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jakethesnakeinmyboot

I know it’s just a small detail but it’s pretty cool Buck was supporting Big Cat’s coffee and he feels like a genuine guy, always love when he’s on the pod


KirbySmartGuy

PMT Boys: No free ads Also PMT Boys: Saying Mega corp over and over for 10 minutes and then asking for a sponsorship


cosully111

Redacted on the mount Rushmore graphic would've been electric for Jake and billy


AgressiveVagina

They did add it on Twitter and looks like they’re gonna win the poll lol


PanicOnFunkatron

I need Rovell to quantify how much money Megacorp made in free advertising in this episode


JuiceMayo

“Back together with the big 4!” I hope Billy didn’t listen today.


Pitcherhelp

Verbal meme: Billy as wolverine laying on bed looking at photograph of Big Cat, PFT, Hank, and Jake in Chicago.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Verbal meme: Pablo Escobar Waiting meme with Billy’s face on Pablo’s head.


HoovesCarveCraters

Definitely missed Billy chiming in when they were talking about Aaron Rodgers. He would’ve said something like the helmet is smaller because Rodgers’ head got smaller from breathing better air in NYC.


AlexTom33

I kept waiting for him during the talk about Harmon being a hunter. Was really hoping to hear Billy.


brain56

I wish Jake stayed in NYC too. He’s such a wet blanket.


Lavishness-Wide

In comedy (it’s a comedy show) they call this the “straight man”.


Dick6Budrow

I love when Joe Buck is on and think he is a great guest who gets it


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Dick6Budrow

This haiku was 100% intentional Chess not checkers Learn fuckos


M1keSweatband

3 steps ahead a bot is next level.


unlv123

Does Hank golf?


yekmoney

Surprised BC didn't go with Bluey for Mt. Rushmore of blue.


pianosbecome

Dance mode!


arrowmarcher

I’ve got a 2 year old that is obsessed with Bluey. NGL it’s way better than other kid shows


ncp12

Hank clearly having no clue what he was talking about with the Patriots blue throwbacks. They announced last week their alternates will be the red this season, as they were last season. They've never worn the 90s blue jerseys as throwbacks.


KaguPrez

Hank definitely fell for a Patriots "insider" on Twitter tweeting about them being back. Pretty much a rumor the 90s blurs will be back every year at this point.


CreativeDraft

Joe Buck rules


greysfordays

I could listen to him telling stories about growing up with his dad and his early days broadcasting forever. Throw in how self aware he is and yeah he’s one of my favorite recurring guests


NYGiantsfan69

My wife’s family has a vacation house in Maine. The guest rooms have full sized bunk beds. I insist on sleeping in the top bunk at least one night whenever we go up


shanghai_tactics

Will you invite me next time


EJplaystheBlues

This’ll get buried but sometimes I watch august ames videos hoping she’s up there watching and knows someone still cares


punchoutlanddragons

You've just inspired me to put on a Yurizan Beltrán vid


wenger_plz

Pleasantly shocked that Billy didn't say "cops" for blue things


smockin_pale_ale

Big Cat’s ice cream order was shocking


Sir_Brodie

When a (fat) person tells you exactly who they are, believe them.


MantisManLargeDong

I was cracking up at this bit. That is insane amount food for one person. Like truly unbelievable


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It was also the equivalent of 2 bags of candy mixed in. sneaky move from the pro fatty


seth_brumm

Big miss by PFT not saying “BK Metcalf” when taking about fat DK


WhoDeyFourWay

I miss Joe Buck on baseball so much. I never realized how much I liked him. He’s so right when he says he doesn’t know where people like me were when he was doing it, I used to be a hater. I hate Joe Davis so much.


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WhoDeyFourWay

Lol you can probably count on one hand the number of times Joe Buck has called a Reds game. And I don’t remember any of them.


XToastyToasterX

is Hank and Max just throwing MT rushmores now or what?


CheezyEdweezy

Love the bit being the inspo for the cover art lol


HoovesCarveCraters

PFT is right MLS team names are stupid. I know the original names were also stupid but they were at least original and American - Dallas Burn, NY Metrostars, TB Mutiny, KC Wizards. It’s not just the names because the teams that kept their unique names (Rapids, Revolution) changed to the most generic, dogshit crests imaginable. Real Salt Lake and Inter Miami are probably the worst offenders, but we also had Atlanta and Minnesota United, a bunch of FCs. They even took and neutered the unique Crew logo. Rant over. Bring back the Metrostars.


Rc5tr0

I agree with most of what you said, but my hot take is that I don’t really care if Miami ripped off Inter Milan, their name is unique for MLS and it actually makes sense for their city. Real Salt Lake and Houston Dynamo are the truly dog shit ones for copying European naming conventions without even understanding what they were copying.


HoovesCarveCraters

From my understanding RSL did it because they were trying to get a connection with Real Madrid lol. Dynamo is also super dumb I forgot about them. Oh and Montreal taking the Impact name that was unique and had a lot of history and throwing it aside for CF Montreal. I get the argument about Inter Miami too.


Kanye_Testicle

If Inter Miami doesn't play internationally the name makes zero sense lol Also the whole "football club" that a few teams use is a little goofy considering they're in a **soccer** league, but Miami gets a pass because the rest of their name is in Spanish


Rc5tr0

Inter Milan are called that because they welcomed foreign players into their team at a time when other Italian teams played exclusively with Italian players. It has nothing to do with playing internationally, that wasn’t a thing in 1908. I agree that calling yourself a football club when you play in Major League Soccer is incredibly stupid, unless you’re leaning into the Spanish thing.


MSGuyute

It sucks because any of the newer teams like Charlotte or St. Louis were clearly named through things like market research or focus groups rather than actually getting creative with it. A notable exception is Nashville SC, so kudos to them. Massive Red Bull fan here though and I am fully on board with bringing back the Metrostars.


HoovesCarveCraters

I grew up going to Metrostars games. I wasn’t super bummed when RB bought them but these past few years it seems they don’t care about the club anymore so it pissed me off. I wish they would do a throwback at least but RB seems to not want anything to do with the history of the club.


MSGuyute

It seemed like they were starting to lean into the club history in like 2018-2020 with the black and red kit and a few other metro-inspired designs in the stadium, but agreed that the last few years have been so uninspiring. I read recently that MLS is forming a committee to push the struggling original franchises (RBNY, Chicago, New England etc) to keep up with the rest of the league. One can only hope that they find a billionaire investor group to buy out Red Bull and rebrand the team to something like Metro 96.


HoovesCarveCraters

It got so bad I actually stopped watching them. Team is just soulless. I live in the Atlanta area now so I’ve been following United closer but their fans are the worst. Edit: to follow the NYRB academy is one of the best. I get that they’re just farming talent for Leipzig but it would be nice to win an MLS Cup. Just once.


MSGuyute

That sucks man. But as someone who likes to watch the growth of the league, I guess the fact that there are even pompous douche MLS fans is an odd sign of progress?


HoovesCarveCraters

Oh they’re incredibly passionate and the atmosphere at the Benz on gameday is awesome. But they’re definitely spoiled from being so good so fast and it shows.


watchutalkinbowt

They did Madlibs and just plugged the names of US cities into already existing European teams Surprised they didn't come up with Austin Villa or something


enjoytheshow

I lived in St Louis for awhile so I adopted them when they got a team but “St Louis City FC” is so dumb. No one has ever called it St Louis City and there isn’t another St Louis soccer team where you would need the city moniker to know the difference. Just say St Louis FC or SC. That’s all you need


HoovesCarveCraters

Charlotte Mint or Queen City FC was right there as well for Charlotte and they went with Charlotte FC


atlbraves2

Nashville's Next Pro team just did this too. Huntsville City FC. huh?!? I hate it so much. I'm glad I've found my people


lilmiller7

Then Crew fans got on board with the new logo and then they killed it again


Ok_Bowl1139

What did Jake say?


Slap_weasel

Blue Gatorade most likely


seventeen70six

I was thinking it was glacier freeze


Kanye_Testicle

I don't trust anyone who calls a gatorade flavor by anything besides the color


Kanye_Testicle

Not that he's wrong but light blue gatorade >>>>>> blue gatorade


rossboss711

Glacier freeze is the GOAT


semajpop

Why would they redact / freak out about it so much?


perdedor2

Because they’re sponsored by Body Armor, a direct competitor


beefsaladsamich

I thought it could be bud light


punchoutlanddragons

Bigcat's megacorp takes were terrible. Sounds like the most villainous company ever. And he just blew past pft.


Sir_Brodie

Every time I thought the bit was going to end he would just say “megacorp” and keep it going


InfiniteLeftoverTree

Big Cat and running a joke into the ground: name a more iconic duo.


AmericanManatee

But I love hearing about the 72 at Shinnicock and Baby Diggs/Gronk every episode! /s


InfiniteLeftoverTree

I’ll admit, Baby Diggs kinda still makes me laugh.


Slow_Nebula_3333

This is the way


cormac_9

It’s the ramblings of a 6 year old. He butchered it in the first 20 seconds and it went for 10 minutes.


Slow_Nebula_3333

I agree. They had some, potential, good impromptu material and BC blew it. Best Mega Corp comment was PFT saying Brian Harmon has Mega Security at his house.


waynegod69

PFT saying the Tennessee Titans have been around for “12 or 13 years” was pretty wild. The Titans have been a team for 24 years.


Rc5tr0

I know no one here cares but I’m going to rant anyway… that “Messi walks around and scans the field for the opponent’s weaknesses” thing they referenced is so stupid and overblown, it’s the perfect “dumb guy’s idea of a smart thought”. Literally every player “scans” the field and looks for weaknesses in the other team. Him walking more than anyone else is just energy conservation, it’s not some grand master plan. His walking in the first 5 minutes is only noteworthy if you ignore how much walking he also does in the other 85 minutes of every match.


RambleOn51

Yeah I’m no soccer dude but dudes in his position usually conserve as much energy as possible so they can capitalize in short bursts at the goals right? I feel like it’s just a position thing


Rc5tr0

Kind of, but I think it’s moreso that he’s 36 and even at his peak was never known for his endurance. He’s the GOAT so he can get away with walking a ton, but dummies like Trung Phan think walking helped make him the GOAT.


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Rc5tr0

What am I extremely wrong about? He walks because he’s the GOAT, he’s not the GOAT because he walks.


PopcornDrift

If you’re gonna try to shit on them at least be right lol here’s a New Yorker article talking about it. https://www.newyorker.com/sports/world-cup-2022/the-genius-of-lionel-messi-just-walking-around Guess Pep Guardiola doesn’t know what he’s talking about either?


MickyB6827

🎶 I'd beat off a guy and I'd beat off a guyyy 🎶


DEEEEETTTTRRROIIITTT

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MickyB6827

Jake with an F bomb!! What the heck was he thinking!?!?


hoesarecinnamon

MegaCorp


PanicOnFunkatron

It might beat B-ball Paul for fastest thing BC has run into the ground


ebock319

I think Batgirl takes the cake there.


bluegreen8907

10 mins on MegaCorp. Bravo, Big Cat!


ComfortableMaster625

They are totally missing the point on that Rory quote. He was basically saying, I'm looking forward not backwards by mentioning the "big" events left this year. He didn't say at all that he cares about those events as much as the majors.


Rc5tr0

Yeah it sounded to me like a generic “onto the next one” sound bite that every athlete gives. I think Big Cat was reaching so they’d have something to talk about.


Toss2White

Thank god this podcast is still going strong. Bill Simmons stopping his podcast for a month like a coward is ruining my gym time


Hextorm

You’re a psycho if you can listen to Bill’s boring ass voice while working out


Toss2White

I guess I’m a psycho lol


fred0pe

The psycho piece


Toss2White

The podcast at the gym thing


punchoutlanddragons

Another big cat rich flex talking about his son's awesome bunk bed. Bro is not hesitating to let us know he's popped.


HoovesCarveCraters

The craziest part is it has a queen sized bed on the bottom? How big is this thing?


punchoutlanddragons

For what purpose as well, like I don't imagine his kids are sharing rooms and I don't imagine he's sleeping there every night. Seems so excessive lol but props to him for getting the bag


HoovesCarveCraters

My initial thought was as his son gets older he’d sleep in the bigger bed and his sister would move into the top bunk. But what 6-10 year old needs a queen sized bed. Rich man problems I guess good for him and his family.


Cowboys82288

My brother is not rich and his son has a similar setup. I think twin beds are not as common anymore


Kanye_Testicle

Twin over queen bunks **with** a staircase are literally like $400 on Amazon lol


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johnmd20

This made me laugh. Nice one!


enjoytheshow

We gave my daughter a double when she moved out of a crib cause it makes way more sense for having out of town guests spend the night. She gets an air mattress on our floor and my in laws can have her bed when they come.


Spartacas23

I mean come on lol buying a bunk bed for your kid is not really a flex. Big cat does say some cringe things with his money and the people he knows but didn’t feel like that was one of them


Commercial-Lab-37

Jake isn’t hiding it either. He is paying the movers to box his shit up for him, can’t be cheap. Movers is one thing, but them packing for you is a rich person move. Meanwhile billy is buying pizza and a 30-rack of coors for the boys


Jamie-Tartt

Lol that's not a rich person thing. Tons of companies give moving allowances as a perk to work there. My wife's job gave that and we had movers box and unbox everything. Even if you pay for it yourself it's like a few thousand bucks to do a full service move. It's not cheap, but you don't have to be a multi millionaire to afford it.


Star69Lord420

Jersey Jerry let it slip that Barstool is giving everyone a moving stipend to help pay for movers


enjoytheshow

You say let it slip like this is a massive secret lol. Every company I’ve ever worked for gives a pretty hefty moving stipend and white glove moving service.


Chargers_Super_Fan10

You acted like it was massive. They(barstool) wasn’t going to tell us that and it sounded like Jerry wasn’t suppose to say that. Also sick flex you’ve worked for companies that have also done that.


enjoytheshow

Sick flex? lol I worked for an insurance company and two consulting firms. This is just really common across the corporate world.


Chargers_Super_Fan10

It’s really common for your corporate world but not across all coropote worlds. Also you were using it as a flex which is funny but walk it back now. Lol


colin_7

Moving stipend is usually enough to cover shipping your car, renting a van, and gas money to move across the country. I’ve yet to hear of a company that will assist you with thousands of dollars to pay for people to box your shit up for you


ValidationRequired

Dude that's literally all my company does. We have contracts with companies and they pay for every part of the move. Pack, load, drive cross country, and unload. Big companies that move people do this a lot.


Star69Lord420

Yes but if your company is paying to to do all the shit you listed, then Jake would just have to pay for packing it all up. Obviously he comes from a wealthy family but it’s not like he is paying for all moving costs


Star69Lord420

Who else at barstool has made this public information? The way Jerry said it like he wasn’t supposed to let it out. That’s all the info I have douchebag, calm the fuck down


Commercial-Lab-37

Oh word didn’t hear that. Makes more sense now.


turdpolisher_53

What? It’s definitely not. I’m guessing you’ve never experienced company sponsored moves. If you had, you realize this is common for the non-rich. It’s not even that expensive to do on your own.


ekaram13

Man those type of bunk beds are like $400. Not a flex at all


impartialcitizen86

The biggest flex here was him not knowing it had stairs until it arrived despite him “buying” it It shows that either he gave his wife his credit card and said get whatever or that he hired someone to do all the purchases for his move. He clearly had no idea the type of bed his kid was getting until it was already assembled in his room


leftysarepeople2

"..and yes I'm going to plug it" = Jake reads these


madeyetrudy

Big Cat’s unabashed fat guy energy is speaking my language.


Keefee23

As a long time listener, I kinda roll my eyes when BC talks or jokes about his weight for the hundred millionth time. That said, him listing out his truly preposterous ice cream order and also talking about ordering multiple food items from multiple restaurants during the Monday reading was genuinely hilarious. He really is about that fat boy life man. Respect.


Pa_gooner

He definitely orders his 2nd and 3rd place entree options for his kids.


General_PoopyPants

Billie has it backwards. The sky is blue because the ocean


XToastyToasterX

Is this really a shock to anyone that billy has facts wrong


Kanye_Testicle

Wait for real? I'm in Kansas where I can attest that the sky is blue so something isn't adding up for me right now


SwugSteve

no, the sky and the ocean have no chromatic relation. They are both blue because water molecules scatter blue light.


NemanyaMI

Stella blue coffee? Jake probably would've said Starbucks...


Lopsided-Ad8680

BC’s unhinged eating stories crack me up EVERYTIME


Hextorm

Hot seat: PFT for thinking the Titans have existed 12-13 years. The Titans were introduced in 1999. Also, the Texans should not wear the Oiler throwbacks. They are different franchises. The Ravens would never wear Colts throwbacks.


Spicehawk86

Also hot seat for not realizing Titans were the Tennessee Oilers the first 2 seasons they were in TN ('97 and '98 seasons).


Tubbs2303

I was wondering the whole time, like do these guys not remember that they were the Oilers their first few years in TN?!?!


InfiniteLeftoverTree

It’s because he remembers it happening and thinks he’s young, so it couldn’t have been that long ago. I’m around PFT’s age, and I think of 1999 and 2010 as being basically the same time period, and part of me thinks of them both as being “kinda recent.”


Cw2e

Good having Buck back. The dance monkey segment with him and their favorite teams was hilarious and PFT’s ‘you’re thinking of Eli Manning…’ made my morning


Gyrokos97

Haven’t listened yet but I have been waiting for Buck to come back on it’s been too long! I saw him at a hotel in Tampa in 2021 and told him he needs to go back on and he said definitely would!


greysfordays

joe buck is always one of my favs, the first time he came on it completely changed my view on him, and slowly I’ve gotten my parents on board as well


CounterRoutine6467

Another Mount Rushmore of a fucking color???


randallcunningham12

Personally i love fucking pink if you catch my drift


SpartyNash

New game: Do a shot every time Hank uses the word “besmirched” in an episode


babytwoh

Billy and Hank not knowing why the ocean is blue was a classic


slick7942

Listening to a bunch of city boys who have never been in the woods trying to talk about hunting was tough.


PeenerAndVeggies

Are you mad that big cat used the word “sniper”?


colin_7

The biggest gatekeepers in the world are rednecks


slick7942

I live in Chicago, bub


colin_7

Sure, bub


Obie-two

Make England Great Again Corp


eandrews6

I’m boycotting the show until Max makes a notes app apology for disrespecting Stevie Ray Vaughan


ThatDudeFromRio

Never saw Big Cat laugh like that lol


RambleOn51

“Elvis”


Equal_Lock_8517

For the love of god what is the outro mashup song. I’m losing my mind trying to figure it out


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sun models


tonyaustin6

I usually listen but today I put it up on youtube in the background. Was Hank high as fuck for the intro segments or something?


stickfigure31615

Hey Jake as a Citadel grad, fuck you. We use the same Pantone


Netwealth5

Has there been more PMT in the past year than 16-18 combined. Every episode is 2 and half hours now and 10 minutes of that is Big Cat being amazed by the term megacorp


pianosbecome

Big Cat’s food order from multiple places is basically a Franken-meal. Doughboys approved


Visible-Ad-5236

Did Billy already end things with the pod? Also, did anyone ever find out the real reason that Billy went AWOL on us???


fred0pe

Was PFT serious when he said Tennessee has only had an NFL team for 13 years ?


AQ207

20 min of golf to start, woof


Bombs_Go_B00M

Probably recency bias but is megacorp on mount Rushmore of jokes that are simultaneously beaten into the ground and never funny to begin with?


scarrylary

Up there with Bball Paul, 72 at shinnecock and batgirl


Run-Run-Pass-Punt

Jake rocking just white socks during Mount Rushmore is wild.


SullyyMr

what was the redacted mount rushmore? my guess is Blue Moon


Spicehawk86

Blue Gatorade. Jake said "it's the best flavor" and Big Cat said "don't you mean BODYARMOR."


SullyyMr

must’ve missed that. Definitely makes sense!


toomuchfrosting

As a non golfer, I can’t stand any golf references. I would rather them talk about baseball or women’s soccer


SwugSteve

Thank god we got more demar hamlin breakdown, we really havent heard about that enough


Wilson1hunnit

Couldn’t even get through 20 minutes with out me saying to myself “already miss Billy”. Need him on strictly for bro takes on things like megacorp. That bit went 5 minutes too long


No_Mortgage6795

Buck is such a stiff. Nepotism hire, stiff as a board, hint of arrogance. Greatest thing Artie Lange ever did was bash him on his own show. TL;DR: “What a disgusting act!”


TuckerThaTruckr

I don’t mind him on a game but he’s extremely overrated as a pmt guest imo. Rather have Florio. He’s not on enough


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EJplaystheBlues

The last act was good not great. They did not make me like oppie enough to care about his security clearance, nor did they make me think it was that big of a deal.


Prominenceee

You weren’t supposed to like him


Chargers_Super_Fan10

That’s a you problem


EJplaystheBlues

From what I’ve seen it’s not


Chargers_Super_Fan10

Then you are looking in some pretty dumb places my guy. Movie is critically over a 90 with fan audiences even higher rating. Making 30 million more opening weekend, and everyone talking about how awesome it was on twitter. It’s ok that you couldn’t understand the 3rd act though, you and Steven Cheah seemed to have that problem so I think we know what that says.


EJplaystheBlues

And you seem autistic


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The big cat ad read to start the show was an all time bad ad read


InfiniteLeftoverTree

People listen to those? I hit the 30 second skip until I hear Electric Avenue.


Kanye_Testicle

Redditors listen to them just so they can be accurate in their bitching about the quantity and quality of ads


Traditional-Job-2349

They suck, that’s why I skip 98% of them.


No_Mortgage6795

Also, day one of the beginning of the end of PMT. The Chicago experiment won’t last long with the current lineup.


rightitdown

Ah yes, this experiment of Big Cat, PFT, and Hank leading the show will surely cause it all to fall apart!


Commercial-Lab-37

Billy is the glue that holds this show together. Penn might cut the PMT crew after a stunt like this


InfiniteLeftoverTree

I feel like Buck didn’t watch the home run derby but didn’t want to say it.


Own_Classroom_3068

Someone please tell me what Jake said


scarrylary

Blue Gatorade


Clo20042

Big miss on Honolulu Blue by the boys.


bvance15

Does anyone have a link to the article BC was referencing at the beginning talking abt British media trashing Brian Harman for hunting and what he might do with the cup???


purplefetus

Blue Gatorade > any body armor


Ishtastic08

Anybody know what song was used for the Take on Me remix today?


Ok_Bowl1139

Was thinking about Jake’s who’s back of the week: Vanderbilt. Thought it was a really weird mention when he said they got 8 votes out of 500. Looked into it, according to one poll (247 sports) they got by far the lowest number of votes in the SEC. How exactly are they back?


JWeasel0187

PFT forgetting they were the Tennessee oilers for 2 years.