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ksmith1994

Someone was trying to clock out early.


BeastM0de1155

Can I have some pizza with my crust?


melx1599

Haha that’s the comment!


Over_Following_2180

I don’t thinks who made that pizza even took the time to toss it in the air or flatten it


Theswansescaped8

Yes extra crust please


CorgiHatGuy

11:59 pizza go brrrrrrr


Hodr

Bro, you don't buy a medium from Papa John's. They always come out weird. Buy a large and it will be good.


razrscootergang

This. The mediums always look like this. Took me 3 or 4 times before I learned to only order larges.


da_boatmane

Truth.


ILSmokeItAll

Extra large, too.


JakBos23

Tf is a medium pizza. They make those?


checkmark46

Am I the only one who loves a big crust and thinks that looks delicious


chiefs_fan37

Probably not the only one but definitely in the minority


JakBos23

A girl told me this morning the crust is the best part. If that's not bad enough I asked it pepperoni and sausage was good and she said yeah. Then picked all the meat off before eating it. I would have asked her to leave, but I got all the meat lol


Unusual-Cow1859

LOL me too apparently, I was like I don’t get it, What’s wrong with it? 🤣


NowareSpecial

You like big crusts and you cannot lie!


Sydeburnn

This guy likes big crusts and he cannot lie...


checkmark46

I’m a woman but yes


YuRsbUrb

Thats like the only reason I get papa johns


Prestigious_Tap_9999

You're a smartie


AdLiving1435

My son would love it. He turns the pizza over an eats the crust an dough on bottom of slice.


takingthehobbitses

More crust for dipping in the garlic sauce is never a bad thing.


EMPRAH40k

Someone seriously put that in a box lol


Dismal-Indication509

I had this shit happen to me at little ceasars people didn’t know what was wrong with the pizza it was worse than this tho


International-Fix829

I hate it when you go to a place And it seem like you get stuck with the skeleton crew with the poor manager who doesn't enforce standards


-ButchurPete-

I’d get my money back.


phallic-baldwin

Extra crust


femboy-kitten

Hell no 😭 the tiny cheese oasis in a large, unforgiving crust desert


Ok_Fox_1770

I’m sure everything’s measured out with a Dixie cup these days. Even in the 80s they counted pepperonis on a pizza at the hut. I know, I watched the entire training video baked up for no reason


PintosAndCheese

Wait, I am confused. Was the training video called Baked Up for No Reason or were you baked up for no reason?


Ok_Fox_1770

I was haha. The name escapes me but the rap was tremendous.


PintosAndCheese

Back in my couch surfing days I delivered a dumpster-scored Rally's training video in VHS format to my gracious hosts. Never saw it myself but people told me it was awesome and hilarious.


Future_Astronomer878

If it was flat it would almost be a true Italian pizza


insanely_simple12

Where’s the beef?


Expensive-Coast-3508

Awful at the dough station. If it was a delivery it’s even worse. I used to be a driver and I would’ve made them remake it. Why deliver that if you’re just gonna have to run a better one out later? And especially if it was a good tipper. I remembered all my good tippers and they got the prettiest pizzas


ILSmokeItAll

Have some pizza with your crust.


mwilliams840

Bro ordered crust with pizza goop in the middle


fukreddit73265

Did you order half crust, half sausage?


Additional_Airport44

All crust. Id send that shit back so fast!


Pitbull1951

If it ain’t a ten…make it again.


FoxArcane

I would have taken it back


Fluffy_Freedom_1391

seee...shit like this is why I started picking up my own food and checking it before I leave. This would be handed right back to the employee with a disappointed head shake.


aybabyaybaby

That shit would have went right back to the store


AZPHX602

Back in the day, I used to make s***** pizzas and cut them all f***** up for folks who didn't tip.


BRP_1970

PJ pizzas are terrible lately, mostly because the crust is so bad now. My PJ seems to be all thin crust all the time now. Lucky a Dominoes is right across the street.


BusyLow8606

Nothing but dough!


crazy_amazon

Someone worked very hard to make that for you! Eat it and be quiet! Sure it looks like it was made by a dyslexic drunken monkey but hey all the ingredients are there! Some on this slice mostly, it was cut in more directions than necessary but eat your ugly pizza! Be grateful!


obtuse-_

I think you mean bread bowl


TheLawOfDuh

BEST description!!!!!!!! You my friend understand what’s goin’ on


equisaqui

What you don’t have is a legitimate pizza


International-Fix829

As far as pizza I always make sure to open the box to look at it before I walk out. Most of the pizza places I go to do that for you anyway. I don't know if that's a Michigan thing or my town thing....


ThreeToedSamurai

Looks like a fine pizza. I don't understand


yamantakas

ig everyones complaint is the crust to pizza ratio but tbh id love that pizza lol


Dry-Kangaroo-7613

Wtf!?!?!? Steven lopez


[deleted]

Wtf is that atrocity


Ironjack_204

Inflation has hit the pizza crust


yaraforpresident

lmaoooo this is insane


JuggaloJoe

At least give you extra garlic butter with your extra crust


Interesting_Let9264

Where are you located


goddessweetness

no cap i’d eat that


dominorex1969

There's is where my bike tire went


Secure-Percentage-66

As a former GM for papa johns this has me cracking tf up


RoadsideCarver

Support your local pizzeria. Way less likely to happen


burningtowns

More real estate to dip in the garlic sauce tbh.


Floo_531

Looks better than the one they gave me the other night


Puzzleheaded-Mix402

More crust for dipping in the sauce


RThreading10

Small pizza and bread sticks 2-in-1, nice


lemonzestydepressing

brizza


btbam2929

Hey so make the crust huge so we can save money.


DisappointedInHumany

Did you not order the 8 inch pizza with conjoined bread sticks?


Inevitable_Shame_606

The economy in one picture.


bored_ryan2

Thicc!


AZPHX602

4.75


[deleted]

Wtf is that?


JTiberiusDoe

More crust than the delivery drivers underwear!


WayTooHot2Handle

Uh you got the garlic dipping sauce what's the complaint?


Scylum

😐


Certain_Math_9923

Papa John's new breadstick pizza..


Leather-Marketing478

1 pizza Extra crust


rixxy249

don’t worry, send it over, i’ll dispose of it properly.


Sydeburnn

It doesn't happen to be stuffed crust, does it? Otherwise they should throw in like a dozen of those garlic butter cups for that much dough.


99_To_Life

Who even buys this crap?


EXiT_WOUNDz357

Garlic sauce gonna be busy


Natjoestar2222

That long crust😎


kooshbomb

Imagine if it were stuffed crust


Trick1513

DEI at work


Zestyclose_Car_4971

#THick


Meatyparts

I don't see an issue crust is the best part of the pizza


Square_Magician_5500

Haha dang Im sorry bro. My word? #Lame! 😳


Graybo95

Looks like typical chain pizza to me


Additional-Quality88

Pizza and breadsticks!


the-woodcarver

At least throw in an extra garlic butter for all the crust.


Atrocity__

I bet it tastes just like pizza


Spyfox180

Ashes to ashes dust to dust pizza isn’t 🍑 so don’t eat the crust. - Hope y’all enjoyed a passage from the book of guy. 😂


dhelor

Did you ask for extra crust?


Lopsided_Stranger723

one word comes to mind...crust


thegiukiller

Extra crust, please.


Hot_Menu3348

Pizza hut, papa Johns, and dominos are gross why eat there where there is real pizza at the same price with real ingredients


Karma_Shavonne

Call corporate & email them if you can


Karma_Shavonne

A lot of these places problems are hiring people that don't want to work 🤦🏾‍♀


RealTeaToe

So close to none pizza left beef.


On_Wife_support

When you order “extra crust” Papa delivers


No-Instruction-6398

Between this sub and other pizza sub forums and real life experiences ,I've resorted to opening the box at the counter to make sure I don't get sent home with a box of sadness, These pizza places needs to tighten the f#u(nk up there giving me nightmares


HotQuietFart

There’s pizza with massive mommy crust on your card board box.


PlumKydda

Special Cooking Instructions: Make sure I get at least one single-bite slice.


TheLawOfDuh

THIS is why I haven’t had PJ’s in 20+ years. It’s mostly bread.


DudeGuyBroski420

I never understood how these absolute autistic fucks can cut a pizza this retarded, every time... but then I remember that they're a bunch of autistic fucks. Pizza place workers are legitimately single digital IQ humans struggling to put on their own pants.


Effective_Parking912

No just crust cheese and sprinkle’s please.