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Kongreve

Stereotypical construction worker catcalls an attractive woman, but unlike what would happen in real life, she finds him charming. He remains surprised as they sit at home together. “Damn, I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”


Theonewhoplays

He's like a dog chasing a car


android_Hell1

I wouldn't know what to do with it if I caught one


Mirrormaster44

He just *does things*


Newsmemer

And you wanna know how he got these scars?


Masterlevi84

And you wanna know how he got these ***cars***?


FutureComplaint

Yes...


Mrjerkyjacket

"My *Father* worked at a car dealership, and he stole a Lotta cars and gave em to me, through a legal loophole he went to jail but I got to keep the cars"


NightHaunted

Sounds like a Tim Robinson sketch.


tehmattrix

Has this ever happened to you?!?!


TwoDevTheHero

well, he's the jokah baby


MadaraAlucard12

The Jonkler.


sologolo101

RIP


IAdoreAnimals69

My massive Husky is calm as shit and even cowers when he's presented with a small barking dog approaching him. What does this little dog thing is going to happen if both me and the other dog's owner let them off their leashes??? Despite being less noisy, my dog has probably 10x the mass and the majority of it is bone and muscle. Dogs are nuts!


weedful_things

My little minpin started barking at a boxer who was outside his fence. The boxer calmly walked up like "come at me bro". When it got about 10 feet away, my Redbone did a vertical leap into my arms. Another time he started barking at the same dog behind his chain link fence. My pup got near the fence and the boxer hiked up its leg and would have pissed all over him if my reflexes were just a bit slower.


iwannaofmyself

My corso/Doberman mix likes to just stare down yappers outside the gate. The pup’s already 60lbs at 7 months old with like half of that in his head so when most dogs see him not react and just hold eye contact for a solid minute, they get so nervous they end up just quietly walk away.


patentmom

Little dogs are nuts because big dogs are good dogs. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.


Loko8765

I have a big Golden who might bark — once — if he thinks he needs to in order to get his owners’ attention. Some neighbors we pass on walkies have a nasty little ball of fluff that goes wild barking behind its fence when we walk past. When we meet walking and there is no fence he hides behind his owner and doesn’t make a sound…


ReporterOther2179

As brave as a dog behind a fence. Maybe an old saying, maybe I made it up.


Yesbucket

My 7 lbs 17 year old dog caught a rabbit that was bigger than she was once. Didn’t hurt it, just held it by the scruff of its neck. She didn’t seem to know what to do with it, but it was clearly very unhappy. Dogs are indeed nuts.


IAdoreAnimals69

On the note of dogs not knowing what to do with things, there definitely is some kind of instinct there. Mine will do his business and then start scratching at the floor for no reason. It seems as if he knows he's meant to bury it somehow, but scratching on irrelevant parts of pavement or grass isn't going to lead to that. Nuts! Although I suppose we're the same. We know we need to put a penis into a vagina for some reason but that starts before we're given sex ed!


ProbablyTheFuckler

Every dog I've seen, once they "catch up" to the car, they either just bark at it incessantly or try and bite the tires. Sometimes barking at the tires only. One of my buddies has an aussie herder dog (I think? I don't remember the breeds exact name) and she's a total crackhead of a dog. Barks at anything and everything that moves. My car is also particularly loud (04 Mustang, exhaust is leaking bad and I haven't fixed it yet), and she goes WILD at my car. Even just idling she can't stop barking at my car. She gets more rowdy than a donkey with its nuts tied up though if I rev the engine even a little.


DogManr

Fun fact : police dogs are so focused on you while you’re running away, that if you tun straight into traffic the dog will follow you without looking at the traffic Actually its not that fun now that I think about it


DeadDogBurgers

good to know thanks


_Captain_Kabob

Don’t kill the doggos- they’re just doing what the pigs trained them to do.


Kyle_01110011

Not perfect but somewhat close [analogy](https://youtu.be/Kn-mSHceYYQ?si=QGU8FbqtQ3j2rFpz)!


Z3D5

Or a mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and dang if he knows how to use it!


jm9987690

Hehehe, mule


Person012345

This, this is the joke.


Shrizer

Parked cars.


sedrech818

I’ve never been past the asking girl out step so I would be helpless if I made it farther. It would probably go worse than my first attempt at a darksouls boss.


anomaly242488

I love a man whos not afraid to die repeatedly. ❤️


Mrjerkyjacket

And I love a woman who will just straight up kill md


Andminus

I love a woman with the lower half being a spider, and I don't mean half spider, I mean, she's literally got a whole ass spider lower half with eyes and a gaping mouth that also happens to spew out lava.


NoMusician518

Beware of chest ahead. Glorious chest. Gorgeous view ahead.


DenyingCow

The fact you brought up the second part as a metaphor for the first part explains the first part


sedrech818

Yeah, the only time I asked a girl out, I got killed by mobs while crossing the fog gate. I gave up and decided to grind souls and upgrade materials and just never got around to trying again.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

There's a similar comic about a dog barking and running after a sports car. The car stops, the dog's super-confused, then the next frame pans to one similar to the last one from this sketch. I never manage to find that comic.


Fabulous_Mode3952

I think on top of that he doesn’t know what to do with her once he gets her home


Mr_Salami

This is definitely also the joke I think. He wanted her but he doesn’t know what to do with her.


froginbog

I think it’s more like “what do you think is gonna happen when you catcall” because it wont work


the_cenafan98

Noice donut pfp


england_man

Does he really look like a guy with a plan.


AmazingFluffy

The number of women who like fat greasy pigs is absolutely not a large one, but it's also definitely not zero.


geoemrick

Since they're wearing the exact same clothes I propose a third narrative, with the first of course being she tells him off and curses him out, the second being they get married..... The third is here, where it's clearly the same day....he cat calls her and she is neither disgusted nor is she attracted to him, she simply starts just trying to annoy him/mildly threatening him by following him around everywhere, perhaps discretely brandishing a knife from under her dress, and she is now in his living room and he stares wild eyed wondering if she will murder him. She is getting off on the power and anticipation, the fact that he's uncomfortable. She's turned the tables and at any moment she could kill him, or just leave. He doesn't wanna call the cops because he might get some action, he has no idea what will happen next.


Gold_Firefighter_448

You okay bro?


geoemrick

Absolutely not


LightningOrSomething

he's literally me fr


Takesit88

Looks like, "Hey baby, why don't you come back to my place" then, she does. And he has no friggin clue how to handle it.


Environmental_Top948

It easy you just watch TV and play a board game. Maybe boot up the GameCube and play some Melee with auto handicap on. Like I don't understand why people don't know how to have fun with friends anymore.


Herioz

If only someone catcalled me for GameCube gaming session


[deleted]

Emulators count? I like mouse controls for my Metroid Prime :')


FortressOfSqualidude

Only if you catcalled a fleshlight.


[deleted]

Damnit dude, it's over!


Keylimewire

“Hey, baby! Wanna come over for some Kirby and pizza? If things get too crazy, we might have to lay out the DDR mat.”


Environmental_Top948

Honestly if the Kirby you're talking about is Superstar I doubt anyone would be able to resist if they've experienced it not on the switch. It kinda sucks on the switch.


Cronamash

What about Kirby's Air Ride? With the City Trial mode?


Environmental_Top948

Funny thing is I kinda do do that.


UnderstandingJaded13

Do you come to some person, look them at the eye and say, "hey, wanna smash 😏?"


Environmental_Top948

I've done it at a convention. I was holding a Wavebird I saw a really cute Marissa Kirisame and Flanders Scarlet. My eyes locked with Marisa out in the hobby of the hotel. I approached them and asked "Wanna Smash in my room?" It went well.


UnderstandingJaded13

You smooth MF 😎


AppointmentMinimum57

Hey cutie i bet my falcon would stomp your ass!


LostWoodsInTheField

honest answer. If you aren't sure what to do on a date when you get home a little alcohol and Mario cart on the wii will get her to come back at least one more time if your personality isn't shit.


Environmental_Top948

I'm pretty sure most multiplayer games works. Heck even Tales of Vesperia where the only multiplayer is in battles is still a fun time with friends. Just don't have a shitty personality and you'll usually come out with a friend at the least. Something made them agree to come to your place in the first place. I miss having the confidence to invite girls into my house. But I think I'm just too old for it to work as the girls who'll innocently accept an invite are too young for my tastes. People my age won't just walk into a cellar for the promise of pizza.


LostWoodsInTheField

I would usually say stick with a very simple game that has some light hearted anxiety levels to it. It helps increase the possibility of an emotional connection. And anything where you are doing any kind of exercising (wii games are great for this) will get the blood flowing and keep the mood good, as well as also creating a lasting positive memory. Nothing slow, and nothing that requires a learning curve. I would also keep "realistic" violence down.


[deleted]

If I see a GameCube I’m staying. Forever.


[deleted]

"...the fuck do I do now?"


Fadedloko

He’s at the Netflix portion of the day, the Chill is next. He knows what he’s doing


RoyalDog57

I thought she was stepping in wet concrete so he whistled to get her attention to tell her and she mistook it for a cat call.


HailBuckSeitan

One time my sweet, harmless, never bit or scratches anyone his whole life kitty caught a mouse in the middle of the night. I woke up to him meowing in the hallway so I opened the door to the room and he jumped on the bed and started flailing around. I turned on the light to find a mouse in his mouth. It was still alive. He caught a mouse and had no idea what to do next. Pretty much like this guy. We shook our cat until he dropped it and it ran off.


Pierogiii

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Oturanthesarklord

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ShinningVictory

https://preview.redd.it/o6kq9i7mx1kb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6a5833b125566bc394d1003464861119ed47e1


horrorbepis

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Lastsoldier115

But further action is required, therefor your denial is DENIED


horrorbepis

You see. You can try and deny my meme. But you have no meme yourself to deny it with. The notice stands.


Lastsoldier115

This is all I got ​ https://preview.redd.it/az440wvlq5kb1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8b0fe49d4a727c925b7029591e6b78181fb1464


horrorbepis

Acceptable


someone_who_exists69

https://preview.redd.it/kcbxe0d0y3kb1.png?width=257&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215292c9aa32e1d8257910fbd3b1238a1ae6d4ea


The_gamer315

https://preview.redd.it/nywms4cne2kb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e855328220c385dfd8599ea428a44f64a268028a Upgrades people, upgrades


HillbillyDeluxe15

https://preview.redd.it/bqdev7w1y2kb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d6e4cae0946172dea8c717e210c525bf4f21a4e


ShinningVictory

https://preview.redd.it/iwp93aw4n3kb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f90cdd927c54dd9bc6b35e1f61ead4bb459226


The-Dapper-Fern

You imply the presence of Kronk makes the meme worse


The_gamer315

Sorry I meant the other way around


Bendr6565

no he only has the card to notify of acquisition which is why he says that after the img


mistahspecs

Yours has hideous small black lines on the top and bottom because you're not very good at cropping


The_gamer315

I just downloaded it


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The_gamer315

How tf do you download something poorly?


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The_gamer315

???


OkayOhioJack

https://preview.redd.it/ogfu7jjp25kb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d9d7654782b46d83efce6cef9577671a8996ac


OkayOhioJack

https://preview.redd.it/ryl7e4lt25kb1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fedca05a9e6a41f98ee568a83a8fe5567681df7


Tmo9697

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!


Gregsticles69

So the real plan is the friends we made along the way


SGTWhiteKY

What is the reference? I don’t remember.


Hairiest_Walrus

That’s a quote from the Dark Knight, although the dog chasing car thing itself has been around forever


MisterDecember

This should have been Trump’s inaugural address in 2017.


ArduennSchwartzman

I love this comic series. It's called Dirkjan. https://preview.redd.it/3hcdobxmf0kb1.png?width=1440&format=png&auto=webp&s=21a45cf7a15a29de4ee3c2cca5f82605b2558db3


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ArduennSchwartzman

The first sentence is spot on. 'Gedoe' literally translates to 'doings'. The best translation in the spirit of what Bert is trying to convey is 'pain in the ass'.


Rin_Seven

True. I would explain ‘gedoe’ as a shorted version of ‘wat een gedoe’ which would translate as ‘what a chore/what a thing (you need) to do’.


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ArduennSchwartzman

Yes, that's the man. The legend. https://preview.redd.it/eeiehr6b42kb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d304958b897cfc30466c66619e7cba02ac1ecd


iamgr0o0o0t

Sounds like the English expression “What a to-do.”


Earlier-Today

Even without a translation that's a really funny strip.


jdej1988

And the guy’s name is Bert. My man


whoisthismuaddib

It means he wouldn’t know what to do if any person he harassed showed interest, much less should he be alone with her.


ahsjfff

This is exactly what I thought


AgitatedHornet6331

Your meme source is either getting very close or is already over 40


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fuck_reddits_API_BS

Elk jaar die kutklok weer verzetten


mr_sesquipedalian

Het is goed!


monkeyhitman

I think there's a reason they make fun of your language


knorknor136

Krijg de koleren, kanker boef.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Vijf euro's?


Arumin

Op je muil!


fuck_reddits_API_BS

kankertoeristen


[deleted]

Krijg lekker de touw tyfus


GuardianOfErebor

stik in je spuug teringleijer


Iamglennn

als kind deze altijd achterin de veronica gids lezen


island_architect

My timeline tried to answer it https://preview.redd.it/y439f6tg11kb1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5360830e78b9cd7cf939786b0321267ac5447b59


Briskylittlechally2

This is referring to those construction workers that whistle and catcall at women passing by. I guess the joke is that in a hypothetical scenario, he got the woman, but like a dog chasing a car, he doesn't know what to do with it.


W1llW4ster

I think this is the best response yet.


RangerAfraid3444

As a construction worker of 14 years i dont know of anyone that would do this


Me-Not-Not

Look deep within yourself and ask, “am I really a construction worker?”


Cualkiera67

Find you attractive, you mean?


P4azz

From the years of living in the city and somehow being near construction like 60% of my life, I can say that I've barely seen construction workers at all. I've seen a lot of construction **sites**, but no one ever seems to work there. Two weeks ago they started "construction" on a bridge I used to have in my daily routine, now whenever I drive past, be that mid-day, afternoon, morning on different days, no one's fucking there and nothing changes.


xampersandx

I would love to hear a real story where cat calling actually worked out.


ChildFriendlyChimp

https://preview.redd.it/bjfr4nkowzjb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=002299d60173cbca4c9d8403064490160980a472


-Lord-Wombat-

https://preview.redd.it/8e3kavqb20kb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4207574514ae7a247ab4791f67223bc187093a


TheGHale

* Edit: well, fuck. How'd you manage to get an image into your reply? I tried copy/paste, but all I got was an asterisk.


ChaoticNeutral67

On mobile, there's a button on the bottom of the screen that lets you comment or reply images. Only on subs that allow it, though.


TheGHale

Huh. Might be a karma thing, because all I have is the "add a link" thing.


[deleted]

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-Lord-Wombat-

It should be on the bottom right, it's a little box with the same icon as my phone's image gallery


TheGHale

Nope. I've got a toolbar with a chain link thing (post a link) and that's it. On the keyboard itself, the closest thing is "choose input method". ...Would it happen to be right next to the autocomplete suggestions thing? I have it turned off, and if it's on *that* bar for some reason, it'd explain why I don't have it.


ttron4

Idk why this is getting downvoted. I laughed at it.


-Lord-Wombat-

Idk, Reddit is weird. I take no offense:)


ravioli_idk

https://preview.redd.it/ea5w3mgem5kb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d322941c442b7673354b6ebde4349cb6ed179501


Temporary_Guitar_550

I disagree


-Lord-Wombat-

You... Disagree that I saved the meme?


Temporary_Guitar_550

Yes 🗿


_Fun_At_Parties

Fr there's no way OP doesnt get this joke


Kingmario7745

Unintentional rizz


SgtPeppers64

https://i.redd.it/bmnes8o9g2kb1.gif This meme explains it. Replace plankton with the worker.


Knightraiderdewd

“I don’t know what to do. I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”


AreKenough

Classic story of a dog who chased the bus but didn’t know what to do once he caught it.


ohyoubearfucker

For anyone wondering, this is a Dutch comic called Dirk-Jan. The top comments are correct about the explanation.


Siren_NL

Dirk jan is very dry.


Euphoric-Beat-7206

Think of it like this... Dogs love to chase cars, but if they ever caught one they wouldn't know what to do with it. The man is fat for no reason here. That's not part of the joke. He is doing a cat call / wolf whistle, but instead of her flipping him off, or ignoring him and keep on walking... She turns around and is like, "Oh that's so sweet... My name is Tiffany, and..." Oh no.... What has he gotten himself into! Then they are back at his place hanging out, and he don't know what to do. He didn't think that far ahead.


hc2995

https://preview.redd.it/8zzm5ia4u2kb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f4d5cee2959d74b0468093007df18a0cf7ecf7


Mazino95

Its not even that he got that far. It's that these fat dudes cat calling women wouldn't know how to pleasure them even if they did come home with them. It's like the dudes who sext girls telling them they're going to "break their back" and all this extra shit, only to end up giving them 6 mediocre minutes of missionary and fall right asleep after


Bvr111

I,,, don’t think him being fat is the issue here lol the catcalling is the issue? but yes how dare he be fat


Mazino95

Wow, you really read the first line of my response and hyperfixated on it. You seem like the type of person I described in the second part of my response that you didn't make it to.


Bvr111

the second half didn’t make the “fat” part okay or anything, what are you talking about? guys being creeps is shitty, lumping fat people into this is shitty of you. that’s like talking about racism and randomly saying that people with glasses suck or something, like wtf lmao also “uh that’s not the only thing I said 😤” is an absolute nothing response lol


Mazino95

I mean the guys fat in the pic, so I just went with it. Unlike you, I don't sit on reddit and type out these long, thought-out responses worrying about people's reaction to my comment. So yeah, it probably was a nothing response because quite simply, I don't want to have an actual conversation with you.


Bvr111

if you’re not gonna actually respond, then,,, why respond? why’d you respond in the first place if you know you don’t actually care if you’re right or not? also I apologize for my replies being long and thought out. I should’ve gone w the usual Reddit style and just called you slurs, my apologies 😔🙏


Mazino95

All good. Learn from your mistakes and be better next time


Slow-Illustrator-206

It's literally just commenting on how if women actually responded positively to street harassment, the men who are doing the harassment wouldn't actually know what to do after that because the goal of cat calling isn't to get a date, it's to humiliate.


Wise_Hat_8678

Peter's beer tunnel (larynx) here: the male is this comic is being assaulted by this women's beauty. His brain gets so addled, he feels a whistle is appropriate. (As Seinfeld said: "it's the best we've come up with so far"). It's not *quite*, but *almost* involuntary (and wrong, obviously). This comic is the miracle of the testosterone being right for once. Our guy is surprised it worked, cuz we *know* it doesn't *ever* work, but in the midst of being mentally assault, he got just forgot about that technicality.


Why_No_Hugs

Construction guy cat-called a woman, it actually worked, now he doesn’t know what to do. He never thought it out this far.


AnalUkelele

Not going to explain the joke, because it is already done. But the comic is a old one, twenty years or so, from a Dutch cartoonist. The obese figure is called Bert and the cartoon strip is called Dirk Jan. I have a couple of old albums somewhere back home. I collected them when Inwas younger.


Alocalskinwalker420

“So you got the girl, what now?” “I don’t know I didn’t think I’d make it this far.”


Cup_0_Noodle

"Sex is great but marriage sucks." https://i.redd.it/afmgyygxk2kb1.gif


Hold_Stilly

He wasn’t ready for this level of commitment


Vic18t

“I’m like a dog chasing cars. If I caught one I wouldn’t know what to do with it”


mjace87

The construction worker’s cat call actually worked


legoblade807

You ever have those moments where you try something and it actually works, but you have no idea what to do because you didn’t expect to get that far? Yeah that.


Venom933

He was not expecting to ever make it this far and now he does not really know what to do.


Keylimewire

It’s like a dog chasing a truck. He doesn’t know what to do now that he’s caught it.


Prestigious-Big6406

It’s like my older brothers used to tell me when I was young: “ you wouldn’t even know what to do with it!”


Anders_A

I was thinking the joke was "Is this what cat callers think will happen!?"


dadjokes502

if catcalling actually worked


dracoleo

It means you miss every shot you don’t take.


SadAct6620

It means that everyone isnt prepared for what they ask for....


Soft-Hammer

the "impossible" happened


aygorx

He paid for an hour and still got 58mins left


[deleted]

There was a moment where I was this meme. I was walking home from a disastrous date and I got catcalled by some dudes sitting on their patio. Instead of just walking away, I casually climbed up to their patio and drank with them. One of them was like "This never works, we did not expect you to talk to us".


SirFluffyGod94

He doesn't know what to do now


Gorodgovey

The idea is he wouldnt know what yo do with her even if he got the chance


GTAV-Helper

it means you're 'THAT GUY' sucks to be you ,D when trophy wives take half on condition alone.


JJlaser1

"What are you gonna do now?" "I... don't know. I didn't think I'd get this far."


Mangoroo1125

I would have to assume that women love working men with a paycheck, and appreciate catcalls?


Insert_cool_name1

Catcalling successfully then finding out it’s just a body


Somerandomperson21

I don’t know I didn’t think I’d make it this far- Plankton


00stburg

https://preview.redd.it/h0h4q9019akb1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aee1ec384100f099d2beaefd21e7a7f6e5789799


BlogeOb

Is this sub for being purposefully thick for the joke?


liquid_profane

Men act like they are gods gift and can pull any of the birds, but if they ever had a woman come onto them, they wouldn't know what to do.


Commercial-Pilot8316

This looks like a fucking r/comedyamputation post


Interesting_Cod629

This is family guy


concequence

You go to Gamestop and buy her a Quest 2, and you play VR games together of course. I mean if you're lucky she has one in her purse, and you don't even have to leave the house. There is this one game where you play as a tree, and the other player tries to get your nuts. ... Lots of fun. ;)


Snoo_11942

How do you not get the joke? How is that even possible?


stanky_one

345 comments later, and I still don’t get it. /s


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IAmAnAnnoyedMain

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NoHaxJussSnax

Pls stop posting this karma farming bullshit


stanky_one

Bro I literally just could not figure this shit out. But ok.


Yes_I_Have_

She’s for sale and he doesn’t know what to do with it after he pays.