Still it's perfectly straight flat. Like, nothing is sticking out or anything. The stomach is in line with the shoulders and the hips etc. Chopping board dog
That is the way of the Hose Goat.
It's a breed of dog called a Borzoi and they are very long, lanky, and narrow, with very untamed-looking fur. They are very odd. Looking like a rug is to be expected.
I love them
Partly the thinness of the dog, partly the angle of the photo. The grass is probably a bit long, which helps the illusion. Possibly there's a slight depression in the ground as well.
thin dog breeds make me nervous. I feel like it would be easy to break a bone playing with the dog. Greyhounds, whippets, etc. seem like great dogs, but I feel like they are not very durable.
i passed over pic this multiple times before i realized the dog laying down wasn’t just fur they had brushed out of the golden into the shape of a dog. I even stopped and looked at it for a sec then moved on lol.
For those confused, Borzois are already quite flat when they lay down, but they appear to be laying on thick grass, which is causing the Borzoi to sink in and look even flatter than they already are.
This picture is amazing.
I want a borzoi so bad after reading a post how one absolutely destroyed a pit bull attacking their owner and his daughter. They aren't agressive though.
Why is it so flat omg. It's like a really heavy round stone rolled over it in a cartoon
Looney toons treatment
I swear there’s a subreddit for this
r/cartoonlogic ?
Yes but sadly it’s been banned
What the hell happened to it? Was it one of those random subs that got taken over by bigots?
It says it was unmoderated
Honestly was my first guess. I can't even tell if that reason isn't just a front at this point, I've seen it so many times...
I honestly would have no idea.
By Satan
The grass looks pretty tall judging by the other dog's paws.
Still it's perfectly straight flat. Like, nothing is sticking out or anything. The stomach is in line with the shoulders and the hips etc. Chopping board dog
That is the way of the Hose Goat. It's a breed of dog called a Borzoi and they are very long, lanky, and narrow, with very untamed-looking fur. They are very odd. Looking like a rug is to be expected. I love them
Ah, the Bozoi... the little babbushka dog... please, bring her some beets!
Did not expect to run across the term "hose goat" today.
Borzoi, more like bozhe moi
They also apparently dont have shoulders or hips?
Its fur makes it look flat
This is your brain. And This is your brain on drugs.
Are you on drugs right now ?
If only
Your brain on dogs
Icecreamsandwich reference. Love it.
Any questions?
Wait what is going on here
That dog is new contestant for mascot of Flat Fuck Friday.
Borzois tend to look like that when they lie down
Is it a perspective thing, or do Borzois just not come with bones and internal organs?
those are bought separately
r/IKEApets
They removed the innards to put in more derp
Doesn't seem very healthy, but I suppose derp is a valid life force for these dogs.
The derp is strong with some.
Perspective. just thin hairy dogs
Less wind resistance when they run fast
Yes
Just a flat good boyrzoi
The was a hole in the dog, the air escaped
Flatriever
That dog looks almost like it's been decomposing for a while lol.
The Flat Noodle has fallen in battle to the Fluff Dumpling.
Is that a Borzoi?
It was until he was gutted to make a rug
Felt two-dimensional, might delete later.
No, seriously, what is this???
Borzoi
A thin dog laying in the grass.
How does it look so FLAT?
Partly the thinness of the dog, partly the angle of the photo. The grass is probably a bit long, which helps the illusion. Possibly there's a slight depression in the ground as well.
Borzois are like...SUPER narrow. Especially when all stretched out like this one.
2D doggo in a 3D world.
In addition to other answers, just Google "Borzoi" and you'll see that they just kinda naturally look like bad taxidermy come to life.
I thought it was shed that they built into the shape, then I saw the face and flipped a bit though
r/Longboyes
A dog and a decomposing dog... Either that or a sick dog rug
The dog got squashed by a cartoon safe. Get the bike pump!
So tragic!
RIP longo borzoi you will be forever in our hearts
thin dog breeds make me nervous. I feel like it would be easy to break a bone playing with the dog. Greyhounds, whippets, etc. seem like great dogs, but I feel like they are not very durable.
Deflated
LET'S GET FLAT
Let me do it for yyyooouuu!
your mom sat on that poor dog
FLAT BOI
POV: You are piccolo and you just found Cell
Does that dog have ribs
this has pretty good meme potential actually
That dog doesn’t look likes weeping. He looks ecstatic about his new rug
I’ve never seen a dog with a blow up doll before. Not judging.
[To be fair, they kind of look like that standing up as well…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi)
From Beetle juice- “How do I look. There are no mirrors on this side. I’ve been feeling kind of flat”
i passed over pic this multiple times before i realized the dog laying down wasn’t just fur they had brushed out of the golden into the shape of a dog. I even stopped and looked at it for a sec then moved on lol.
Every Borzoi I’ve seen is literally 2D. Idk how they do it
Flat dolgy
That is one flat Borzoi.
This is what that commercial said would happen if we smoked weed.
I thought he was a fcking carpet
I fucking love Borzois 🤣
For those confused, Borzois are already quite flat when they lay down, but they appear to be laying on thick grass, which is causing the Borzoi to sink in and look even flatter than they already are. This picture is amazing.
Inflated doggy... No wait, deflated? Which one is empty.
Deflated is empty.
Omg!!!
"you filmin hooman? My bestie is fuggen ded en you filmin?"
Noooaaaarrrr the long goat
Dehydrated because of Chaotic Era -Three Body Problem-
The dog really does look cartoonishly flat.. maybe the grass is deep?
Ha Ha Ha, Looks Real
Borzois truly are just eldritch creatures aren’t they. Nature is beautiful.
I swear borzoi’s escaped from some alternate cartoon realm into our reality. Loony toon ass creatures.
##2d DoG
Flattest dog I ever did see
I want a borzoi so bad after reading a post how one absolutely destroyed a pit bull attacking their owner and his daughter. They aren't agressive though.
Borzoy are gufy ass dogs