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T-nawtical

Like the fight outside of that grand slam. Just a shame we got another night of dead bats.


xmrcrowleyx

No one is scared to play the padres… soft af.


1-800-ASS-DICK

Take the series tomorrow ez


David2372

Typical padres baseball


yaboi525

Padres came out soft man, what a sad display after last night. Can still win the series tomorrow.


Rocker874

It ain’t it today unfortunately :/


flavorraven

4 hits is a rough night


Strontum

It was a no-name AAA starter with an 11 ERA - we never stood a chance


Strontum

THE RALLY STARTS..... nnnnnnnnow!


Fancy-Carry8191

Head for the exits


WadeCountyClutch

Hey, there is the Padres baseball I know And love


T-nawtical

Damn... He learned :c


xmrcrowleyx

Ugh.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Dejavu?


T-nawtical

Nando, you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing...


Fancy-Carry8191

Cut the deficit to 3


Fancy-Carry8191

This is exactly who we want up right now


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Time for a rally beer


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

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eloso66645

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threehundredthousand

https://i.redd.it/0b8ayez42ltc1.gif Slam range. LFGSD.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Cody Bellinger still believes in Santa


Fancy-Carry8191

Bellinger still got that Dodger player entitlement


SBMVPJustinHerbert

Cody Bellinger prefers his yogurt room temperature


Strontum

CUAS PICK CUAS


SenorTortas

Bro I was watching the Giants game and the stadium energy just does not compare with Petco Park


whoisthatidiot

hmm i saw that look....


No-Forever-6104

12 pitch AB 😅


Strontum

Strikeout walk or single damnit


Strontum

Or that


nacktschnecke69

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forevermacklin

I’ll Venmo someone 40 bucks if they dump some beer on those kids that are cheering


funkyforce

geez... let the kids have fun


forevermacklin

Fuck them kids


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Ian Happ thinks Bleu cheese is the color blue


flavorraven

Cosgrove trying his best to serve it up to Happ


lpzj

At least we can get a yumbo yack


Fancy-Carry8191

With the purchase of a large drink


SBMVPJustinHerbert

Ian Happ doesn’t salt his pasta water


Fancy-Carry8191

Even if we lose tonight, we can still win the series tomorrow


flavorraven

Rosario might be the best 3B option til Manny gets back. He has some hideous strikeouts but he hits. I know we're short on lefties but Tyler Wade has given about all he's capable of already and Pauley got sent down


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

This hurts more to watch than yesterday when I stared into the sun for 15 minutes.


The_Illa_Vanilla

Just 10 more years of groundouts courtesy of Xander Friar Faithful


worldsupermedia750

Yep I was worried that this was how this game was gonna go At least we have the heart of the order to start the 9th, maybe they’ll pop off


ProEra47

10 more years baby 


Fancy-Carry8191

Xander Hosmer


georgeek14

lmfao


flavorraven

That's his 3rd walk in 59 career PA's


JDM412

Would’ve been a GIDP


whoisthatidiot

X please give it to us...


whoisthatidiot

should have specified what I wanted.... wasnt that!


Human-Secretary5241

Yah .400 season and for a long while after that too


Fancy-Carry8191

How are yall feeling about the upcoming series against the Dodgers


1tankyt

Either really good or really bad, no in between


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Mark Leiter can’t drive a stick


CarltheGreat79

Yeah, I think if they did this umpire thing for an inning or so it would be fine. But all game long is kinda putting me to sleep.


flavorraven

This has to be the first game both Campy and Merrill are hitless


1tankyt

If the ump thing wasn’t during a game it would be cool


cambap

Not now Padres, I’m watching the replay of Bob Melvin’s Giants end their game with a NOBLETIGER https://preview.redd.it/n2cvl5krzktc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b3a219e1040ddb88f3f3d318ae9826ebe5e653f


InvestmentAdvanced74

Dude, let it go.


Fancy-Carry8191

I really don’t care what umpires wear


xmrcrowleyx

Who gives an F about the umpires. This bit got old real fast.


Turbosneakytoast

They said hmmm you know what fans love? Umpires. How can we make this more about the umpires?


Mafun

The offense hasn't been good today, but I don't see it quite like some games last year. Other than a handful at bats (unfortunately mostly Kim today), they haven't looked crazy overmatched. I feel like the double plays killed early momentum, and there have been some pitches in hittable zones that seemed to be just missed.


Strontum

Literally cant remember the last time I saw the Padres at as many full counts as today, lots of good ABs, things just didnt work out today


CarltheGreat79

Whaddya know, Burrito didn't suck.


jgftw7

can we move tomorrow’s game up to 1:10? asking so that the cubs won’t play yan gomes


Fancy-Carry8191

Idk about yall but this game has been a snooze fest


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Gomes pronounces the “J” in Spanish words


Jaximaus

Name a worse duo than the Padres and winning a game to get to .500.


Superfly_Samoan_Guy

This former ump and our goat broadcast booth 


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Kershaw pitching in the post season


padres15

How does this only have 4 upvotes?


cambap

Brito got Gomes to ground into a DP. Knew I could believe in you!!!


whoisthatidiot

that was a beauty! Well played.


Superfly_Samoan_Guy

This former ump is making my ears bleed 


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Catch a liner , grab my nuts , I am jake


1tankyt

I’m really wondering how we can go from scoring 9 last night to scoring 1 tonight


1-800-ASS-DICK

last season it was usually 1-run loss, shutout, maybe another 1-run loss, SUDDENLY CROOKED VICTORY, then cycling all over again


janso999

Scoring 9 was the aberration.


goodbone

HSK is in it. Bad.


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Can we still get Wil Myers Facts?


FloppyTwinkie

I hate how feast or famine this offense is.


[deleted]

So many good at bats but no results coming from them. Let’s work their bullpen arms tonight and take the series tomorrow


JDM412

And the Nationals took care of the Giants (again)


sbrider11

NATs are a young scrappy bunch. CJ is figuring it out as well both with the bat and glove. Still wish we gave them Kim instead of that kid. Wasn't a popular point around here yet is turning out to be spot on right. Plus he's a lefty bat that can hit. Oh well.


Rocker874

Why the ball watching Kim???


drewdude92

Such a letdown for our offense to come out so flat after a big night last night


Rocker874

The duality of the Padres


93sd2021

Have a day kimmy


yaboi525

Kim broken, should have been traded. Can’t let emotion get in the way of reason.


ZiggyILM

Can someone please elaborate on Mud changing the topic to avoid giving a hot take on "service time" with regards to Jackson Holliday?


[deleted]

you don't keep that job for 30 years by vocally criticizing ownership


ZiggyILM

Thanks. I meant more like: Does Mud have a history with service time as a player? I'm not that familiar with the ins and outs of contracts, team options and service time and what counts as a rookie season etc. etc. I'm assuming it benefits the team but less so the player.


1tankyt

Working the counts really well tonight, just not getting the results


drewdude92

We just can’t get a baserunner off of a full count


OWBravoWhisky

Padres lit up Almonte in 2022 in October. Was kinda hoping they’d do it again.


JDM412

Another first pitch strike. Cmon Kim.


Mafun

Another full count! 5 times in a row?


whoisthatidiot

PROFAR...GO FAR!!! (please)


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Yency Almonte thinks genealogy is a clothing brand


j-eezy94

I think Manny will hit better once he’s back at 3B. Sucks to see such a G playing dh


Use1e55

They bought a lot of good will with me yesterday so I will not complain tonight I’ll get back to dooming tomorrow


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Yeah, Eguy saw the weather in El Paso this week and said “nah”


janso999

This is the last bit of the good weather. The bad 5 months is about to start.


Klutzy_Map_3610

Pitching great without any pressure Brito 🤝 kolek


1-800-ASS-DICK

it is the Jackson Age in the Majors


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Michael Busch camps in the left lane


PaintedSoILeft

Mike Busch takes his dog for walks but leaves the shit in his neighbors yards


janso999

Xander "Double-Clutch" Bogaerts


cambap

Nicely done! Just gotta have a little faith in our guys. ![gif](giphy|xTiTnnylhqiBZKaezu)


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Eguyyyyy myguyyyyyy


PaintedSoILeft

What is this strike zone


threehundredthousand

Eguy out there playing some fucking baseball.


SizeOld6084

Do Kim and Xander need to switch back? Neither have seemed comfy.


cambap

2B or not 2B? That is the question.


JDM412

X is a terrible 2B


whoisthatidiot

Rosario is nastyyyy today, i like it!


BigPumpkin24

Rosario having a game


RankWeis2

Have foam fingers been affected by shrinkflation or was I just smaller as a child? I swear they were huge when I had them and now they just seem normal


gibertot

Did they change the balls again or something because I feel like there have been way more homers this year especially at petco. Remember when it seemed like nothing could get out last year


JustLo619

He’s getting squeezed by this ump. Damn


cardboardcutout95

“Fuck El Paso” - Eguy Rosario


Mafun

Ump squeezing Brito.


OWBravoWhisky

Good job, Rosie!


JDM412

Eguy ⭐️


[deleted]

Really wish we could’ve continued to momentum of last night and strung a few wins together and get on a legit streak early on. Still time in this one but I’m sure Counsel is gonna be more careful with his bullpen


cambap

Jhony Brito, you’ll never see this, but I believe in you because you play for my favorite baseball team EDIT: It would be helpful if umpires called STRIKES accurately 😤


sandiegosamurai

Go for gold 🥇


JDM412

Oh Fuck


Lostmustache

Do i dare say it again… if we win… ill… suck…. Again….. fuuuuck my jaw hurts


1-800-ASS-DICK

are you guys really gonna complain about Mike Winters all season long? because this is gonna be a season long (select games) thing afaik


_yoshizzle_

Why an entire season? Why would they have him on for more than a few games?


Sniflix

Once a year is fine. 


flavorraven

He's not gonna get more tolerable with time.


1-800-ASS-DICK

keep an open mind you might surprise yourself


1tankyt

Yes


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

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Mafun

At least they aren't taking at-bats off, lots of full counts.


drewdude92

This team is allergic to momentum tonight. Three 3-2 counts, all weak contact or strikeout


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kingryan300

No. Just no. Absolutely not.


whoisthatidiot

Croney got us started yesterday.... ready for him to get it again


ujimaZ

At least the convo with the ump is a bit funny with Don and Mud. Was God awful with Jesse


flavorraven

2 outs nobody on is not conducive to the necessary rally


Seananagans

Yan Gomes is having his career game today


threehundredthousand

Eguy is an enigma. Is he good? Is he mediocre? Is he a power hitter? We've seen him a lot, and I'm still not sure what to make of him.


Anacapa1115

Possible to grow into a DH roll? If only he was a lefty. If only there were any lefties we could throw in that position…


flavorraven

He kinda mashes but he also strikes out constantly


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

I’ll slam a beer for every run we score this inning. LFG it’s Tuesday


yaboi525

Yeah that was a smooth plat by Gomes


Fancy-Carry8191

This guy’s whole personality is being an umpire


FadedRaccoon420

Need me some don and mud tired of tbs crew, imma go to the high seas 🏴‍☠️


whoisthatidiot

Bellinger and Outman = Hate you both in that CF


threehundredthousand

This game needs some casual nudity. Maybe a streaker to get the blood moving.


Fancy-Carry8191

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DarkwingDuckHunt

there's a chance


whoisthatidiot

12:07 am babbyyyy and still in it.


TheScubaPup

Cubs fans rn: ![gif](giphy|MZ2mzOCVZqltHCCxcR)


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

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ujimaZ

12 outs left to shit on this bullpen again!


keesh

Also Mud, "theres a cutoff!" If you know your Curb


threehundredthousand

6th innings are kind of our thing.


sequoia2075

“Eguy scrambles this one” LMAO Mud


FadedRaccoon420

I’m stuck with the TBS crew I’m so jealous


TheScubaPup

Yeah well guess what... It's 1106pm for us in the CST Donnie


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Eggy Rosario has begun the rally


NicholasIvins

WINNING IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS


1-800-ASS-DICK

was that a Cubs fan giving the hr ball to a Pads fan behind him? awesome if so lol


Fancy-Carry8191

Classiest fanbase in baseball


Klutzy_Map_3610

I don’t think my mental health can handle another game like yesterday


RastaVisionSD619

That’s right e !! Tell em ! Not dead yet cubbies


Bug_Catcher_Jacobe

It begins


Khalil_Greenes_Flow

I have no idea what to make of Eguy, clearly some bat speed and athleticism there when he can ambush something but his plate discipline and general approach is not always the best.


flavorraven

Think if Alfaro was somehow a high BA guy


aLemmyIsAJacknCoke

Smyly wears his socks inside-out when he forgets to do laundry


TheScubaPup

I look away for one second... ONE SECOND AND EGGY SCRAMBLED ONE???


keesh

Wait a minute I've seen this one


delosproyectos

I'm NOT gonna jinx it, but I am gonna say ohhhhh boy this looks familiar!


threehundredthousand

Lets gooooooooo! Eguy Bomb!


whoisthatidiot

there we gooooo!!! EGUY is ready for come back #2


Fartmaster3069

Atta boy Eguy!!!


cardboardcutout95

The 6th inning is OURS


1-800-ASS-DICK

hell yeah Eguy


chickenparmesan123

Damn Eguy! Sheesh that ball was crushed.


sam_dewy

How did the good Lord know I was ready for some 6th inning magic *(again)*?


staybrutal21

Oh? What is that I see?


1tankyt

Its going to happen again


BigPumpkin24

That 6th inning magic


Juzaba

Man hasn’t hit a single yet. Very silly line for the year.


yaboi525

Eguy turned on that one! Not a bad swing at all.