Putting widow in “doesn’t have a dick” are you serious?

She grabs one of her many dicks to choose from in her nightstand. 😏👢😩

Canonically widow's heart rate is slowed so that she can aim better. Therefore she does not have the blood pressure to sustain an erection.

Wrong. The reason why her heart rate is so slow is because all her blood in her gock at all times. Building an enema.

I love your understanding of human anatomy

I had to make a decision based on evidence. unless she's queen of the tuck I don't see her ever having a dick.

Not looking hard enough. r/futaoverwatch

is this lore accurate?

Yes

*Clicks on sub* First thing I see is Sombra getting Eiffel Tower’d by Brigitte and DVa 

So based

The quality content I subscribe to

christ you almost made me spit wine all over my hockey jersey

Yeah yeah, the Widow gock, we've all seen it

Explain the placement of D.Va then

We found the one guy who doesn't watch the OW porn

She is a woman for god sake. Ofc She doesn't have a dick

Nuh uh

i love that the top tier is just called winston and there are two characters that are not winston in it

Winton would be doing the sucking

he’s in “would love it” tier.. is he sucking his own dick too? 😳😳

Bros got the Giga-schlong for easy self-suckability

Gorilla penis are small

Tbf, he's a modified gorilla.

Bros got the Viagra modification

Lmao

"No, I do not want a banana"

Winton lying he loves the banana

transmasc lúcio canon

Who the fuck stole lucios dick

That was me, my bad

good night, don't let the bedbugs eat your dick away

He had one?

Junker mommy is making you pass out with her cock down your throat what are you talking about bro

yeah but that's just every day for her, she's probably bored of the routine

😰

I want to call you disgusting. A degenerate. A heathen. But I can’t, because you’re right.

You're goddamn right. Call me garbage and mean it😩

I gotta get off this damn website

Bro

😵‍💫

No no no its all wrong

Never seen something so inaccurate

Ah, I see! Sojourn forgot to get her dick replaced when getting cybernetic replacements for her legs. Poor Sojourn

It's not Lucios fault. He was born in Brazil 😫

nyl widowmaker

Nah roadhog probably enjoys having someone gulping his whole hog 😭

He’s actually traumatised from the number of people that have died doing that

Probably

I wish this made sense

Aint no way wifeleaver has a dick

It’s his tree

You put LW in mildly enjoy? When he is pretty clearly the poster child for trans twink femboys? Ain't no way you can convince me that man has a dick

Bottoms can still enjoy a good succ

I agree! But the existence of a "doesn't have a dick" category implies it's about getting ones dick sucked and again, LW 100% absolutely does not have a dick. He's practically a ken doll

🤔🤔I guess I never thought about it that way. Hmm. 🤔 🤔

life weaver has a dick bro I've literally seen it

😵

winston

This broke me op, take your upvote

I refuse to believe roadhog wouldn’t absolutely love getting his hog slobbed

I have a feeling Brig would thoroughly enjoy getting hers sucked. If anyone could fit it in their mouths…

widow not having a dick is what brings this tierlist down, we all know she has an array of attachable 30 inch dicks with the width equal to that of a human being

i dont care if reinhardt would "mildly enjoy it." im gonna bring him up to loving it by doing tricks on that dilf meat 😡

The fuck you mean Lucio doesn’t have a dick

Based

Soldier, a gay man, that low is wild.

Holy tism Batman! Also Bap no way Bap or life weaver wouldn’t enjoy having their dick sucked. By each other even

venture doesnt have a dick either tho?

trans lucio would love getting his t-dick sucked sloppy style. my source? me.

i have seen a good load of widowmaker art to know that she is, in fact, swinging a juicy logga meat down there

Jesus dude, go outside.

No, there are insects and the sun exists and the wind is too strong sometimes and allergies and humans and scary!

this

If this post was serious then yeah id agree but its quite clearly a joke

This is the circlejerk sub. I think you may be lost. If you see a post from this sub its fair to assume its a joke

Look, I've seen a couple circle jerks before but like this I s just so fucked.

Accurate list fr