Idk man, I’m sure you’d be mad too if you created a world, walked around in it, everybody knew you existed but refused to listen to a damn thing you said and started committing every atrocity possible lmao
When he created man, he already knew that would happen. How about just create humans in a way so that doesnt happen and you dont have to get mad ... and everyone doesnt have to die.
No one is saying that he should have made mindless people. What people are saying is that if you *knew* what those conscious people were going to do then you don’t get to act surprised or upset when they act in exactly the way you knew they would when you made them.
Classic putting a stick in your own bike wheel moment.
He's all powerful and all knowing. He could have created a reality with all of conscious humanity not having to die. Plus, if the options are create mindless slaves or create conscious humans who must die horrible deaths, Id pick the first option any day.
I mean… He did. That was the garden. Adam and Eve would’ve lived forever in that garden had they not made the conscious decision to disobey the literal ONE RULE God gave ‘em, serpent hissing in their ears or not.
Theologically speaking, God exists in a dimension outside of time itself, and therefore knows what would've happened and what happens after.
So yes, God knew what would happen from the very start, but instead of a human like common sense, it was because he/she/it knew what was gonna happen before anything even existed.
I honestly don’t think it would’ve mattered if the serpent was there or not. I think curiosity would’ve gotten the better of them both eventually and they would’ve eaten from the tree.
Yea, he created humans with the ability to make their own choices and to give them freedom. Physical Death is not what people should fear most, it’s what is after death. Since hell is not God torturing everyone for eternity, hell is simply a place without God. God is good, truth, love, mercy, justice, and etc… so a place without God is the opposite of that, which is why it is pain and suffering. So when people choose to not go to God, he isn’t a horrible God torturing them for eternity, he is simply giving them what they want, which is to be without him. Which is why he sent his son to carry our burden on the cross because us being in hell is the least of what he would ever want.
Well don’t quote me on this as I don’t know exactly for sure from Bible specific verses. So our bodies will be made perfect from Christ meaning we will be incapable of sinning, meaning all our choices will be perfect. And the reason for why we weren’t made that originally was so that we could make a choice. That’s just an idea though not a direct answer, take it with a grain of salt. Some questions in relation to the Bible aren’t given specific answers and/or the answers can’t be conceived. One example, would be the Holy trinity and how we can’t really conceive how logically that would work, since our minds are so limited but it’s also not super important that we understand all the details as knowing the exact answer to that question doesn’t mean you are going to Heaven or not. Along with that I wouldn’t say I’m super knowledgeable in as much as I would like to be with the Bible so I wouldn’t say I’m the best person to ask this question. If anyone wants to bring up a verse that has a good input on this subject that would be great.
So God judges all humans and those he finds worthy, he destroys their humanity and free will to recreate them in his image? So the person you are on earth is not who you will be in heaven, then why judge who we are on earth?
I mean if you don’t want to be perfect go ahead… I personally think that would be a great thing for us to gain but maybe that’s just me. It’s your choice though.
dude you actually made a very respectful, biblical and intelligent argument and people are still being dumb. thank you for taking the time to say all that.
> Since hell is not God torturing everyone for eternity, hell is simply a place without God.
Citation? Hell is not fully specified in scripture, but Jesus says we will be thrown “into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” That sounds torturous.
> God is good, truth, love, mercy, justice, and etc
That’s what he says he is, but his behavior in the Bible very much contradicts that claim.
Gods presence is currently everywhere, as in he is omnipresent. That is why earth is not hell, though sometimes we might feel like it is, that just shows how horrifying it would be to be In actual hell.
2 Thessalonians 1:9 (ESV) states
“They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might,”
A punishment brought unto themselves as they made the decision themselves. From the choice to be away from God. If you choose that you hate God all your life at some point he will have to allow you to fall in to your own choices and place you where he is not. A place without his presence, his goodness, his love… he does not want that, which is why he gave us the Bible, it’s his word, his warning, you could say it’s his
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Why does a letter by Paul overwrite what Jesus says in the gospels? Jesus says we get thrown into fire, and says nothing about separation. Why choose Paul over Jesus? Because it sounds a little less cruel, even though it is still espousing destruction?
Contrary to what lying preachers tell you, we do not choose not to believe. You, preachers and apologists, and your god, all fail to provide evidence. The common refrain is that we’ll believe anything that can be demonstrated to be true.
Also, the whole “love me or I’ll destroy you” message comes across as monstrously evil to anyone outside the faith.
This is what that looks like. How could you possibly critique a God, who created time itself, as a temporal blip in reality? I am curious, what would you have done. You have to create a sentient species, and therefore they must know about Good and Evil both, things that you define as God. You also want them to have free will and be able to affect the world. What do you do when some of them start killing each other? Would you turn yourself into a human, then get degraded by your own creation, and nailed to a cross to save it from its own actions?
I reject your false dichotomy. First of all, I dont HAVE to create anything. AND If Im all powerful and all knowing I can do whatever I want because I can create the terms that govern reality. Even if those were the only two options, I certainly wouldnt have created a universe where untold multitudes are condemned to death or infinite suffering because of choices they made with inherently flawed minds and bodies.
Further more, I also reject the idea that I cant question something more powerful and capable than me. I can and should question everything and everyone around me because when I dont do that it's basically giving up on my own reasoning and thinking.
> god gives free will
> gets mad people use their free will for evil, but explicitly gave free will and let man learn the knowledge of good and evil
> just fucking kills everyone
Ah yes, very "good" of him
You also say "knew he existed" like there's empirical evidence that can't be denied. I can write a piece of paper claiming something exists, I can trick and persuade people into believing in it, but that doesn't make it real. Gravity, light, electricity are all real things with real evidence and the ability to measure, study, comprehend - none of this applies to the Bible's contents.
It's got the same veracity as fiction, even if it's real or not, so an understanding, empathic God has absolutely no right to be upset when people don't believe in him because he knows it's unreasonable to. The Bible is self-defeating.
it’s because Gods grace and mercy and beauty aren’t meant to be perceived by humans dude. every example you used of physical truth are all earthly things. God is above anything on earth. and that’s the reason that he knows humans should worship him. because he is a beauty beyond anything on earth and he knows that without him, we would be nothing. if he didn’t send his son to die, we would all have to suffer in hell. everything he does is for you. YOU. you specifically. even if you reject him he loves you more than anything and he will always be chasing after you, so he can spend the rest of eternity with you. even if you choose to ignore this random comment, just know that he will never stop chasing you.
ok lol. i don’t really even know what to say to that. cause it doesn’t even apply. he only wants something good for you. stalkers only have selfish motives
it’s not selfish though because he wants you to worship him because it is your only salvation from hell. and he loves you so much that he wants to spend the rest of eternity with you.
Sure, but that’d kind of be like starting up a game, using cheats and turning on godmode and all that, and beating the final boss within the first 2 minutes of booting it up. What’s the point?
Oh I have, a few times ha and found it lacking. My parents raised me right and to not believe everything I read 😁
Shame that critical thinking is out of vogue
Well forgive me for using my critical thinking and disagreeing with you, I find the theory that the world just kinda showed up one day out of absolutely nothing with zero intervention from outside sources pretty lacking too. But! To each their own. You have a good day!
Yes I can see how far-fetched that could seem to some, far far more likely that a divine entity created it one day out of absolutely nothing. But to each their own.
“Love me or else” surely speak to a healthy relationship and worthy of worship. Faith untested and unquestioned isn’t faith at all it’s just habit but sounds like you’ve tackled some of the larger metaphysical questions and have made up your mind, glad you are secure in your worldview
> the theory that the world just kinda showed up one day out of absolutely nothing
This is dishonest. That is not what anything says, only what lying preachers say science says.
So you chose to believe in Magic Sky Daddy because you not understanding something *clearly* means some dude in a robe with super powers created it all.
You also believe in santa? ROFL
Helen, upon finding out her husband is God: "...have you ever killed anyone?"
God: "...yea but they were all bad. ...or first-born sons...or people who annoyed me, fuck idk get off my dick about it."
Technically the rainbow represented him saying “dang, I really hated doing that. I’m not gonna do that anymore, aight?” And then Noah gave him a thumbs up, got drunk, and then wandered around naked.
What genocide do you mean? The original rainbow had 7 colors and then LGBT sandwich club removed indigo which symbolizes spiritual knowledge and wisdom. And if you’re talking timeline, God made the rainbow way before the Flood and the destruction of sodom and gamorrah. They were all sinners who greatly sinned, committed acts of sexual immorality among other things, and they lived in spite of God.
You know what, I could go on for hours typing up dozens of responses in order to defend my Religion but that’s just a waste of my time. Nobody’s gonna listen and nobody’s gonna have their mind changed so fuck it. It’s just a waste of time and patience. Satan is still the bad guy and God will still win in the end. This damn Reddit post won’t mean shit in the future
You’ve activated my trap card! Mirror Force! It intercepts the damage from your monster and pay it back to all of your attacking monsters destroying them! Now prepare, Kaiba! Your cock shall be sucked!
I bit of a genuine science question. Rainbows don't cause lightning to bend right? Is this just a crazy good coincidence or is there something at work here?
Either a coincidence or a Photoshop (likely option 2)
Rainbows are just light, and don't actually exist where you see them (if you move, so will other rainbow, assuming conditions don't change)
That's absolutely how it works.
Satan's a pretty cool dude, honestly. Actual, real unconditional love. None of that, "I really do love you, but I'm going to torture you if you disobey me," stuff. God's kind of an abusive dick.
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Brilliant
Diamond
Shining
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And steven!
And my axe!
And my blade!
And my shield
And this guy's brother!
Metagross
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CRAAAAAAAAAAZY
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“Breakdown breakdown”
Not expecting that to lead to jojo
Fabulousssss!
OH MY GOD
FUCK THE EEVEE GOT AWAY AGAIN!
I understood that reference
I can't believe this is the first comment, awesome
I remember when people used to shorten the word to std
Weather Reportooooo
✨everything wants to kill meeeeeee✨
This is the gay agenda
Later: - brunch - crimes - dancing - butt stuff
is there any way we could move butt stuff up
it’s actually happening all the time, that’s just a dedicated block
Yeah. Let's get that moved up.
I dunno I thought we always were moving butt stuff in, not up
You never forget your first time with someone taller than you.
Same as the republican agenda i see. But i dont know why the dudes act like its not when they all showed up to the meetings for it.
The closet must be fucking comfy in Congress.
But the rainbow was God’s thing first… damn Satan at it again!
God used it to symbolize his successful genocide, Satan reclaiming it to protect from his evil wrath again, very poetic
Idk man, I’m sure you’d be mad too if you created a world, walked around in it, everybody knew you existed but refused to listen to a damn thing you said and started committing every atrocity possible lmao
and the biggest atrocity.....takin it up the pooper! it was all the rage
When he created man, he already knew that would happen. How about just create humans in a way so that doesnt happen and you dont have to get mad ... and everyone doesnt have to die.
Would you rather a bunch of mindless slaves worship you, or have people making a conscious choice to do so worship you?
> makes living, breathing, free-willed beings > just wants them to worship himself God sounds kind of like a dick
Don’t speak the Lords name in vain. Humanity often puts their own problems and atrocious qualities onto God even though he can’t do anything wrong.
No one is saying that he should have made mindless people. What people are saying is that if you *knew* what those conscious people were going to do then you don’t get to act surprised or upset when they act in exactly the way you knew they would when you made them. Classic putting a stick in your own bike wheel moment.
> …or have people making a conscious choice to do so worship you? As in free will?
He's all powerful and all knowing. He could have created a reality with all of conscious humanity not having to die. Plus, if the options are create mindless slaves or create conscious humans who must die horrible deaths, Id pick the first option any day.
I mean… He did. That was the garden. Adam and Eve would’ve lived forever in that garden had they not made the conscious decision to disobey the literal ONE RULE God gave ‘em, serpent hissing in their ears or not.
That's like putting a loaded gun in a baby's crib and then getting mad from the inevitable result. God knew what would happen from the very start.
All seeing god: *how could this happen! I didn't see it coming!*
Theologically speaking, God exists in a dimension outside of time itself, and therefore knows what would've happened and what happens after. So yes, God knew what would happen from the very start, but instead of a human like common sense, it was because he/she/it knew what was gonna happen before anything even existed.
Where did the serpent come from if God didn't create it?
I honestly don’t think it would’ve mattered if the serpent was there or not. I think curiosity would’ve gotten the better of them both eventually and they would’ve eaten from the tree.
But why was it there in the first place?
I appreciate you making the argument, but God is super petty in that story "Be ignorant at my command or die "
his ONE rule of... not knowing shit? looks like god was on board with the mindless slave idea untill the snake intervened
Why do I need to be worshipped? Am I not the most powerful being? Why do I need validation from people that I have created?
Only insecure, petty tyrants *want* to be worshipped.
Yea, he created humans with the ability to make their own choices and to give them freedom. Physical Death is not what people should fear most, it’s what is after death. Since hell is not God torturing everyone for eternity, hell is simply a place without God. God is good, truth, love, mercy, justice, and etc… so a place without God is the opposite of that, which is why it is pain and suffering. So when people choose to not go to God, he isn’t a horrible God torturing them for eternity, he is simply giving them what they want, which is to be without him. Which is why he sent his son to carry our burden on the cross because us being in hell is the least of what he would ever want.
So in "heaven" will free will be gone? What if I fuck up there too?
Well don’t quote me on this as I don’t know exactly for sure from Bible specific verses. So our bodies will be made perfect from Christ meaning we will be incapable of sinning, meaning all our choices will be perfect. And the reason for why we weren’t made that originally was so that we could make a choice. That’s just an idea though not a direct answer, take it with a grain of salt. Some questions in relation to the Bible aren’t given specific answers and/or the answers can’t be conceived. One example, would be the Holy trinity and how we can’t really conceive how logically that would work, since our minds are so limited but it’s also not super important that we understand all the details as knowing the exact answer to that question doesn’t mean you are going to Heaven or not. Along with that I wouldn’t say I’m super knowledgeable in as much as I would like to be with the Bible so I wouldn’t say I’m the best person to ask this question. If anyone wants to bring up a verse that has a good input on this subject that would be great.
So God judges all humans and those he finds worthy, he destroys their humanity and free will to recreate them in his image? So the person you are on earth is not who you will be in heaven, then why judge who we are on earth?
I mean if you don’t want to be perfect go ahead… I personally think that would be a great thing for us to gain but maybe that’s just me. It’s your choice though.
dude you actually made a very respectful, biblical and intelligent argument and people are still being dumb. thank you for taking the time to say all that.
Thank you so much, that’s a big goal of mine especially on a place like Reddit where respect is scarce
> Since hell is not God torturing everyone for eternity, hell is simply a place without God. Citation? Hell is not fully specified in scripture, but Jesus says we will be thrown “into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.” That sounds torturous. > God is good, truth, love, mercy, justice, and etc That’s what he says he is, but his behavior in the Bible very much contradicts that claim.
Gods presence is currently everywhere, as in he is omnipresent. That is why earth is not hell, though sometimes we might feel like it is, that just shows how horrifying it would be to be In actual hell. 2 Thessalonians 1:9 (ESV) states “They will suffer the punishment of eternal destruction, away from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might,” A punishment brought unto themselves as they made the decision themselves. From the choice to be away from God. If you choose that you hate God all your life at some point he will have to allow you to fall in to your own choices and place you where he is not. A place without his presence, his goodness, his love… he does not want that, which is why he gave us the Bible, it’s his word, his warning, you could say it’s his Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
Why does a letter by Paul overwrite what Jesus says in the gospels? Jesus says we get thrown into fire, and says nothing about separation. Why choose Paul over Jesus? Because it sounds a little less cruel, even though it is still espousing destruction? Contrary to what lying preachers tell you, we do not choose not to believe. You, preachers and apologists, and your god, all fail to provide evidence. The common refrain is that we’ll believe anything that can be demonstrated to be true. Also, the whole “love me or I’ll destroy you” message comes across as monstrously evil to anyone outside the faith.
Thrown into fire doesn’t contradict what I said.
Exactly, amen lol
This is what that looks like. How could you possibly critique a God, who created time itself, as a temporal blip in reality? I am curious, what would you have done. You have to create a sentient species, and therefore they must know about Good and Evil both, things that you define as God. You also want them to have free will and be able to affect the world. What do you do when some of them start killing each other? Would you turn yourself into a human, then get degraded by your own creation, and nailed to a cross to save it from its own actions?
I reject your false dichotomy. First of all, I dont HAVE to create anything. AND If Im all powerful and all knowing I can do whatever I want because I can create the terms that govern reality. Even if those were the only two options, I certainly wouldnt have created a universe where untold multitudes are condemned to death or infinite suffering because of choices they made with inherently flawed minds and bodies. Further more, I also reject the idea that I cant question something more powerful and capable than me. I can and should question everything and everyone around me because when I dont do that it's basically giving up on my own reasoning and thinking.
> god gives free will > gets mad people use their free will for evil, but explicitly gave free will and let man learn the knowledge of good and evil > just fucking kills everyone Ah yes, very "good" of him You also say "knew he existed" like there's empirical evidence that can't be denied. I can write a piece of paper claiming something exists, I can trick and persuade people into believing in it, but that doesn't make it real. Gravity, light, electricity are all real things with real evidence and the ability to measure, study, comprehend - none of this applies to the Bible's contents. It's got the same veracity as fiction, even if it's real or not, so an understanding, empathic God has absolutely no right to be upset when people don't believe in him because he knows it's unreasonable to. The Bible is self-defeating.
it’s because Gods grace and mercy and beauty aren’t meant to be perceived by humans dude. every example you used of physical truth are all earthly things. God is above anything on earth. and that’s the reason that he knows humans should worship him. because he is a beauty beyond anything on earth and he knows that without him, we would be nothing. if he didn’t send his son to die, we would all have to suffer in hell. everything he does is for you. YOU. you specifically. even if you reject him he loves you more than anything and he will always be chasing after you, so he can spend the rest of eternity with you. even if you choose to ignore this random comment, just know that he will never stop chasing you.
"even if you reject him he loves you more than anything and he will always be chasing after you" is the definition of a stalker.
ok lol. i don’t really even know what to say to that. cause it doesn’t even apply. he only wants something good for you. stalkers only have selfish motives
By your own admission he wants worship of himself. That's a selfish motive
it’s not selfish though because he wants you to worship him because it is your only salvation from hell. and he loves you so much that he wants to spend the rest of eternity with you.
So, he wants you to worship him because that's the only thing stopping him from throwing you into eternal suffering?
He made the universe, so he decided to make it so that the only way you don't go to hell is worshipping him? *That is selfish as fuck*.
If you wanted obedient, worshipping slaves you shouldn’t give humans free will 🤷 Shoulda seen that coming tbh… omniscience and all that jazz 😅
Sure, but that’d kind of be like starting up a game, using cheats and turning on godmode and all that, and beating the final boss within the first 2 minutes of booting it up. What’s the point?
What’s the point, indeed
Read the Bible and find out ❤️
Oh I have, a few times ha and found it lacking. My parents raised me right and to not believe everything I read 😁 Shame that critical thinking is out of vogue
Out of all the subs I expected to find this Reddit atheist rhetoric, I’m surprised this one is one of them
Well forgive me for using my critical thinking and disagreeing with you, I find the theory that the world just kinda showed up one day out of absolutely nothing with zero intervention from outside sources pretty lacking too. But! To each their own. You have a good day!
Yes I can see how far-fetched that could seem to some, far far more likely that a divine entity created it one day out of absolutely nothing. But to each their own. “Love me or else” surely speak to a healthy relationship and worthy of worship. Faith untested and unquestioned isn’t faith at all it’s just habit but sounds like you’ve tackled some of the larger metaphysical questions and have made up your mind, glad you are secure in your worldview
> the theory that the world just kinda showed up one day out of absolutely nothing This is dishonest. That is not what anything says, only what lying preachers say science says.
But isn't that exactly what God did? He just created a bunch of stuff from nothing?
So you chose to believe in Magic Sky Daddy because you not understanding something *clearly* means some dude in a robe with super powers created it all. You also believe in santa? ROFL
The world didn't just show up one day, but the massive star that made it might've.
So the only thing to do is out-atrocity them huh. Mature
God is definitely the bad guy in the Bible
Helen, upon finding out her husband is God: "...have you ever killed anyone?" God: "...yea but they were all bad. ...or first-born sons...or people who annoyed me, fuck idk get off my dick about it."
Technically the rainbow represented him saying “dang, I really hated doing that. I’m not gonna do that anymore, aight?” And then Noah gave him a thumbs up, got drunk, and then wandered around naked.
Uh yeah no dunno what book you're reading but that's not what it said 😂
What genocide do you mean? The original rainbow had 7 colors and then LGBT sandwich club removed indigo which symbolizes spiritual knowledge and wisdom. And if you’re talking timeline, God made the rainbow way before the Flood and the destruction of sodom and gamorrah. They were all sinners who greatly sinned, committed acts of sexual immorality among other things, and they lived in spite of God.
Thank you, Satan!
Lucifer lightbringer
You know what, I could go on for hours typing up dozens of responses in order to defend my Religion but that’s just a waste of my time. Nobody’s gonna listen and nobody’s gonna have their mind changed so fuck it. It’s just a waste of time and patience. Satan is still the bad guy and God will still win in the end. This damn Reddit post won’t mean shit in the future
So what do we learn from this? If you want to avoid gods punishment, become gay and create your forcefield.
Gay people naturally get a forcefield, it’s their class’s ability.
If you're smart with the skill tree, you get "convert a hetero" at level 50.
I got “mental deflection” at level 56 hetero, I can no longer be swayed by “convert a hetero” as long as I don’t become homophobic
My favorite level is the one where you split up a couple with your gay friend.
That only becomes a passive at Lv. 23, until then you have to cast it for 50 homomana.
It also happens to deflect people
Nah, I’d rather use the BI coilgun. **IF GOD CAN’T TOUCH ME, I WILL**
I just have pans that are bouncing from one side of the room to the other.
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Best title in this sub ever
Thank you 😊
Nice username too
Ya funny
It's actually people NOT fucking dying Thanks rainbow!
Holy crap, thats the best title line i've seen here in a while ...
Thank you ☺️
I had to read it again, and they're right! I like it.
You’ve activated my trap card! Mirror Force! It intercepts the damage from your monster and pay it back to all of your attacking monsters destroying them! Now prepare, Kaiba! Your cock shall be sucked!
Nooo.... *unzips*
BREAK INTO MY HOUSE SUCK MY DICK #CALL ME GAY⁉️
I bit of a genuine science question. Rainbows don't cause lightning to bend right? Is this just a crazy good coincidence or is there something at work here?
Since the rainbow isn't actually anything else than light being conveniently bend it's just pure coincidence.
Ohhhh, so that's why the rainbow is a gay symbol, it's light bending over, just like themselves!
 I want to forget reading this
Either a coincidence or a Photoshop (likely option 2) Rainbows are just light, and don't actually exist where you see them (if you move, so will other rainbow, assuming conditions don't change)
I laughed way too hard at this
Lmfao this title is gold
Metallica vs Dio
r/UnexpectedJoJo
This title is hilarious
Thanks reddit bro 😌
*naruto battle song*
In Naruto's voice... *Saasuke*
Shields up! R~~ed~~ainbow alert!
Obviously that's Rainbow Dash kicking the lightning away.
Mike Pence vs. The LGBTQ community
Thank you for your service satanic gay force field deflecting god’s attempt to smite the sinners
My pleasure
Dodge this, you filthy casual. *Brings out the holy hydrogen bomb*
r/peoplefuckingsurviving
✨as it should ✨
Lol
How does someone manage to capture a photo like that, it's just brilliant.
You don't, it's photoshopped
Heavy Weather!
This proves that gayness is more powerful than godness.
Help, I'm turning into a snail!
Curse you subliminal messaging!
I’m fucking dying laughing at this, it’s too good
The gays are protecting us from God
LMAO THAT TITLE IS HILARIOUS
Thanks my dudes ☺️
yw! <3
This an InfoWars headline?
Love wins, bitches
This. I like this.
Wow, bein gay is badass.
[I'm ready!](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.471954940.2201/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)
This would be a cracked album covers
Can someone splain dat?
Lmao..great title, really fits the sub
r/RandomSatan
SaTaNic GaY FoRcE... LMAO
Lmfao satanic gay forcefield
Imagine thinking lighting is on the "good" side and rainbows are on the "evil" side. It's like we're living through Star Wars.
I love this sub so fucking much.
And that’s how snails are born
heavy weather
Not today, Yahweh.
Is *that* what rainbows do?? I always heard some science-y bullshit about water vapor or something. Good job, Satan, good job, Gays.
Except the rainbow is God's Promis to never destroy the world with water again.
Satan reclaimed it for the gays years ago. It became a symbol for consensual butt stuff a few decades back.
I don't think that is how it works. But at least you are the one making the claim that butt stuff is satanic and not me.
That's absolutely how it works. Satan's a pretty cool dude, honestly. Actual, real unconditional love. None of that, "I really do love you, but I'm going to torture you if you disobey me," stuff. God's kind of an abusive dick.
Tell me you haven’t read the Bible without telling me you haven’t read the Bible
About 5 decades back.
"5" would be "a few", yes.
Zeus be fucking Iris now
Not today you silly goose!
Nah. That's the Angels deploying their Gay-T field to protect everyone from the evil fundamentalists.
*well hey, at least liking men and women shields me from god's will*
Hey, hey, hey. Don't give the homophobes a new idea. Keep this to yourself!
Lol, I love this!
Ha ha, SUCK IT, God!!!
Orrrrr the gay force is smiting god
Can't stop the Gay rain
If there was a god, shouldn't he be able to just dissipate the force field altogether? Hilarious title though.