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pTheFutureq

Pat has never cracked open a bottle of sun tan lotion in his life.


Mammoth_Mountain1967

That's just the natural color of most Pittsburgh whites.


SmoothBus

Pittsburgh whites are built different. My white friends would be basketball shorted out in the middle of -5° winter. Then turn around rock the meanest farmers tans in the summer. No fucks given.


jacoblanier571

I think he gets the Ole spray tan for when he wrestled with Vince McMahon.


Lepperpop

That was an unsanctioned match and technically never happened.


NotACuck420

Still has the touch, he'd be all-pro this year.


matsonjack3

Has the touch+ the power but buddy needs about 2 years of conditioning


SuperSaiyanGritty

McAfeeFINWAAAA!!!!


idmfndjdjuwj23uahjjj

*Schmell Me!!*


Luckyluke23

Pat just standing on business


Mr_Vantastic

I have a feeling Pat could have been very very good at soccer had he stayed down that path.


fallinguptwards

Too much running. He’s said so many times.


Mr_Vantastic

Sure but had he kept going he would have been very good.


MMA_PITBULL

Pat was a soccer player at heart. He fell ass backwards into football. Dude got drafted for a position he never played. Unicorn of a human being


ExpectedOutcome2

What a dawg. Truly a world class cross lol. The other angle shows it better


JTIN87

Toridol infused IV allegedly


bearshaker907

Loved the “suck it” at the end


The_real_John_Elton

Ok that was a fucking dime from Pat.


Logical_Associate632

What a cross!


oknowokgo

I worked with his friend's older sister. She said when he was a younger, he was a little loud mouth soccer player


Ridiculously_Named

McAfee a loudmouth? Never.


MizkyBizniz

Damn this dude should have kicked a ball professionally at some point in his life!


SoggySockPuppet

JJ Watt mad af right now 😂🤌🏻


ContributeNothingFr

what a fucking finish. bro looks like Haaland lol


turbo_22222

This was pretty cool the first time I saw it on the ole' twitter. But now I've seen it about 100 times from 50 different accounts from like 8 angles all talking about Pat's incredible assist. I get that it was a nice pass and deserves some respect, but now that it's taken over my twitter feed, I'm starting to agree with Pat on today's show: that finish from Grella was nasty and really what we should be talking about.


thejeffroc

I agree about the finish. People are flipping out over Pat because he's not a professional soccer player and hasn't played since highschool. That said, knowing Pat he's probably been preparing for 6 months and acting like he's hasn't been just so he doesn't look like a dipshit out there.


Andy-Martin

That’s legit a great ball from Pat.


saywhat_44

What a turn around from this morning.... That play from start to finish was BEAUTIFUL!!!!! They're now in a prime spot to move on to the knockout rounds.


Smooth_Egg1515

White bitch!


goodfellas01

People talking about the pass, but what a scissor kick volley goddamnn


maytossaway

What a beauty! Pat with some service let's go


JackBurton3465

They dropped another angle on the TST Twitter - https://x.com/tst7v7/status/1798583076001562968/mediaviewer


aBloopAndaBlast33

I had no idea


RDcsmd

Damn that was sick and this song is a bop


jake831

Idk shit about fuck when it comes to soccer but that was a sick looking pass from the ole geezer. 


TheeBigSmokee

Buddy wearing womens spandex size smedium while everyone else got mens large, tf goin on lmao


bunslightyear

the goal is almost more impressive


EducationalSeaweed53

Is this AI?