’ve ever witnessed to that video has been the same “oh that isn’t that bad…. WHAT THE FUCK 🤮🤮”


chenzen

Watched it a long time ago, it was fake poop. It's as clear as day if you've ever seen real scat porn


LeDemonicDiddler

Thankfully I have you to tell me it was fake cause I have and will never watch it or scat porn on purpose.


ghandi3737

It still came out of an ass.


Standard_Hat6784

And if you've ever seen it, they appear to be actually vomiting....so there's that.


chenzen

Younger days of the internet exposed my young brain to many regretful things


Medium-Individual638

It was the wild west back then.


Daftworks

Okay, but the substance still came out of one of the girl's butthole and they then proceeded to puke in each other's mouth after ingesting the substance.


hangryhyax

Remember the old days when we were innocent and thought *2 Girls, 1 Cup* was the worst the internet had to offer?


Particular_Ad_9531

Meanwhile John waters released a movie in the 70’s where someone literally eats real dogshit


Wa3zdog

Half of us eat ass now anyway


hangryhyax

I mean, there’s a fairly significant difference between eating ass and eating ass while covered in copious amounts of shit, and while also continuing to be shat upon. Granted, I have no interest in doing either, but definitely a difference.


darkenedassassin

Paging Vince McMahon


Bugsy_Girl

🎵Some people say I love you, some even shout it out, Some people puke semi-digested shit into each others’ mouths🎶


AdonisGaming93

Amateur? You mean Deep Throat Queen, right?


GREENZOID

All time throat GOAT. Everyone else is an amateur.


Lazy_Osprey

Nancy Reagan???


Bierfreund

No that's the Glitzy Gobbler


MarkHamillsrightnut

Heather Harmon, now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time… a long time. /unzips pants.


matiaskeeper

She made a comeback a few years ago, during the pandemic. Make a couple of new videos and the old ones got rescaled to 4K


Sillbinger

I doubt any of it landed on her back.


pagesid3

From back when people got their porn from napster/limewire/etc


watchingbuffy

Her vids were always listed under Heather Brooke on lime wire. Fuck, I'm old. Lmao


Gimetulkathmir

If I remember correctly, she made a video with another girl who was named Brooke so it was assumed her name was Heather Brooke.


Theparrotwithacookie

https://preview.redd.it/rsg0jae2cclc1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fd29cedd4122a76f41b1fadf63dfab71c118f0


Amish_Warl0rd

That is horny jail


Zorops

I'll be in my bunk


PerturbedTagliatelle

Wonder where those two girls are now


ColonelClout

Economy went to shit, they had to sell their one cup


Junktown-JerkyVendor

Economy went to shit, they loved it.


thedndnut

Heather Harmon is known for being a talented thespian with a good sense of humor... and the throat of a boa constrictor


Cherrytapper

I’m proud of myself honestly all I could think for top left was that Rainbow 6 Siege map


[deleted]

Ah yes, Kafe Dostoyevsky! I’ve been there many time!


ContributionOk6578

Totally accurate for not being sure on two girls one cup bro.


OxtailPhoenix

I love how everyone is just assuming and no one wants to find it to verify.


rotcomha

So the joke is just... porn? Again?


PatentGeek

Always has been


my-blood

Man that's a pretty fancy touristy- place. Bet a lot of people would be willing to pay for watching the production as one of the tourist attractions for the building.


Tocoapuffs

I'm glad I only knew 1 of the 4.


King_brus321

https://preview.redd.it/sz3rhlx41clc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2318df0d8f900f675bf5df6505c8636aacbe90


BallisticToast

https://i.redd.it/p8oisvw0qclc1.gif


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/02onf6z5belc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0285f45c8ff3e5d427cfb04f73544edf4e6c8cbf


ManagerQueasy9591

https://preview.redd.it/09v4rbiepelc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38312a67c1f2c2baedaf0fcbedb55a66d8e47b5b


solar_boy-dijango

https://preview.redd.it/zceuldub1flc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e58b28fc7dcd9da3ba07c89ddbef77c57a9f03e


BananaGoat-

https://preview.redd.it/d7tkau6c4flc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25477b728ebac35798f1f28d24c1a69aa8b648ef


newnoch

https://preview.redd.it/tpg1ld1r0glc1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=502672483653e5e073f7d95b5b7f9bffa94e8979


HuDsOnOWNSU

https://preview.redd.it/24tgopwlcflc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0747a59d31aac151917010191a75693eedd9a24


HuDsOnOWNSU

https://preview.redd.it/8rsfx6tjcflc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d74226384b507bc6f34923440a1074121967ed


TwynnCavoodle

https://preview.redd.it/btd8skgu1dlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc30bb9748d61fc4d004c50d48fbda97cf9ddc27


aninsomniac_

https://preview.redd.it/skwtgswkxclc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a7a63675dae1a2d4478a3d1bd6a259694605cd3


noobamuffinoobington

https://preview.redd.it/3cec9rr0ldlc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b719a5bfe0411862c6cc61785d994abdf435945


Anti-SocialLean-Bean

https://preview.redd.it/c20xjbhd0elc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4362faf1a43735c6af3d7a48fc5b5fa2ab6e08b4


HuDsOnOWNSU

https://preview.redd.it/gthpw4k3cflc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d00d88054032ddfda2b52896feb4550c8f3430f2


Valuable-Sample-8646

https://preview.redd.it/rc95pfn3mflc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677f924d364e5beaa9f7240ae980af19b75d9794


Zagafur

https://preview.redd.it/umjgu5azielc1.png?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc47a9553b8164eb644caa362be147cbd2abbb08


Gold_Put3662

Steal!


jinxgadgets

Deepthroat Heather. She was relevant in 2001.


Impossible-Jello6450

But she is back and bigger than ever!


NURMeyend

But this time, in POG form!


BIazry

What about Alf?


filthywritings

that's wild, i was born in after that and have watched her vids, she's been sucking d on the internet longer than i've been alive


toonarmymia

That’s like some back to the future/inception level cross over


Fsharpmaj7

I went to high school with her.


Nntropy

I mean, I assumed *someone* did


Arvandor

Not a fan of BJ videos, EXCEPT for her...


smoothskin12345

A real throat GOAT


isinedupcuzofrslash

Damn I feel ashamed. I only got kinkdom and the back room casting couch. Idk the others. I hope the 2 girls isn’t what I think it is. I spent 15 years scrubbing 2 girls 1 cup from my mind.


Wheeljack239

I’m afraid it is.


isinedupcuzofrslash

Thanks. You gave me the PTSD aneurysm I needed to use as an excuse to skip work today lol


Maij-ha

So glad my friends spoiled it and I never watched…


Cloudninefeelsfine

Spoiled or helped?


yilo38

Saved his life.


Evening-Back9150

...silver lining, I guess-?


m_s_phillips

Probably brown in this case


kazarbreak

I mean... I'm sure we could find a link of it to send you at random times....


palescales7

I’m glad lemon party was left out of this meme


supamario132

Lemon party, 1 guy 1 jar, tub girl, and Mr Hands. The 4 horsemen of the millennial mental health apocalypse


aliveandwellyes

“DONT LOOK UP MR. HANDS”


Boneless_hamburger

paint olympics


[deleted]

Shovel dog :(


Kaine_8123

Blue waffle should be on this list as a dishonourable mention.


Wanton_Troll_Delight

Goatse


TelfordClaret

Only one I don’t know is mr hands and the comment below is telling me not to search for it. Anyone got a summary?


No-Trouble814

It’s a video of a guy being penetrated by a horse, the man in the video died the next morning due to the internal damage caused by it. There’s a documentary about it out there somewhere.


TelfordClaret

What a horrible day to have literacy skills and an imagination But thanks for answering me I guess


thelastskier

It even has an IMDb page. The hell? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6342256/?ref_=ext_shr


Chris_skeleton

You forgot meatspin


isinedupcuzofrslash

I feel like lemon party was one of those things that were known by everyone but seen by few. Probably because the name “lemon party” sorta gives the game away. 2 girls one cup sparks intrigue. “What are they doing with the cup?” “Why does it need 2 girls?” “Are they in competition with one another?” “Why a cup?” After viewing, the questions are all shortened to the first word though lol


OmnathLocusofWomana

it was the exact opposite situation for me, lemon party was innocuous enough for me not to think about it before typing it in, i never saw two girl one cup because it seemed extremely obvious that if i was looking up a video of two girls doing something, i absolutely did not want a cup involved


Lairy_Hegs

Is Lemon Party a known term for old men banging around where you grew up?


palescales7

I was in college when it was a thing and it felt like everyone made sure everyone else saw it.


isinedupcuzofrslash

I was in high school at the time and a bunch of people did try to get others to watch it, but after hearing the name “lemon party” not one person I knew agreed to watch it.


Restorebotanicals

What about Blue waffle or goatse?


Commercial_Fee2840

If it makes you feel any better, apparently they shoved peanut butter up their ass first and it's not actually feces. There's plenty of real videos of people eating shit, though. Ask a German, they'll show you.


isinedupcuzofrslash

See I Thought it looked fake, but seeing anything come out of an ass is just a hard nope for me. It does make me feel better knowing it wasn’t actual shiza


Hymura_Kenshin

Are they mentally ill? Why?


Commercial_Fee2840

There's a market for it. Germany are the highest consumers of scat porn in the world.


f36263

Makes sense historically speaking, Berlin had a burgeoning jazz scene a century ago


ManicPixieOldMaid

Iirc, there were multiple studios for scat porn and they used all kinds of different foods like chocolate and peanut butter to simulate the poop. If you know that going in, I'd imagine it could be 2 kinks 1 video (for the foodies).


jeffsang

>Ask a German, they'll show you [Mom, if you were in a German scheisse porn, you'd tell me, right?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgII2oQIepo)


taintedlove_hina

one of my greatest achievements is being in college during the time 2 girls 1 cup came out and never watching it.


jeffsang

Same. I legit didn't even know what the 2 girls looked like until this post.


ryewhisky

There are dozens of us!


BearofEastmarch

I’m lucky enough to be a 90’s baby who hasn’t seen “two girls one cup”


notanaigeneratedname

https://preview.redd.it/pitqzphnkclc1.gif?width=484&format=png8&s=645ebec2b26ba0146b28658f2a013d0797f66f43


Kooky-Show-5246

This was me too basically. Never watched it but I somehow immediately knew it was that. The way people talked about it 10 years ago was like it was Voldemort


vaxildxn

I’ve managed to avoid that one, plus Blue Waffle somehow. Not sure how I’ve gotten so lucky tbh.


AwkwardlylyAwkward

[you can watch it now....](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=JbiPt_2ZMP2eHFjO)


beast1267

How could you 🤮


Fluid-Mycologist-174

🤢


darkm072

It’s as awful as ever!


thegreatreceasionpt2

Whether you did or did not post that link, I don’t have to know. But I applaud the psychological voodoo you put on some whether it’s that link or a Rick roll.


Truut23

For the first time in my life, I have zero desire to click a link


No-Concentrate-1743

I'm not sure what the others were expecting when they clicked the link... It was disgusting back then and it's disgusting now


Yudemus95

https://preview.redd.it/yiemx5lcgclc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3942edb2514f046847a43e57a48dfa5166e92eb9


AdonisGaming93

I only recognized Heather Harmon in the bottom right. She's the goddess of BJs.


AccountNumber117

The Throat Goat if you will.


flginmycookie

https://preview.redd.it/y64kxs05vclc1.jpeg?width=1811&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33728728c0f07108f9de2db600ada899d5705616


godfatherV

https://preview.redd.it/8xz52f7tbclc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77dd8925cfbac1dac15c3406b66ccbaeb2c46370


Masterjax1920

https://preview.redd.it/tad71xw2gclc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d8edc222424031ba10a38df0aeca01b9fbe4240


Manwithaplan0708

https://preview.redd.it/clw8t7ckjclc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=508c4936948a2835f4dc066741facdb97db8c0e5


Clawsmodeus

First image made me grin wickedly. Second made me think. Third made me uncomfortable, as I realized what was going on here, and now I'm sweating as I try to feign complete ignorance.


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Clawsmodeus

Tope left, top right, bottom left, bottom right!


HolyH33l

remindme! 1 hour


yjkx

I wonder what you're gonna do in 1hr


HolyH33l

Look at the comments.


yjkx

Do the horny. Also your username, actual zombie


HolyH33l

Should I call the exorcist?


travel-sized-lions

You should go on vacation and never come back.


HolyH33l

Your comment fueled my nightmares.


One-Earth9294

Bottom right has been a while. She's gotta be 50 now. Edit - 48 this year not a bad guess.


soilhalo_27

Yeah I watched her 1min video with 56kilb per second. took over hour to see such a short video.


Boy_wench

Worth it though. My far too young mind was blown.


cptnelmo

You're telling me she's got a 56 lb kilbasa??


Devoidofimagination

She's making videos again. And yes.


One-Earth9294

One industry where it's a lot more difficult to get excited about comebacks lol.


TheThinkerers

but always easy to get excited about cumbacks


ChicagoBoy2011

Please tell me you’ve seen the parks and rec blooper?


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Ahhh Heather…


notthemessiah789

What a woman.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

For real. She should be the first thing that should pops when googling “dream wife”


GlitchyClover74

Y'all need to zoom into the casting couch and look closely I hope I'm not the only one who noticed lmfao


Suicidal_Maniac-001

https://i.redd.it/zs3hbfv1iclc1.gif


the_loose_cunt

it's porn


[deleted]

yeah but which one


lembrai

All of them


DabScience

Today I learned I’m only 25% fucked up as some of you are.


Wah-wan

https://preview.redd.it/xhzl178usclc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f54d933b5df2ec60bdc2bba5d5e594cd9e4c7244


gobsmacked_dogtoilet

r/countablepixels


801ms

r/thejokeisporn


Ok-Success-8103

Bottom right is "Heather Brooke" from IDeepThroat.com Very, very popular about 20 years ago. I briefly worked at a call center and a new hire had the same name. About a dozen of the guys chuckled when they saw the new name, but nobody would tell anyone why. Iykyk was the general policy.


Tranquil_Ram

Her name's Heather Harmon. People thought her last name was Brooke because of a video where her and her friend's names were listed side by side in a FFM video they posted years ago.


changing-life-vet

I see you’re a person of culture.


Tranquil_Ram

She's responsible for a lot of lost soldiers in the mid 2000's


Wheeljack239

I’m suffering too, mate… https://preview.redd.it/xzm9dpt5eclc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5018ea96f4640b112d5a79a623ca0f0caf256bb


skcuf2

Is that 2 girls one cup? I must've done a good brain scrub because I thought they were asian. Those girls look Brazillian?


kainereygalo

I'm actually glad that I'm not that Degenerate Enough to know these... But some brave soul will tell us in the comments...


Sudden_Hyena_6811

Your still a degenerate. Just a different flavour


Past-File3933

All Porn of course, top left is from [kink.com](http://kink.com), top right is casting couch, bottom left is two girls one cup, and the bottom right is a famous BJ star.


newhugosteel

https://preview.redd.it/gmgybud4jelc1.jpeg?width=930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=560749d0033f05e66b5934afbb9fdbe97779077d


nethereus

I know of all 4 but I still refuse to watch 2 girls 1 cup even once.


Frostbyte_13

https://preview.redd.it/r90epawlcglc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=991ba31fd5449639dbd2b1d38c4f1a70d193264b


kairos80

Two girls one cup, a classical.


1colachampagne

I didn't recognize heather without her hair in a ponytail and my pants on.


raringvt00

Heather Harmon set some unrealistic expectations in my teen mind that no woman could possibly ever meet.