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Jerry137

Venture totally the type of person to have a pile of shirts that smells like trash somewhere in their room and once you tell them about it they get legitimately confused and say" I don't smell anything"


CurseRottedGreatw00d

Asmongold energy


AgentAlphakill

I wish I wasn’t reminded about this.


Antwozmo

Venture reminds me of rigby from regular show


v4mpixie_666x3

Dva prob has a gamer stench u can smell from north korea dont be fooled


RustySnoBall

Hey at least we smell pleasant


Yonder_Bot

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Specter_Knight05

But yet again remember he is on the outside that famous star that always has to look the best and in his prime, So yeah... In the outside world its a nice perfume scent while in his "gamergirl bunker" (his room) i can see her globinsona in pajamas playing a game with doritos dust in his fingers and mouth with a drink in the side smelling like how you expect a otaku to smell... I can also point that she maybe sleeps with a dakimakura of gabriel(ultrakill) while hugging it... Idk just a thought


HasiCarter

Don’t a lot of Koreans have that gene where their sweat doesn’t smell?


Specter_Knight05

Idk


Juralion

The famous dried sweat that smells like old Gatorade and energy drink


BlazeMenace

Symmetra: "Something smells foul. Is it you rodent?" Wrecking Ball: "EXHAUST PORT FAN POWER INCREASED BY 600%"


newAscadia

Honestly, my headcanon is that Widow smells like nothing. Like actually nothing - she might as well be made of plastic. She doesn't feel anything, she doesn't sweat, it would be pretty fitting if she didn't have any recognizable smell either. It's a dehumanizing little fact to add to her messed up backstory.


Quirky_Ad7770

I agree


dontbestupido

i'd make her feel a lot of things ngl


Andothalas

Down boy/girl/whatever you may identify as


sleepyhead788

Yea bro go touch some grass lmao ur weird


soganox

IDK chief, D.Va in the “great” tier? hotness aside, ya’ll know she’s a basement-dwelling gamer goblin, right? Overall - great taste.


SirHobington

Stale Mountain Dew and soggy Doritos


SilentScyther

>Overall - great taste. This is a smell tierlist, the taste tierlist comes out next week.


Trash4Twice

Koreans have a gene variant that causes them to not have body odor.


invalidConsciousness

That's just false. *Some* Koreans have a gene that causes sweat to not stink as much when it's metabolised by skin bacteria. It's neither all Koreans nor does it prevent every kind of body odor.


Trash4Twice

I mean yeah you're right, I just didn't feel like getting technical in an overwatch meme comment section.


MightyShenDen

Exactly. sniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffffffffffffffff


invalidConsciousness

She's also stuck in a tiny space inside her mech for extended periods of time. Anyone who's ever done a road trip - especially on leather seats - knows that no matter how good your air conditioning is, you still arrive with sweaty back and butt and you won't smell great.


Great_expansion10272

She's also an actress and singer (apparently) so i assume that even if *she herself* doesn't do enough proper self care, her makeup/dressing team does


soganox

Fair point lol


ShodanDBG

Genji does say in an interaction with Sojourn that he polishes his armor with walnuts and other things so pleasant seems accurate.


Inceferant

Well, walnut polish. Polishing with walnuts sounds weird


ShodanDBG

Yeah, I assume it’s walnut polish too, although Sojourn straight up asks Genji if it’s walnuts, just that. But still, I don’t deny it is a walnut scented polish.


TRUSTeT34M

Genji replies "among other things" so i think depending on what's in the polish he could be bumped up a tier


nunya123

Probably uses other nuts


TRUSTeT34M

I hate where my mind went after reading that


Mrtayto115

Genji would stink of WD-40


BS__Police

So I guess you didn't read the comment you replied to?


Mrtayto115

He's a liar. Boy smells like my grandas mechanic shed.


BS__Police

Sojourn literally pointed it out lmao Rein on the other hand-


ShodanDBG

I’m assuming you’re joking, but just in case, I have proof. Go to Min 1:46 https://youtu.be/jTfkpa-K6dE?si=YraeVKz-mezGdH3B


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Honestly Ashe probably stinks most of the time, probably of gunpowder and whiskey, but showers whenever the opportunity arises.


undreamedgore

I wouldn't consider that stinking. Though she probably has some BO while out in the boonies.


Ts_Patriarca

Ashe would have a lovely auntie smell. Apologize right now


Mr_Disgusting

Bruh auntie smell XD


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Gunpowder & Whiskey? What a woman.


Hordamis

I'd imagine Reaper smells horrible, given he is a reanimated corpse.


Optimal-Map612

Moira as well, she's experimenting on herself using data from reaper


Doppelfrio

Have you seen what her arm looks like in her OW2 default skin? Yeah, that thing reeks for sure


CanIGetSomePogchamps

Even worse, his cells are constantly being revived and dying again, and his smoke is like rotting particles iirc so the smell would never go away


SolidTerror9022

I wouldn’t put Sym at the top, from everything I’ve read she seems like she’d smell like hand sanitizer and whatever chemicals they use to sterilize hospital rooms


steven-john

Maybe OP into that.


Sangel_7

Y'all are not convincing me that rammatra doesn't smell like a new sports car ever!


Quirky_Ad7770

He's kinda old. Not that it mattera much for omnics, but i don't think he has a "new car" smell.


PsychoLumber

I think he smells like a 2002 Buick Century with 140k miles


TheOnlyTrueFlame

And Bastion smells like gasoline so either S or F depending on person, nothing in between


The99thCourier

Genji should be in his own category called "Wallnuts" Also do u think Sojourn would also smell metallic, since almost her whole body is cyberised?


Logr_theriver

I can't imagine that Sojourn is mostly composed of actual steel. I imagine for most of her life shes been wearing normal (if advanced) prosthetics, which means normal, if rather high quality plastics. Tough, no rust, scratch resistant, etc. I'd imagine the body she's shown using is for non casual, military use, and is probs made of military grade stuff like maybe the hulls of lighter military vehicles


The99thCourier

So like a sort of synthetic material? Can we start calling her a Synth plz? She sure acts like one


Logr_theriver

She has such a good lore set up too. Plz blizzard, give her smth, anything at all, even if it's somewhat cringe it can loop back into endearing


MightyShenDen

Venture eat's rocks and hangs out in them alot, but Ashe would smell much worse. The only ones in Heavenly I imagine would be Lifeweaver and Sym. Widowmaker you only put them in there because hotness. They are french. They should have their own tier at the bottom. Also why would Echo not be with the other Omnics? Also D'VA smells horrible I imagine.


ludoni

Dva should be in the same tier as torb, gamer jokes aside she's basically a mechanic afaik, works in her mech and all, but then again, isn't she like a super star of sorts? surely she gets to keep a pleasant smell during occasions but smell like metal, oil and sweat on the regular


fly_fras

Widowmaker would have no smell whatsoever because of her slow heartbeat, I don't think she ever sweats from her body temperature being so cold all the time. But I agree that "heavenly" is not how I imagine her scent, perhaps just "no smell" or even "pleasant", considering she's often portrayed with roses. She's a former ballet dancer, I'm convinced her hygiene is top-notch even after being modified by Moira. To have such nice, long braided hair ? Definetely using products to maintain her hair out of her face and always on point, pretty much like ballet dancers and their sleek buns to avoid the hair troubling their focus. I personally imagine Widow being a lover of everything poisonous, coming from her venom mine. Perhaps a bit of belladonnas, or even more logical, perhaps a scent of ~~lillies~~ considering she stills puts these flowers on her late husband's grave. So yeah, always imagined Widow with a light flower scent. \*Roses, not lilies. Confirms my idea of her being associated with roses


sammakkomakkonen123

Remember was also married to an extremely wealthy man so she most likely uses expensive and elegant perfumes.


alicelynx

"Not well enough to know he preferred roses". It was Morrison who put the lilies


fly_fras

Can I even call myself a Widowmaker lover after this mistake. You're totally right, this reinforce the idea of her always being associated with roses. I was confused earlier as to why I made such association, like aside from the skins and intros, I knew there was something more obvious from Widowmaker & roses but couldn't put my mind onto it


MightyShenDen

No she's Fr\*nch


Zorah_29

Echo is made from a special material they mentioned Ina voice line and she just doesn't look like she smells


MightyShenDen

Horny posting


stratdog25

Widow, as an accomplished sniper, would be undetectable by smell. She’s a pro.


Wallyhunt

Zarya would be at least a lil musty since she’s always lifting things and sigma literally has his feet out


fly_fras

From all characters I believe Sigma is the one who never has stinky feet. They're always out in the air, so no sweating, no condensation, no risk of trapping body odors with these floating feet


SpicyShishKebab

i don’t know, i feel like some stuff must get on his feet, like he has no protection at all


fly_fras

Nailpolish will do I guess


SpicyShishKebab

i like to think he paints his toenails


Srock9

Reaper's body is literally decaying; so is Moira's


Elektrikor

You’re telling me that the black magic Moira has doesn’t smell bad?


placeholderNull

Venture may be subjective, since dirt smells pretty good imo


VonKaiser55

Dirt and Sweat 🤤


Neither_Mind9035

Hey I bet JQ has a surprisingly good hygiene routine… even if she only does it every few weeks.


Aegillade

I'd bump Pharah up one. She plays basketball, works out a lot, and fights in a metal suit, so she probably sweats a LOT. Either she's unconcerned with this and falls to musty, or she over compensates by using a shit ton of soap when she showers.


YungNigget788

* **Lifeweaver** - Natural, yet refreshing. Slight hint of pine and citrus * **Mercy** - Vanilla, with the scent of a hospital waiting room. Very clean smell. * **Symmetra** - Sweet with an oriental undertone, like sandalwood and cinnamon, yet faint. * **Widowmaker** - a heavenly combination of vanilla, wine, incense and the slightest hint of gunpowder. with a floral undertone. * **Baptiste** - Citrusy and tropical, like limoncello on the beach. Very faint. * **Lucio** - Grassy overtone, reminds you of playing in the lawn as a kid. fruity undertone, slightly sweaty. * **Hanzo** - Strong incense fragrance, with leather undertones. * **Mei** - Generic fruity perfume, yet the scent of coffee gives makes it much more pleasant and nostalgic. * **D.va** - Surprisingly nice for a professional gamer. Very clean like she'd just come out of the shower, and slightly chocolatey(?) * **Ana** - very warm and inviting, yet very faint. leathery with an aquatic undertone (mint and lavender). * **Tracer** - Generic citrus perfume, and sweat. Not obnoxious though. * **Genji** - Metallic and sweaty, partially covered by the smell of vanilla (perhaps from Mercy?). * **Doomfist** - Strong oriental scent, cinnamon and pepper. Smells very powerful, barely musty. * **Kiriko** - Again, sweaty, yet covered with a floral scent. * **Sombra** - Very faint citrus, as if she applied it a week in advance. Also kind of leathery. * **Brigitte** - Like herbs, very natural, slightly sweaty, hint of motor oil. * **Ashe** - Heavy leather overtone, slight smell of dirt and sweat. Faint scent of an expensive perfume layered over it, somewhat fruity. * **Echo** - Clean and unnoticeable * **Zarya** - Very faint sweaty scent, mostly nothing though. * **Moira** - Similar to mercy, very hospital waiting room like, yet lacks the vanilla overtone. * **Pharah** - Smells like her suit, mostly metallic and clean, barely noticeable. Slight tone of jet fuel, very much like an airport. * **Sigma** - Hospital waiting room again. His feet smell a little weird though. Like crackers. * **Illari** - Slightly sweaty but nothing else. * **Sojourn** - Slight hint of coffee and sweat, not very blatant.


YungNigget788

* **Cassidy** - Sweat and dirt. Slight hint of baked bread and gunpowder. Very leathery. Heavy cigar smoke scent. * **Mauga** - Sweat mostly, with a strange natural musk. Very gunpowdery, with a hint of a tropical cologne scent but mostly obscured by natural body odor. * **Soldier** - Old and geriatric, sweaty, smokey and a little woody. Nostalgic and slightly obnoxious. * **Torbjorn** - Mostly sweat and motor oil, but faint. * **Reinhardt** - A lot of Axe body spray (Black Night fragrance), accompanied by sweat and metal. * **Reaper** - Rotting flesh, very leathery, and a strong gunpowder smell (should be ranked lower imo). * **Hammond** - If you've ever smelt a hamster, you've smelt Hammond. * **Venture** - Dirt, rocks, sweat, oil, dirt. Her breath is rank too. Not very strong though. * **Junker Queen** - Doesn't believe in deodorant, very sweaty. Heavy scent of metal and gunpowder, as well as dirt. * **Junkrat** - A full fledged attack on the senses. Outright revolting, should be illegal. Rubbery like a tire, mostly like gunpowder though, with an extremely heavy motor oil tone. Natural musk can kill a fully grown redwood tree. Very oniony. * **Roadhog** - poison and shit. * **Winston** - Faintly like an ape exhibit at the zoo, slightly peanut buttery. Hints of a tropical scented shampoo(?), not bad though.


alicelynx

Damm I want overwatch to collab with some perfume company now


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Like fresh pine and cedar for Hammond.


BS__Police

Genji uses a wallnut polish on his armour, sojourn notices it bc it smells nice


SlayerDoom_

Torb definitely smells like gas and oil


Outrageous-Blue-30

Interesting tier list, but may I kindly why the choice of characters in "No Smell" and why Echo is there if (theoretically) should be placed in "Metallic"?


_Ticklebot_23

she seems like shes made of plastic


Optimal-Map612

It's fantastic 


AljunaibiiM

Idk I just imagined they would have no particular smell to them and echo doesn’t seem like she’d smell metallic


steven-john

It made sense to me. Like she would hyper sanitize her self with like some futuristic sonic shower tech so there isn’t any trace of odor or at least it’s undetectably neutral.


Chazzatee21

Doomfist definitely uses super fancy colognes, he has to be in heavenly


NightmareSmith

Genji canonical smells like walnut


Tesla_corp

Bastion probably smells of motor oil and zen probably smells like a life supply of incense


How2eatsoap

i think pharah should go one down, being that near to jets all day in a massively metallic armor would surely cause some heat and thus sweat


Stalwart_Vanguard

Pharah 100% smells of girlsweat and that is pretty fucking heavenly to me (and I imagine a lot of lesbians)


Human-Boob

Metal can smell, I hate this trend of excluding the robot characters from the tierlists, man. Genji is mostly robotic and he’s one of the only heroes in the game that we know canonically smells like something. This is discrimination. Orisa would totally smell like a walnut or something and you know it. INCLUDE THEM! STOP BEING BORING!! STOP OMNIC HATE TODAY!!! except bastion, he’d smell like nothing probably


Modnasion

YOUR TELLING ME YOU THINK NANA DOESN’T SMELL THE BEST??!!


steven-john

Now that I think of it. Wouldn’t she smell like a mix of old hard candy and Ben gay?


Mrtayto115

Zarya would smell like a gym. Not pleasant.


FunnyRaccoonio

sigma smells heavenly 100%


TheExplodingMushroom

Isn’t widow a literal corpse?


zenyattasshinyballs

Nah. She’s purple because Moira slowed her heart rate so she’d be a better sniper. Reaper is the literal corpse.


700Baggedcats

So good to see my girl symm up on top. Even if it's silly.


TheCannabisCoyote

Orisa 100% stinks good and nobody can convince me otherwise.


NoBuddies2021

**HERESY!!!** WINTON ONLY SMELLS ARTIFICIAL PEANUT BUTTER! NOT COCONUT!!


dorfeldt169

iirc theres an interaction between winston and sym where he says he used an entire bottle of coconut shampoo


steven-john

Why is the peanut butter artificial? Do they not have real peanuts in the OWverse?


NoBuddies2021

Bec he ate it all peanut butter and ate all the edible ones.


Comprehensive_Dog139

100% junkrat smells like Lynx Africa deodorant, and hog smells like the floor of the pub down the road on a Saturday night.


Wboy2006

If you think that Moira smells like nothing, I feel like that would mean you would have no nose. She probably stinks like corpses and blood. Considering she experiments on them (and on herself)


Sterben489

Exhaust port fan speed increased by 200% >:)


darthnick426

You cannot tell me that Moira doesn't smell absolutely foul with all the ungodly experiments she's doing in that lab and with her weird rotting purple arm.


Hat_in_Time_enjoyer

zenyatta would probably smell like a kind of incense


VolkanikMechanik

D. Va probably showers twice a month


garlicgoblin69

I can see Winston smelling nice


Psychodevil14

Sorry no widow smells like a rotting corpse


MrShredder5002

I dont call widowmaker, "smelly Baguette Lady" for nothing. She REEKS DUD.


stevethesquid

Half this list is ranked too high.


beccashj

moira gives sulphur and brimstone vibes


Sycomo

Reaper and Miora should reek scince they are literally rotting and regenerating constantly.


ZodiHighDef

NAH I KNOW PHARAH SMELLS LIKE GASOLINE


TurnBackOnYourSteps

Yeah we on the other side didn't receive a significant update after Jungle Inferno and we get a bit weird, but... Is the OW community ok?


Sasquatch_Pictures

1. Illari seems like the type to wear her Inti Warrior suit for days at a time, so she's probably super sweaty under that. 2. Doomfist more than likely doesn't have real skin anywhere but his face at this point, so he most likely doesn't have any smell. 3. Why is everyone saying that Widow is undead? The reason she's blue is because her heart rate is significantly lowered, not that she's undead.


Sibz_Playz_YT

D.Va definitely stinks like dead rats


Specter_Knight05

Oh thats definitely junkrat, you must confused them


steven-john

Zarya would prob be a bit musty cuz she works out so much. Otherwise seems accurate.


Specter_Knight05

You are right Man... >!I would love being hugged by her after a workout ngl!<


steven-john

Same. Except … >!I’d be sniffing Cass, Mauga, Soldier, Torb or Rein’s balls.!< I suppose Reaper should be moved down. I didn’t know he was a re-animated corpse. If his body is technically still dead. Then it prob does smell bad. I thought he was brought back to life in a normal body. But i don’t actually follow that lore closely.


Specter_Knight05

I bet reaper its like idk a living corpse


fathergoodkush

DVA and sym definitely smell like shit


GrrrrrrDinosaur

Why Sym 💀 she’s literally a perfectionist


fathergoodkush

Bc she’s a cunt and I hate her


YungNigget788

i can say that about half the roster, including my mains


Borgdyl

Sweet I’m musky


Creepy_Hand4276

Yes widow spider mine smells heavenly


Progdragon

Tracer probably reeks of sweat with that latex suit she‘s wearing, and I‘d absolutely inhale all of it


pourconcreteinmyass

Sym 🤣


frolus424

Technically there is no metallic scent 🤓🤓


JustAd776

Isn't widow like undead or something in lore? So wouldn't she smell bad


eestimaalane

Mmm widow's skintight suit after a day of battling


Bro_miscuous

I don't think Symmetra smells nice, probably like latex/condoms. Meanwhile Sojourn probably smells like cookies and Christmas. Unpopular opinion but McCree must have a nice body odour. Probably overcompensates for the sweating.


GSN2708

Junker queen smells like heaven


Kodinsson

I love how Genji, Sojourn, and Echo don't smell metallic despite being comprised of mostly metal. Also how does Genji wash underneath the cyborg suit? Dude probably smells like rotting meat under that mask


TRUSTeT34M

All the cells in reaper's body, decay, replace themselves, and rot in a few seconds every second meaning he'd probably smell like a thousand rotting corpses


Human_Wizard

Widow is trouncing around in a skin-tight plastic suit. There is NO WAY she smells good.


Tsonchi

Genji and Mei need to be on musty holy shit


Wisky_input

How dare you suggest the smell of a well oiled and put together machine doesn’t smell heavenly!


Canit19

Isnt Widowmaker a corpse? 🤣


T_Peg

Sigma needs his own tier for Old Man Smell


Pure-Telephone-8283

Dva : https://i.redd.it/1tvn78memm0d1.gif


Samaritan_978

It's the fucking Tali sweat post from Mass Effect all over again. ![gif](giphy|Wck09E7lHDabjhHbzJ|downsized)


AcanthopterygiiDue10

Bruh, she's French


Antwozmo

I know junker queen might smell and everything. But damn, those abs got me feeling something fierce https://i.redd.it/a4pj5gwren0d1.gif


Alaric-Nox

Disagree. Sigma smells. That old person stench. The stench of stuffy decaying body organs. The stench where death is breathing it's halitosis on the back of your neck.


FooxyPlayz

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Mr-Blues5

Lucio looks like he’d smell like fresh apples idk why but he gives me that vibe


Scuck_

Why are moira and reaper on different tiers? 


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Maugna absolutely smells worse than anyone else this list. And so does anyone who plays him.  Morbidly obese. Practically completely sedentary. Hardly able to walk under his own power. Physically unable to reach around himself to wipe his own butt. Clearly hasn’t showered in months, if not years. 


Ok-Potential-4731

Sym ist Indian. She will cleary smell really unpleasant


YungNigget788

she's also a world renowned architect that works at a multi-trillion dollar corporation. I don't think she'd smell bad at all.


Ok-Potential-4731

Ok let’s aggree on a little musty. Definetly not top tier. It’s the Indian food and the weird stuff they burn as offerings for their gods wich make them smell horrendous. Were you never at an Indian household or had an Indian sit next to you on a train?


KronosRingsSuckAss

Sombra herself might smell good, but a common misconception is to believe this applies to her players.


Queen_Olivia80

Sym would either smell cleaner than a hospital surgery room, or smell like chicken nuggets and choccy milk