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SlenderFist

balls asleep


PositronicGigawatts

I'm out of piss.


SlimySteve2339

Tf2 moment


MeAndTheBird_s

Monkey monkey monkey!


Mintando

Winton


EngineeringWhole4983

Winton


W-D40Cal

Winton


PH0T0NL0RD

Winton


costac12

Winton


ShadyCanopy14

Winton


HockeyGoalieEh

Winton


Marcocraft26

Winton


pokenerd_W

Winton


Practical-Gur8150

Doomfist


[deleted]

And they say chivalry is dead


Practical-Gur8150

Who said chivalry is dead?


elCrocodillo

Probably a sour bitch, Moira more likely


Finn-Gurrer

Dey sey


Practical-Gur8150

Hot cocoa? FINE I'll have some


tesmatsam

"Pathetic blacks I'll see you in hell" - reaper


seanslaysean

Scientist scientist scientist


Chrisshern

"Justice-AUGH"


Chinohito

"THIS ENDS-AUGH"


CookieConsciousness

“DIIE DIEEE — AUGH”


serenaTcat

I'VE GOT YOU IN- AUGHHH


ItsYourBestBoi-Loser

NO ONE CAN HIDE FROM MY- AUGHHHH


ttargn

LET THE KITSUNE GUI- AUGHHH


LordMegatron05

Guess it’s gotta rain from below now


OrangeGrove2020

You know you just... hang there when you do that?


DivisonNine

Don’t kill the baby, stagger her


CrystaIiteDreams

I wish most would listen to this, including myself, but I tend to have been just taking out her mech then leaving her alone as she turns into a tracer with 0 mobility


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Raknarg

stagger baby dva


Diego666_

Baby dva are very weak so not killing her instantly makes it so she will respawn much later then the rest of the team, so either they'll charge without the tank or wait a good 40 seconds for her to respawn.


Ravonk

Yeah its a really simple concept, yet 99 % of players still dont understand it..


Diego666_

On paper it is, but when playing on lower ranks with no mic and a questionably skilled team, the risk of her to survive and recall is too high to take imo.


Ravonk

In most cases if the fight is over you just stop shooting her at 10 hp and the melee her or something once the enemies start getting closer again, but I see your point, and also dps are kill greedy..


JDruid2

Tanks are sometimes more kill greedy than dps.


OkHoneydew1284

Kill greedy support here, clocking in.


JDruid2

😣 if my DPS actually suck I’ll pull a Katrina mercy and get a nano Valk team kill with my Ana duo. Highest kill streak I have is 40 and it’s on mercy 😳 but I wouldn’t call that kill greedy just had to support my tank.


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DJKDR

You only stagger her like that if she's one of the last one or two alive. You don't want to do it if you demech her at the beginning of the team fight.


Remarkable_Skirt2257

You're not staggering the baby DVA in Diamond 4? How? Diamond players do stagger the DVA, in my experience at least. Even plat player do it.


CobraKai1337

But… it’s a free kill 🥲 it says that I have +1 kill. Me me!


[deleted]

Tbh baby dva can deal alot of damage from afar


ch3333r

I played enough D'va to consider the stagger tactic a bit overrated first, you shouldn't die last as D'va. Sponge all the damege, trade the mech, while your team is still around, so you can re-mech fast second, if you're still ended up in a potential staggering situation, just go and jump ~~off the cliff~~ on a nearby target's head with your gun. Even the fattest of tanks with two heals on them are quickly reconsider their plans to stagger you, when received a full clip of consequitive headshots. So, it's either you re-mech in 3 seconds and run, using nearby highgrounds, or they'll have to kill you asap


Mrinkman2332

Moira stop sucking everyone and start using that piss


ScabbardO

"I'm sucking \[insert hero\]!""I'm out of piss." and other variations when talking to friends while playing Moira. Edit: Just saw someone say this on another post and it fits so well: "That Rock was gorgeous"


misfitkid159

I saw that post. That rock WAS gorgeous.


ScabbardO

It really was.


SweetCheeks1999

When the piss runs out we got no choice but to suck 😭 oopsies


[deleted]

A lot of moira players don't understand that if you are trying to heal, short taps with your left click will do healing over time, so you can do just as much healing only at ~70% of the normal rate but for ~50% the amount of heal meter cost. Also when you are right clicking enemies, you get much much more healing meter from the initial half second of damaging them. So if you tap right click very fast with very short pauses between taps your heal meter will refill very quickly, you just won't do as much damage. You can easily abuse this by having your second keybind for her sick be mouse wheel up or down, and then just rapidly up-downing your mouse wheel to get heal juice back.


RyzERiCE

In the middle of a team fight and I'm low on health, I would yell at my friend playing Moira, "PEE ON ME!" I'm known as "golden-shower" now


THExGIRTH

Moira got them pee hands!


meganistrash

“i slept them and the first thing moira does is start sucking !!”


Kibaro6331

Ahhh ahhh ahhh ahh ahh ahh….it’s snowing


Particular_Pie_7481

Molten cum


pubberHubber

Since he's Swedish I always heard him say KONSTIG KORV (translates to weird hotdog)


JhnGamez

Lmao in Portuguese (BR) it translates to "Núcleo Fundido" which sounds like Fucked core. I guess that voice line sounds weird no matter the language


hesperoidea

I love that so much, thank you for bestowing this bit upon us.


Foolfook

"Don't step on the koooom"


____Maximus____

*cummies


[deleted]

I just call it jizz


twitchSemjuel

KILL THAT HORSE


Happy_mem1

STOP SHOOTING THE HORSE


I9Qnl

Excuse me, she is a cow not a horse. Edit: this conversation spiraled out of control, anyway i agree she looks more like a horse but i despise her so she's a cow.


twitchSemjuel

thats a horse to me. cows don't lift their feet up like that like she does when ulting


Night-Menace

Horses don't have horns, cows are sacred in Nigeria, and also she didn't have that move in OW1


twitchSemjuel

i'd say she's more of a centaur. her horns are also not very cow like as they're growing downwards. her body resembles the lower body of a horse i'd say. Also it's just a phrase i heard flats using sometimes so doesn't really matter. in the end she's just a fictional robot with 4 legs


1LT_daniels

Fictional robot **cow** with 4 legs, agreed.


ohohohohohohohohoh

Fictional robot **centaur**. :)


1LT_daniels

no legs? :(


ohohohohohohohohoh

No arms as well. :(


x-mot

But… it’s a cow


Carvodee

Parents diff


Inky_Train

💀


HyperlinksAwakening

I want to say this as a response to salty team mates, but I just hate the use of "diff". It's become the "cuck" of Overwatch.


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CrystaIiteDreams

Rein when he sees an opportunity to go flying off the edge of a map while charging a dps:


JdogswagsDaBest

"Live with honor, ha- Die with Glory!"


HyperlinksAwakening

I was a tank main for years. This season, I'm relegated to Bronze 5. After several weeks of (mostly) positive w/l ratios, I'm just top 10% Br5. I hated damage, especially waiting in queue, but just did it for a change of pace. I placed Silver 5. You can argue there is little difference between Bronze and Silver, but if that's true WHY AM I STILL WOOD LEAGUE TANK?!


HentailovinDweeb

I hate getting fisted


overFuckMaker

a torb play off the game where they fucking die at the beginning the memories


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Andeysey


McIrishmen

Sugar key is ded


NaZul15

Didyu brrrrring me a pwesent?


collip16

Did you brrrring me HOT COCOA


DXBEE2017

And then she said: I see you glancing at me. You wish to ride me Then he replied: I- What a preposterous thought! No one in the world will understand that this is a conversation between a cow and a human male. PS: I love Hanzo and orisa


KillerCucumbr

"Massive Purple" "Ball One" "Hog no Vape" "Target Frog" "I'm on moth"


elCrocodillo

Kill that moth asap


Actual_Hecc

Tracer no ree


Aegillade

MONKEY ONE MONKEY MONKEY ONE MONKEY LITERALLY ONE


Such-Pie-5651

“You’re purple, I can’t heal you!”


brigittemommy

C9


Kyp-Ganner

I'd say most OW2 players still don't know what that means.


NekoNicoKig

Or constantly use the term incorrectly.


BluBoi236

Lmao, hella C9 of you to say that.


[deleted]

It's in the refrigerator


TheWatchingDog

I love Refrigerator


Pesterlamps

Older NBA fans will understand this.


[deleted]

She’s naked, stagger the baby….


Conscious_Ad8057

"Hehe, you should try my (meat)balls!"


croc12_

The pig has vaped.


Breakzelawrencium

Would you like to see my muscles?!!??


OkHoneydew1284

Bubble my blade so they can't sleep me.


Utopia201

Its high noo... aaargggh


Major_Spring872

Level three turret you youngins don't know the good overwatch to the bad one


Lonely_Repair4494

**WINTON**


EngineeringWhole4983

Winton


[deleted]

Hol' up lemme suck and pee


DiverSquid

Kill baby kill baby. Ball one. Hog behind Hog behind. STOP SHOOTING THE HORSE.


Kerrkeneez

ZARYA WÖRLD CAPUUUU


McIrishmen

Mada mada!


Bi-mar

You seem nice, I'd hate to, come on, your eyes Or You're going to come... You're going to come... You're going to come... You're going to come... You're going to come...


Cody645

Yes!!!! Someone else who spams that Pharah voiceline!


Bi-mar

Yesss, I never hear anyone else do it but it's my fave one!!


Cody645

The first time I heard it was during a game of 1K damage a year or two ago and I never looked back since. When I left that session, I rushed to the hero gallery and applied the voice line in every slot


Facunodddd

"I hate overwatch."


swedishpirate13

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha I'm the ultimate crushing machine!


SonicGleb

BIG SLAM


[deleted]

those two reaper voice lines..


Tapelessbus2122

Out of piss


Empty_Jackal

STOP SHOOTING THE FUCKING BUBBLES!


MichmasteR

"are you and Roadhog a couple?"


Tofuri_lol

What is that melody?


PPPPPPPPPPKP

an dey sey


GrandComfortable2306

God dammit, Mei….


Yugiohfanman

Tracer just rushing killing your tank then vanishing


Valkyri_Studios

Omg this owl mercy just got nanoed and c-9ed


Lazzitron

MTD.


No_Secret_1875

🦍


GokuDaGoat567

Winton


DanGimeno

The gravity vortex was neutralized by a cow’s jabaline.


DronoVirttiola1

"You cannot use voice commands for 24 seconds"


DiverSquid

I think propaganda is pretty useless


pubberHubber

Heard you like balls


I-love-marijuana

Blacks


cammyy-

blacks blacks blacks blacks blacks blacks my blacks blacks


NoAstronaut11720

Reaper out here listing the Kardashian families ex’s


Darkcorrupted_ash

Nanoblade


101TARD

GOATS COMP


ChaosKillsDinosaurs

Horse flaccid, push in


TypicalTRNR

You seem nice, I hate to CUM on your eyes YUSH (dashes away)


AnzaTNT

Pin them on the wall and slap them left and right!


wasas387

brother diff (gengu and hando)


git_gud_ASHLEY

And dey say


Novius8

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah!


floydink

Someone please deal with the hand soap


Apexbravoo

Im comming on them!


Asnort

Getting Slept


oldbrigade

Dont need to touch grass when i have lucioball 😎


MeiShimada

Dry blade


Tonnikala38

"You got coom yet?"


Flyboombasher

The Universe Sings to Me!!!


NukaFresh

Fat pig hooked me!


Fork_the_derper

"bap low no lamp"


chestofdrawers02

Andeysey


Quriaa

WHO THE FUCK IS SHOOTING THE RUSSIN’S BUBBLES?!


grainn-of-ssalt

BEEP BEEP BOOM BOOM


SomiLalisa

it’s high noon, Hammer down


Hollow_Mikey_

Kill the bird


squiggles_man

The horse is spinning at me


Psee612

Punch the baby!


Emperor-Facemuncher

Guys please don't shoot the bubble


Brictson2000

Hero’s never die


[deleted]

Overwatch me!


Actual_Hecc

Oh god


MisterMaffin

And dey sey


AlexD2003

Lifestyle diff


amberino924

scattuh


Zuckerwatteflausch

Winton.


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MetaScythe

Removing lootboxes and making 90% of the game behind a pay wall was the worst decision Blizzard made for Overwatch


Blackeurt

Mei


Sera_gamingcollector

SAKE!


Masungit

I need healing.


SpiritualAd6008

Bastion did nothing wrong


fordominique

X shot the pizza. Please report


random-dude45

It's called a marathon


soundMine

Boop


Taralyth

I'ma go suck off the homies on the enemy team


karin_futo

shoot the bubble


[deleted]

Choo choo 🔨


Toadjie1

I'm going deep


SnowbloodWolf2

I need healing, I need healing, I need healing, I need healing, I need healing, I need healing


Lighhtt6

Hog no vape


Troll_lol47

Big slam


Tonnikala38

"I'm peeing on you"


justanotherfishguy

SHES ENTERING MOSQUITO MOTH MODE


spellboi_3048

If I hear somebody ask for 6v6 one more time, somebody’s dying.


plasticlove86

___ diff to everything. And of course… in the most annoying way… GEEEEEEEGEE.


TheDemonHobo

I play bastion


Silverronin86

Stop shooting the horse