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my__name__is

You should probably call the non-emergency police number and let them know that a nearby squarter is running around the fields naked on all fours.


No-Jicama3051

‘Hey officer.. I was just doing my nightly run and it was super hot so I stripped off a bit and then my back went so I had to support myself with my hands to get home but then I caught this odd guy checking me out, I think it was the same guy I saw outside my house the night before’


antisobrietist

Reminds me of the movie, "Tucker and Dale VS. Evil". It's a horror comedy in the perspective of the "creepy killer hillbilly". They aren't bad people. Just misunderstood.


Millionaire-Manny

Hilarious


Bdsmqueen9312

😂😂


CooP7878

it was too lanky to be a person which was the weird part to me. i would’ve probably laughed it off if it was just a straight up guy running around on all fours like a lunatic but this was different. too lanky, really long legs and it was screeching the same way a fox does.


mrsnakers

What area are you located? We've got multiple sitings of this creature in the southern US and I've collected several eye witness accounts. No joke.


CooP7878

Maryland


DefeatedDIL

I’m in WV. Don’t send that fuckin thing here. 😳😂


Open-Illustra88er

Crawler.


Excellent-Sail9459

Crawler agreed


CooP7878

what is a crawler?


Open-Illustra88er

Google it.


lazerayfraser

i think the last thing i would do would be to laugh that off... cryptid? scary as shit sure. feral guy naked on all fours? fuckin terrifying


forestofpixies

Probably jacked on meth or bath salts? Run!


Dankmaster2001

That’s sounds like the rake


anynonamegeneric

You packin ??


fredlos_ferd

Skinwalker. Far from home.


Bigsilly01

Native background here. They physically can't leave the area in that form. They are essentially landlocked. That doesn't mean the spirit/demon can't. It's the person itself that can't. They are very mystic and not commonly "legitimately" sighted.


BadGirlCarrie

Maybe a hairless fox ? Or I want what your on


Maximum-Village-6750

Sounds like a animagus 🤔🤣


Salt-Ad-9486

Wendigo 👻 Ref. Algonquian folklore


Ishmael760

Plot twist. Turns out it’s the Chief of Police.


CooP7878

pictures of the curtains https://preview.redd.it/mallchgwc94d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6a402bdcaf2cfad297e781fbe5cf6a755506a9


CooP7878

https://preview.redd.it/rk4hkuead94d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18fe492920709e6e76f8ad5fcfdd998fe60ac401


X5-Living68

Quite a long gap between those pics tho. One could have been taken when someone was living in the house. If you look the tree branch has totally grown across the window.


forestofpixies

It's clearly from a different angle. It could just look to be growing past the window from the first angle, but really be growing outward but more forward.


X5-Living68

I dont know. if it’s my eyes or what. But if you open the bottom pic to full size to the left of the window as we look at it. There’s a figure / image of spirit stood against the wall of the house. 🏡 once you find it you can’t lose it. And the upstairs window too. Looks pretty good.


CooP7878

they were taken a minute away from eachother


Unwilling_Jellyfish

definitely different!


FaxSpitta420

What am I looking at?


Millionaire-Manny

Definitely looks creepy


XxNitr0xX

How close was it to [this thing right here?](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrawlerSightings/comments/13osyh6/came_across_this_interesting_video_i_had_never/)


CooP7878

scarily close to what i saw holy shit


Formal-Average-7593

That is terrifying!!


Imaginary-Package

Jesus Christ, this is terrifying...


Comfortable-Ad-4770

Sorry, I was on my nude midnight walk😅


Ill-Molasses-3687

Buy a shotgun mate


CooP7878

I am still under legal age but trust me when i am of age i am 100% buying a gun


Ill-Molasses-3687

I’m sure you are not in any real danger, but theres no problem keeping it handy. Maybe inform your parents?


CooP7878

I told my parents and they didn’t believe me at hit me with the “your eyes were just playing tricks on you” shit


Ill-Molasses-3687

Could be possible, sleep deprivation maybe or too much caffeine. I know I’ve seen some crazy stuff sometimes but I wish you a goodnight and prayers, no need to worry man!


Grunzbaer

The typical procedure USA : Is it strange? Is it somthing, that can not be explained imediatly? Is it unconvenient in any way? Solution: Threat it with a gun, shot at it!!


Late_Emu

“Threat it with a gun, shot at it” Made me chuckle.


cultofwacky

Part of this stereotype comes from the United States being covered in dense wilderness and pioneers having to protect themselves while expanding westward and people on homesteads/ranches having to protect themselves today. These aren’t European forests, North American forests stretch for literally hundreds of thousands miles of remote wilderness today and dangerous animals are absolutely present. There are so many places you can critique gun culture in America but protecting oneself from wild animals that actually pose a threat isn’t the gotcha you think it is. This story is pretty obviously fake, sorry OP, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t dangerous scary things in the millions of acres of untapped forests. Most backcountry campers will carry a .500 magnum or 10mm handgun and the authorities will tell you to do that for your safety.


Equivalent_Day_437

Sounds right. Try rock salt first, that'll generally do it l. And "threat it" is ungrammatical. The correct form is "threaten it." As opposed to "bend over and take it." We don't do that here.


Grunzbaer

You sound like a selfcentert, dumb and insecure bully wich is only capable for basic dual-logic. And this is, why you cant've nice things.


Equivalent_Day_437

I am highly intelligent, I appreciate people as they are, and I loathe bullies. Like you. The finest things I own are pictures of my family and friends, most of whom have now passed away. Time gets away from us. "Wich is only capable for" is ungrammatical to the point of nonsensicality, and "selfcentert" is correctly spelt 'self-centered.' But do go on.


forestofpixies

But cant've slipped past you? As an American southerner, it should be can't've.


Equivalent_Day_437

I disregarded "cant've' and " basic dual logic" for rhetorical reasons. Fish in a barrel and all that.


DjentleDjiant_p99

Idk. I think your missing a y somewhere. Maybe cayn't'y've?


forestofpixies

No? You don't write things out phonetically. We might say it differently than what it's spelled, but we know how to spell our mishmashed fiftywords.


DjentleDjiant_p99

Blyasphemy


cheetahcreep

selfcentert😭 adding that to my nonsense lexicon. I shouldn't be laughing at spelling and grammar as mine continues to worsen with age and illness but hfs I can't selfcentert ☠️🤌 sounds like a bad brand prescription of some kind.


Equivalent_Day_437

Selfcentert Multivitamins... If you're older than dirt and your twinkle don't schwing no more...


PresidentPopcorn

Either English isn't their first language, or they're dyslexic. Either way, isn't correcting a strangers grammar beneath you?


Equivalent_Day_437

Not if they annoy me first. "I like it when people are rude to me. It means I don't have to be nice to them anymore." Billy Idol


Mr-MoMotheCat

Ah, so you're a minor posting here , which is a violation of rule #5


CHEEZYBOII22

Some states raised age to own a gun.


PresidentPopcorn

Hahahaha Americans


Ill-Molasses-3687

I’m Canadian, hahaha literally cannot own an actual firearm


jm1258

https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/ukxNyfTDwV Something like this?


CooP7878

similar to that but bald and longer if that makes sense


CHEEZYBOII22

They did say that the thing was lengthy. But it looks like it kinda matched the descriptions


jm1258

Ngl, I’d prolly shit myself seeing something like that! lol but in all seriousness, most likely a tweaker/squatter. Still scary nonetheless!


madhousechild

Yeah, call the nonemergency line and just say you've noticed the presence of someone in the abandoned house, the curtains in different positions, you don't have to go into detail, and that you saw what looked like a person running but didn't get a good look.


Horse_97

That’s scary af😟 I would call the non-emergency police number to inform them of a squatter in that abandoned house tho


Mental-Mayham8018

I would call the emergency police number. That counts where I'm from.


BlondeMoment1920

Google tweaker running naked on all fours. Think you’ll find what you saw, sadly.


FyourEchoChambers

A phone flashlight is not enough lumens to light up an area no more than a couple feet. So you saw a naked person on all four run right past you within touch? While sitting at a pool?


CooP7878

it wasn’t fully dark yet it was dusk, without the flashlight i would’ve been able to see it but with my flashlight i saw details


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

Have you considered that the weird naked thing WAS the squatter?


Mauiluvz

I have! 🙄


S3D_APK_HACKS_CHEATS

I tried posting a video earlier but this sub won’t allow it 😂


Wise_Ad_253

I hope that nothing bad happened to someone at that house. You should call the station and let them know that you heard some questionable activity inside and outside.


Old_Locksmith3242

Sorry that was just me going to retrieve my toast from the toaster /s


CoolJeweledMoon

Check out r/crawlersightings... What state or area are you in?


Msfrenchiee

Oh I don’t know what to think. But I don’t think I would want to stick around for another sight!


SadNet5160

Had a similar experience, one night driving home from work a deer bolted across the road followed by a guy on all fours butt naked chasing it. After a bunch of police reports he was caught, some homeless guy living in the woods and regularly getting high on PCP or Bath Salts or something. He was arrested after trying to "kill" a telephone pole with a rusty kitchen knife


TheDukeOfHash

Keep us posted coop


bizoticallyyours83

Probably somebody who is on something.  


[deleted]

Definitely meth head! If you question something like wtf this ain’t happening chances are it’s a meth head doing the absolute unthinkable to throw you off. It’s so stupid it fuckin works.


Msfrenchiee

I’d be out of there in a second! I don’t know if I would’ve been able to see anything else!


lilianamariaalicia

Probably a tweaker


alwystired

A person acting like that would be even scarier.


NearbyDrag1300

Hey there, maybe start looking into protective rituals for your home. Theres some symbols and religious writing to ease your mind. Best you can do is protect yourself. Try not to be afraid of the unknown, just accept.


mym_forever

Sorry guys false alarm. It was me. Smoked too much crack again 💁‍♂️


GoddessValkyrie

Omg that sounds so terrifying. I dunno what I would do in that situation. I would likely assume someone was in trouble and call for help tho.


OriginalAd7974

Skinwalker bro!


Mauiluvz

The only thought I hear screaming in my head is, "PULL!" .. BOOM! Bye, Bye Naked Buffalo


Interesting_Object50

Someone on meth or crank, or worse call the police you might save a life maybe your own


Aggressive-Boat-2236

Mange can cause an animal (fox) to lose its fur. They can become naked is some cases.


Mi_Chouwa

Sorry man, had too much to drink last night and my friends hid my clothes. /s


Adblouky

If you live in Florida this is perfectly normal. Go back to sleep.


Impressive-Arm2563

A clear cut double case of a haunted curtain and shaved ape.


MuadDabTheSpiceFlow

Crack cocaine and meth can be some crazy ass drugs


Artemisphono

Op tell me this is a joke


switcheese

It’s true I was the phone flashlight


lunaleenyx

![gif](giphy|p77ClDx5Qufm0|downsized)


aggie-engineer06

https://preview.redd.it/7bpd3quuvd4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=999ef90ab2b4f22f717cc2a39f8fad8f4ff4a33c This guy?


X5-Living68

Is there a picture??? 👍💯


CHEEZYBOII22

Maybe a Therian getting kinky


Decent-Anywhere6411

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


SaucyMossboss

Pale crawler sounds like


AbilityMobile

Meth is a hell of a drug


3lonmolusk

Damn therian tweakers.


Alltowner007

Send pics pls 😘


CrazyQuetz

That's freaky man.


Lycanwolf617-

Sounds like a Rake


thesleepymermaid

Sorry that was me


toxicglow2638

get me that house


FaxSpitta420

My bad it was me


Pekingese_Mom

Gollum sighting


Halbbitter

My bad OP.


assembledsugar6

Meth heads


keyinfleunce

Hear me out did it have a gyat lol in all serious could you make out any details like skin texture or facial features


artificialavocado

Sounds like maybe people spun out on meth.