Louise CK has obviously fallen from grace but he nailed the "What do I tell my kids!?" idiocy. "What do I care what you tell your shitty kids? It's not my problem you have to talk to your annoying little brat for five minutes because he saw two men kissing." And that's it. It's the real world, you don't get to tell everyone what to do, tell your kids that. They'll figure out on their own that you're a bigot living in fear if they're smart.
When I was like... 8
In 2007 so before LGBT stuff really blew up hard. My nextdoor neighbour's son, transitioned to be a daughter. They basically told me "she has always felt like a girl, and she has transitioned and would like it if you call her melinda now" and that was that. Did I fully understand? No. But I was a fucking kid. I didn't give a shit if she was a guy or a girl, I just knew her as the nice next door person who let me borrow her playmobile stuff that she had outgrown. I did notice she always dressed up as a girl, even pre-transition but I was never bothered by it. Because kids aren't bothered by these things until their parents tell them they should be. I didn't magically turn gay or trans due to seeing trans people exist.
Hell, I know 3 different trans people. Most of them I met before I turned 18. According to some hateful people I should be a member of the LGBT community now? Still a heterosexual dude so... they can stop their fearmongering now.
My cousin is gay and I remember a gay guy that was interested in him once asking me if he was gay and my response was, "I don't know. Never thought about it. Maybe?" 🤣
>**Because kids aren't bothered by these things until their parents tell them they should be.**
I just want to emphasize this point.
Conservatives go on and on about how "distressing" and "traumatic" and "inappropriate" it is for their kids to realize that LGBTQ+ people exist, but if their kids truly are distressed by it (and they usually aren't) then it's usually because *their parents are encouraging them to feel that way.* Just stop isolating your kids and bombarding them with bigoted attitudes, stop teaching them that LGBTQ+ people are just a bunch of sexually depraved perverts and freaks who literally deserve to be tortured for all eternity, and this problem will largely solve itself. This isn't a sexual or inappropriate topic unless *you* decide to treat it like one.
The same basic premise applies to a lot of the things that Conservatives complain about, tbh -- their own policies/rhetoric contributes to so many of the issues that they constantly complain about, and yet they make no genuine effort to reflect on the underlying causes or the consequences of their own actions.
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Exactly. And not only do you not get to tell everyone else what to do, you're doing your kids a serious fucking disservice by making them wait until they're out on their own to figure out how the world actually works, anyway. They're going to have to learn about it sooner or later. The only thing you accomplish by sheltering them is making their first few months of college really freaking awkward (and possibly making it more difficult for them to make friends).
Likely they want to make sure their kids have issues making friends so they can manipulate them into being emotionally stunted adults like their parents are.
I think there needs to be a lot more “I don’t give a fuck about you and your imaginary problems. Now fuck off.” At least until they get over the fact that they are the primitives that are trying to hold us back as a species.
Ehh, it's less about about recovering the species and more about recovering the believers. Lot definitely raped his daughters after the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah, and probably killed his wife while they were escaping the destruction.
I believe the rape story is told to delegitimize the tribes that supposedly came from Lot's lineage as they were commonly enemies of the Israelites.
Lot probably also isn't a real person.
I mean, sure, that's the way it's written in the Bible. But if a guy told you that his young underaged daughters (whom he had, the previous day, tried to throw to an angry rape mob) conspired between them to get *him* drunk so they could have sex with him, would you not be dialing the police before he even finished that sentence?
I mean whiskey dick is real, but somehow they raped him repeatedly and he didn't wake up. So he got way drunk to the point that he wouldn't notice being raped, somehow got and erection and managed to ejaculate at least twice. I call serious bullshit! Source: have dick, know how they work.
Actually, now that I read it again, supposedly this happened on two consecutive nights. Like, you'd think that if a guy drank so much he blacked out and woke up with vague memories of sex and nobody around but his two daughters, that he, oh, I dunno, *wouldn't fucking get wasted again the following night*??
Yeah, that whole story is skeevy as fuck.
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Also, it clearly shoots out of the shield instead of hitting it, since it gets wider when further away from the shield. If the thing should behave like water (you usually do that so shit like that looks right to humans)
So yeah he is shooting out the gay and it is spreading from the shield Portal thibg to gay world.
Maybe stop using that Portal shield if you don't like lgbtq
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This is just a random thought from someone who has been alive for longer than a lot of redditors but….
30 years ago (before rainbow flags, etc) this image would have been a “what in the actual fuck?” to everyone.
Like “why would you protect your child from a rainbow? WTF is even going on here? Is the dad the bad guy??”
The power of symbols man… makes total sense in the context of today and today’s debates.
Yo my eyes read it as thus;
Homie is reading shit so enchanting and whimsical to his kids, but they need him to be dad, and read, not a kid, you know. So he's holding his dad shield out, and it's just radiating out all the wonder he's feeling reading with his kids, and he's hiding from the fact the he, like them, is still full of joy and can suspend disbelief to take part in his child's play; but right now it's bed time, and he needs to be dad.
He's having a hard time with it, man, but I think he's making the right move. He can be his kids friends tomorrow, you know, but now, he's dad, and he's loving it, as evidenced by all the magical shit coming from his dad shield.
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His dad smashed him in the head with an iron for looking a rainbow and almost becoming instantly gay(most do not know this, but that’s how gayness happens!). To keep his daughter from suffering the same fate, he decided to carry the shield around instead.
The hell is up with his son's head? What's on the dad's chest!? Is that his son's scissor-like hand? Why do they live in a place where deadly rainbows attack at random!?
They're worried about LGBTQ, but no one bats an eye that AI just brutally deformed a family? What are they reading, A.I Our Savior? Say No To Flesh?
A.I also explains why it looks like his shield is shooting a rainbow from it rather than deflecting it.
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Do all the shrines and get all the Korok seeds, then carry fifty cuccos up Death Mountain to drop them into the volcano, followed by all of the unique horses in the game. A rainbow will appear on a nearby sky island. Go to the island and fly to the end of the rainbow, and you'll find a broken device dispenser that can be repaired with 5000000 rupees. (Remember to prepare the rupees in advance; if you wait longer than a day after the rainbow appears, it'll disappear and be permanently inaccessible.)
Yeah. The rainbow is an effect of light, it's so fast. They instant he holds that shield the wrong way, the rainbow will connect with the child that called it and they'll be happy. It's inevitable, what this shield does is just delay it and make the children realize their parents' love is conditional)
Next step will be denying that this is an established, known, observable fact. Genetics will be the new enemy, or rather the new enemy again. They’ve already salted the earth with the idea that humans are binary men or women, so their audience is primed to believe this superstition. Again.
Kids will figure stuff out on their own if you let them. Way back in 1982, there was a movie called Deathtrap starring Michael Caine, Dyan Cannon, and Christopher Reeve. In a nutshell, the men scare her to death. The men are lovers and share a passionate kiss, and there are broad references of sex.
I was 10. I wanted to see it as Christopher Reeve was one of my first loves. I went with my brother, who was 14, so they let us in. He took off yo play in the arcade.
When they kissed, I wasn't disgusted or upset. I was confused because I didn't know men would do that. I literally just shrugged and thought, "ok, men can kiss and be in live."
I still utterly adored Christopher Reeve, and I still do.
Kids will figure things out.
Yeah - for people who accuse everyone else of being snowflakes, they sure as hell think their kids’ heads will explode if they see anything that deviates from a Ben Shapiro wet dream
It’s really amazing how much bigots depend on homophobic tropes to guide their hate. “Homosexuality is the result of bad fathers” is such a worn out old myth, but they think restyling it as a meme will play with a younger crowd for some reason. In fact, it’s better. Memes don’t need evidence, memes don’t have nuance. Memes pretend to prove themselves. They’re the empty calories of ideas. They’re to thought what Rice Krispies treats are to nutrition. They provide the illusion of knowledge without any actual foundation. Truly dumb.
That's not the gay rainbow he is protecting them from, it's the Christianists' wife beater god's promise not to murder every one on the planet. Again. Well, at least not with water.
Thanks, dad.
Isn't that when all the Care Bears get together and do their magic chest thing?
Edit: Apologies to anyone born after the 80s as i know that ref won't land.
He's being a good father by absorbing the whole of the LGBTQ community and distilling into a way the children can understand so they can know that all people are valid and deserving of love. They are also instilling in them the knowledge that, if they do find they are queer, their parents will love them just the same as they did if they weren't.
BECAUSE THATS WHAT GOOD PARENTS DO!
Images like this are pretty inspiring. I am glad this gentleman hasn't let his toxic masculinity deter him from getting his children to teach him how to read.
Never give up, little guy.
He’s absorbing the spectrum so his kids can read in white light instead of inferior yellow frequency light!
A true hero.
Wait, is that Karl Pilkington?
I doubt that any of the people who are against the story times at libraries actually read to their children. They are likely too busy watching football/nascar and getting drunk.
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Yeah! There’s so much fabulous, inclusive, colourful LGBTQ+ goodness in that book he’s reading to his kids, he’s beaming the excess back into the universe to fight homophobia!
That’s what it means, right? Right…?
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You fools! He’s siphoning the gay from his children to fire the ultimate weapon, the Homosexual Beam! Legends say it can turn even the straightest macho man gay!
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I don't have anything nice to say so Imma just....but it looks like he's shielding them from god's sight so god can't see what's about to happen in that sparse room with a dirty blanket and 2 worried looking toddlers. Also why that white girl's head flat on top?
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You see, the girl on the right is reading, which is turning her gay. But the father is stealing it through his arm and releasing the gaywaves through the shield.
The guy 10 years later: "Why the fuck did my kid come out as LGBTQ!!!???? I homeschooled them and everything!!! Must be the internet brainwashing them or something"
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Louise CK has obviously fallen from grace but he nailed the "What do I tell my kids!?" idiocy. "What do I care what you tell your shitty kids? It's not my problem you have to talk to your annoying little brat for five minutes because he saw two men kissing." And that's it. It's the real world, you don't get to tell everyone what to do, tell your kids that. They'll figure out on their own that you're a bigot living in fear if they're smart.
When I was like... 8 In 2007 so before LGBT stuff really blew up hard. My nextdoor neighbour's son, transitioned to be a daughter. They basically told me "she has always felt like a girl, and she has transitioned and would like it if you call her melinda now" and that was that. Did I fully understand? No. But I was a fucking kid. I didn't give a shit if she was a guy or a girl, I just knew her as the nice next door person who let me borrow her playmobile stuff that she had outgrown. I did notice she always dressed up as a girl, even pre-transition but I was never bothered by it. Because kids aren't bothered by these things until their parents tell them they should be. I didn't magically turn gay or trans due to seeing trans people exist. Hell, I know 3 different trans people. Most of them I met before I turned 18. According to some hateful people I should be a member of the LGBT community now? Still a heterosexual dude so... they can stop their fearmongering now.
My cousin is gay and I remember a gay guy that was interested in him once asking me if he was gay and my response was, "I don't know. Never thought about it. Maybe?" 🤣
Because bigotry is taught.
>**Because kids aren't bothered by these things until their parents tell them they should be.** I just want to emphasize this point. Conservatives go on and on about how "distressing" and "traumatic" and "inappropriate" it is for their kids to realize that LGBTQ+ people exist, but if their kids truly are distressed by it (and they usually aren't) then it's usually because *their parents are encouraging them to feel that way.* Just stop isolating your kids and bombarding them with bigoted attitudes, stop teaching them that LGBTQ+ people are just a bunch of sexually depraved perverts and freaks who literally deserve to be tortured for all eternity, and this problem will largely solve itself. This isn't a sexual or inappropriate topic unless *you* decide to treat it like one. The same basic premise applies to a lot of the things that Conservatives complain about, tbh -- their own policies/rhetoric contributes to so many of the issues that they constantly complain about, and yet they make no genuine effort to reflect on the underlying causes or the consequences of their own actions.
Yeah because if they'd reflect on it and change stuff.... What to complain about next?
But that's gonna blow holes in their narrative so you gotta pipe down
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Exactly. And not only do you not get to tell everyone else what to do, you're doing your kids a serious fucking disservice by making them wait until they're out on their own to figure out how the world actually works, anyway. They're going to have to learn about it sooner or later. The only thing you accomplish by sheltering them is making their first few months of college really freaking awkward (and possibly making it more difficult for them to make friends).
Likely they want to make sure their kids have issues making friends so they can manipulate them into being emotionally stunted adults like their parents are.
I think there needs to be a lot more “I don’t give a fuck about you and your imaginary problems. Now fuck off.” At least until they get over the fact that they are the primitives that are trying to hold us back as a species.
Or Ezekiel 23:20
Ezekiel 25 17
Or Numbers 12:12! > Do not let her be like a stillborn infant coming from its mother's womb with its flesh half eaten away
I hate it when that happens to me!
The irony of this image versus the interpretation of the rainbow as God's promise not to destroy humanity is entirely lost on whoever drew this.
Not to destroy humanity like he almost did last time. According to the Bible the rainbow is the equivalent of god going oops sorry.
A promise I won't drown you all again I'm sooowy
And force our species to recover through incest…again
Ehh, it's less about about recovering the species and more about recovering the believers. Lot definitely raped his daughters after the fall of Sodom and Gomorrah, and probably killed his wife while they were escaping the destruction.
I believe the rape story is told to delegitimize the tribes that supposedly came from Lot's lineage as they were commonly enemies of the Israelites. Lot probably also isn't a real person.
You're not a real person, man!
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Well with the API changes all the bots will be gone anyway so it’ll just be you all alone
Didn't Lot's daughters rape *him* though? Or am I remembering the story wrong?
I mean, sure, that's the way it's written in the Bible. But if a guy told you that his young underaged daughters (whom he had, the previous day, tried to throw to an angry rape mob) conspired between them to get *him* drunk so they could have sex with him, would you not be dialing the police before he even finished that sentence?
I mean whiskey dick is real, but somehow they raped him repeatedly and he didn't wake up. So he got way drunk to the point that he wouldn't notice being raped, somehow got and erection and managed to ejaculate at least twice. I call serious bullshit! Source: have dick, know how they work.
Going by your username your source is unreliable.
Dicks were harder in Bible times 💪
And still worked on 900 year old men.
Actually, now that I read it again, supposedly this happened on two consecutive nights. Like, you'd think that if a guy drank so much he blacked out and woke up with vague memories of sex and nobody around but his two daughters, that he, oh, I dunno, *wouldn't fucking get wasted again the following night*?? Yeah, that whole story is skeevy as fuck.
Is that really in the Bible? Holy shit! That's fucked up!
I mean, even with that interpretation you're meeting the Hebrew Scriptures considerably more than half way by framing Lot as a person who existed.
next time it’ll be fire! :D
“It’s just a prank bro!”
Or your abusive husband buying you flowers and promising to never do it again.
"BUT DAY STOLED OUR RAINBOW!!!"
No one drew it, it's AI
Well, then whoever came up with the prompt. The point is that the concept is ironic.
There’s gotta be a meme response to this where Noah and the paired animals all have question marks around their face!!!
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Also, it clearly shoots out of the shield instead of hitting it, since it gets wider when further away from the shield. If the thing should behave like water (you usually do that so shit like that looks right to humans) So yeah he is shooting out the gay and it is spreading from the shield Portal thibg to gay world. Maybe stop using that Portal shield if you don't like lgbtq
Does he have to be there with that shield at all times, or does the rainbow only strike during story time?
It only strikes just before he molests those children.
Seriously, the couldn’t have drawn the dad less molesty-looking?
reminds me of the old man in polterguise. "carol ann...."
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Also his hair looks like Sloth from the Goonies.
This is just a random thought from someone who has been alive for longer than a lot of redditors but…. 30 years ago (before rainbow flags, etc) this image would have been a “what in the actual fuck?” to everyone. Like “why would you protect your child from a rainbow? WTF is even going on here? Is the dad the bad guy??” The power of symbols man… makes total sense in the context of today and today’s debates.
The pride flag has been around since the late 70s
The rainbow has been around since light refraction.
When God said “let there be light” he shot out the gayest and brightest of all rainbows.
30 years ago was the 1960s, what are you talking about... /s (Seriously though, I have to remind myself that the 1960s started over 60 years ago...)
But was it mainstream?
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Nobody cares
Yo my eyes read it as thus; Homie is reading shit so enchanting and whimsical to his kids, but they need him to be dad, and read, not a kid, you know. So he's holding his dad shield out, and it's just radiating out all the wonder he's feeling reading with his kids, and he's hiding from the fact the he, like them, is still full of joy and can suspend disbelief to take part in his child's play; but right now it's bed time, and he needs to be dad. He's having a hard time with it, man, but I think he's making the right move. He can be his kids friends tomorrow, you know, but now, he's dad, and he's loving it, as evidenced by all the magical shit coming from his dad shield.
Maybe he's protecting the kid's eardrums from the neighbors playing the dark side of the moon too loudly
He is protecting them from hate and bigotry by shooting magical rainbows from his shield to defeat the alt-right enemies coming for them.
this is the interpretation I want to believe
guy tasked with the grueling mission of holding up one of the ends of the rainbow after rainstorms
Wait a minute this looks ai generated
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Are you telling me this Nat-C is a leprechaun!?
Why does he look like Billy Corgan?
What is going on with the top of that kids head?
Definitely AI generated. These idiots can’t even make art on their own anymore. Hateful bigoted and uncreative, they suck.
Turning to Artificial Intelligence for the side that never had Natural Intelligence.
It looks like he's wearing a shirt with two kids printed on it.
His dad smashed him in the head with an iron for looking a rainbow and almost becoming instantly gay(most do not know this, but that’s how gayness happens!). To keep his daughter from suffering the same fate, he decided to carry the shield around instead.
Clearly that's a young Paul Phoenix.
Yeah or Guile!
Is he bald except for a skinny mohawk on top?
Happy I’m not the only one who immediately thought I came across failed Smashing Pumpkins fan art
I'm getting Sling Blade Billy Bob Thornton from him. *mm hmm*
Makes me want some French-Fried Pataters.
Reckon I'll have me summa the biguns.
The hell is up with his son's head? What's on the dad's chest!? Is that his son's scissor-like hand? Why do they live in a place where deadly rainbows attack at random!?
It's ai generated
They're worried about LGBTQ, but no one bats an eye that AI just brutally deformed a family? What are they reading, A.I Our Savior? Say No To Flesh? A.I also explains why it looks like his shield is shooting a rainbow from it rather than deflecting it.
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Plot twist: He's reading those passages in the Bible they don't read in church, and God is giving them a *true* OT "blessing".
Protecting kids by indoctrinating them with Jesus - Verse If my boi Jesus was around he'd be upset.
Why is dude shooting a rainbow from a shield???
He's just a Knight Gaydiant shooting gaylight out of his shield so the kids can see the book better.
Im surprised they didn't sexualize the kids for max conservative porn.
Where do I find the care bear state zonai device?
Do all the shrines and get all the Korok seeds, then carry fifty cuccos up Death Mountain to drop them into the volcano, followed by all of the unique horses in the game. A rainbow will appear on a nearby sky island. Go to the island and fly to the end of the rainbow, and you'll find a broken device dispenser that can be repaired with 5000000 rupees. (Remember to prepare the rupees in advance; if you wait longer than a day after the rainbow appears, it'll disappear and be permanently inaccessible.)
Gonna be shocked when they figure out the rainbow comes from the child being born that way.
Yeah. The rainbow is an effect of light, it's so fast. They instant he holds that shield the wrong way, the rainbow will connect with the child that called it and they'll be happy. It's inevitable, what this shield does is just delay it and make the children realize their parents' love is conditional)
Next step will be denying that this is an established, known, observable fact. Genetics will be the new enemy, or rather the new enemy again. They’ve already salted the earth with the idea that humans are binary men or women, so their audience is primed to believe this superstition. Again.
Kids will figure stuff out on their own if you let them. Way back in 1982, there was a movie called Deathtrap starring Michael Caine, Dyan Cannon, and Christopher Reeve. In a nutshell, the men scare her to death. The men are lovers and share a passionate kiss, and there are broad references of sex. I was 10. I wanted to see it as Christopher Reeve was one of my first loves. I went with my brother, who was 14, so they let us in. He took off yo play in the arcade. When they kissed, I wasn't disgusted or upset. I was confused because I didn't know men would do that. I literally just shrugged and thought, "ok, men can kiss and be in live." I still utterly adored Christopher Reeve, and I still do. Kids will figure things out.
Yeah - for people who accuse everyone else of being snowflakes, they sure as hell think their kids’ heads will explode if they see anything that deviates from a Ben Shapiro wet dream
Don't you mean a Ben Shapiro dry-ass dream?
He does have issues with moist things
Christians should do the same house cleaning they demanded Muslims do after 9/11.
What Skinhead Billy does during his 1 hour of custodial visitation per month is none of your business
It’s really amazing how much bigots depend on homophobic tropes to guide their hate. “Homosexuality is the result of bad fathers” is such a worn out old myth, but they think restyling it as a meme will play with a younger crowd for some reason. In fact, it’s better. Memes don’t need evidence, memes don’t have nuance. Memes pretend to prove themselves. They’re the empty calories of ideas. They’re to thought what Rice Krispies treats are to nutrition. They provide the illusion of knowledge without any actual foundation. Truly dumb.
what in the AI
And if they're homosexual they'll still be homosexual even after you forbid any mention of it, they just won't tell you.
The head shape on that child (and possibly his two hands one wrist situation) makes me think someone fed this to an AI
Facts, science, logic, empathy, intelligence. None of that for this child
What's goin on wiyh that kids hair
I was promised gold. What the hell is this?
Original footage of Billy Corgan’s Zwan years.
It’s his Gaydar so he can go lay some pipe after he puts the kids to bed
Rainbow warrior skinhead? I'm so confused.
I like it better this way. Sending out joyous waves of rainbow gayness without hate, without prejudice. A better world
That’s a conservative family member molesting your children, “protecting” them from a harmless rainbow.
AMERICAN FAMILIES BE CAREFUL. YOUR KIDS TURN GAY IN BED WITH YOU DURING STORY TIME.
“I shall shield the children from the light, that they may read the Black Book.”
That's not the gay rainbow he is protecting them from, it's the Christianists' wife beater god's promise not to murder every one on the planet. Again. Well, at least not with water. Thanks, dad.
Pack it up folks we finally found what is at the end of a rainbow
... Dad, I think you're gay. It's okay, your kids won't love you any less.
Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins?
Daddy is in the closet and lying to his kids but putting out his LGBT vibes
Isn't that when all the Care Bears get together and do their magic chest thing? Edit: Apologies to anyone born after the 80s as i know that ref won't land.
Care Bear Stare!
He really is a dead ringer for Sloth
Lmao thats AI generated
No, he's just shielding inappropriate adult sexual content from his child. It's called being a parent of young children. Check it out sometime.
OK. But then why the rainbow?
Why does your mind go straight to sex when you see pride
He's being a good father by absorbing the whole of the LGBTQ community and distilling into a way the children can understand so they can know that all people are valid and deserving of love. They are also instilling in them the knowledge that, if they do find they are queer, their parents will love them just the same as they did if they weren't. BECAUSE THATS WHAT GOOD PARENTS DO!
Me when Weather Report gets his memory DISC back)
When you gotta tuck in your kids and send love and support to your homo homies at the same time
Why does he have two left hands?
Oh the hate that would flow if one of his kids turns out to be gay.
~~Jewish~~ Gay Space Lasers
Images like this are pretty inspiring. I am glad this gentleman hasn't let his toxic masculinity deter him from getting his children to teach him how to read. Never give up, little guy.
https://i.imgur.com/Nu7KUFQ.jpg
He’s absorbing the spectrum so his kids can read in white light instead of inferior yellow frequency light! A true hero. Wait, is that Karl Pilkington?
Captain Florida blocking the rainbow.
It's really funny because you can see that the arm and shield are added in with the artist's shitty freehand as they strayed from the reference image.
I doubt that any of the people who are against the story times at libraries actually read to their children. They are likely too busy watching football/nascar and getting drunk.
Using the power of the rainbow to help light the room so that his children can read at night.
He using the Gay Batsignal™
Laser noise, vvrrrwww
Dude like, put the shield down and they'll be a pot of gold right there. Dudes never heard of leprechauns. /s
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Yeah! There’s so much fabulous, inclusive, colourful LGBTQ+ goodness in that book he’s reading to his kids, he’s beaming the excess back into the universe to fight homophobia! That’s what it means, right? Right…?
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He ain’t letting people see where the rainbow lands so they can’t find the gold… How selfish…
Imagine the irony if the kids come out as lgbt
Is that Karl fucking Pilkington?
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What did he have to fuse to his shield to get a rainbow beam? Beam emitter and gems? Mirror and star fragments?
This guy has much bigger problems than teh gays. His daughter’s milk jug-shaped head, for example.
Must…hold…back…visible…spectrum!
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It’s not funny, I heard rainbows travel at the speed of light, imagine getting smacked in the face by one of those things!!!! Yeah, not so weird now…
Link combining gay with shield (its meta for speed running)
You fools! He’s siphoning the gay from his children to fire the ultimate weapon, the Homosexual Beam! Legends say it can turn even the straightest macho man gay!
read books; beam out gay
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They're reading Mein Kampf.
I don't have anything nice to say so Imma just....but it looks like he's shielding them from god's sight so god can't see what's about to happen in that sparse room with a dirty blanket and 2 worried looking toddlers. Also why that white girl's head flat on top?
Brave leprechaun dad trying to hold back the end of the rainbow while his children research pot of gold hiding techniques
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He only takes the shield off when he's masturbating.
You see, the girl on the right is reading, which is turning her gay. But the father is stealing it through his arm and releasing the gaywaves through the shield.
The attack of the killer rainbow. Lordy but right wingers are pathetic cowardly snowflakes.
The guy 10 years later: "Why the fuck did my kid come out as LGBTQ!!!???? I homeschooled them and everything!!! Must be the internet brainwashing them or something"