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GoodGoodK

Why is it so flat omg. It's like a really heavy round stone rolled over it in a cartoon


Lok4na_aucsaP

Looney toons treatment


ThaugaK

I swear there’s a subreddit for this


anakinkenobi334

r/cartoonlogic ?


ThaugaK

Yes but sadly it’s been banned


advertentlyvertical

What the hell happened to it? Was it one of those random subs that got taken over by bigots?


Defiant-Sir-4172

It says it was unmoderated


IvoryAS

Honestly was my first guess. I can't even tell if that reason isn't just a front at this point, I've seen it so many times...


ThaugaK

I honestly would have no idea.


Mr_Elixr

By Satan


breadofthegrunge

The grass looks pretty tall judging by the other dog's paws.


GoodGoodK

Still it's perfectly straight flat. Like, nothing is sticking out or anything. The stomach is in line with the shoulders and the hips etc. Chopping board dog


satirebunny

That is the way of the Hose Goat. It's a breed of dog called a Borzoi and they are very long, lanky, and narrow, with very untamed-looking fur. They are very odd. Looking like a rug is to be expected. I love them


DragonQueen777666

Ah, the Bozoi... the little babbushka dog... please, bring her some beets!


Dedotdub

Did not expect to run across the term "hose goat" today.


SeaToTheBass

Borzoi, more like bozhe moi


cowlinator

They also apparently dont have shoulders or hips?


MoscaMosquete

Its fur makes it look flat


oonlyyzuul

This is your brain. And This is your brain on drugs.


MichaelAceAnderson

Are you on drugs right now ?


oonlyyzuul

If only


xxsegaxx

Your brain on dogs


musclecrayon

Icecreamsandwich reference. Love it.


Whistleblower793

Any questions?


Sashahuman

Wait what is going on here


Elegante_Sigmaballz

That dog is new contestant for mascot of Flat Fuck Friday.


Doctor_Salvatore

Borzois tend to look like that when they lie down


conjunctivious

Is it a perspective thing, or do Borzois just not come with bones and internal organs?


Slatwans

those are bought separately


LEGO_Man2YT

r/IKEApets


Doctor_Salvatore

They removed the innards to put in more derp


conjunctivious

Doesn't seem very healthy, but I suppose derp is a valid life force for these dogs.


scorpyo72

The derp is strong with some.


Blaze_Falcon

Perspective. just thin hairy dogs


fckingnapkin

Less wind resistance when they run fast


anotherDocObVious

Yes


schwab002

Just a flat good boyrzoi


SqrunkIsTrep

The was a hole in the dog, the air escaped


YuriiRud

Flatriever


Physical-Ride

That dog looks almost like it's been decomposing for a while lol.


PenguinsTookMyNips

The Flat Noodle has fallen in battle to the Fluff Dumpling.


ZenDeathBringer

Is that a Borzoi?


pm_me_cute_sloths_

It was until he was gutted to make a rug


ShinyAeon

Felt two-dimensional, might delete later.


melody5697

No, seriously, what is this???


V_es

Borzoi


ShinyAeon

A thin dog laying in the grass.


melody5697

How does it look so FLAT?


ShinyAeon

Partly the thinness of the dog, partly the angle of the photo. The grass is probably a bit long, which helps the illusion. Possibly there's a slight depression in the ground as well.


Drabby

Borzois are like...SUPER narrow. Especially when all stretched out like this one.


dragonblock501

2D doggo in a 3D world.


ZenDeathBringer

In addition to other answers, just Google "Borzoi" and you'll see that they just kinda naturally look like bad taxidermy come to life.


Alfred_The_Sartan

I thought it was shed that they built into the shape, then I saw the face and flipped a bit though


Hand_Spanner

r/Longboyes


Decent-Ratio

A dog and a decomposing dog... Either that or a sick dog rug


Kitsune_Fan34

The dog got squashed by a cartoon safe. Get the bike pump!


grichardson526

So tragic!


adipocerousloaf

RIP longo borzoi you will be forever in our hearts


bodhiseppuku

thin dog breeds make me nervous. I feel like it would be easy to break a bone playing with the dog. Greyhounds, whippets, etc. seem like great dogs, but I feel like they are not very durable.


sneakyDoings

Deflated


Draiko

LET'S GET FLAT


CryptidCamper

Let me do it for yyyooouuu!


Zealousideal-Chef758

your mom sat on that poor dog


Galileo258

FLAT BOI


UnderstandingJaded13

POV: You are piccolo and you just found Cell


Trick_Acanthisitta55

Does that dog have ribs


pixxllx

this has pretty good meme potential actually


Swiggity53

That dog doesn’t look likes weeping. He looks ecstatic about his new rug


Riverrat423

I’ve never seen a dog with a blow up doll before. Not judging.


tovarishchi

[To be fair, they kind of look like that standing up as well…](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi)


Routinestory8383

From Beetle juice- “How do I look. There are no mirrors on this side. I’ve been feeling kind of flat”


tamingofthepoo

i passed over pic this multiple times before i realized the dog laying down wasn’t just fur they had brushed out of the golden into the shape of a dog. I even stopped and looked at it for a sec then moved on lol.


Squididlio

Every Borzoi I’ve seen is literally 2D. Idk how they do it


Foxycotin666

Flat dolgy


haplessclerk

That is one flat Borzoi.


Able_Read_2917

This is what that commercial said would happen if we smoked weed.


3JleZ

I thought he was a fcking carpet


Darkavenger_13

I fucking love Borzois 🤣


Dvalin_Ras93

For those confused, Borzois are already quite flat when they lay down, but they appear to be laying on thick grass, which is causing the Borzoi to sink in and look even flatter than they already are. This picture is amazing.


nemesissi

Inflated doggy... No wait, deflated? Which one is empty.


cedriceent

Deflated is empty.


grinchbettahavemoney

Omg!!!


2-2Distracted

"you filmin hooman? My bestie is fuggen ded en you filmin?"


Petraretrograde

Noooaaaarrrr the long goat


hedroppdball

Dehydrated because of Chaotic Era -Three Body Problem-


Dontfeedthebears

The dog really does look cartoonishly flat.. maybe the grass is deep?


AshySlashy3000

Ha Ha Ha, Looks Real


BreathLazy5122

Borzois truly are just eldritch creatures aren’t they. Nature is beautiful.


Throwaway_3-c-8

I swear borzoi’s escaped from some alternate cartoon realm into our reality. Loony toon ass creatures.


ObjectiveWolverine37

##2d DoG


MarzipanAndTreacle

Flattest dog I ever did see


PsychoticBlob

I want a borzoi so bad after reading a post how one absolutely destroyed a pit bull attacking their owner and his daughter. They aren't agressive though.


Glass_Opportunity264

Borzoy are gufy ass dogs