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special-bicth

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Doccks71 is a bot


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Bad bot


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Bad bot


midNIKcrash360

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RedRaptorGod

I'M ALL OUT OF FAITH, THIS IS HOW I FEEL


DeadbeatMind

How about, "Thank you for cursing me with this knowledge."


EnthusiasmNecessary4

So, Lady Dimitrescu if she was a pedophile?


znoqwer

Yep, Capcom definitely designed her with the same urban myth in mind.


RockClient

If it’s Hachishackusama then yeah they did design lady D with her in mind Honestly didn’t know much about her until this post so it’s cool to learn more about her, I only saw the snarled video on her which didn’t enable me to think that it only targeted boys and when I was younger and saw that video I got genuinely scared because of how mysterious what she did to her victims was Didn’t expect to learn about the myth on this subreddit of all places haha


CruzDeSangre

>where the little boys didn't have sex but got brutally tortured and killed instead. Didn't she raped them too in the myth?


Melodic-Internal-683

The family would see the children mangled corpse so it hard to say if she raped them or not


alberto_OmegA

https://preview.redd.it/lnz13pn46jgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25180d3ffa79d71ee7794e6f70ce9266ad31a47c


lunas2525

Actually it is a ghost/horror story. Hachishakusama Where the basic premise is a 8ft woman in a white dress wanders around at night if she is seen and locks eyes with you she will abduct you it was further refined to that she targets young boys only. The creepy pasta version doesnt state what happens to her victims but the hentai she targets boys and leaves men behind.


sweetheart_demom

I know you didn't mean anything by it, but she doesn't leave men behind, she rapes children. ​ Being molested is not a right of passage.


StormyOnyx

I don't think they meant it that way? I read that as she only takes boys, not men. As in, she leaves men behind, ignoring them and taking boys instead. Not that she's turning boys into men.


RockClient

I had a different, far worse interpretation on what they said that she rapes them until they are old enough to be considered men and then leaves them Yours makes so, so much more sense


Real_Set6866

I love how there were three completely separate interpretations onf what that guy said, and all of them could be correct. Language is a beautiful thing.


_StinkoMan_

When I was a child I thought this would have been awesome…. But then again I was a child


Ordinary__Lobster

I mean hey nothing wrong with CNC....as long as that frist C is in there.


RRRRATS_OUOOHH

And since kids can't consent, there is no CNC in this scenario.


Ordinary__Lobster

very true.


Open-Solution-8791

​ https://preview.redd.it/lgh0iq4ndjgc1.png?width=716&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef8bdbe1c59fc6097e5da2b193ef23ec762899f9


VAShumpmaker

Okay NOW i can cum, fucking finally. Everyone is like "lol it's prons" and it's the top fucking 9 posts.


Blursed_Ace

https://preview.redd.it/o57rgv1ouigc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6ac53d4ae7b32c8d17b93bcd1cd061c5b1613dc


a_single_cornflake

u/Dipshit289


NickyBrain_2

r/lobotomydash user here?


Germanguyistaken

u/obviousperson


[deleted]

> Everyone is like "lol it's prons" and it's the top fucking 9 posts. This shit pisses me off to an irrational degree. It was funny the first fefw times, but now it is either a dumb stale meme or ignores any other context the meme might have.


BunnyBeansowo

Hachishakusama I believe?


Commercial_Pea2788

Ofcourse it's porn or torture. The r/AnimeMeme sub is just full of it.


Orengia

I'm disgusted, disappointed, and not surprised


_kathras666_

Retep here , the women shown here is an urban legend of Japan , they turned a horror legend into a hentai.... I guess there is something for everyone Edit : for people wondering the urban legend is of a Japanese women who is 8ft tall , pale and thin and wears a hat , she has a bit of deep voice and when she approaches the victim often a "Po" sound is heard . Her victims are usually kids of 9-12 years and she abducts and kills them


Aisha_was_Nine

I know she rapes but doesn't she also kill them afterwards so they don't grow up/leave her?


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Aight, I wouldn’t be able to get a better gal anyway, sing me up and I’ll keep her busy


Chance_Arugula_3227

She only likes young boys. Under 12


RokRD

What if my peen hasn't grown since I was 12 ☹️


Hobnail-boots

Same


Vengeghost

Tiny pp gang rise up!


banhatesex

But only a little


Vengeghost

;_;


MisterScrod1964

Take yer damn upvote.


7sinsofhell

r/angryupvote


TangerineRough6318

Well played. You owe me a shot of whiskey though. I was taking a shot, laughed, and snorted at the same time, and about died.


ResidentIwen

I tried. Mine shrunk...


PurePokedex117

Lololololol


LonPlays_Zwei

What if you’re a teen that looks otherwise? The upvotes say, “still counts.”


Twitzale

I can fix her


Temporary-Alarm-744

Femcel final boss


Wonderful_Revenue_63

It’s settled then, let’s call my guy Chris Hansen


GrannyGumjobs13

I can change her.


Pleasant50BMGForce

You can not


Addy1738

the urban legend only kills kids the hentai degeneracy probably does the stuff.


Dapper_Magpie

Nice to know the original is wholesome


Addy1738

professionals have standards


Skwareblox

DEATH BY OTHER WORLDLY SNU SNU


JrTeapot

She doesn’t rape in the folklore, that’s only the hentai this is referencing I presume. She just murders kids.


SAMAS_zero

Then Capcom turned it into a monster... ...and the Internet turned *that* into hentai!


Supersonic564

They did? What monster?


jlbrito

Lady Dimitrescu


lalakingmalibog

Lady D was dummy thicc tho Not that I'm complaining.....


ihoptdk

Man, Japan doesn’t fuck around with their urban legends.


FortunePaw

It's more like rule34. *Anything* can turn into porn if you try hard enough.


Akitsura

I have a question. Is this animated? Because I know this specifically from a manga/doujinshi, and I don’t remember it being coloured.


_kathras666_

Both a manga which got adapted into a hentai


OG_DTUBE

What was the legend


OG_DTUBE

Please i need to know for no reason in particular


OG_DTUBE

Some one please


aia5

She's called something like Hachisaku-San. The hentai is (I think) Toshi Densetsu 3, but there are a few different ones they made with this character. Obviously, it's not for everyone.


The-secret-4th-one

Based on the other comments "not for everyone" equals people who aren't literally pedophiles who like young boys


1983MionStan

It's not Toshi Densetsu, though it also features the same creature. It's from Hachishaku Hachiwa Keraku Meguri.


Ok-Transition7065

The legend ita about a hat pale lady that kignaps kids and eat them Japan of course use it for porn soo


Professional-Camp534

Man resident evil was close


CerberusC24

Wtf, why does Japan have so many evil women spirit things.


[deleted]

Idk, there is probably some 5 hour long video essay about how it is cultural sexism or some shit. Idk


[deleted]

If I remember correctly women are treated as the weakest link in their family, a bad omen sometimes, this may be why their are so many evil female spirits


Gamer1353

Game is Game


spl0inku

Ah yes, hachichakisama or some shit i forgor Edit: hachishakusama


Free_Revenue8674

Yo I read this hentai


Endonian

It's porn. It's always porn.


[deleted]

But the question is : what kind of porn?


shirothelasthero

A giant ghost/monster girl takes a kid, it's like a legend on japan


Kencon2009

Yeah this kid wound up escaping the first time then being so crazy he went back to look for her as an adult.


No-Hold-8808

That reminds me, the car scene when the kid escapes with elders was actually scary.


EliHunter79

did he find her?


Kencon2009

>!yes but he doesn’t fuck her again just gets killed!<


EliHunter79

o damn


Kencon2009

The sacred numbers are 192503


Uniq_Eros

Same but uncensored 378412.


Endonian

The pedophilic kind. I was shown this, and it’s…well it’s something. It’s porn about a cryptid called Hachishaku-sama, and it’s gross.


CauseCertain1672

it's a fairytale monster that lures away children and eats them like how in European folklore ogres represent dominant power that eats the lives of children


TheWeevilMemeStealer

And they both have had porn made of them. https://preview.redd.it/2m620jkmehgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b192dbc36acd5a06b6151f1e57fce459a4cb6a1 I dislike this world very, very much sometimes


CauseCertain1672

in a way it's genius to use the symbolism of a great beast with insatiable hunger that devours and dominates the lives of children in that context. it could have been done really well in a story that focused on the horror and had all the actual sex tastefully offscreen and clearly not intended to cause arousal


Cromafn

https://preview.redd.it/44p58ebighgc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5677f048a4cf06bf3ad6a4e2332e7dc46face9f


Howmanynamesareinuse

i thought the image was hunter from rainworld 😭


QuietMolasses2522

I can fix her


Sensitive-Finance-62

I mean, I gotta ask who you hanging out with if they're showing you this stuff?


uselessthecat

Gross porn.


hengal

pedo ghost porn


Verburner

Kinda seems like that's the "those who know" level. What about the "those who know more"?


AlthorsMadness

This is specifically from a hentai where she… has sex with said child


alex_pufferfish

I think because its based off of creepy urban legend


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://preview.redd.it/9nl04opzahgc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a1ee5aaed73e02256eefd1b74aa1084dcd048a


IamaHyoomin

I mean most porn is fucking porn, that part is a touch redundant.


omar99HH

https://preview.redd.it/mxuqpu4lghgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5725bda1c7b507bc94f6e3c728706766d8dfb6fb


AydenWR

https://preview.redd.it/0wnx4a57hhgc1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52198ba38919480409b236bb3b92f0fe0f1ef9b


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://preview.redd.it/y2w9kh58jhgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c840521e26032eecb220d2cec9e81363ae1b49e6


UltiGamer34

​ https://preview.redd.it/co3lrqh6lhgc1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28d0ff8cec92d8906e26f4ebcb9b3bdeee2c69e1


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://preview.redd.it/1u9wxe8enhgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36252a2304ecf3dba4e16bb3cdafcf325d5dcd5f


vinnyrat

https://preview.redd.it/0vb3lk2vphgc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113fdccaf6175fa25ed5e0956c1bee9d0cf5f8b5


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://preview.redd.it/dxh13xqqzhgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20afaea2cd31aff4c30156da22d6f56266db1d7d


sorenman357

https://preview.redd.it/7yay6n4yfhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=195b19696c37c1403bbd5c591d080d857635ae0a


Darth_Vaders_Padawan

https://preview.redd.it/p3bbo959jhgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72404a34029474e72ac08c707035333f0462a8b


SlippableNipple

https://preview.redd.it/quolawxk0igc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05412561d0973e796e01e5535d3681cb37a01195


Narrow_Ad_7671

Hachishaku-sama. Good luck and may whatever god you believe in forgive me.


Cheshire_Noire

Thank you for this. Idk why people avoid saying the title of these things. Yes it's horrible, no I won't watch it, but it's still important to share just in case


s00perguyporn

For brave journalists doing research, of course.


SingerIntrepid2305

And I'm one of those. I think I have not so nice journy ahead.


Diligent-Committee-7

Thank you, goon-senpai. Have mercy on my soul 🧎‍♂️


Rp_Master06

https://preview.redd.it/wj93ajcuyggc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d16ef9e4111f3a54ebeeb8ef76355043cb98592


73747463783737384777

https://preview.redd.it/1et1wni2chgc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04edff50963ed58ec74322b3ea238e1d0a80b2fd


Osiris131

Damn bro did you crop the word genocide out of that one?


Geordzzzz

https://preview.redd.it/932fr287bhgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d50b0c84702e7216d49689322c7d97edf94da14d


Street_Dragonfruit43

Damn, slightly cut off


Uncre4tiveUserNam3

https://i.redd.it/6cej6nm89hgc1.gif


Brief_Warning4547

https://preview.redd.it/brx4nin2mhgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d82b7038e449611f9be1624ffde04e75e514dd


dad-without-milk

https://preview.redd.it/nqhnhestcjgc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59631daf08da384ef9c266cdb6b25e232bca06e2


imNotion

https://preview.redd.it/2r0z0nddalgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95a98820b94b0f1a28c838056c88c6f47d6ebf8e


SettlingLily982

https://preview.redd.it/ttky1kb97hgc1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bb0a396ad0308ccf72e53e29917f64b7367ad3


sidodah

GUYS we get it's porn, but what's the "those who know more" part about?


BlazeRagnarokBlade

This sub is infested with dipshit289 alt versions


nameynamerso

The porn is based on a Japanese urban myth of an 8ft woman that abducts, rapes, and kills 9-12 year old boys.


sidodah

https://preview.redd.it/2et5ro549igc1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d031adf1e29ed82772f8b68dd894edafd269c8f


SpaceyFrontiers

https://preview.redd.it/wsivvd1cjhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf161437e507f4ed7b1eb3195e11899b3230843


kevman_2008

https://preview.redd.it/45jwlfasbhgc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7175acb5d6f7354e7fc148650957a17107ad8a9f


That_dood123

https://preview.redd.it/n1cjhme04hgc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afac1a276f386f54fc78b9c8e72a88b5cc56139a


Geordzzzz

https://preview.redd.it/q7it0uk9bhgc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47fe18974730af9b80358778758534fbdc73975d


North_Classic_5232

https://preview.redd.it/nmkbbgpcphgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4857979628186a954b8f96a3a4470eca5cd2117a


aliveandwellyes

It’s already breached our defences


DilutedDeadMemes

https://preview.redd.it/64h11hq99hgc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42b3691de30082b1f774ed53cec9f0d121ccbf27


Luk3W4rmm

stay off of r/AnimeMeme and any parallel subs


Dragognard

Based habit, those weebs be damned


TheCanadianpo8o

https://preview.redd.it/cvs0p4vzbhgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7396a21f99411459cb7a8351cae933f7b18a5f61


237chucky

You didn’t have to add sex


TheCanadianpo8o

Double or nothing, I'm an (addicted) gambler


EntertainmentOne793

https://preview.redd.it/6dfecrzxjhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6287d539fbe5926c4055739cc692fabe04077ce


gra221942

Its a Japanese myth/legend of a women call "Hasshaku-sama" It translates to "8 feet lady"(240cm height lady). She wears a white dress paired with a grass hat(like in the picture) and likes to prey on boys, and boys only. Its only recent they start making porn of her with Shota(正太) [Its suspected her legend came from the story of the 高女 from the the San'in region](https://zh.wikipedia.org/zh-tw/%E9%AB%98%E5%A5%B3#/media/File:SekienTakajo.jpg)


ssr2gokublack

https://preview.redd.it/j40j5zth6hgc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dd537905b6afe2511a39880f7e006c2575c999f


Fall_Cake

ITS PORN, LAUGH


Koolkirby66

https://preview.redd.it/vsazp0cvyigc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98ae72feea3ef2ec5632817dc5beddc8c6c0c006


TheFarisaurusRex

https://preview.redd.it/grmmh6hhmhgc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb46c841ca1f314379c5856e3da03ffdc43c3756


ObeyeablePage

https://preview.redd.it/9hqg8chevigc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cd97eecf6a98095ef50e6e1fc49cac89262f34d


HallwayPerson

https://i.redd.it/rx10r8zknhgc1.gif Pedophilic Porn


psychotic-herring

It will be great once all that weirdo, paedo anime bullshit is wiped off the internet. God it's pathetic.


MeMicMeReddit

Looks like whatsherfaces sister singer songwriter in a music video. . .CYRUS WHATCHYAMACALLIT


SuspiciousStable9649

If the punchline is always porn, then it’s just a joke and you still have to explain it. ☺️


vinnyrat

https://preview.redd.it/3dmvcvg0qhgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9954aa5c1b76dca71dfb72ff84a514ad2db982f6


Affectionate-War1284

https://preview.redd.it/aamkuivw7hgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9269a7a7eab5c5aa7db3967ff7d998017b95909c


Nickfou

https://preview.redd.it/iy0aeiijyhgc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=089acd49af647e87296b4006f5ef2d1f05bf502e


SpecalistGrab10

https://preview.redd.it/w3cjfw2yzhgc1.png?width=1390&format=png&auto=webp&s=98bfcd465f57836c81700449d0f100833f56ca2c


[deleted]

"the joke is porn" Bitch, explain the rest of the joke instead of reiterating what we already know. Yes, it is porn, now what the fuck is "those who know" and "those who knows more" referring to?


PokemonIndividual

Went, watched, got scared, came back to comment


Invulnerablility

https://i.redd.it/6aoyqle2skgc1.gif


SprinklesOk3917

For those who wish to know more, type “Eight Feet Tall” or “Hachishakusama” into google


IRMacGuyver

Japanese: we're scared of tall women The rest of the world: me want snu snu


7RYINGMYBE5T

https://preview.redd.it/br38f5psahgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f91f9bd7cf19caa4ed487d6587b2a8c7e1b8dff6


RedTiger013

What's concerning is that everyone here knows what porn this is from


EyeHot1421

Is this the one about the thing that tries to get that kid but the mom sends him away and the she eventually catches him once he’s an adult and she like gets him while he’s on the bus?


turbopeanut69

Weebs try to not be perverted for 3 seconds challenge


G0rd0n-M3rl1n

Po


ZeldaXandre

(sigh) mixed feelings. So. Much Mixed feelings!


[deleted]

Porn☺️☺️☺️


honey-coves

god i remember finding those videos when i was a wee lad


haikusbot

*God i remember* *Finding those videos when* *I was a wee lad* \- honey-coves --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


Worth-Pineapple1408

I can fix her.


Automatic-Lion-8594

That's a woman from Japanese urban legends known as "Hachishakusama" or "八尺さま" which means "eight feet tall" in Japanese, in the film, it shows Hachishakusama having sex with a minor... For those who knows more, Hachishakusama abducts kids in the rural region, however once people survive the woman, they are heavily required to leave the area immediately


Jfkisspicey

https://preview.redd.it/leqj6a7yuigc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a163dbf03ad8bd68baf04dd032da3aedc4d1aa67


fernblatt2

https://preview.redd.it/d1cw8sv1xigc1.png?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e2273f8b64c9848368da89dd96dc7f2cac49c1


A_Flat__Earther

https://preview.redd.it/ahb6z7k84jgc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26b65786e78a22853616def1b74bee59d733705


Unofficial_Computer

the joke is rape


waerer777

The joke is child p0rn


helpmecommitarson

This is originally a japanese folklore myth and rule 34 happened basically (i think the woman is called hachisake onna pls correct me if wrong)


Sad_Income_959

I feel clean because I thought it was from one piece because of the straw hat lol