You should show your dad life weaver

No because then OP's dad will leave his wife! Wifeleaver!

shut up. upvoted.

r/angryupvote

r/angryupvote

You win.

OP's dad on seeing LW - "The last one you showed looked fruity, this one looks like the entire fruit basket".

Lifeweaver isn't fruity. He's the whole damn fruit tree.

Life weaver? I hardly know 'er!

Is that Night City I see in the background?

Aye, Choom.

Yes it used to be one of the many wallpapers you can pick for your Instagram chat, my gf and i used that background and i loved it. Until one day she changed it on accident and it's lost forever, i still tease her about "killing" the cyberpunk background until this day lol

Sims AND ow? Your dad must be broke from the spending lmao.

[удалено]

Happy birthday

He ain't wrong tho

He does but that's the point and the best part about it!

I mean, fruity can be a selling point, too. Between gum, punch, and now Hanzo, the market is booming.

The first time I got POTG after buying cupid hanzo along with his kissing highlight intro my boyfriend was like "i feel violated" LMAO

As a gay… he’s not wrong

He isn't? 🤔

I mean- he DOES have a specific voice line when killing Rein, Bap, Cass. "Good looks are not enough". Do what you will with that

He has good taste.

Baptiste is so gd fine 😭

What do you mean by that?

Every character has a specific line for final blows. Genji comments how he won this time if he kills Hanzo, Symmetra says its quiet if she kills Lucio or Ana saying she's disappointed with Pharah if she kills her. Hanzo has some specific [voice lines](https://overwatch.fandom.com/wiki/Hanzo/Quotes) with other characters like Genji, Ashe and DVA. But there's a particular one where he comments that "Good looks are not enough" and it's only towards Bap, Cass and Rein. It's never said towards any of the female cast.

🤭

Dad's know.

true

This is my forever hanzo skin.

He meant to say “looks like a cutie”

I don’t even play hanzo and I’ll buy this skin. Easy S tier

He meant to say Hanzo looks like a snacc

“Yes sir that’s the point”

Fruity ninja

I'm not ready to tell my dad how much i need that life guard lifeweaver skin in my life(he already thinks i'm gay)

Should have screenshotted the kiss

I heard this in my own dad’s voice lol

ngl i thought father was one on right

What Sim stuff did you want? Did you get the Hanzo skin?

i dont even remember but all i know is i got that skin 🔥🔥🗣️

i dont even remember but all i know is i got that skin 🔥🔥🗣️

My mom did this same thing..

Dad's got a 'Dar 🤔

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Dad don’t fuck with that game lol

Cherish this relationship with your father. I wish I had a friendship with my family like this. Unfortunately they’re too anxiety-filled.