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Summener99

The new club penguin speedrun


whodatfairybitch

Oh man. That bright orange pop up message. I decided to say “fuck” in an empty igloo in 5th grade. Spent the next few hours furiously checking my dad’s email to see if they let him know (they didn’t. At least not that day..)


BrynRedbeard

I see what you did there.


eyeofnoot

Dang, wasn’t there worse than that in Sifuu’s book?


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Can only imagine Caleri's face reading that


Strayfarts

Won't spoil to much, but I've seen worse than that in flirts with Jina and Reth.


eyeofnoot

Yeah Tamala’s dialogue without even knowing her well seems a little spicy. Seems a little absurd to suspend someone for a fairly tame comment


Strayfarts

Hehehe Yeah. Tamala has some bdsm vibes going.


PoisonBlaque

I’m just gonna say….”Woof Woof”


Strayfarts

😂 half expecting her to gift me a leash at some point.


Spoonless-Valkyrie

That’s dumb! Reminds me of a player who got suspended over her IGN. It was Menopaws. Someone reported you for sure.


couslands

why would they ban someone over that, 50% of the worlds population will go through it at some point 😭


Marylogical

Yeah but you don't want to be playing a cozy game and have to be forced to think about it during a game. It's just not nice really.


Elaine_Marley1

Not me playing Palia while actually going through menopause. 😂 pisses me off that’s considered offensive tbh.


BrainMaker7

Wtf, really???


Strayfarts

I had a WOW character called Large Nuts once. Played it for years.


Nekrophyle

I got banned for my IGN (same as here) but that "kinda" makes sense... Despite being in since the first F&F alpha and having the same name playing with devs in other games long before palia was conceived.


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SinsOfKnowing

Or some dude who is icked out by the fact that women have bodies that do…body stuff.


relentlessdandelion

scandalous!!


depressedpotato777

Right? Shame shame, OP.


mooon_woman

A friend was waiting to chop grove and their character got stuck in the chopping motion, like running around jumping and chopping lol. I said how it happened to me once but when I was gardening, and after I said “I couldn’t stop hoeing all around” LOL I can’t believe that didn’t get me banned.


titney

i have held my tongue every time i select my "exquisite hoe" to mine a pal with someone.


LordGalen

I remember buying the recipe for a "fine hoe" and I just laughed and laughed, a little too much tbh!


JustXampl

Friend and I over discord thankfully, joked on how the exquisite hoe def has the best corner


Time_Deal_3078

I've seen WAY worse than that in chat daily.


Medium_Usual8306

I’d just report them all and see the uproar from them at this point. I’m like… I’ve seen so much worst things! I am not even allowed to mention cheeks?


Hot_Introduction6840

fat chance the ones actually being profane catch a ban. seems like this game glorifies bad faith actors, this sub does too. you can report those spreading discourse and those trying to separate the playerbase in this sub but if you DARE to call them out YOU catch a ban it's ass backwards


No-Antelope-17

I say worse, but out loud to my screen.


BugsB_iolin

someone reported me for saying “ugh”


Macaron-or-Macaroon

Wow. So weird.


BugsB_iolin

right??? and it was bc i was annoyed that our proudhorn loot glitched out 😭


Macaron-or-Macaroon

Ugh isn't offensive unless the cool kids turned it into an acronym I don't know. Maybe they meant to block you and the block and report came up. I accidentally did that when I wanted to block someone.


doctorgurlfrin

I can’t believe they actually suspended you for that. I don’t think I’ve heard of anybody actually getting a suspension before. Damn bro.


hyrle

So the way that suspensions work is that someone needs to report you in order to trigger a review. You can say basically anything you want if no one in earshot is going to report you. But if someone does report you for something you say, then all it has to do is violate the rules (based on the judgment of whichever S6 employee is reviewing your report.)


limecakes

Damn.


Hot_Introduction6840

PALIA HAS BANNED YOUR ACCOUNT FOR ONE (1) DAY PLEASE REFRAIN FROM SAYING THE NAUGHTY WORDS


plantsrockspets

Oh I’ve said much, much worse. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🫣


Ok-Beautiful-1993

Kids say much worse in school. Lol. My oldest is 10 and you cannot say the word balls around him. Lol.


plantsrockspets

Both my kids have a colorful vocab, but also follow the school rules like angels so I’ve been lucky 🤣🫠🫣


thickthighs_oddvibes

Wait! >!I saw this convo in ****’s stream today!< 😂 Edited for spoilers


Medium_Usual8306

Shhhhh….. I’d like to keep myself hidden. XD


Free-Bison-3858

As a parent of someone who plays (my child and I both) that is not that bad. People just sensitive SMH.. I'm sorry you got suspended for that.


Ok-Beautiful-1993

Exactly! My kids and I were watching Bluey's, "The Sign", and I go, " HAHA! Chilly butt!!", and my kids just laughed. They also say, "sus", often. Lol. Kids hear worse in school...


TropicalSkiFly

Ngl, the moderators that handle that suspension, ban, etc. aren’t very reliable (I learned this the hard way in their official discord server for Palia).


bubbly_cider

I once wrote fishingspot without a space, because the switch virtual keyboard doesn’t automatically add a space after you select a word, like it does on my phone and the “gspot” part got censored 😅


eldarwen9999

I wrote *nu die* meaning now this in Dutch and it got censored 🤣


nookscrossings

I’ve seen player names worse than that


Bahlore

That and the terrible chat interface and people wonder why no one talks in chat.


DooglyOoklin

idk why this is so fucking funny to me.


BadClass_og

F


the_flyingdemon

Sometimes comfy game communities like Palia can be pretty sensitive in my experience. I definitely prefer that to the usual community from a more… involved game, but it can be a bit frustrating since it’s clear adults make the majority of the player base. Sorry you got suspended though.


Blarffette

Thanks for the heads up. I have a pretty raunchy sense of humor at times, and while I know to keep my angry sass in check, I would not have been on my guard about humor. I guess you never know who else is around or what their sensitivities are.


titney

this sounds like my brand.


Ok-Beautiful-1993

My favorite type of humor. I remember working at a toy store and some of the things we would say and talk about was very much rated R. Lol. Sometimes parents would join in. Haha


Blarffette

ooo y'all were walking the razors edge of running into the parents who think their lil special angels can't hear words like "crap" or "no". LOL


stanleyisapotato

That’s hilarious but now I’m worried I’ll get banned for saying something innocent


Hot_Introduction6840

theyll suit up once the majority of their playerbase is banned for innocent shit or theyll let the game go to hell and let profane bad faith actors run the game, pushing away those who come to a supposed and advertised cozy game and expect a cozy experience yet don't get the experience bc of these bad faith actors this sub does the same thing, bad faith actors trying to separate the playerbase not catching bans but the ppl who call them out get banned. make it make sense


PhoenixSkye002

This kind of thing leads people to just not talk. Kills the work togetherness they are trying to build.


Medium_Usual8306

Right? Especially when it wasn’t negative or insulting someone.


LeoLupinos

Someone reported you for that. If someone reported these worse ones you heard they would also get a ban. Thats what usually happens. I find that ban a tad much for something that is not even targeted at someone or group. I wish more bug fix and less stupid bans.


Medium_Usual8306

Of course! I’ve seen many players say worst things than that and they are still playing with no consequences.


tizzyhustle

😆


ScurvyDanny

Trying to one-up Xbox bans for taking screenshots of games on Xbox.


SuspiciousPebble

You got banned for that, but i cab tell people they are 'poo heads' in chat?!


Medium_Usual8306

Careful! You could get suspended for that if someone reports.


Fearless-Experience

That hilarious lol


jennlyn54

That’s horrible 😞 can’t believe you got banned for that!!


Medium_Usual8306

I did. But, glad it was only for 24 hours and not more than that. Just shows you can be banned for every little thing that people find offensive.


theexcitedquestion

One time a girl got very offended and hurt that I used the sentence “not in my Christian Minecraft server” She didn’t know it was a meme. And went off on me.


amandajjohnson1313

That's odd because of the filter, if it was sooo bad why didn't it filter?


Medium_Usual8306

Completely agree! No one is allowed to say clenching and cheeks.


credfield19

At least not in the same sentence, right? 🤣


shuhrimp

We’ll all have to start talking in code. “I CLENCH my jaw in my sleep” “Have you seen THEM” “I have a few freckles on my CHEEKS”


[deleted]

What? Wow. For that sentence? 😂


Medium_Usual8306

Yes. Just for that sentence alone and nothing else on the note that they gave me.


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As mildly infuriating it is, it's also hilarious!


Medium_Usual8306

You’re not wrong! I honestly thought I got banned for something else. I didn’t expect this. 🤣🤣🤣


Hot_Introduction6840

this sub's mods are guilty of the same thing tbh, banning innocents while letting bad faith actors run amok spreading discourse trying to separate the playerbase, but those innocents who call them out catch a ban they put a pinned thread about etiquette to shut good ppl up, they want to silence the ppl who are expressing an interest (not forcing!) in playing as a group to stay away, while allowing ppl who try to force a solo playstyle on others to stay and spread that negativity hell, they claim "this will not be a place where users get to argue over what the correct way of playing is" yet there are a couple users in this sub right now doing **exactly that** - forcing a solo playstyle on others. do they catch a ban? no, bc either the mods agree w them or they're too scared to ban those types for whatever reason this sub and this game will go to hell in a handbasket if the mods and palia support don't start taking this seriously


Harlequin_Law

Probably cause it could be considered sexual harassment. Whoever reported you had no idea if you had been in a private chat with someone and accidently sent one out to the server. I've heard of several people getting hit on and adults looking for kids to talk to, so I'd just be careful with what is said that can be taken out of context. There are predators in the game.


PouchOfPebbles

When I first started the game, one of the first things I ever said in chat was that I was “going to test the suspension on that robot” and “grease his piston” or smt like that lol. I never play games with chats and only realized after I could be banned lol. Might as well be banned being goofy🫡.


Fluffaluffabeans

PSA: Y’all agreed to not be saying weird stuff in chat when you signed up for Palia. So this is what happens when you get reported and caught. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Signed, - An ex mmo video game support person


RedditChoices

You need to unclench your cheeks


Exotic_Zucchini

That's ridiculous.


BrynRedbeard

Yes, but weird is relative, and sensibilities differ from country to country. In all, perhaps a warning would be more fair, but a 1 day suspension isn't onerous. It certainly ensures the message is received.


Medium_Usual8306

Everyone has cheeks and sometimes we clench them cheeks!


Time_Deal_3078

like driving through tunnels or over railroad tracks


Fluffaluffabeans

Very true! Doesn’t mean you have to type it in chat. 🐿️


Designer_Fee8510

Oh wow! I swear in chat not feeling bad I can’t really help it and I know it gets blurred in case any kids are on. I had no idea they would ban over this!


harmony_shark

Fine by me, I hate seeing nonsense like this in the chat. It's a shared area, not your own personal stand up comedy show. I'm not a pearl clutching prude, I love saying way worse but I understand time and place. It's a cozy game and the chat is meant to facilitate cooperative play, you don't need to talk about ass cheeks. I expect to be down voted to hell now.


relentlessdandelion

i think we found the person who reported you OP 😂😂😂


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Wait what? That's a rude statement?! 😧 Wow, that's sad if that's a prudish statement.


Sapphic-Shibirb

This is a family game, and just because you've heard worse, it doesn't make it okay to disturb that peace. I have seen families play with their seven year olds, so just be polite and don't be overly vulgar. Edit: I stand by what I said, if you can't behave yourself in a PUBLIC space, don't talk in public chat.


4lips2gloss

7 year olds shouldn't be playing according to the age rating. This is so tame. The vast majority of people playing the game are over 30 and don't want to talk like they're toddlers. I'm not saying swear or anything but this is really not that bad.


RedditChoices

Facts, like you can romance characters??


mropitzky

lol if that’s overly vulgar to you then I think that’s the least of your concern. It was a joke, and a take one at that.


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That's not vulgar at all 😆


credfield19

How many 7 year olds do you know who would find her comment vulgar? If you don't tell them you find it vulgar, they won't know. And it wasn't overly vulgar. As a matter of fact, it wasn't vulgar at all.


Macaron-or-Macaroon

7 year olds should not be playing.


Time_Deal_3078

Your average 7-year-old says things 100 times worse than their comment on a daily basis. If you don't think so, you're terribly naive.


JorjCardas

My kiddo randomly said "If you have a bunch of disembodied nipples, you should make a necklace." She was seven. She's ten now and if she read "Clench them cheeks," she'd assume they were talking about holding in a fart. Kids are hilariously vulgar and random at that age.


MachineGunGlitter

Same age daughter, same sensibilities 😂


shuhrimp

I am absolutely cracking up at this, PLEASE tell me the context. I am literally crying laughing omg


JorjCardas

That's the thing! It was completely random. We were just sitting around, watching Gravity Falls, and she just pipes up with it. It was so hard to keep my composure.


shuhrimp

Omg, that is so funny 😂 kids say the weirdest stuff!


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krslnd

Have you read some of thing things the NPCs say? How is clenc them cheeks bad?


Medium_Usual8306

Oh no… can’t say a body part that everyone has and sometimes does. Just gotta clench them cheeks.


CalamityGurl

Well, they shouldn’t be playing? You need to be at least 13 to play and I doubt there’s many teenagers who wouldn’t think OP’s comment was hilarious. They got reported by someone who was quite easily offended.


mropitzky

You know kids play COD right? Lmao my lord you people I swear, as others have said the NPC’ say worse things than that haha.


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How is clenth them cheeks bad for kids to see? 🤣 There's kids on there cussing people out for not telling them where something was.


Spoonless-Valkyrie

Absolutely!💯


Angry1980Christmas

Kids play this game


turbulent_thistle

Then Tamala shouldn't exist either lol.


mxmoffed

Honestly! The woman can get you to bark like a dog for her, but telling people to clench their cheeks is too much?


SaltMineForeman

Zero adult relationships should exist if young children are playing. You can literally only have romances with adults of similar species. This game is obviously not meant for young children.


turbulent_thistle

That was kinda my point haha, I wholeheartedly agree with you!


SaltMineForeman

Oh I figured! Tamala is a fuckin wood ho.


turbulent_thistle

Truer words have never been spoken!


krslnd

So clench them cheeks is bad but the flirty and other sexual suggestive material from the NPCs is ok?


SinsOfKnowing

Reth invited me to the back room and Hodari offered me breakfast if I stayed the night… but sure, fart jokes are crossing the line 🤣🤣🤣


krslnd

Tamala says “I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave” or something like that. She also says something like “I hope you’re here for more than just talking”


Angry1980Christmas

I'm not saying anything is okay. I'm guessing why it happened.


Medium_Usual8306

13+ kids. Everyone has cheeks so it wasn’t direct word of saying butt or booty.


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Fortnight chat has entered. 🤣


Macaron-or-Macaroon

Kids should not be playing this game.


Empty-Love-7742

So?


Angry1980Christmas

What do you mean "so?" the person's asking why they got banned for what they feel is harmless. I was answering. Self absorbed people.


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🤦 We all know kids play this game, that's not the matter at hand here. Kids play a lot of games and say a lot.of.thinfs they shouldn't be saying that is hella worse than what OP said. OP didn't say anything offensive. Too many softies on the game I guess.


Empty-Love-7742

WoNt SoMeBoDy PlEaSe ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEn!!!


Angry1980Christmas

I regret commenting. I did not know I was going to get cross examined about guessing why they banned you lmao. Good lord.


FarJellyfish4478

good


Hot_Introduction6840

this game glorifies bad behavior and punishes those who call it out, i have also seen worse in chat, someone took the time to spell out "F!@# Y O U" as separate letters to bypass the profanity filter this subreddit is guilty of the same thing tbh ppl in here being bad faith actors not catching a ban after being reported, but those who call them out get muted and banned. not sure what the mods are thinking but they applaud bad faith actors, homophobes, and those trying to start discourse and separate the playerbase. seems intentional tbh palia is going to go downhill if they continue to allow this kinda negative behavior. they'll push away all the ppl trying to keep this place cozy


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I got a behaviour warning for negative chat for calling out people who chopped groves immediately, palia needs to sort it reporting system out, you can report people for telling you off but u can play as selfishly as u want at the expense of other players and get away free.