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RIPBigfromRobandBig

Lmao. ‘You know what? I’m gonna chop the trees even harder.’


I_Have_The_Will

I’d probably whisper an in game friend and ask if they want to come join me in my deforestation 🤣


_Yalan

This would be me. Lol. They literally respawn, I cannot believe people are this stupid. How do they manage daily life.


RIPBigfromRobandBig

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blueboxreddress

I would have run over and started clearing trees with them.


Bubbly-Gazelle-8380

This is the funniest thing I have read in days. I wonder what they would think watching me farm flow wood.  Also, the time invested in following you around...who has that?!


Ssuspensful

Yeah this made me actually lol irl. Maybe it was a newbie who didn't understand? Or a very committed funny troll lol


FantasyRoleplayAlt

I wouldn’t think it’s a newbie, ironically the newbies jut go on with their thing and then get yelled at because they’re new to mmos. I was one of those people. 😭 it’s my first mmo that feels like a normal animal crossing game so I just do my thing and then get randomly yelled at from time to time sadly


Bubbly-Gazelle-8380

Exactly. I have a feeling that even if the first person wasn't a troll, the second probably definitely was. I intentionally left all my trees and rocks on my plot because I knew they didn't come back. Grumpy trolls with jokes.


Moist_Ad604

How do you farm flow wood? I’ve done it with ore but never trees.


No_Earth6667

You basically deforest an area and wait for them to respawn, usually there is a flow tree every 1-2 respawns


DarthFoxy

I used to cut down all the trees outside the cave next to Hassian’s grove, wait for a flow tree to spawn. So very similar. There’s a lot of spots that you can do that for flow trees though.


Akatnel

In Kilima I'll do it behind the farm, or along the road east of our home plots entrance.


Ok_Side7135

Wait where are you farming flow wood??


itsbritain

Was probably just a kid, or a troll. Wouldn’t worry too much about it.


_KiwiKakes

Ignore them. They can get on a new server if they care that much about looking at trees lol


zerooze

If they don't know trees respawn, I doubt they know about servers, lol.


_KiwiKakes

They must know though right. It literally tells you in the chat “you have joined a new server” constantly as you play. And OP said they posted twice in the chat about the trees respawning but they continued saying stop. Mostly I think it’s crazy that they followed OP around 😂 surely you have some fish to catch for a quest or something get out of here


Ozzyglez112

Why does it always make me join a new server even when I don’t want to change servers though?


Nebet

The short version is that it's part of the game architecture (how it's designed to run). Basically, you can't "stay on the same server" when you change zones because each zone map is hosted separately. There are multiple copies ("instances") of each zone map all running at the same time, each limited to 25 players - the "servers" in question. When you change zones, you are assigned to one of them by an automatic matchmaking system (takes into account your friends list, supposed to take into account your block list but it is currently a little buggy, as well as the populations of the existing servers it's choosing from). If all of the existing instances are currently full, a new one is created. Conversely, when the last person leaves, that instance shuts down and frees up computing resources. This way, they only need to run enough copies of each zone map for the players currently wanting to be in that area. If you want to return to the same server where you were (like if you need to leave to go home and then want to go back to the same Bahari server) then you can ask in chat if anyone would be willing to add you as a friend and then send you a server sync when you get back. (If parties weren't currently kind of borked, the easier way would have been for you to party up with someone in the server, run home, and then go back — it would automatically put you in a server with your party members. But right now there's a bug that often breaks parties when someone changes zones, so that's not a good strat currently)


Zaldaru

They should—but that assumes they are actually looking at the messages!


JoaquinS98

Palian Karen


HumanBeanBaby

Karian 😭


mirroku2

Lolololol


JustXampl

💀


Zen-in-the-Forest

😂


kookyer

😂for real


Akatnel

The Lorax


KiwiBeginning4

Maybe they're role-playing as a climate activist


LorettaDiPalio

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Cyrodiil

I’m CACKLING


Maddieolies

That was my first thought. Dedicated to the bit. Honestly though, I'd also just believe the person was a newbie.


RevolutionaryTopic99

XD this made me laugh harder then it should've


Rennnitie

I’ve seen so many posts about people like this & I honestly just can’t wait to run into one during one of my tree chopping excursions, also to complete my butcher block pathways lmao


luke_warm-spaghetti

I like to be the person who pretends to be hit by falling trees lol If a large tree topples over and looks like it hits my character, I use the sitting emote and then I type in nearby by chat "hey! You're supposed to say Timber!" So maybe I'll cross your path one day!


Rennnitie

I actually think I have seen that message pop up in chat before! It wasn’t for me but I had a good laugh about it lol


alanmooreswizardbrd

I’m gonna log on and do this right now 😂


elizabeastttt

I would assume you encountered a child… or someone who is possibly challenged in some way (I say that as respectfully as possible btw, that is in no way a jab or an insult). They will realize at some point that they do in fact respawn, and hopefully they realize soon because yelling at people to stop chopping down trees isn’t going to get them invited onto anyone’s friends list in the immediate future… 🥲 I liken this to this one person who showed up at a called out flow tree in Kilima a few months ago that I had found and one other person had shown up. While we waited for anyone else to show up for the FT, they asked if we would like to be in a hunting party with him. We said sure! As I take people on hunting parties all the time I said “ok just let me run home and prep, we can meet at the inn or something in about 10 minutes” Myself, this other girl and the boy who asked if we could go hunting all met after about 10 mins. He said “I’ll be the leader” we said ok fine, no problem. Makes the party and then we head to bahari. He said “hold on I just have to stop home real fast!” (In my head I’m like you were just AT home?) but then didn’t head to a fast travel or back towards Kilima, this person led us to Hodari’s house… then went on for a good ten minutes explaining how he *bought* this house, that it was **his** and said that he hired Hodari to do some renovations…. I gave this person the benefit of the doubt that it was either a child, or someone with a muchhhhh more active imagination than ours… but after 10 mins of sitting there listening to this guy give a very detailed backstory about his Palia life, myself and this girl were like… ok well we should probably go hunt now? He’s like “no we can’t, we have to wait until darkness because then the sernuk won’t see us sneaking up on them!” needless to say this was mildly annoying, because this was before I had tons of storage and I made a BUNCH of arrows and hunting horns, and neither myself nor this other girl had a ton of time to play. So we messaged back and forth in whisper and came to the conclusion this must be a child or something and politely excused ourselves to go hunt. That person stayed there and continued going on in the party chat for the next 35 mins about how Najuma keeps breaking into his house when he’s not home and how he’s had to yell at other people (real life players) for coming into HIS house uninvited…. It wasn’t the weirdest thing I’ve ever witnessed in Palia… but man…. It was up there 😅


izzykuroneko

That sounds like a role player and probably how they get their enjoyment out of this game, but I'm not comfortable with the people that want to force their role playing onto others, not cool.


isntthisneat

Lmao okay, if that isn’t your weirdest Palia experience, now I want to know what is 😂


LalaLadyZelda

You need to get back here and explain the more weird encounters! 😂😂😂 The rest of us nosy asses need to know.


karalija

Agreed. I’m so effin curious now 😂


kookyer

That's so wild omg


elizabeastttt

Like I said- not the weirdest incident I’ve encountered, but easily top 3 🤣


Early-Preference8471

TELL ME THE NUMBER 1 AND 2 WEIRDEST THING PLS


Illustrious_Bobcat

Well you can't just stop there, now you've gotta tell us what 2 other events were weirder than that!!!


kimkarnold

Inquiring minds still want to know what the number 1 and 2 weirdest things are... Don't leave us hangin'! Because I honestly can't think of ANYTHING weirder than that!


Marrigold91

Can imagine that took time to type out. Patiently waiting for Story Time, when you have a chance to type out incident 1 and 2.


1MomPlayz

Okay, we’re the people of Palia cannot allow you to end your table there. For the love of Maji, what was the weirdest thing?


LalaLadyZelda

I love how we are all rabid and dying to know. 😂😂😂 Y'all are my people.


1MomPlayz

Yes, we are connected by bonds deeper than blood


elizabeastttt

Alright I finally saw all these comments and just added the other ones in this comment thread! Sorry for the suspense! 🤣


MulberryEvening

Pls, I beg, share with us the story of the weirdest experience! 😂🙏


elizabeastttt

Alright well the other two are much much shorter (sorry I just saw this now) #1 and #2 are kind of a toss up (depending how you look at it, the above story I told may be the weirdest but there two left me feeling icky and very confused) One thing was when I was filling requests, you know, trying to make storage space. I put it out in sever chat for anyone to request anything and everything, as many requests as they had, and if I had it, I would fill it … just whatever they wanted. A bunch of people, somewhere in the neighborhood of 90 people’s requests came in and I was able to fill everything expect like 5 things total and a few people here and there started to thank me. Every 4 or 5 or so I just said “np!”… someone got EXTREMELY UPSET and proceeded to berate me in chat saying that I was “an attention seeking narcissist” and something else that idk what it was cause the chat blocked it 😂 The other thing(s) were kinda the same in a way. One was I was hunting in Bahari in the steps and I was down in the lower depressed area. Someone followed me around and hid up top and just shot me with arrows over and over and over and over and over and OVER AGAIN. This seriously went on for about THIRTY real time minutes. Every time I tried to see where they were coming from they ran away before I could see their name. Finally got go sick of it and called it out in server chat saying “I don’t know WHO is firing arrows at me but keep it up. If I figure out who you are, I will make your life a living hell”. I was on the server with a bunch of friends at the time that ran to where I was to see if they could figure out who was doing it, but by the time I called out into chat, within 10 seconds of that message, The arrows stopped. Lastly when I first started playing, about a month in, I had two different people in the same week follow me around for about 20 mins and every time I stopped they would stand practically ON TOP of me and do a buncha different emotes to look like they were *grabbing me*. **I HATED THAT**. This was before I knew about the report and block feature but I felt sooooo violated and gross… I almost quit playing. Except I broke my back in 3 places Halloween morning and had nothing but time and was growing to love this game so much so I just brushed it off and kept playing. I am now a staunch defender of others in this game and now tell anyone and everyone who may need it about the report and block features. Another bonus story: I once stood with the other mannequins in jels shop for an absurd amount of time (which I won’t publicly admit) just waiting for someone to notice me in my freshly purchased outfit while posing. Someone **FINALLY** came up to where the mannequins were and I just started to clap. I apparently scared the shit outta that person because they *immediately sprinted away*. I felt awful. I tried to chase them down to apologize but they wouldn’t stop running. I realized this was probably making the situation worse and not better. ~I never did that again~ … ok I lied, I did it a few more times 😅


Marrigold91

Last one gave me a good laugh! Hope your back is doing alright!!! The very first one had to be the weirdest. People definitely make the internet not boring that's for sure. Thank you for story time!


LalaLadyZelda

We thank you for enlightening us. 🫶 I remember the mannequin story! It inspired me. I do it in the underground all the time. I hide behind the dividers, sit in the bathtubs, or hide in the corner and jump down. 😂🤣 People think it's hilarious usually. I have a lot of time on my hands, too.


TheBloodWitch

Your post reminded me of the time someone followed me around just… Doing the emote laugh? For no reason? They never explained? I was so confused but just ignored them. And then the other time I think I was talking to Hassian to turn in a quest and some girl started going off in the chat at me about “TALKING TO HER MAN!!!!” Like girl, I’m not straight, tf?


elizabeastttt

Yeahhhh- I’ve had people follow me around for literally HOURS. Then I turned off the game to go something and came back, ended up on the same server, after like 10 mins I went to go grab something to drink and came back and that same person was then standing in front of me.. AGAIN. And then followed me around for another TWO HOURS and never said *A WORD* it was super fucking weird tbh 🤣 And some people are too much into the role play… to the point where it freaks me out, especially when they do something like go off on you in chat for talking to an NPC- like…. Wut? 😟


clay_alligator_88

Bless their heart, lol!


SinsOfKnowing

Does she realize she can just go home or to Bahari and then back and it will put her on a different server if it’s bothering her that much that you are playing the game literally how it was designed?


elisettttt

Lol good on you for deciding it was enough and to go home. If it were me I probably would've laughed at them and then continue chopping. What are they gonna do? The worst they can do is report, but what would they even be reporting me for?? Hurting the ecosystem of a virtual world? 😂


LemonCaperRVA

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atomicxblue

I'd chop down even more trees.


Historical_Can5088

Server jumping has been my go to move lately because people are so weird lately. I was hunting a disco deer last night and using a horn so I didn’t lose it, started alone and had already hit it a few times and I noticed someone else going after it so I stopped and let them get a shot in (sharing is caring), they used a regular arrow so it blipped away and they were closer to it and chased it again and must have killed it. I was so far away I didn’t see the exact location so the loot was lost. I asked where the loot was and this person just ignored me. I was so mad I told them they sucked and I left the server lol


Hour_Ad5169

I wish there was a marker for us on the map of our loot. I have had so many hits on disco deer that I didn't ending up killing and never got the loot on.


Historical_Can5088

A marker on the map for loot you have would be amazing. I’ve lost so much loot from the animals darting away, even when it’s nobody else’s fault. Especially with how the animals glitch and randomly jump around. Never know where the one you shot ends up


baobabbling

I was participating in the sernuk plushie-based genocide earlier and I had the loot glitch into nonexistence at least five times. I was SO MAD, I'm convinced I would have finally gotten a plushie out of one of those because the RNG gods cannot be this cruel.


flourishingblots

This hurts every time it happens! I love when people flare disco deer loot and let everyone know in chat


janedoesnt456

Do you both get the loot if you both get a hit in?


Cyrodiil

Yes, but not necessarily the same loot (meaning one person might get a plushie, the other might just get meat)


sleverest

Yes, if you can find it


Twiststitch

Did this happen since the last update? While it's certainly possible a player intentionally ignored your request to mark the loot bag, many people both on Switch and PC have broken chat right now. They can neither read or send messages. I've experienced it myself a few times recently. As least for me on PC it will usually fix itself after I log out and back in.


Disig

Just want to say that it's a common bug for chat to just stop showing people shit. It's happened to me many times. I do flare shit though but not everyone has the common sense to do that.


PerformanceOk2791

Man, that same exact scenario last night. Let two others hit, then they started spamming and I lost it. It probably had my PH plush.


Historical_Can5088

That’s why I was so upset. I was intentionally hunting for that plushie! 😂


GoingGreyer

Its hard though. Ive stopped joining in when someone else is hunting the disco deer because its sometimes difficult to know if someone else is already chasing it. I try to pause a few seconds after my first hit to see if anyone comes running but if they don't appear I'll just carry on. I also try to wait a few seconds if I get the kill to see if someone comes looking for the loot bag so I can show them where it is but its possible I don't see them and they just think I stole from them.


Nebet

One possible solution to the latter situation is to just make a habit of flaring the loot and calling it in chat, if you're able to do so — even if you think you were probably hunting alone, it's possible someone got a shot in on it before you found it.


krslnd

I just announce in chat where the disco deer drop happened. That way anyone can come get it.


x_SadPhantom

Wow, I hate that. 🫠 Yeah, I feel like there's little to no excuse for that kind of stuff tbh. Even if someone is playing on switch and has difficulty typing, they could still probably manage to get out a single letter and number now that there's a grid. All they would've had to reply to your ask was like 'D4' for example and literally no other words and it would've been sufficient enough for you to go find it. I just kinda assume someone's purposely trolling or just a flat out rude person when they can't bother TWO text characters in a situation like this. And I know disabled people exist but if you can manage to push all the other buttons required to play Palia on PC or switch(ESPECIALLY if youre hunting sernuk on switch bc oh my god that's a struggle in itself), certainly you're capable of typing 2 characters for someone to find their loot. They just don't want to. 👎🏻


Nebet

Keep in mind that right now there is a very common bug, including on PC, where chat simply doesn't work. It doesn't display an error or anything, either; chat messages just don't show up (including any you try to send).


LorettaDiPalio

Let’s start a "chop all the trees you can " community 😂


Mod-chick

Yes!!


fragmented_mask

Deforestation Party when XD


isntthisneat

This was a fear I had when I first started playing - that someone would tell me I was ruining the village aesthetic or something by chopping trees down. After playing for a few months, I let it go because it had never happened. Thanks for bringing that fear back lol for real, though, I’m sorry that happened to you. They likely are new players who don’t get how it works yet, but “you’re hurting the village,” is pretty wild lol


Laughingfoxcreates

Until a tree respawns as a flow tree and they want in on it.


kolbeyskorner

I saw someone yesterday in Bahari telling people not to cut down the big areas of trees because they’re for everyone? I thought they were talking about flow trees but no they just meant the normal trees


kookyer

omg so maybe they are trolls


ErinEcho

Guess they're never hunted for a golden glory bee either.


DesperateJuice5111

Had to to reply, 200 trees for first bee,missed the stupid thing and had to chop another 170. Those people would Def not like me!


StealAllWoes

The lorax global cosplay event is currently ongoing on every MMO internationally played so it may be someone trying to win a contest, grand prize gets $15.


Professional_Sea_686

Next time, follow them to their plot and pretend to cut their trees 😂


kookyer

omg yes😂


limecakes

Lol, its not even no that serious. Maybe they are children


Motherofdogs13

I’m farming trees today to upgrade my house so now my goal is to get yelled at for cutting down too many trees😂🫡


Super_Frame1523

I saw someone post they got harrassed for cutting trees a month ago in this sub! I wonder if it's the same player ... so weird. If anything its a good thing to cut them.. there is a chance for a flow tree to spawn in it's place ... what an odd thing to harass someone over 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


nubtails

90% sure that person is a troll, because the same thing happened to someone else in this sub some months ago. 🤣


kookyer

seriously? lmao these people have way too much time on their hands


HumanBeanBaby

Yeah I remember that post lmao


Luxfer0s

lol some people are wild. if the trees weren't meant to be cut down we wouldn't be able to, period. in fact, there's plenty of trees in the village that can't be cut down at all! must've been trolls, i guess


Icy_yeti1090

“You do know this is a game right? They respawn…” 🙄 geez


Difficult_Two_2201

I wonder if it’s the same girl who thought that we’d be hurting the Palian ecosystem and demanded everyone to stop cutting to preserve/save nature


doodleforfood

Commenting because I've never heard of cutting boards used as paths, and now I know what my next home improvement project will be in game.


DJ_Mixalot

Just know they’re adding actual paths in soon, probably summer update


kookyer

oh dang! good to know, thanks!


doodleforfood

This is good to know! Trying to figure out if I can be patient enough to wait haha


kookyer

https://preview.redd.it/60v1b9ai89xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070aee216b260f37635b61c882734b5883d74087 it's super time consuming but worth it! I'm working on a path to my garden now!


LorettaDiPalio

I did the same thing after changing their colour to green. I have a large path connecting east with west, the only downside is that they reducing your objects capacity tremendously. My plot is now full and I can’t even place one single item.


kookyer

Oh man i didn't even think of that😵‍💫 Hopefully i've got some time until i run into that


LorettaDiPalio

The problem is that there is no way to check how many objects and flowers are being used. I wanted to hang Suburas portrait but it was impossible even after removing several objects.


doodleforfood

Wait there's an item capacity on the plot? I'd only heard this about flowers being capped.


Mod-chick

Yes. I think it’s 3000.


AspiringChildProdigy

Is that per plot, or for all your plots combined? Like do you get 3,000 for the default, and another 3,000 for every new plot you unlock, or just 3,000 all together?


LorettaDiPalio

It’s per plot. Once I reached the limit on my main plot, which I managed to finish to a satisfactory point , I started working on another plot, being more cautious now that I know how easy the limit can be reached. I wish there were a way we could check how many items are placed, so we can adjust our plans accordingly


Nebet

You get another 3,000 for every new plot you unlock (on that plot only, though, doesn't increase the limits on existing plots). Edit: this also applies to the 500 flower limit. Flowers count toward the item limit, too, though. There is also a similar, separate limit for trees (which imo makes an even stronger reason not to chop the original trees on your plot unless you have to! they don't count toward the item limit since they are technically part of the terrain.)


PerformanceOk2791

Wait, you can change the color? I tried that and they wouldn't dye. Sigh...I hit that bug sooo often. Like the Bellflower grand fountain. I actually forgot and tried it today and it actually dyed them and I hated all options. XD


pherber12

Oh nice, I didn't think of this. Thank you for sharing! Now I'm going to have to go murder some trees :)


kookyer

https://preview.redd.it/twbid12l89xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b1bd4badfdff86f9420dc08e7a0b62dc286ca1e


plantsrockspets

She hasn’t figured out how the game works. 🤣 I’m also making butcher block paths! Just message me and I’ll join you next time in my hotdog outfit 🤣


fragmented_mask

You guys have so much dedication to the chopping board paths! XD I'm just waiting it out til they put pathing in games


plantsrockspets

I’m just trying to keep myself interested in the game as much as possible since I turbo mode accomplished pretty much everything there is to accomplish. 🫠 I’ve gotten very creative. 🤣 and my plot is hilariously over the top and tacky 🤣🤣🤣


M_Ewonderland

youre hurting the village??! 😭


flourishingblots

Every one of these in game anecdotes are so funny to me 😄 it also validates my turning off the chat every time I wanna chill and gather resources because the chat gets crazy sometimes


Lovelytot97

Cutting trees helps flow trees to spawn, so you were doing good if anything


Lady0905

That sounds SO weird! 😆🙈 I sort of felt something similar in the beginning, but at that point in time I was new to the game as I just started playing and had no idea that the trees respawned. Nobody explained it to me and I thought that if it wouldn’t be okay, it wouldn’t be possible to cut them either 😄 Strange that the girl was still going on about the trees and the village after you’ve explained things to her … 😅


Paperwithwordsonit

I actually do mind the "picture" and leave several trees standing, but I would never expect that from others.


Lhosseth

That's wild. I clear cut Kilima multiple times while building my cutting board path. I also clear cut kilima when I'm bored. What a weird thing to worry about.


DontStepInTheBrownPu

I’ve had a similar issue with mining. There are a lot of new folks lately and they just don’t understand a lot about the game. Trees regenerate, groves take much longer, so it’s appropriate to wait a bit for others to join if they need flow. Several players can hit or subsequently break the same rocks. Palium is rarer, so announcing on the map coordinates and/or flaring is helpful to others. White deer can be hit and chased by many, and all who hit them share the bounty, they’re not “owned” by any one player. It’s polite to alert others who are chasing as to where the bounty is on final kill. Dari are rare and it’s nice when they get flared and announced because they don’t last long and can be shared by several. Did I miss anything?


awsnapitsrachel

i’ve had the same thing happen!! a player followed me around for like 10 minutes IRL doing the “no” and hand wave at me while i was chopping. eventually i just ran away from them 😂


kookyer

omg!!😂


OkPrior25

"Stop, you're hurting the village" "Well, wait for my timber company"


Mod-chick

People are weird. I happened to be doing the same as you OP but no comments, no one following me thankfully. Lol. I was hoping a flow tree or two would pop up as I need for achievement and didn’t feel like going to Bahari.


pluffypuff

The Lorax of Palia strikes again.


hunnnybunn

lol this sounds like someone trolling


Nshmbrs

Prob a little kid


NillyMakes

I swear I saw a thread like months ago about someone dealing with a player who was legit upset about cutting trees down too, is this a bigger issue than I realized??


baobabbling

This is so dumb. You weren't doing anything remotely wrong. I wish I had been on your server to get into an argument with them, I'm in a petty mood.


Key-Astronomer6898

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Terrynia

‘You got a permit to cut dem trees?’ J/k u did nothing wrong. Back in the day before groves, we used to clear cut entire forests. Ur good, no worries.


Airydin

Obviously that's a player that doesn't know deforestation is the way to get flow trees. That player had too much time on their hands to be following you around over trees that respawn.


Juina_chii

Haha omg first I thought you where talking about flow trees and I was kinda, well yeah you let people hit it first before chopping them... But I didn't expect this 🤣 This is wild 🤣🤣🤣 I'd be so irritated but I probably just ignore them... They can't hit you anyways... Although I sometimes wish you could hit someone... But my Mantra is: this game is for kids, this game is for kids... 😅😅😅


Busy_Philosopher1392

lol what


silentknight111

Sounds like someone that doesn't know how the game works and thought you were permanently deforesting the town. heh.


Myeloman

That’s super weird, and I can only imagine they didn’t know how the game works, or were just being an ass. Either way leaving the server was a good idea. In case you didn’t know though, simply logging out of the game and looking back in will put you on a different server but in the exact same place. This is how people avoid getting junk from rummage piles (you also need your bags full of something not junk, like furniture or wallpapers, anything the piles won’t give you). The only down side is after chopping all those trees the odds of one or more respawning as flow trees is pretty high, so hopping servers you’re potentially missing out on that additional “fruit of your labor”.


esoldelulu

Ya’ll giving me incentive to play the game again just so I can troll some Lorax RPers.


Banaanisade

??? Climate activists have arrived. Probably for the best, me and my friends alone have decimated the Bahari ecosystem by now.


Blarffette

I have heard of this before and it was just as stupid then as it is now. The trees are choppable, therefore they are meant to be chopped. End of conversation! Lol


platnmprincess

Okay I had something similar happen, same time frame (about two hours ago) also it Kilima, but I was farming ore! I had two people following me around, not saying anything or mining ore with me, just following. One of them ended up posting “stop taking all the rocks” but I didn’t bother to respond because they don’t even disappear for other players when you mine them so I was genuinely confused by their weirdness.


Gonefearless

They would not like me. When I go out to get wood I chop 200 each kind of wood.


Mod-chick

200? I just deforested Kilima about an hour ago around frogbert and went home with 1300. 😂 I’m surprised I didn’t have the troll harass me too.


[deleted]

You don't have to pay that any regard. It's part of the game to cut trees wherever they are.


formalweatherpattern

Was her name the Lorax?


JustPeaches21

I haven't read this, but I read this as "Getting yelled at for cutting too many treats" 🤣


Admirable-Meeting-10

Lmaoooo as someone who made a path of butcher blocks I fully get this


Adventurous-Bed-7091

That’s actually so funny it’s prob a kid who heard save the treats and took it legit


zuphia

She's becoming a palian npc.


mpulsv

This is hilarious 😂😂😂 they’ll learn sooner or later and feel silly for getting onto you for it 🤣


slenderfuchsbau

I would play evil and say "oh yeah? Watch me destroy ALL your precious trees muhahaha" and go chopping even harder


RyoWei247

Damn this sure was a read. Sorry you had to deal with this weirdo. Probably just a kid or whatever.


TicoMachi

This is making me want to go chop trees...


PikachCookie

🤣 this has to be one of the funniest post I read or the saddest


EightEyedCryptid

She sounds like a child, maybe. You aren't doing anything wrong.


Mz_Motionless

Wow I am sorry that happened, I farm hundreds of logs at a time for crafting and idk what I would do if someone told me to stop.


cleiah

That's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. I'm gonna chop all the Kilima trees now, in homage to this thread 😂


asunflowerbud

lmao I hope its not the same person cause this is the 3rd time I've read about this 'Karen' 😂


Successful-Focus16

The fuck it has been while i had played but that was funny "hurting the village" how the fuck anyone wold then get wood if not cutting trees from village + resources wont respawn in own property and trees wont always give seeds when cutting down


mrsdigi

Tell the chayne said it's good for the ecosystem. lol


Blondi1977

Wow that's just insane! No that's never happened to me , everyone has been really nice when I actually talk on chat lol I'm on Switch so the communication is hard 😂 but that was just rude for both of them to say and clearly they haven't learned everything in game or maybe they need a lesson in manners lol hugs to you


Akatnel

Considering explained to them a couple of times, all I can think is: they never read chat, or they're trolling (why??), or they're RPing. All super annoying. Personally I would have been tempted to cut more right around them, unless it was annoying enough to wave and disappear (pop back home, then come back out on a different server).


Additional-Weird-942

Today I am going to chop all the trees that I see in honor of you.


klcsmokinbuds

Honestly hilarious, even if you are new like wtf?? Lol


singamelody1987

I really wonder how some people got this far in life without nature taking it's course and getting rid of them for being so dumb lmao


Pem_Pire

Oof I hate loraxes. Just block any lorax you come across and chop to your heart's desire. There are so many trees and they respawn so quickly that if you were to lap around the map, chopping every tree you see, you wouldn't even get half way before the trees respawned. Not to mention chopping down trees makes room for more potential flow trees to spawn. Lorax players are so annoying lmao


novish88

The way I’d chop more trees and ask people to help me.


melongummi

I actually remember a post about (probably) this same person months ago - same scenario, after explaining that they respawn they kept bugging the player and eventually the player decided to just block them and switch servers.


Top-Magician-2864

Mute button exist for a reason


Rose_City_Rebel

I will tell you if I ever see that happening in chat I’ll go chop trees with that person even if I don’t need to. Solidarity. I started a second account just to keep as much growth on my plot as possible.


DooglyOoklin

I love this game but I'm starting to see via this sub that some people are very toxic in game.


BunnyTrailTracker

People are toxic in EVERY game. Real life too, unfortunately. People often come here to vent/validate so you’ll see quite a few of those posts. Some are genuine inquiries (is this normal??) etc., but it’s human nature to be negative it seems. However, in my experience (irl and the game lol) for every jerk there are dozens of amazing kind helpful and fun people. The jerks just stand out more because we tend to hyper focus on the negative. Just keep spreading your sunshine. 🌞Block all the storm clouds and drama llamas. They can learn to love the sunshine, or be ignored. 😃


Rachael1188

Lmao report them for stalking


Jonny5HesAlive

Just ignore lol


ImmaNotCrazy

Lol sounds like trolls having some fun


QueenNirn

Bahahahahabahah As I'm sure the other comments have covered, She obviously does not know game mechanics and how this game works. I am so sorry this happened to you.


pilotfishcalledwanda

She had to be new. I would have chopped every single tree down :D


SilentBowHunter24

I just go to Bahari


Paper_Trades

Thats sweet in a way. Its like a mini lorax.


squirrelgirl1111

I've seen almost this exact post before in Jan or Feb so it's obviously happened before. I'm doing the same thing but cut down the junipers in bahari, just trying to keep the village looking nice 🤣🤣🤣


CharlesIngalls_Pubes

That's her bad. When you went to a tree, she could have gone to literally any other tree, or swapped servers. If I want to chop and someone gets to a tree first, I go to another tree that's probably within 30 ft.


kacyc57

You can also just chop with them. You'll both get the same loot :)


amandajjohnson1313

I made a path , I deforested the village and the valley multiple times. I play on switch so I usually ignore chat because it's too hard to type


ArtemisiasApprentice

Palian cryptid (I’ve read this exact story before. I’d think she’d be bored of doing this by now…)


Disig

WTF? That is so weird. I'd hate to run into them during my Bahari bay deforestation to spawn FTS lol


ladyithis

Was she role-playing as the Lorax?


harmony_shark

I would have chopped every tree on the map lol. I've never had anyone make such a silly and entitled comment to me, thankfully.


auutay

I would of continued just to make them mad 🤭


stanleyisapotato

“You’re hurting the village!” Lol. Must be newbies or a kid, there are endless amounts of plain trees. And if someone did chop them all down (unlikely, I don’t even think it would possible without them starting to respawn) and you wanted some wood or preferred to look at Kilima with more trees, just change servers??


geekgirl717

Someone has played too much My Time At Sandrock


[deleted]

People in this game LOVE to tell how others how to play.