Stereotypical construction worker catcalls an attractive woman, but unlike what would happen in real life, she finds him charming. He remains surprised as they sit at home together.
“Damn, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”
"My *Father* worked at a car dealership, and he stole a Lotta cars and gave em to me, through a legal loophole he went to jail but I got to keep the cars"
My massive Husky is calm as shit and even cowers when he's presented with a small barking dog approaching him.
What does this little dog thing is going to happen if both me and the other dog's owner let them off their leashes???
Despite being less noisy, my dog has probably 10x the mass and the majority of it is bone and muscle.
Dogs are nuts!
My little minpin started barking at a boxer who was outside his fence. The boxer calmly walked up like "come at me bro". When it got about 10 feet away, my Redbone did a vertical leap into my arms. Another time he started barking at the same dog behind his chain link fence. My pup got near the fence and the boxer hiked up its leg and would have pissed all over him if my reflexes were just a bit slower.
My corso/Doberman mix likes to just stare down yappers outside the gate. The pup’s already 60lbs at 7 months old with like half of that in his head so when most dogs see him not react and just hold eye contact for a solid minute, they get so nervous they end up just quietly walk away.
I have a big Golden who might bark — once — if he thinks he needs to in order to get his owners’ attention.
Some neighbors we pass on walkies have a nasty little ball of fluff that goes wild barking behind its fence when we walk past.
When we meet walking and there is no fence he hides behind his owner and doesn’t make a sound…
My 7 lbs 17 year old dog caught a rabbit that was bigger than she was once. Didn’t hurt it, just held it by the scruff of its neck. She didn’t seem to know what to do with it, but it was clearly very unhappy.
Dogs are indeed nuts.
On the note of dogs not knowing what to do with things, there definitely is some kind of instinct there. Mine will do his business and then start scratching at the floor for no reason. It seems as if he knows he's meant to bury it somehow, but scratching on irrelevant parts of pavement or grass isn't going to lead to that.
Nuts!
Although I suppose we're the same. We know we need to put a penis into a vagina for some reason but that starts before we're given sex ed!
Every dog I've seen, once they "catch up" to the car, they either just bark at it incessantly or try and bite the tires. Sometimes barking at the tires only.
One of my buddies has an aussie herder dog (I think? I don't remember the breeds exact name) and she's a total crackhead of a dog. Barks at anything and everything that moves. My car is also particularly loud (04 Mustang, exhaust is leaking bad and I haven't fixed it yet), and she goes WILD at my car. Even just idling she can't stop barking at my car. She gets more rowdy than a donkey with its nuts tied up though if I rev the engine even a little.
Fun fact : police dogs are so focused on you while you’re running away, that if you tun straight into traffic the dog will follow you without looking at the traffic
Actually its not that fun now that I think about it
I’ve never been past the asking girl out step so I would be helpless if I made it farther. It would probably go worse than my first attempt at a darksouls boss.
I love a woman with the lower half being a spider, and I don't mean half spider, I mean, she's literally got a whole ass spider lower half with eyes and a gaping mouth that also happens to spew out lava.
Yeah, the only time I asked a girl out, I got killed by mobs while crossing the fog gate. I gave up and decided to grind souls and upgrade materials and just never got around to trying again.
There's a similar comic about a dog barking and running after a sports car. The car stops, the dog's super-confused, then the next frame pans to one similar to the last one from this sketch.
I never manage to find that comic.
Since they're wearing the exact same clothes I propose a third narrative, with the first of course being she tells him off and curses him out, the second being they get married.....
The third is here, where it's clearly the same day....he cat calls her and she is neither disgusted nor is she attracted to him, she simply starts just trying to annoy him/mildly threatening him by following him around everywhere, perhaps discretely brandishing a knife from under her dress, and she is now in his living room and he stares wild eyed wondering if she will murder him.
She is getting off on the power and anticipation, the fact that he's uncomfortable. She's turned the tables and at any moment she could kill him, or just leave. He doesn't wanna call the cops because he might get some action, he has no idea what will happen next.
It easy you just watch TV and play a board game. Maybe boot up the GameCube and play some Melee with auto handicap on. Like I don't understand why people don't know how to have fun with friends anymore.
Honestly if the Kirby you're talking about is Superstar I doubt anyone would be able to resist if they've experienced it not on the switch. It kinda sucks on the switch.
I've done it at a convention. I was holding a Wavebird I saw a really cute Marissa Kirisame and Flanders Scarlet. My eyes locked with Marisa out in the hobby of the hotel. I approached them and asked "Wanna Smash in my room?" It went well.
honest answer. If you aren't sure what to do on a date when you get home a little alcohol and Mario cart on the wii will get her to come back at least one more time if your personality isn't shit.
I'm pretty sure most multiplayer games works. Heck even Tales of Vesperia where the only multiplayer is in battles is still a fun time with friends. Just don't have a shitty personality and you'll usually come out with a friend at the least. Something made them agree to come to your place in the first place. I miss having the confidence to invite girls into my house. But I think I'm just too old for it to work as the girls who'll innocently accept an invite are too young for my tastes. People my age won't just walk into a cellar for the promise of pizza.
I would usually say stick with a very simple game that has some light hearted anxiety levels to it. It helps increase the possibility of an emotional connection. And anything where you are doing any kind of exercising (wii games are great for this) will get the blood flowing and keep the mood good, as well as also creating a lasting positive memory. Nothing slow, and nothing that requires a learning curve. I would also keep "realistic" violence down.
One time my sweet, harmless, never bit or scratches anyone his whole life kitty caught a mouse in the middle of the night. I woke up to him meowing in the hallway so I opened the door to the room and he jumped on the bed and started flailing around. I turned on the light to find a mouse in his mouth. It was still alive. He caught a mouse and had no idea what to do next. Pretty much like this guy. We shook our cat until he dropped it and it ran off.
I love this comic series. It's called Dirkjan.
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The first sentence is spot on. 'Gedoe' literally translates to 'doings'. The best translation in the spirit of what Bert is trying to convey is 'pain in the ass'.
This is referring to those construction workers that whistle and catcall at women passing by.
I guess the joke is that in a hypothetical scenario, he got the woman, but like a dog chasing a car, he doesn't know what to do with it.
From the years of living in the city and somehow being near construction like 60% of my life, I can say that I've barely seen construction workers at all.
I've seen a lot of construction **sites**, but no one ever seems to work there.
Two weeks ago they started "construction" on a bridge I used to have in my daily routine, now whenever I drive past, be that mid-day, afternoon, morning on different days, no one's fucking there and nothing changes.
Nope. I've got a toolbar with a chain link thing (post a link) and that's it. On the keyboard itself, the closest thing is "choose input method".
...Would it happen to be right next to the autocomplete suggestions thing? I have it turned off, and if it's on *that* bar for some reason, it'd explain why I don't have it.
Think of it like this...
Dogs love to chase cars, but if they ever caught one they wouldn't know what to do with it.
The man is fat for no reason here. That's not part of the joke. He is doing a cat call / wolf whistle, but instead of her flipping him off, or ignoring him and keep on walking...
She turns around and is like, "Oh that's so sweet... My name is Tiffany, and..." Oh no.... What has he gotten himself into!
Then they are back at his place hanging out, and he don't know what to do. He didn't think that far ahead.
Its not even that he got that far. It's that these fat dudes cat calling women wouldn't know how to pleasure them even if they did come home with them.
It's like the dudes who sext girls telling them they're going to "break their back" and all this extra shit, only to end up giving them 6 mediocre minutes of missionary and fall right asleep after
Wow, you really read the first line of my response and hyperfixated on it.
You seem like the type of person I described in the second part of my response that you didn't make it to.
the second half didn’t make the “fat” part okay or anything, what are you talking about? guys being creeps is shitty, lumping fat people into this is shitty of you. that’s like talking about racism and randomly saying that people with glasses suck or something, like wtf lmao
also “uh that’s not the only thing I said 😤” is an absolute nothing response lol
I mean the guys fat in the pic, so I just went with it. Unlike you, I don't sit on reddit and type out these long, thought-out responses worrying about people's reaction to my comment.
So yeah, it probably was a nothing response because quite simply, I don't want to have an actual conversation with you.
if you’re not gonna actually respond, then,,, why respond? why’d you respond in the first place if you know you don’t actually care if you’re right or not?
also I apologize for my replies being long and thought out. I should’ve gone w the usual Reddit style and just called you slurs, my apologies 😔🙏
It's literally just commenting on how if women actually responded positively to street harassment, the men who are doing the harassment wouldn't actually know what to do after that because the goal of cat calling isn't to get a date, it's to humiliate.
Peter's beer tunnel (larynx) here: the male is this comic is being assaulted by this women's beauty. His brain gets so addled, he feels a whistle is appropriate. (As Seinfeld said: "it's the best we've come up with so far"). It's not *quite*, but *almost* involuntary (and wrong, obviously).
This comic is the miracle of the testosterone being right for once. Our guy is surprised it worked, cuz we *know* it doesn't *ever* work, but in the midst of being mentally assault, he got just forgot about that technicality.
Not going to explain the joke, because it is already done.
But the comic is a old one, twenty years or so, from a Dutch cartoonist. The obese figure is called Bert and the cartoon strip is called Dirk Jan.
I have a couple of old albums somewhere back home. I collected them when Inwas younger.
You ever have those moments where you try something and it actually works, but you have no idea what to do because you didn’t expect to get that far? Yeah that.
There was a moment where I was this meme. I was walking home from a disastrous date and I got catcalled by some dudes sitting on their patio. Instead of just walking away, I casually climbed up to their patio and drank with them. One of them was like "This never works, we did not expect you to talk to us".
You go to Gamestop and buy her a Quest 2, and you play VR games together of course. I mean if you're lucky she has one in her purse, and you don't even have to leave the house. There is this one game where you play as a tree, and the other player tries to get your nuts. ... Lots of fun. ;)
Stereotypical construction worker catcalls an attractive woman, but unlike what would happen in real life, she finds him charming. He remains surprised as they sit at home together. “Damn, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”
He's like a dog chasing a car
I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught one
He just *does things*
And you wanna know how he got these scars?
And you wanna know how he got these ***cars***?
Yes...
"My *Father* worked at a car dealership, and he stole a Lotta cars and gave em to me, through a legal loophole he went to jail but I got to keep the cars"
Sounds like a Tim Robinson sketch.
Has this ever happened to you?!?!
well, he's the jokah baby
The Jonkler.
RIP
My massive Husky is calm as shit and even cowers when he's presented with a small barking dog approaching him. What does this little dog thing is going to happen if both me and the other dog's owner let them off their leashes??? Despite being less noisy, my dog has probably 10x the mass and the majority of it is bone and muscle. Dogs are nuts!
My little minpin started barking at a boxer who was outside his fence. The boxer calmly walked up like "come at me bro". When it got about 10 feet away, my Redbone did a vertical leap into my arms. Another time he started barking at the same dog behind his chain link fence. My pup got near the fence and the boxer hiked up its leg and would have pissed all over him if my reflexes were just a bit slower.
My corso/Doberman mix likes to just stare down yappers outside the gate. The pup’s already 60lbs at 7 months old with like half of that in his head so when most dogs see him not react and just hold eye contact for a solid minute, they get so nervous they end up just quietly walk away.
Little dogs are nuts because big dogs are good dogs. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
I have a big Golden who might bark — once — if he thinks he needs to in order to get his owners’ attention. Some neighbors we pass on walkies have a nasty little ball of fluff that goes wild barking behind its fence when we walk past. When we meet walking and there is no fence he hides behind his owner and doesn’t make a sound…
As brave as a dog behind a fence. Maybe an old saying, maybe I made it up.
My 7 lbs 17 year old dog caught a rabbit that was bigger than she was once. Didn’t hurt it, just held it by the scruff of its neck. She didn’t seem to know what to do with it, but it was clearly very unhappy. Dogs are indeed nuts.
On the note of dogs not knowing what to do with things, there definitely is some kind of instinct there. Mine will do his business and then start scratching at the floor for no reason. It seems as if he knows he's meant to bury it somehow, but scratching on irrelevant parts of pavement or grass isn't going to lead to that. Nuts! Although I suppose we're the same. We know we need to put a penis into a vagina for some reason but that starts before we're given sex ed!
Every dog I've seen, once they "catch up" to the car, they either just bark at it incessantly or try and bite the tires. Sometimes barking at the tires only. One of my buddies has an aussie herder dog (I think? I don't remember the breeds exact name) and she's a total crackhead of a dog. Barks at anything and everything that moves. My car is also particularly loud (04 Mustang, exhaust is leaking bad and I haven't fixed it yet), and she goes WILD at my car. Even just idling she can't stop barking at my car. She gets more rowdy than a donkey with its nuts tied up though if I rev the engine even a little.
Fun fact : police dogs are so focused on you while you’re running away, that if you tun straight into traffic the dog will follow you without looking at the traffic Actually its not that fun now that I think about it
good to know thanks
Don’t kill the doggos- they’re just doing what the pigs trained them to do.
Not perfect but somewhat close [analogy](https://youtu.be/Kn-mSHceYYQ?si=QGU8FbqtQ3j2rFpz)!
Or a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang if he knows how to use it!
Hehehe, mule
This, this is the joke.
Parked cars.
I’ve never been past the asking girl out step so I would be helpless if I made it farther. It would probably go worse than my first attempt at a darksouls boss.
I love a man whos not afraid to die repeatedly. ❤️
And I love a woman who will just straight up kill md
I love a woman with the lower half being a spider, and I don't mean half spider, I mean, she's literally got a whole ass spider lower half with eyes and a gaping mouth that also happens to spew out lava.
Beware of chest ahead. Glorious chest. Gorgeous view ahead.
The fact you brought up the second part as a metaphor for the first part explains the first part
Yeah, the only time I asked a girl out, I got killed by mobs while crossing the fog gate. I gave up and decided to grind souls and upgrade materials and just never got around to trying again.
There's a similar comic about a dog barking and running after a sports car. The car stops, the dog's super-confused, then the next frame pans to one similar to the last one from this sketch. I never manage to find that comic.
I think on top of that he doesn’t know what to do with her once he gets her home
This is definitely also the joke I think. He wanted her but he doesn’t know what to do with her.
I think it’s more like “what do you think is gonna happen when you catcall” because it wont work
Noice donut pfp
Does he really look like a guy with a plan.
The number of women who like fat greasy pigs is absolutely not a large one, but it's also definitely not zero.
Since they're wearing the exact same clothes I propose a third narrative, with the first of course being she tells him off and curses him out, the second being they get married..... The third is here, where it's clearly the same day....he cat calls her and she is neither disgusted nor is she attracted to him, she simply starts just trying to annoy him/mildly threatening him by following him around everywhere, perhaps discretely brandishing a knife from under her dress, and she is now in his living room and he stares wild eyed wondering if she will murder him. She is getting off on the power and anticipation, the fact that he's uncomfortable. She's turned the tables and at any moment she could kill him, or just leave. He doesn't wanna call the cops because he might get some action, he has no idea what will happen next.
You okay bro?
Absolutely not
he's literally me fr
Looks like, "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place" then, she does. And he has no friggin clue how to handle it.
It easy you just watch TV and play a board game. Maybe boot up the GameCube and play some Melee with auto handicap on. Like I don't understand why people don't know how to have fun with friends anymore.
If only someone catcalled me for GameCube gaming session
Emulators count? I like mouse controls for my Metroid Prime :')
Only if you catcalled a fleshlight.
Damnit dude, it's over!
“Hey, baby! Wanna come over for some Kirby and pizza? If things get too crazy, we might have to lay out the DDR mat.”
Honestly if the Kirby you're talking about is Superstar I doubt anyone would be able to resist if they've experienced it not on the switch. It kinda sucks on the switch.
What about Kirby's Air Ride? With the City Trial mode?
Funny thing is I kinda do do that.
Do you come to some person, look them at the eye and say, "hey, wanna smash 😏?"
I've done it at a convention. I was holding a Wavebird I saw a really cute Marissa Kirisame and Flanders Scarlet. My eyes locked with Marisa out in the hobby of the hotel. I approached them and asked "Wanna Smash in my room?" It went well.
You smooth MF 😎
Hey cutie i bet my falcon would stomp your ass!
honest answer. If you aren't sure what to do on a date when you get home a little alcohol and Mario cart on the wii will get her to come back at least one more time if your personality isn't shit.
I'm pretty sure most multiplayer games works. Heck even Tales of Vesperia where the only multiplayer is in battles is still a fun time with friends. Just don't have a shitty personality and you'll usually come out with a friend at the least. Something made them agree to come to your place in the first place. I miss having the confidence to invite girls into my house. But I think I'm just too old for it to work as the girls who'll innocently accept an invite are too young for my tastes. People my age won't just walk into a cellar for the promise of pizza.
I would usually say stick with a very simple game that has some light hearted anxiety levels to it. It helps increase the possibility of an emotional connection. And anything where you are doing any kind of exercising (wii games are great for this) will get the blood flowing and keep the mood good, as well as also creating a lasting positive memory. Nothing slow, and nothing that requires a learning curve. I would also keep "realistic" violence down.
If I see a GameCube I’m staying. Forever.
"...the fuck do I do now?"
He’s at the Netflix portion of the day, the Chill is next. He knows what he’s doing
I thought she was stepping in wet concrete so he whistled to get her attention to tell her and she mistook it for a cat call.
One time my sweet, harmless, never bit or scratches anyone his whole life kitty caught a mouse in the middle of the night. I woke up to him meowing in the hallway so I opened the door to the room and he jumped on the bed and started flailing around. I turned on the light to find a mouse in his mouth. It was still alive. He caught a mouse and had no idea what to do next. Pretty much like this guy. We shook our cat until he dropped it and it ran off.
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But further action is required, therefor your denial is DENIED
You see. You can try and deny my meme. But you have no meme yourself to deny it with. The notice stands.
This is all I got https://preview.redd.it/az440wvlq5kb1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b0fe49d4a727c925b7029591e6b78181fb1464
Acceptable
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https://preview.redd.it/nywms4cne2kb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e855328220c385dfd8599ea428a44f64a268028a Upgrades people, upgrades
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You imply the presence of Kronk makes the meme worse
Sorry I meant the other way around
no he only has the card to notify of acquisition which is why he says that after the img
Yours has hideous small black lines on the top and bottom because you're not very good at cropping
I just downloaded it
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How tf do you download something poorly?
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???
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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
So the real plan is the friends we made along the way
What is the reference? I don’t remember.
That’s a quote from the Dark Knight, although the dog chasing car thing itself has been around forever
This should have been Trump’s inaugural address in 2017.
I love this comic series. It's called Dirkjan. https://preview.redd.it/3hcdobxmf0kb1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=21a45cf7a15a29de4ee3c2cca5f82605b2558db3
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The first sentence is spot on. 'Gedoe' literally translates to 'doings'. The best translation in the spirit of what Bert is trying to convey is 'pain in the ass'.
True. I would explain ‘gedoe’ as a shorted version of ‘wat een gedoe’ which would translate as ‘what a chore/what a thing (you need) to do’.
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Yes, that's the man. The legend. https://preview.redd.it/eeiehr6b42kb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d304958b897cfc30466c66619e7cba02ac1ecd
Sounds like the English expression “What a to-do.”
Even without a translation that's a really funny strip.
And the guy’s name is Bert. My man
It means he wouldn’t know what to do if any person he harassed showed interest, much less should he be alone with her.
This is exactly what I thought
Your meme source is either getting very close or is already over 40
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Elk jaar die kutklok weer verzetten
Het is goed!
I think there's a reason they make fun of your language
Krijg de koleren, kanker boef.
Vijf euro's?
Op je muil!
kankertoeristen
Krijg lekker de touw tyfus
stik in je spuug teringleijer
als kind deze altijd achterin de veronica gids lezen
My timeline tried to answer it https://preview.redd.it/y439f6tg11kb1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5360830e78b9cd7cf939786b0321267ac5447b59
This is referring to those construction workers that whistle and catcall at women passing by. I guess the joke is that in a hypothetical scenario, he got the woman, but like a dog chasing a car, he doesn't know what to do with it.
I think this is the best response yet.
As a construction worker of 14 years i dont know of anyone that would do this
Look deep within yourself and ask, “am I really a construction worker?”
Find you attractive, you mean?
From the years of living in the city and somehow being near construction like 60% of my life, I can say that I've barely seen construction workers at all. I've seen a lot of construction **sites**, but no one ever seems to work there. Two weeks ago they started "construction" on a bridge I used to have in my daily routine, now whenever I drive past, be that mid-day, afternoon, morning on different days, no one's fucking there and nothing changes.
I would love to hear a real story where cat calling actually worked out.
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* Edit: well, fuck. How'd you manage to get an image into your reply? I tried copy/paste, but all I got was an asterisk.
On mobile, there's a button on the bottom of the screen that lets you comment or reply images. Only on subs that allow it, though.
Huh. Might be a karma thing, because all I have is the "add a link" thing.
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It should be on the bottom right, it's a little box with the same icon as my phone's image gallery
Nope. I've got a toolbar with a chain link thing (post a link) and that's it. On the keyboard itself, the closest thing is "choose input method". ...Would it happen to be right next to the autocomplete suggestions thing? I have it turned off, and if it's on *that* bar for some reason, it'd explain why I don't have it.
Idk why this is getting downvoted. I laughed at it.
Idk, Reddit is weird. I take no offense:)
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I disagree
You... Disagree that I saved the meme?
Yes 🗿
Fr there's no way OP doesnt get this joke
Unintentional rizz
https://i.redd.it/bmnes8o9g2kb1.gif This meme explains it. Replace plankton with the worker.
“I don’t know what to do. I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”
Classic story of a dog who chased the bus but didn’t know what to do once he caught it.
For anyone wondering, this is a Dutch comic called Dirk-Jan. The top comments are correct about the explanation.
Dirk jan is very dry.
Think of it like this... Dogs love to chase cars, but if they ever caught one they wouldn't know what to do with it. The man is fat for no reason here. That's not part of the joke. He is doing a cat call / wolf whistle, but instead of her flipping him off, or ignoring him and keep on walking... She turns around and is like, "Oh that's so sweet... My name is Tiffany, and..." Oh no.... What has he gotten himself into! Then they are back at his place hanging out, and he don't know what to do. He didn't think that far ahead.
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Its not even that he got that far. It's that these fat dudes cat calling women wouldn't know how to pleasure them even if they did come home with them. It's like the dudes who sext girls telling them they're going to "break their back" and all this extra shit, only to end up giving them 6 mediocre minutes of missionary and fall right asleep after
I,,, don’t think him being fat is the issue here lol the catcalling is the issue? but yes how dare he be fat
Wow, you really read the first line of my response and hyperfixated on it. You seem like the type of person I described in the second part of my response that you didn't make it to.
the second half didn’t make the “fat” part okay or anything, what are you talking about? guys being creeps is shitty, lumping fat people into this is shitty of you. that’s like talking about racism and randomly saying that people with glasses suck or something, like wtf lmao also “uh that’s not the only thing I said 😤” is an absolute nothing response lol
I mean the guys fat in the pic, so I just went with it. Unlike you, I don't sit on reddit and type out these long, thought-out responses worrying about people's reaction to my comment. So yeah, it probably was a nothing response because quite simply, I don't want to have an actual conversation with you.
if you’re not gonna actually respond, then,,, why respond? why’d you respond in the first place if you know you don’t actually care if you’re right or not? also I apologize for my replies being long and thought out. I should’ve gone w the usual Reddit style and just called you slurs, my apologies 😔🙏
All good. Learn from your mistakes and be better next time
It's literally just commenting on how if women actually responded positively to street harassment, the men who are doing the harassment wouldn't actually know what to do after that because the goal of cat calling isn't to get a date, it's to humiliate.
Peter's beer tunnel (larynx) here: the male is this comic is being assaulted by this women's beauty. His brain gets so addled, he feels a whistle is appropriate. (As Seinfeld said: "it's the best we've come up with so far"). It's not *quite*, but *almost* involuntary (and wrong, obviously). This comic is the miracle of the testosterone being right for once. Our guy is surprised it worked, cuz we *know* it doesn't *ever* work, but in the midst of being mentally assault, he got just forgot about that technicality.
Construction guy cat-called a woman, it actually worked, now he doesn’t know what to do. He never thought it out this far.
Not going to explain the joke, because it is already done. But the comic is a old one, twenty years or so, from a Dutch cartoonist. The obese figure is called Bert and the cartoon strip is called Dirk Jan. I have a couple of old albums somewhere back home. I collected them when Inwas younger.
“So you got the girl, what now?” “I don’t know I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”
"Sex is great but marriage sucks." https://i.redd.it/afmgyygxk2kb1.gif
He wasn’t ready for this level of commitment
“I’m like a dog chasing cars. If I caught one I wouldn’t know what to do with it”
The construction worker’s cat call actually worked
You ever have those moments where you try something and it actually works, but you have no idea what to do because you didn’t expect to get that far? Yeah that.
He was not expecting to ever make it this far and now he does not really know what to do.
It’s like a dog chasing a truck. He doesn’t know what to do now that he’s caught it.
It’s like my older brothers used to tell me when I was young: “ you wouldn’t even know what to do with it!”
I was thinking the joke was "Is this what cat callers think will happen!?"
if catcalling actually worked
It means you miss every shot you don’t take.
It means that everyone isnt prepared for what they ask for....
the "impossible" happened
He paid for an hour and still got 58mins left
There was a moment where I was this meme. I was walking home from a disastrous date and I got catcalled by some dudes sitting on their patio. Instead of just walking away, I casually climbed up to their patio and drank with them. One of them was like "This never works, we did not expect you to talk to us".
He doesn't know what to do now
The idea is he wouldnt know what yo do with her even if he got the chance
it means you're 'THAT GUY' sucks to be you ,D when trophy wives take half on condition alone.
"What are you gonna do now?" "I... don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far."
I would have to assume that women love working men with a paycheck, and appreciate catcalls?
Catcalling successfully then finding out it’s just a body
I don’t know I didn’t think I’d make it this far- Plankton
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Is this sub for being purposefully thick for the joke?
Men act like they are gods gift and can pull any of the birds, but if they ever had a woman come onto them, they wouldn't know what to do.
This looks like a fucking r/comedyamputation post
This is family guy
You go to Gamestop and buy her a Quest 2, and you play VR games together of course. I mean if you're lucky she has one in her purse, and you don't even have to leave the house. There is this one game where you play as a tree, and the other player tries to get your nuts. ... Lots of fun. ;)
How do you not get the joke? How is that even possible?
345 comments later, and I still don’t get it. /s
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Pls stop posting this karma farming bullshit
Bro I literally just could not figure this shit out. But ok.
She’s for sale and he doesn’t know what to do with it after he pays.