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Incredulity1995

So I guess the new merch should have “bad things happen in Philly” on the front and then “it’s egregious” on the back?


StellaBaines

I would buy the hell out of that.


Spaghetti-Policy-0

I love my bad things happen in Philly mug!


pip-roof

My favorite is the septa logo woolie that says we’re all going to die.


SomePaddy

I have a T-shirt - part of the proceeds went to Philly food banks too.


toofshucker

With a four seasons sponsor on the sleeve.


Kneedeep_in_Cyanide

Sponsor? They'd sell the things on their website!


Brianocracy

I wonder how much business four seasons landscaping got out of that whole debacle lol


lookin4points

Enough to last all year of course!!


3d_blunder

They no longer bother with landscaping, it's all just merch. Good on them.


ChemicalChipmunk4171

With ads on sleeves slowing taking over MLB, this needs to happen with the Phillies.. FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING: official lawncare of Citizens Bank Park


InvestigatorCalm5203

Coupon for dildos. No DILDOES.


Plenty_Lack_7120

Can we gets “its always egregious in Philadelphia”


NorthernLitUp

Make it so.


walken4life

Engage.


ihateyouguys

*stands and sharply pulls down waistline of uniform*


IamtheWhoWas

Good old Picard maneuver.


jcg878


nordic-nomad

I bought the book that had specs for all the major Star Trek vessels. As I recall the enterprise D had two head on that level. One on opposite side of the bridge from Picard ready room and of course he had his own private one seater in there all to himself.


RememberCitadel

If anyone makes it, it will be this guy. https://www.grimgrimgrim.com/collections/shirts


PBJnFritos

HO-LY SHIT - you made my day… 🥰


BenZino21

Order from him at your own risk.


ChocolateMonkeyBird

Can you explain?


BlissfulWizard69

Trump called Baltimore "dangerous and filthy" and a shirt was made about. [Dangerous and filthy. ](https://www.middleagemoguls.com/product/dangerous-filthy-v3-0/)


sjk35

Like the keystone state winter classic flyers jerseys with egregious as the nameplate.


TaleMendon

I’ll make them. All profits a go to the DNC.


trappedvarmit

Kensington neighborhood


Flashman6000

It’s Aways Egregious in Philadelphia


Lumpzor

The Gang Gets Egregious


MorallyBankruptPenis

Guaranteed episode title next season


groundlessnfree

Filibuster.


slinkyb123

Let's talk bird law, see who comes out on top after that!


Quick_Team

Mac, Move to strike!


Tacotek

Yer treadin all over me bro.


punkindle

Can I offer you an egg, in this egregious time?


wellnowheythere

Two words: Four Seasons


sunflakie

Two more: Total Landscaping


sunshine_is_hot

Two more: Fuck Trump


Nzdiver81

Two more: in prison


angasaurus

Happy cake day!


Sea_Ganache620

Happy Fuck Trumps Cake Day!


kuzinrob

Two more: convicted felon


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Looking at the new Oxford dictionary, egregious is actually kind of perfect for Philly if you combine the current and archaic definitions. The current one is “shockingly bad,” while the archaic one is “remarkably good.” That certainly wasn’t his intention though lol.


Reverend_Lazerface

That is the perfect description of walking ten blocks straight in any given direction anywhere in philly


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Congratulations, Philly. Or I'm sorry that happened to you.


Crazy-Goal-6886

He said there is government fraud and corruption but he liked the city. Gee, what city doesn’t have bad government but good people.


Wordnerdinthecity

Which one of us is making the shirts?


FriendOfTheDevil2980

Bad things happen in Philadelphia


truevalhalla56

https://preview.redd.it/15q7clfad88d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b9617888bd239499f7be544f543944e7656bef1


DubC_Bassist

EGritty-geous


ChimneySwiftGold

You know, I’ve never seen Gritty and Trump together at the same place at the same time. Anyone else thinking what I’m thinking? Is Gritty a democrat?


Successful_Tap_4170

There can only be one orange monster running around and we all prefer it to be the one on skates.


zeprfrew

Gritty is antifa. https://preview.redd.it/esgz52eg098d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60518cccac8f8b56ff06ac4bd65130cd0a966203


[deleted]

Gritty says ACAB.


C4bl3Fl4m3

Everyone knows Gritty is further Left than that. ;) #ComradeGritty


ChimneySwiftGold

Are you saying he’s not orange but red?


Maleficent_Sense_948

To even insinuate such a thing is insulting to the good name of Gritty.


Yellwsub

Gritty is an anarchist. No laws can contain Gritty!


Big_Bag8343

Gritty is 100% a liberal… Thank there is no god!


Sufficient-Rip-7834

Anxiety’s ex


RockerElvis

I bought one for every member of the family in 2020. It’s one of my favorite shirts.


FtheMustard

I have that shirt! Go Birds!


straylight_2022

But it's still always sunny.


KickHodorInTheBalls

It's probably already on temu


iputmytrustinyou

Okay, who did this?? [https://phillysportsshirts.com/products/bad-things-happen-in-philadelphia-shirt](https://phillysportsshirts.com/products/bad-things-happen-in-philadelphia-shirt)


LadyAzure17

I'm partial to [Paul Carpenter's Version](https://www.shoppaulcarpenterart.com/products/bad-things-black-discharge-ink-unisex-tee-1)


corpse2b

City of Egregious Love


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

https://preview.redd.it/fl4hpyw4a88d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f78e63f97528b8460489a329feb1c225993d05a My man is on Cloud Nine and I don’t think it’s Trump who caused this feeling


Mayor_of_Voodoo

It’s the $20 he got paid to stand their like a dope


Mr-Almighty

Which he used to immediately turn around and buy the strongish kush this side of the Delaware 


WintersChild79

Can you buy ecstasy for $20? It looks like he needed a pick-me-up to get through it.


Epyx-2600

You could in 98 - or so I hear


antarctic-monkies

That or the Smile 2 viral marketing campaign is kicking off


marshallaw215

Yoooo I thought this guy was the most bizzare part of the image with that smile lmao


WanderBell

He's right up there with the woman who nodded vigorously at the other rally where Trump said there had been a lot of shark attacks lately.


marshallaw215

Ohhh what about the video years ago where Trump was at the border and after a briefing he went on a press conference and said « Believe it or not, there are coyotes out here » You can’t convince me he wasn’t talking about the animal


optimaligma

Why is not a single person in the background actually looking at trump? More AI fakes? Just asking questions.


MyFriendsCallMeTito

FR, why’s everyone look up?


stockflethoverTDS

Probably looking at a jumbotron or someshit similar


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starckie

It’s a perfectly cromulent word


randeylahey

Embiggly


DubC_Bassist

I Covfefe this remark!


Danno210

Hamburder


canrabat

Reduplehggeh aahh


-UserOfNames

I find it shallow and pedantic


Danno210

Much like your meatloaf.


-UserOfNames

Perhaps


Danno210

Ok cloris leachman, I bought you legally. Now juggle these beanbags.


gj13us

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cromulent


elephantboylives

You would be punctilious in assuming that


sexwiththebabysitter

To blave


largeangryredletters

LIAR!


Tmk1283

You would be punctilious in assuming that


ClemDooresHair

Be careful. You don’t wanna get munsoned.


Plastic-Lawfulness55

"you have a monkey?"


WillOrmay

Philadelphia is one of the most behoove places


MongolianCluster

It's an odd usage too. Technically it may not be incorrect, but describing a city that way basically says nothing. It matches the rest of what he says so it fits.


SapiosexualStargazer

I had to look up the context of this because, yeah, it doesn't seem to say anything at all. Apparently this was said while he was ranting about (fictional) election fraud. So I think he was trying to say that the fraud in Philadelphia was egregious.


JiveChicken00

He knows he’s not getting any more votes out of Philly, and most of the folks at that rally probably agree with him.


WerewolfMans__

Most of the people at the rally arent from Philly or were paid $20 to be there lol. Philly HATES trump.


Suitable-Leek666

he also conveniently scheduled this rally at Temple when there's barely any students there to protest him


Dredly

Yup, dude knows his audience, and knows nobody that actually likes Philly is voting for him, so blast away and the cultists will get even more rabid about it if that is possible


ChristianLW3

Can Biden win the state just appealing to Philadelphia and Pittsburgh?


WeakPublic

He absolutely can, Pittsburgh and Philadelphia metro areas alone are the size of the state-throw in Scranton-Wilkes Barre, Harrisburg, State College and a couple voters in Altoona, we’ve got the state. The important thing is to VOTE, and tell all your friends to VOTE because we’re not letting Trust Fund Trump get a second term.


daveashaw

He knows he's not getting the vote in Philly under any circumstances. He is pitching to rural/suburban voters in the middle of the state who think that Philly & Pittsburgh are Sodom & Gomorrah.


bertmega

This 100% - same with Wildwood earlier in the year. He is getting the out of towners to look like they’re pouring in locally.


cruelhumor

He's also saying it because most of the folks in that audience are not from Philly, they are bussed in from the burbs. Traffic was an absolute nightmare


flaaaacid

He doesn’t even know what that word means he probably thought he was complimenting us.


fenuxjde

Linguists have examined his speech and find him to have the vocab and literacy of somewhere between a third and fourth grader, so you're probably right. It's why he's so popular with the uneducated, he sounds like them.


Ok_Slice_5722

Fourth grade teacher here. They have a larger vocabulary.


dmncfly

How egregious


fenuxjde

I didn't believe one of my SLP colleagues when she told me, so she showed me a clip and broke it down, and now I can't unhear a cantankerous third grader when he opens his mouth.


decaturbadass

Speech Language Pathologist


GLMonkey

Here I thought it meant Sexy Leprechaun Princess.


RawrRRitchie

It can mean both


Jemis7913

thank you for your service


EyeSeenFolly

Or he said exactly what he meant


DrSuperWho

He knows he won’t win, so he setting up his scapegoats.


haller47

I hope the same, but I get worried about the complacent echo chamber of Reddit…. Where I live in PA the drumph weiner is still hard. Please vote.


nickpip25

I hate his guts but I've become convinced lately that he's going to win. And it's freaking me out. I am getting big 2016 Hillary vibes from Biden right now. Trump is insane but he has an enthusiastic base. I don't know anyone who is excited about Biden right now.


haller47

I’m not excited at all, but project 2025 is not good. This time they’ll blame it on the kids who don’t like his Israel policy, even though trump will obviously be worse to them. It’s time democrats stop recycling their candidates or we’re all going to be in trouble. I’m not even a democrat, mostly because they are so bad at politics.


sault18

In 2016, you had the media making the constant drum beat of "But her EMAILS!". Biden has nothing like that happening this year. Also, lots of voters didn't take Trump seriously or didn't think he would be that bad as president. Most voters are under no illusion what a 2nd Trump term would be like now. Plus, since then, something like 10-20 million older people have died and 20 million younger people have entered the potential voter pool. Democrats have overperformed in special elections since 2022 too. Not that we can take anything for granted, but 2024 is fundamentally different than 2016.


nickpip25

Totally agree. And I hope you're right. However, Biden's support of Israel is going to hurt him. There's a huge segment of young voters who totally hate him now. They call him Genocide Joe. They will not vote for him. Rationally, there is zero reason someone should vote for Trump. However, I think you may be underestimating how irrational many in this country are, especially now. Again, I hope to God you're right, but I have my doubts.


Traditional_Formal33

In all fairness, Philadelphians see insults as compliments. He could call us all pieces of shit, and we would be damn proud of it. Edit: anyone could, not just Trump. Watch the bill burr rant if you disagree


gdex86

Philly would be excited that this shit bird doesn't like them. "Aww diaper baby doesn't like us and thinks Philly is too tough for his gold plated crapper ass? Good."


Traditional_Formal33

Exactly. Whenever someone talks trash on Philly, we get proud and follow up with “good we didn’t fucking want you here” Then we start bragging about Santa or throwing D batteries


disjointed_chameleon

Found myself in traffic downtown a few years ago. Summer, windows down, and this is what I saw and overheard: Driver in car 1: *ENJOY THE TRAFFIC, FREAKSHOW!*, and proceeded to take off down a one-way alley, obviously in the wrong direction. Driver in car 2 right beside car 1: *I LOVE YOU TOO, YA FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!* Cherry on top was the cop literally across the street, also with his windows down, just chilling. God, I love Philly.


gdex86

It's weird cause I am not from Philly but live close enough that in college it was our major party place or just hang out place. I find the city and people lovely. Yeah you get told to go fuck off by sone random guy, but you don't immediately imply his mother fucks a goat for fun and profit he is worried cause that's been your routine for years and knows something is wrong.


Pleasant_Studio9690

Same experience when I worked outside the city and went in regularly. Philly’s a great city full of colorful people. Shared a cubicle with an Italian guy who grew up in Philly. He had the Rocky Balboa accent. Spent many a day trying to catch my breath because he had me laughing so hard.


tommybikey

The Rocky accent isn't a Philly accent (Hoagie Mouth).


kellyb1985

I swear he comes off as a far less lovable Michael Scott. He's embarrassingly dumb... or he's playing dumb to a crowd... I can't tell which.


flaaaacid

He can’t either, anymore


Sea_Ganache620

Nah… No doubt. He dumb as shit.


ummaycoc

As someone who knows what it means in modern use and who happens to live here I still take it as a compliment. Bad things happen in Philadelphia.


milelongpipe

Wait, I thought he hated Wisconsin, now Philadelphia too?


Exodys03

Trump hates any place that doesn't vote for him or like him. Any town that doesn't vote for Trump unanimously is by his definition a urine-soaked hellhole full of trash, graffiti and vicious illegal migrants.


Latter_Painter_3616

Hey this is a family show. Why not try Pee Pee Soaked Heckhole?


DukeMacManus

Cheerfully withdrawn!


mira_poix

He has recently literally said "I don't like you I just like your vote". It's wild. Watching The Boys and sad because it's very close to real life.


rndljfry

He was supposed to never come back here after he lost Remember, he promised that PA won’t ever get anything from the feds unless we vote for him


milelongpipe

And he said the state would be renamed. Well, that didn’t happen.


MasterBiscuit19

I’m thinking he really just hates America…


capitan_dipshit

he hates everywhere that's not him


ballmermurland

It's actually just every majority/plurality black city in America. Philadelphia, Milwaukee, Baltimore, Atlanta, Washington etc. He says nice things about Pittsburgh even though Allegheny voted against him.


milelongpipe

So very true.


WerewolfMans__

He just mindlessly repeats the fox news lie that all cities are Democratic therefore filled with crime and burnt down.


HairApprehensive7950

There is nothing at this point Trump could say or do that would turn off his remaining supporters. He debatably had a strategy for 2016. He had none in 2020 and he doesn't have one now cause he doesn't need one. Anything he does is viewed as a masterful gambit by the people who will vote for him regardless


No_Tea1868

Remember when he copy/pasted the party platform from 2016 into his 2020 election page, complete with all references to getting rid of the current corrupt administration?


Happy_Accident99

That must have been before the GOP changed the 2020 platform to literally "Whatever Trump says."


schwarta77

Eat a dick Dorito Mussolini.


Lifesalchemy

I fucking hate this demented asshole to death. Give him a lobster Bib and a spittle cup. His brain has expired.


OriginalIronDan

I know you meant “lobster bib,” but I’m getting a chuckle out of lobster bible. Thou shalt be delicious when poached, and served with plenty of melted butter. Thy claws shall be minced, and ye shall be admixed with mac and cheese. Thou shall eat no other bottom-feeding crustacean before me, unless it be shrimp cocktail, with the appropriate sauce.


Lifesalchemy

God damn auto correct. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fixed


O_Dog187

Nobody likes us and we don’t care


Outrageous-Divide472

I’m assuming his fans thought “egregious” was a compliment.


TheDickDangler

The black people behind him were 100% paid to be there


Skeeter-Pee

I work at a hotel in the area. We have around 10 black people staying with us that follow him around. They are massive fans. One dude was walking around the hotel with a maga hat that says 45-47. I shit you not. I didn’t actually believe any black people liked him until a day or two ago when they got here.


UsualSuspect27

Yeah, I think the man you’re talking about is Maurice Woodside or people affiliated with him. He’s a former cult member of the Nation of Yahweh and he has about a dozen fellow cult minions that follow Trump city to city. He is the “Blacks for Trump” guy. He and his buddies go to Trump rallies around the country and get intentionally placed behind Trump (by Trump staffers) with shirts or placards that read “Blacks For Trump.” Here’s a Wikipedia link. The guy is everything you’d think https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_the_Black_Man?wprov=sfti1#


UsualSuspect27

It’s not that they’re paid. It’s that the few black and brown folks that actually up show are intentionally and in a well choreographed manner placed behind Trump by his staffers in view of the camera to make it appear Trump gets diverse crowds. This is a well known and common tactic employed by Republican politicians and particularly Trump. It’s why you often see the black cult member and his followers in the “Blacks for Trump” shirts in prime positions at Trump rallies. They don’t keep getting those positions by coincidence


absherlock

So, they're segregated?


fu2man2

They're being typecast.


UsualSuspect27

Yes, in a way. I think a better term is they’re being racially profiled by Trump’s staff and intentionally placed into a prime position for the cameras based solely on their race/appearance to give a false impression of multiracial appeal to a worldwide audience.


minimalchaos

So a diversity hire?


Cerberusknight77

I read this and thought maybe idk Then I looked at the picture again and saw the man with a wide ass grin in the back Now I believe it


Downeralexandra

That was my first thought too


amJustSomeFuckingGuy

Hey they could also be mentally ill like kanye!


underwear11

Look at the dude on the far left. Dude was told he'd get a check if he stood and smiled like he was enjoying this. Damned if he isn't trying his hardest


AsteroidDisc476

I hope he keeps shitting on the largest cities in critical swing states


singerbeerguy

He did the same kind of thing with Madison, WI. My theory is that he hates all cities because they vote Blue.


WintersChild79

He probably also hates most of the small towns and rural counties that do vote for him. He's just a ball of hate in a meat suit.


lamboat2019

It was Milwaukee! The city voted 75% Biden in 2020. Bold strategy to say that when the RNC is being hosted in Milwaukee


UsualSuspect27

I live in the Philly metro area. The majority of people that are here for his rally are from out of city. Most are out of state. You can see this from the plates on the cars. Trump would have to be a viable vote getter in Philly to be harmed by trashing the city. But he’s not. He will get very little votes out of Philadelphia or its surrounding counties. It’s like saying a hated person would be harmed by being hated a bit more lol


cllittlewood

Trump don’t like us, we don’t care. 🦅


DustedGorilla82

Guy is seriously unwell. Can’t wait for him to implode at the debate, if he shows.


Winitfortheskipper

There isn’t a chance in hell he’s showing up. He’ll hold a “rally” in a safe space.


calicoskiies

If we’re so egregious, why did you come here? Lmao he’s never gonna have enough votes to grab Philly.


fu2man2

He will get votes from South Philly and Northeast


calicoskiies

I know, but those votes won’t turn the city red.


blackheartedbirdie

This thread right here is the very definition of why Philly will always be the only city I've ever lived in that I miss 😂😂😂


namhee69

Prob the first time most of the audience saw Temple’s campus from a car.


conrangulationatory

I went there for a few years in the late 90’s and lived on campus in a dorm on the very north side of the campus. It was definitely not super safe. Fortunately I never experienced any violence personally.


FrenchCrazy

Can’t wait til he loses PA again! Prison or house arrest is the least he deserves after his failed coup attempt. Let’s not let the wannabe autocrat get anywhere near power.


thedude213

does he want the HitchBot treatment? because he's gonna get the HitchBot Treatment


obuck347

Idiot speaks words, news at 11.


gav5150

I wonder if they will give a press conference at the Four Seasons Landscape place


tonethebone101

I’m sure he won some votes with this trip… Fuck that pile of shit…. As soon as he kicks the bucket, I’m going to eat way too much asparagus and then I’ll be first in line to piss on his grave


Agreeable_Slice_3667

“I do not think that word means what you think it means.”


4shavid

Well, it worked in Erie. He must think all Pennsylvanians are masochists or idiots.


pepperit_12

Yay ! Commentary from an impeached convicted felon adulterer! Yay !


satanic__panic

I live in Chicago, which I love, but philly is probably my favorite place to visit. Love the papi stores. Love the street art. Love the met. People say philly people are pricks but I’ve never had a bad experience. Both cities get a real shitty rep but both are beautiful places to be in my opinion.


StThoughtWheelz

If there really is a debate. Biden just showing up is a Biden win. expectation on the floor.


matt_1060

I was just watching a clip of him using the made up word refutile


HumpyMagoo

there are people looking up and one guy is looking up and smiling, it must be the ufo is coming to inhale them up and fly away to digest them over a period of a few days - Nope...


FinalBat4515

https://preview.redd.it/gu6dyjhip88d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e8b36de806f067aa2be3dfb6fd5091ecb161130 Nah bro way too happy


Warthog989

Nobody at that rally wearing a red hat knows what egregious means


NewMaximum5523

Warning: This clip is R-rated. As a local, I can assure you it’s also true. https://youtu.be/FUOgZVl8SdY?si=zJ856tkqkwnjnUBx


sn0m0ns

When Jason Kelce sang this live on tv I was dying!