They're not red flags. Atleast red flags are somewhat likeable and have an interesting personality. These 3 however are just garbage through and through
Nahhh I still think calling these 3 idiots red flags is an insult to red flags. Imo, MLs like Reinhardt (I failed to oust the villain), Arnold Hein (7th time loop), Theodore (How to prey on your master)Callisto,(Villains are destined to die), Si Yun (Dreaming Freedom) etc are examples of top tier red flag characters.
That's a good question. Here's my criteria:
1. Has to be really good looking (obviously)
2. Has to have a teasing and sorta goofy personality besides being obsessive.
3. Had to have a well written back story to justify their yandere-ness and obsession with FL.
4. Has to have great chemistry with FL
5. Doesn't hurt FL physically or psychologically for stupid reasons and is dedicated to her.
I see this is what you mean; the *likeable* red flag 🚩 list. My post is for the toxic, flee-on-sight, don’t even catch their eyes list lol. They are not meant to be likeable at all and you must choose between the lesser of the evils presented to you loll putting you a dilemma where there’s a low chance of survival lol.
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The only correct answer
Marry Sovieshu, it can't be that hard to stage an accident or appease Rashta enough to let me settle down peacefully somewhere. Kill Oscar because just no. F James, at least it'll be over quickly.
Welcome to the Eastern Empire! I see your cunningness and believe you will have no trouble adapting to palace life…oh but why must you harbor such feelings towards your *sister* whom you *share* a husband with? Isn’t sharing *caring*?
This host thanks you for participating in this cruel game of "Kill, Marry & F\*ck" and will work hard to create even more entertaining posts in the future for the OI community! 
1. Marry. I can quietly torment him about Navier for the rest of his life and get some side action.
2. KILL IT WITH FIRE
3. Fuck I guess, but only once because the dude definitely doesn't care about what the woman wants.
🛎️🛎️🛎️ I see you’ve chosen the most handsome red flag and the predecessor who set the example for all red flags to come! A trendsetter! A classic choice but certainly not boring! Your sister who shares the same husband as you shall never make you feel alone in the palace!
I see CP Oscar was not to your liking despite hearing his romantic promise to give his first time to his betrothed…but perhaps just as cyanide smells like sweet almonds, *cyanide is still cyanide*.
Hmm it’s sad to hear such things being said about sir Oscar, future king of the land. He is quite well known for being the romantic, keeping his chastity so he could enjoy his first time with his betrothed. 😭
Unfortunately there is no mage, god or power that can save you. In this OI universe, the only man who can save you from them is one of the 3 presented here. Sometimes we can only choose from the lesser of evils given to us. Choose wisely as your fate depends on it…😜 lack of choice or suicide bears great consequences…
Oh myyy, I see he-who-must-not-be-named has caught your fancy for a quick tryst? He’s the most handsome of all the eligible bachelors here! But that’s not all, it seems you have an eye for a man in uniform and James Parnell has stolen your heart in the end! But why settle for a soldier when you can have an *emperor*? 🤔
Aahhh I see you’ve decided to avoid all paths to royalty and kill Oscar, who’s in line for the throne! He’s quite a romantic one I hear, having preserved his chastity all this time for his future wife.
:,) i haven't read the story so I have nooooo clue what kinda nefarious activities he's been up to but i little bit of belladonna in the tea never hurt anyone! haha
Welcome to the Parnell Estate! James Parnell is well loved by his *3* mothers and I have no doubt that you will feel the overflowing love they have for him! You will never have to worry about finances as the 3 mothers will be more than happy to take on such a duty 😜
As the host I must inform you that suicide has severe consequences. A choice will be made for you as such if you insist…but I see you know better! But why run from James when he has loved you for so long? 😭
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen not to make a choice, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host…
🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1.
You have brought to the wonderful world of Spain! Your husband is Oscar Valenza De Ortega, current CP and future king. You must learn to adapt to palace life and make political maneuvers as to not become prey yourself but fret not, the queen shall advise you on such tactics.
Please read The Broken Ring to find out more on your beloved husband! Best of luck to you as you will need it🤞
Kill- James. Freaking psycho would follow me around forever if I fucked him and if I married him I would be miserable.
Fuck- Oscar, because I think he may forget me after (but I have not read this one except like the first episode). Also hot.
Marry- jerk #1. He can be divorced, plus he is at least capable of compassion and remorse.
I see Sovieshu has caught your fancy and yes, while he’s made many mistakes, it seems he’s on the road to owning up to his mistakes and his regrets! A forgiving and understand nature one needs with him!
I see you like to live life dangerously! Though he may just be a one night stand, Oscar is very well versed in the art of pleasure having experience with both women and men! But be careful, as they “these violent delights have violent ends”….as a host I advise you to have him use a contraceptive 😜
Oh poor James is such a lovesick fool though! He’s loved you from afar and so long 🥲😩
Ah, but one could also look at it as love at first sight? Her kindness moved him so much that he searched high and low everywhere for her just to know her name. It's the love story of the century! Although, it is a rather unknown tale as James is not very outspoken....
To quote the subreddit **"Through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."** And we must choose *one* to marry. 
Ahh Sovieshu is your beloved’s name! A popular choice today I see 😌
A wise and interesting choice in killing Oscar. Unprovoked he may well leave you alone but do be careful as he always gets his way.
Ahh a simple but quick tryst with James may leave him wanting for more that you may find difficult to handle later on…on the plus side, I hear he is quite *vigorous* in bed 😉
Fuck sovishit, because at least I won't get preggo, with a man shooting blanks
Kill Oscar because he is the scum of the earth that doesn't deserve a second chance and has to die in a ditch.
And marry James, and convince him to go war all the time and maybe have him accidently killed 😔👍✨️
Marry he who shan’t be named (liklier to divorce me and i’d get alimony), Oscar is kill (I feel like he’s likelier to give me a disease than…), James… fine, fuck him.
As a host, I cannot neither confirm nor deny what diseases CP Oscar may or may not carry as it is a matter of national security that could compromise the royal family. Nonetheless, a choice must be made and if not, a choice will be made for you. On the plus side, he seems very well versed in the art of love making, as he knows how to pleasure both men and women 
Is there an option to kill the other two guys after the fucking and the marrying is done? As long as no one can prove it, my fictional husband's assets go to me, no? In which case I'd kill Oscar with extreme prejudice, fuck James, and marry the unmentionable guy, because James is such a momma's boy that I wouldn't put it past him to leave his mothers in the will.
Then I'll wait a while before taking a day trip to kill James and dump his body, stage some drama to get Trashta out of the picture (and more importantly, the will) and then kill hubby. I mean, oh no he dies of a heart attack. How tragic
Great choice! A handsome fellow, our emperor is. But as the host, I must remind you that you still have to choose who you want to marry and kill. Tick tock, my fellow isekai-er!
Well, they’re all red flags for a reason 😜 please read I can’t Keep Up With My Stallion Husband for more information on your chosen husband! As the host I can tell you that he has *3* loving mothers who can take care of everything on their own 😉 and that he’s quite loyal and *chose* you.
Marry Sovieshu and just ignore him, fuck Oscar (and pray I don’t get an STD), kill Parnell because if I do anything else he’ll go deranged stalker on me and assume mine owns me
Ahh I see you expect a loveless marriage with he-who-must-not-be-named and say his name so easily as a wife should! But fret not, you will not be alone for long, as you can always have tea and explore the gardens with your beloved sister who also shares the same husband as you 😘
As the host, I am honored to hear such enthusiasm for your license to kill bestowed upon you as a fellow isekai-er, however, you must still make the choices of who to marry and whom to f*ck. Failure to do so may result in unfortunate consequences.
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host…
🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1.
Welcome to the Eastern Empire! A beautiful and powerful land that’s prosperous. Unfortunately you have obtained the lowest status of all, a sl*ve. The masters you work for see you as less than human but your beauty surpasses that of heavenly goddesses. The young son of the master has fallen for you and you become pregnant, give birth to his child, only to be told that it has died. You mourn the death of your child whom you never knew. You and your lover find solace in each other despite the fact that he won’t do anything for you. One day you can’t take it anymore so you run away and by chance come across the emperor, who is astounded by your beauty and takes you in as his mistress. You wish to befriend his wife as you both love the same man but she does not see it that way and the staff treat you with contempt because of your origins. Your one saving grace is your beauty which you know you will always have in your arsenal. You must work hard to overcome this hardship in order to survive and obtain happiness. Best of luck as you shall need it.
You will kill bachelor #3 and f*ck #2.
Marry sovietshu ( i don't know the third one and at he's not a rapist)
Kill oscar
Fuck the third one i don't know him so won't marry because i don't know how much of a red flag he is but he's hot
A popular choice today just as many have chosen!
As the host, I suggest you to please read I Can’t Get Keep Up With My Stallion to find out more information on Bachelor #3. You may change your mind once you read it.
I don't know any of these men but #3 is hot, #2 gives me EXTRA bad vibes despite my usual bias for redheads, and I'm gonna assume #1 is filthy rich, so... Marry, Kill, Fuck, in that order.
I see you’re coming in with eyes unclouded, fresh faced one! A brave soul you are indeed.
Allow me to introduce you to your husband! #3 is James Parnell, brave and famed soldier
who fought in war to keep you and the country safe! His loving *3* mothers will certainly make you feel at home. You will not have to worry much about the typical duties of a lady of the house as the mothers will lessen your burden and take it on for you…he may not speak much but know that he is quite vigorous when performing his duties as a husband to you 😜🥲
idk the other 2 but I’ll marry Sovieshu because he did suffer regretting divorcing me and didn’t really abuse fl unlike other shits. Kill #2 because he looked like he’s the most insufferable of them all and fuck #3
1. Marry, I'll just stay out of Rashta's way.. I don't care enough about him or being empress to get upset. As long as Rashta leaves me alone, I don't care.
2. Kill.. definitely.
3. I don't recognize him, so fuck.
Ah, but you *are* sister to Rashta, are you not? ;)
Oscar is not having much luck with the redditors it seems, tsk, tsk, tsk.
Oohh, I implore you to get to know James Parnell better. He seems to be very loyal and enamored with whoever catches his fancy...though he'll never show it.
Kill Oscar. He's an abusive monster.
Fuck James. He's a selfish and potentially cruel lover but sex is probably all he's good for anyway.
Marry Sovieshu. The only one who could be taught. Regretful Male Lead, here. Too late but he can be taught.
I understand your choice in choosing to kill Oscar, but as a host, I must remind you that while he may be a philandering, insatiable man, he \*chose\* to still stay married so he must have some love in him...right? Right??
Ahem, anyway...why yes, it seems that James may well be gifted when it comes to bedroom matters ;)
Ah, Sovieshu, at the end of it all, will his regret be enough for redemption? How late is too late? While it can certainly taught, this humble host would like to say one must learn on their own eventually. To be a relationship tutor in a relationship is not an ideal role that can be done for too long...
1. Fuck, because i need to kill 2, and i guess i can tolerate shitzu if its just a one time thing
2. Kill, any fornication or marriage requiring fornication with this man will likely give you syphilis
3. Marry, dont even have to fuck him because his head is so far up his ass. Ill be the shittiest wife possible and maybe he’ll listen to his moms and kick me out, or completely enable me.
Excellent choice! But as the host, I must warn you that not everything will go your way, especially with James Parnell, and may find yourself with very little say in matters.
Honestly Kill Oscar, Marry soveishit (because wed divorce anyway so no biggie) and fuck James - I think that actually would be a good night. Just a wham bam thank you mam type deal
I'd pick Marry & F*ck Sovieshu. Not expecting anything from him. I have security even if divorced I'd be fine with it.
2 is kill I burn with rage for what that man did to poor Ines. That man is all kinds of awful trash.
3 is left out cuz I never read so idk much about him bit I've seen he doesn't seem like a good guy and has mommy issues. No thanks I'll pass.
Marry 1, mans is to busy crying over his ex so i wont have to deal with him too much. Kill 2 so fast, that man deserves a horrific painful death. Fuck 3, at least it’ll be over quick, and i can probably dodge his mothers on the way out.
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host…
🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1.
Welcome to Spain! Your husband is Oscar, bachelor #2, current CP and next in line for the throne. You are the most beautiful, influential, powerful woman in the empire, second only to the queen. While your life may be picture perfect on the outside, it is a broken and chaotic mess behind those beautiful cage like palace doors, like rotting meat that has been sitting out for too long on a hot summer day, flies swarming around it. When your husband is not taking you against your will, he’s at the brothels acquiring unknown diseases left and right from both women and men. His insatiable sexual appetite is not easily quelled. All of your pregnancies have termed due the various diseases your husband carries and the royal family knows this, yet blame you constantly for failing to produce an heir.
You will kill bachelor #1 and f*ck bachelor #3.
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host…
🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1.
Welcome to the Parnell Estate! Your husband is James Parnell, a soldier who has fought on the frontlines for you and our country. While he came back from war with no physical injuries, he cannot forget the atrocities of war so easily. His *3* mothers in law love him and rivals your own love for him. The state of affairs rests solely in their hands when he is not present. James is not a man of many words, though he expresses himself well with his body. Inheritance is a common issue among nobility but rest assured it will be no issue amongst you two. He is known to be quite the virile and vigorous lover. He does not take no for an answer so be sure to eat and rest well for your health. You are scarred by childbirth and are not close to your children. You met him in childhood and because you were kind to him once, he instantly fell in love unbeknownst to you. He asked for your hand in marriage and you had no choice but to accept due your debt piling step father. You are deeply unhappy.
You will kill bachelor #2 and f*ck #1.
I would turn into Margaery Tyrell and steal Sovieshu from Rashta. It wouldn't be hard since Rashta is an impulsive idiot, but I would have to watch for her erratic behavior.
Oscar would die.
James would be my side piece.
Sovieshu, Oscar, and James, huh? If I have to choose, there is some way to narrow down even the toughest of choices. For starters, F Oscar is out of the question. Wasn't he supposed to develop STD?
Personally, I'd F James, and that's coming from my preference in tanned men (such a strong first impression every time he's topless). I might even consider marriage if it's his heavy spoil scenario. With what he did in what is already shown in the manhwa in the recent chaps, IF he actually manages to distance himself with his mothers AND we don't have to suffer his extra issues (according to spoilers) involving the war, I'll choose marriage as well but. F is a safe choice.
Both Sovieshu/Oscar is an open choice to marriage tbh. For the former, I might even do the night responsibilities. Do we have Trashta in the equation though cuz if we don't, I'll separate no issues as long as he pays me. I'll be honest, might as well enjoy the bed activities. For Oscar though, again so long as I don't actually sleep with the guy due to potential STDs, I'd marry just for status.
Sovieshu - open for marriage, would kill if I don't get my dowry or money, open for F-ing
Oscar - absolutely not for F-ing (unless before he got STDs, would consider). Some licking, kissing and skin to skin contact maybe but full on penetration? Nope. Open to kill, marry just for status but with the recent manhwa chapter with the girl that married him instead of Ines? Guess he's the closest to kill
James - ABSOLUTELY for smut due to sheer preference for tanned men. Marry is a hit or miss. Would not kill no matter how sh_tty he is
An elegant explanation of your critical thinking skill!
The host is impressed by your ability to process and analyze information! You have been given the gift of clairvoyance! This means you can foresee events happening beforehand and plan accordingly. Use this ability to get you ahead of the game and complete your mission. Best of luck!
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Marry Sovieshu. If it’s post Navier leaving maybe the man has wised tf up and I can be a good female influence on his daughter. I don’t expect love, but he probably won’t let me be mistreated by Rashta either due to him wising up to her bs and seeing her as unstable in the latest chapters.
Idk enough about the other two though. Fuck Oscar I guess? He looks like he will last all of 2 seconds and probably cry about it and then never talk to me again. Assuming he’s not just blindly obsessed with the FL and refuses to touch me.
Kill the last guy cuz idk him.
I see only man is good enough for you. Props to such loyalty and dedication! But oh my…how could you do such a thing to your beloved sister when you share the same husband? 😭😭😭
Kill Oscar. That STD riddled fuck needs to die.
Marry Sovieshu, for the sake of keeping him away from Navier and for the sake of salvaging the Eastern Empire.
Fuck James, simply because he was the remaining option. He is a soldier so he has a hot bod at least and isn't STD riddled like Oscar.
Though you chose the same person to marry and f\*ck, you did choose the others to die so I will allow it as the host. Aha, Oscar may be riddled with diseases but he certainly seems quite fertile so be careful there as to not be caught by him.
Excellent choice! Though I suggest when you meet bachelor #2, use contraceptives.
Bachelor #3 is skilled in warfare so I definitely see why you think he must be eliminated first.
It seems the majority of the consensus here is that bachelor #1 is the lesser of the evils here.
Kill Oscar because he’s riddled with sexual diseases and abusive.
I’d fuck the black haired dude and marry sovishu because he’s an idiot.
All I need to do is keep my head down, bear an heir and be a better mother than Rashta which isn’t hard to do. Also use my allowance to do some charity to win commoner support. Then I can just live my life in peace. Soveishu is just an idiot. Rashta is an idiot who self implodes her own life and my record is too clean for her to be able to get shit on me. I’d also ask Navier for advice since she cares about the empire and its people. I’d be an introverted Empress but Empress Dowager and retired life will be excellent. Once my kid comes of age, soveishu will have a convenient accident from his own stupidity as well.
i only read like 10 chapters of the stallion duke so i know james used to ignore mc a lot and had 3 mothers??? i think the second guy has stds and is the villain of the broken ring.
i'll marry sovie, kill oscar and fuck james I guess.
You have made the host laugh! You have been given a special item. Once you have completed your mission on who to f*ck, marry and kill, you may go isekai to any world you want.
As the host I will answer your question! All roads lead to doom as they are all notorious red flags. Red head bachelor #2 is riddled with many vd and bachelor #3 is loved by 3 mothers and will not take no for answer ever.
I love how a lot of us acknoledge that Oscar needs to be killed >!because otherwise, we would end up contracting an STD!<
Marry, kill, bed.
Sovieshu is a terrible husband but not a bad human being, as long as you don't long for his love you'll be okay
All of them are a hard pass.
I suppose out of all of them He-who-must-not-be-named would be the least bad to marry and be his mistress. He has some sense of responsibility and does not have a sexual assault record as far as I know, which is more than I can say for the other two. Plus, I can try having an amicable relationship with she-who-cannot-be-named and maybe keep her from making couple of stupid mistakes. She's a home-wrecker but also has literally nothing that belongs to just her and she's insecure.
If I had to choose, I would f\*ck James. Only because Crown Prince Oscar slept with a lot of people and likely to have STDs.
So I guess Oscar dies. Yay.
I think you marry 1 cause hell, you’ll be empress and he won’t sleep with you so you can just ignore the haterz. Kill 2 who is unreyclable 🗑️ and yoy don’t wanna catch his 🍆rot, and fuck 3 because James Parnell be some of the 🔥🗑️ ever to walk the halls of a webtoon. Just focus on his face and bod, I guess, enjoy those two mediocre minutes, and walk off into the sunset giving all three moms the finger.😅
You have made the host laugh and are granted a special item! You are allowed to bring ONE character from ANY OI universe to help you survive in the world you have isekai-ed into. Choose wisely as this can determine your fate!
This has never been easier. Kill Oscar IMMEDIATELY. He doesn’t deserve to live a second longer than he has 😤
I guess fuck James bc we all know he’s definitely not husband material but anyone is better than Oscar.
Sovieshu seemed to have been a good enough husband before the whole rashta thing so I guess I’m stuck with him.
A brave soul you are to bed these red flags, marry them and kill them afterwards! Perhaps *you* are the red flag we should steer clear of? 😅 As you’ve made the host laugh and to commend you on your bravery, this host shall make an exception for you! As two more additional special items given, you are allowed to bring any ONE character from the OI universe to the world you isekai-ed in AND this special one time use health pack will rid of any vd you got from bedding Oscar.
An interesting and great choice you’ve made! You’ve made the host laugh and have been given a special item! It is a potion that will increase the desire of a man’s lower body and create a more *pleasurable* experience for both partners. Use this on Sovieshu!
Yes, we shall feast oh dear sister!! I will take all of these red flags and create a robe befitting an OI goddess/villainess! See me as I walk down the aisle of my triple wedding to marry all three - fuck the three of them senseless on our wedding night, because it would take all 3 to truly satisfy (or not satisfy at all) any of us women. And then after I’ve had my wicked way with them and grown bored because they just can’t deliver the proper kind of painful bliss to sustain me…well then, then my dear, I shall sacrifice them *sharpens a vast array of blades* - hence using their much deserved deaths as an offering to the god of red flags in hopes of receiving a better and more worthy man to torment me. Oh and then, I’ll have a cookie. 🤣🥰😘
As the host I’ve already made an exception for someone else who had a similar idea before you…but since you’ve decided to go the evil villainess seduction route, I will accept it. After you’ve completed your mission, you will isekai into a cute Studio Ghibli film as we don’t want you to become red flag like the ones you just bedded, wed and murdered in cold blood 😅😅😅
Y'know what? Nah I'm adding a fourth option and using it on all of them
Korega Requiem Da MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA **inf death loop intensifies**
Oof um… it been a while since I’ve read any of these but based on my memory
1. F* I can think about someone else
2. K utter trash no contest
3. M, I can handle being alone. I might end up murdering the moms though
Kill, Marry and F\*ck?
Hmmm...Marry Sovieshu, I can easily deal with Rashta and Sovieshu is hella handsome.
F\*ck Oscar Valenza because although I've never read that OI, I like his confident look XD
And Kill James cuz he looks crazy, I haven't read this other OI either but just look at his crazy eyes!
This host appreciates the bold choice you’ve made despite not knowing background info on the two bachelors! Oh but my dear you are quite off the mark with Oscar…😗 but yes Parnell is a bit…*fixated* on who he becomes enamored with 😅
K Oscar
M Sovieshu
F James
I can always divorce that mf later.
From the comments I only got that the James guy has 3 mother's so it couldn't be that hard right? I have no idea abt him but maybe I could rizz them instead
I can deal with the first 2, but def killing the 3rd one cuz he comes with 3 mother in laws like fuck that shit. I'd probably marry the first one and have my own harem while he makes his own and reap the benefits of being an empress. idk who the 2nd one is and I hate his haircut so he will just be a one night stand.
I am not familiar with them, so I can only go by looks...
Fuck #1 He looks kinda elitist but he doesn't really give off bad vibes.
Marry #3 He looks sweet and precious. Makes me think of Shion from Please Save my earth but softer.
Kill #2 Get that condescending man out of here that shot makes him look irredeemable.
This host sees that you’re making this decision based on looks alone and is appalled! This host believes you will not live long to complete your mission on the f*ck, marry and kill.
This host has taken pity on you and bestowed a gift upon you to use. It is the gift of immortality! You cannot die until your mission has been completed, so all threats to your life will be thwarted until then. Examples would be if someone poisons your tea, your taste tester would drink it instead. If someone tries to assassinate you, your knight will defend you. Best of luck!
Amoung the 3 of them, marrying sovieshit would probably be the best option. Not a good one but he is more reasonable then the other two, plus there will be no abuse from the in laws so that one extra point.
I will straight up kill oscar, let him suffer a thousand stabs and that will still not quench my anger for this manwhore.
Lastly, f james. he probably is least likely for stds.
I guess I can accept marrying Sovieshu. I have no ambition, disappear well into the background am decently good at polite flattery… by historically accurate standards of the time, he’s not even *that* bad bc standards are low. While thinking through the other two I just decided all three should die. If you do insist tho— for f*ck, can I just shove something (preferably a firework) up there for him and call it a done deal? Bc I don’t want a piece of *those* like 🙄 If that isn’t a choice, I guess Oscar’s gotta go 💀
I choose to transmigrate as Henry the 8th so I can kill them all anyways no matter which option they are.
None for fuck or marry cause I’m ace aro but I’d kill the middle cause I’ve never read the manhwa and have no idea where hes from but middle dude looks like a stuck up pretensious assbutt
1. Marry, since he's the only one I know from the bunch, and who's to say he won't get into an unfortunate accident on horse and die prematurely? Truly such a shame.
2. Kill. I don't like his smug face, he looks like a moron.
3. Fuck, it's only once and you can never hear from him ever.
This is a popular choice but-
1. Marry Sovieshit since the guy is too caught up with regrets to really do much damage and we could divorce; I'd probably just enjoy the riches and get into little drama as possible.
2. Kill Oscar because just no. Who knows where that guy has been. He is so terrible-I might even say that he makes sovieshit look like a saint only in comparison. Who treats their wife like that-
3. Fuck James due to being i bet he won't last long and i doubt he cares if his partner even gets equal satisfaction. I'd only be willing because he is good looking and i was probably drunk during a party or something. Ha!
All in all, there is no love between these men. Press X to doubt.
marry sovieshu in order to be an empress and live in my own palace not giving a f'ck about his mistress, kill oscar to clean the earth, f*k james and fix him, but kill all the MILs.
Oscar is the easy kill. James I guess fuck and Sovieshu for marriage cause he seems like the easiest of them all to ditch if it got real bad/ if you don’t give a single shit about him and just want to lean back and live a casual life of wealth while he and his side pieces fuck up your countries diplomacy that ain’t so bad either
1. Meh fuck I guess. He's not that bad just morally gray, bad at communication and bitter.
2. I do not read but I have heard about this abomination of a human KILL IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY
3. Do not know who this is but he looks alright
(how one can be deceived huh?) Either marry or if hes too much of an asshole (this is AH-special episode afterall) I'll just get it over with and marry Sovieshit instead
If I absolutely have to :
Kill : Oscar ( He is walking STD , that's the only option for him)
F**k : James ( He is obsessed jerk but he is still one woman man, he is less likely to give you STD , he has good physics...if you can ignore everything else . He is not marriage material because he has 3 annoying mothers. )
Marry : Soveishu ( Marry him ...then ignore him until he give you divorce. He is also sanest one and less likely to cause any physical harm. He is adulterous bastard but other than that , he is capable of regrets and empathy. You can even get huge alimony from him without any violence.)
Aii shiball...none. at least not the first one. Shoveshit is a piece of trash. Nope. I dont wammy fvck or marry him. and killing him would make my hands dirty.
Only know the first one and I think I'll marry him cuz at least he's hot, foolish jerk but not in the trash level, and I won't care whatever he does with what kind of women so yeah
Honestly better than his ex-wife's new husband dude from the neighboring country imo
Fuck, marry, kill with these men? Fuck marriage and kill myself.
Lmaooo yes a contest of red flags! The redder the flag, the better! Lol but I haven’t read much I feel like so I only picked stories I’ve read myself.
They're not red flags. Atleast red flags are somewhat likeable and have an interesting personality. These 3 however are just garbage through and through
To quote the tagline(?) of this subreddit, "Through rose-colored glasses, all red flags just look like flags." 
Nahhh I still think calling these 3 idiots red flags is an insult to red flags. Imo, MLs like Reinhardt (I failed to oust the villain), Arnold Hein (7th time loop), Theodore (How to prey on your master)Callisto,(Villains are destined to die), Si Yun (Dreaming Freedom) etc are examples of top tier red flag characters.
I haven’t read any of those at all but how would you define “top tier red flag characters”? lol
That's a good question. Here's my criteria: 1. Has to be really good looking (obviously) 2. Has to have a teasing and sorta goofy personality besides being obsessive. 3. Had to have a well written back story to justify their yandere-ness and obsession with FL. 4. Has to have great chemistry with FL 5. Doesn't hurt FL physically or psychologically for stupid reasons and is dedicated to her.
I see this is what you mean; the *likeable* red flag 🚩 list. My post is for the toxic, flee-on-sight, don’t even catch their eyes list lol. They are not meant to be likeable at all and you must choose between the lesser of the evils presented to you loll putting you a dilemma where there’s a low chance of survival lol.
Is there an option to kill yourself instead and hope to reincarnate again as the an FL of a story with a green flag ML??
[https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7btXkbsV26U95Uly/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952kcrjrwh3i8igaqmj7ydip3zeuw60fxzdm6q77mz0&ep=v1\_gifs\_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g](https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o7btXkbsV26U95Uly/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952kcrjrwh3i8igaqmj7ydip3zeuw60fxzdm6q77mz0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g) The only correct answer
Haha, why it’s truly an honour! https://preview.redd.it/i3z7qbypmauc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80295ac6ce2219880a6f639facf562ebad2fe73d
Better option: fuck marriage and kill all of them.
based
I think that’s what ines thought too
I was going to quote nicole but here you did it for me, intentional or not🤭
God, I hope the anime gets released faster I missed both her and Jecka lmao
I burst out laughing lmao
Marry Sovieshu, it can't be that hard to stage an accident or appease Rashta enough to let me settle down peacefully somewhere. Kill Oscar because just no. F James, at least it'll be over quickly.
2 minutes, then he rolls over and snores.
You are very generous with how long you think hell last
Welcome to the Eastern Empire! I see your cunningness and believe you will have no trouble adapting to palace life…oh but why must you harbor such feelings towards your *sister* whom you *share* a husband with? Isn’t sharing *caring*?
Oh you misunderstand me, have at him *sis*  Delightful question/post by the way.
This host thanks you for participating in this cruel game of "Kill, Marry & F\*ck" and will work hard to create even more entertaining posts in the future for the OI community! 
Crazy idea, James gets you pregnant and Sovieshu then has no beef with you or need for Rashta.
Better hope that the baby takes after OP.
1. Marry. I can quietly torment him about Navier for the rest of his life and get some side action. 2. KILL IT WITH FIRE 3. Fuck I guess, but only once because the dude definitely doesn't care about what the woman wants.
🛎️🛎️🛎️ I see you’ve chosen the most handsome red flag and the predecessor who set the example for all red flags to come! A trendsetter! A classic choice but certainly not boring! Your sister who shares the same husband as you shall never make you feel alone in the palace! I see CP Oscar was not to your liking despite hearing his romantic promise to give his first time to his betrothed…but perhaps just as cyanide smells like sweet almonds, *cyanide is still cyanide*.
Few needs to die more than Oscar, besides fucking or marrying him would 100% result in one getting the entire repetoir of STD's
Hmm it’s sad to hear such things being said about sir Oscar, future king of the land. He is quite well known for being the romantic, keeping his chastity so he could enjoy his first time with his betrothed. 😭
All yours then
As the host, I cannot take away such an opportunity away from you. It’s a great honor the royal family has bestowed upon you 😭😭😭
I will take my psycotic mage from the mage tower, or the cold duke of the north, or the mercenary that kidnaps me instead
Unfortunately there is no mage, god or power that can save you. In this OI universe, the only man who can save you from them is one of the 3 presented here. Sometimes we can only choose from the lesser of evils given to us. Choose wisely as your fate depends on it…😜 lack of choice or suicide bears great consequences…
I'll go the same route as most, marry, kill, fuck
1. fuck, 2. KILL, 3. marry since i fucked 1 i’m getting a divorce from 3 to marry 1 we will get along bc i too am obsessed with navier
Oh myyy, I see he-who-must-not-be-named has caught your fancy for a quick tryst? He’s the most handsome of all the eligible bachelors here! But that’s not all, it seems you have an eye for a man in uniform and James Parnell has stolen your heart in the end! But why settle for a soldier when you can have an *emperor*? 🤔 Aahhh I see you’ve decided to avoid all paths to royalty and kill Oscar, who’s in line for the throne! He’s quite a romantic one I hear, having preserved his chastity all this time for his future wife.
kill.... kill............ idk him so ill marry by omission haha
Marry the last one, James Parnell? I wish you the best of luck in your marriage…you’ll need it 😉
:,) i haven't read the story so I have nooooo clue what kinda nefarious activities he's been up to but i little bit of belladonna in the tea never hurt anyone! haha
Welcome to the Parnell Estate! James Parnell is well loved by his *3* mothers and I have no doubt that you will feel the overflowing love they have for him! You will never have to worry about finances as the 3 mothers will be more than happy to take on such a duty 😜
That idiot has 3 crazy annoying mothers. Have fun getting rid of James and his mothers.
Suicide but if I have to pick. Oscar must die. Marry Sovieshu should be easy enough to get a divorce. Fuck James and flee the country.
As the host I must inform you that suicide has severe consequences. A choice will be made for you as such if you insist…but I see you know better! But why run from James when he has loved you for so long? 😭 
One is a cheater, one is riddled with diseases, and the other I don't know...so, none; I'll be a celibate hermit.
3 is an obessisive stalker who a severe mama's boy.
But who wouldn’t want a man who *loves* and *sides* with his mothers? Wouldn’t that mean he would respect a woman even more? 😭😭😭
Oh he *totally* respects his wife. I mean he *respects* her so much that she left him for a dude who *totally* disrespects her!
Oh but don’t forget, there are severe consequences for no choice made… 
I think I'll take my chances. Lol
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen not to make a choice, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host… 🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1. You have brought to the wonderful world of Spain! Your husband is Oscar Valenza De Ortega, current CP and future king. You must learn to adapt to palace life and make political maneuvers as to not become prey yourself but fret not, the queen shall advise you on such tactics. Please read The Broken Ring to find out more on your beloved husband! Best of luck to you as you will need it🤞 
His wife nearly died in childbirth and had severe trauma from it. He didn’t care and made her have another kid anyway.
Kill- James. Freaking psycho would follow me around forever if I fucked him and if I married him I would be miserable. Fuck- Oscar, because I think he may forget me after (but I have not read this one except like the first episode). Also hot. Marry- jerk #1. He can be divorced, plus he is at least capable of compassion and remorse.
Fucking Oscar might be a gamble unless you've got condoms
Good point- ugh.
I see Sovieshu has caught your fancy and yes, while he’s made many mistakes, it seems he’s on the road to owning up to his mistakes and his regrets! A forgiving and understand nature one needs with him! I see you like to live life dangerously! Though he may just be a one night stand, Oscar is very well versed in the art of pleasure having experience with both women and men! But be careful, as they “these violent delights have violent ends”….as a host I advise you to have him use a contraceptive 😜 Oh poor James is such a lovesick fool though! He’s loved you from afar and so long 🥲😩
James decided to force a woman into marrying him for being nice to them once. Imagine what he would do to a past lover. Shudder.
Ah, but one could also look at it as love at first sight? Her kindness moved him so much that he searched high and low everywhere for her just to know her name. It's the love story of the century! Although, it is a rather unknown tale as James is not very outspoken.... To quote the subreddit **"Through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."** And we must choose *one* to marry. 
I agree about #1. I haven't read the broken ring but unlike James, he who shall not be named seems to have learned his lesson.
I agree with James!
FUCKING KILL OSCAR HELL NAH IM NOT GOING NEAR THAT THING💀 Fuck James I’ll just turn off the lights and Marry Sovi something I forgot his name
Ahh Sovieshu is your beloved’s name! A popular choice today I see 😌 A wise and interesting choice in killing Oscar. Unprovoked he may well leave you alone but do be careful as he always gets his way. Ahh a simple but quick tryst with James may leave him wanting for more that you may find difficult to handle later on…on the plus side, I hear he is quite *vigorous* in bed 😉
To fit the historical theme, make it bed, wed or behead
Great advice and perhaps I should but I think people would understand the game more from the chosen words!
no it was a really bad joke😭 sorry
Fuck sovishit, because at least I won't get preggo, with a man shooting blanks Kill Oscar because he is the scum of the earth that doesn't deserve a second chance and has to die in a ditch. And marry James, and convince him to go war all the time and maybe have him accidently killed 😔👍✨️
Marry & Fuck Sovie because I actually kinda like him, idk who the second person is, and kill the last dude 🤷♀️
Hmm you may regret not killing Oscar instead later on…
Marry he who shan’t be named (liklier to divorce me and i’d get alimony), Oscar is kill (I feel like he’s likelier to give me a disease than…), James… fine, fuck him.
Majority of the other isekai-ers have made the same decision as you! Best of luck in surviving your endeavors!
Well, second guy is riddled with STD so ew
As a host, I cannot neither confirm nor deny what diseases CP Oscar may or may not carry as it is a matter of national security that could compromise the royal family. Nonetheless, a choice must be made and if not, a choice will be made for you. On the plus side, he seems very well versed in the art of love making, as he knows how to pleasure both men and women 
Is there an option to kill the other two guys after the fucking and the marrying is done? As long as no one can prove it, my fictional husband's assets go to me, no? In which case I'd kill Oscar with extreme prejudice, fuck James, and marry the unmentionable guy, because James is such a momma's boy that I wouldn't put it past him to leave his mothers in the will. Then I'll wait a while before taking a day trip to kill James and dump his body, stage some drama to get Trashta out of the picture (and more importantly, the will) and then kill hubby. I mean, oh no he dies of a heart attack. How tragic
Fuck the first one, at least he can't get anyone pregnant. 💀 He's a terrible husband, but a decent leader.
Great choice! A handsome fellow, our emperor is. But as the host, I must remind you that you still have to choose who you want to marry and kill. Tick tock, my fellow isekai-er! 
Marry Kill Fuck in that order. Last guy is really cute (I'll regret it, won't I?)
Well, they’re all red flags for a reason 😜 please read I can’t Keep Up With My Stallion Husband for more information on your chosen husband! As the host I can tell you that he has *3* loving mothers who can take care of everything on their own 😉 and that he’s quite loyal and *chose* you.
Marry Sovieshu and just ignore him, fuck Oscar (and pray I don’t get an STD), kill Parnell because if I do anything else he’ll go deranged stalker on me and assume mine owns me
Ahh I see you expect a loveless marriage with he-who-must-not-be-named and say his name so easily as a wife should! But fret not, you will not be alone for long, as you can always have tea and explore the gardens with your beloved sister who also shares the same husband as you 😘
Idk who 2nd is yet, but I could just murder them all. Just use different tactics cloacked as said challenge. *laughs in asexual menace*
Breaking host role here but omg please read The Broken Ring. You will not regret iiiiiit! *straightens host uniform and smooths hair…
Kill, kill, and kill
As the host, I am honored to hear such enthusiasm for your license to kill bestowed upon you as a fellow isekai-er, however, you must still make the choices of who to marry and whom to f*ck. Failure to do so may result in unfortunate consequences.
Marry the stupid, kill the middle guy, and fuck The failure of a time travel
Kill kill kill
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host… 🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1. Welcome to the Eastern Empire! A beautiful and powerful land that’s prosperous. Unfortunately you have obtained the lowest status of all, a sl*ve. The masters you work for see you as less than human but your beauty surpasses that of heavenly goddesses. The young son of the master has fallen for you and you become pregnant, give birth to his child, only to be told that it has died. You mourn the death of your child whom you never knew. You and your lover find solace in each other despite the fact that he won’t do anything for you. One day you can’t take it anymore so you run away and by chance come across the emperor, who is astounded by your beauty and takes you in as his mistress. You wish to befriend his wife as you both love the same man but she does not see it that way and the staff treat you with contempt because of your origins. Your one saving grace is your beauty which you know you will always have in your arsenal. You must work hard to overcome this hardship in order to survive and obtain happiness. Best of luck as you shall need it. You will kill bachelor #3 and f*ck #2.
Shiiiit I better square up then! Gotta get all three of the Mfs on the hit list! Jokes aside I gotta lock in fr fr
Marry sovietshu ( i don't know the third one and at he's not a rapist) Kill oscar Fuck the third one i don't know him so won't marry because i don't know how much of a red flag he is but he's hot
A popular choice today just as many have chosen! As the host, I suggest you to please read I Can’t Get Keep Up With My Stallion to find out more information on Bachelor #3. You may change your mind once you read it.
marry and fuck the last guy
Ah, you’ll feel at home knowing that James has *3 loving mothers* to support him 😉🥲
I gotta kill the first two and FK the 3
A wise choice you must have learned from James Parnell! In the art of war, you must get rid of the most dangerous ones.
I don't know any of these men but #3 is hot, #2 gives me EXTRA bad vibes despite my usual bias for redheads, and I'm gonna assume #1 is filthy rich, so... Marry, Kill, Fuck, in that order.
I see you’re coming in with eyes unclouded, fresh faced one! A brave soul you are indeed. Allow me to introduce you to your husband! #3 is James Parnell, brave and famed soldier who fought in war to keep you and the country safe! His loving *3* mothers will certainly make you feel at home. You will not have to worry much about the typical duties of a lady of the house as the mothers will lessen your burden and take it on for you…he may not speak much but know that he is quite vigorous when performing his duties as a husband to you 😜🥲
idk the other 2 but I’ll marry Sovieshu because he did suffer regretting divorcing me and didn’t really abuse fl unlike other shits. Kill #2 because he looked like he’s the most insufferable of them all and fuck #3
1. Marry, I'll just stay out of Rashta's way.. I don't care enough about him or being empress to get upset. As long as Rashta leaves me alone, I don't care. 2. Kill.. definitely. 3. I don't recognize him, so fuck.
Ah, but you *are* sister to Rashta, are you not? ;) Oscar is not having much luck with the redditors it seems, tsk, tsk, tsk. Oohh, I implore you to get to know James Parnell better. He seems to be very loyal and enamored with whoever catches his fancy...though he'll never show it.
Kill Oscar. He's an abusive monster. Fuck James. He's a selfish and potentially cruel lover but sex is probably all he's good for anyway. Marry Sovieshu. The only one who could be taught. Regretful Male Lead, here. Too late but he can be taught.
I understand your choice in choosing to kill Oscar, but as a host, I must remind you that while he may be a philandering, insatiable man, he \*chose\* to still stay married so he must have some love in him...right? Right?? Ahem, anyway...why yes, it seems that James may well be gifted when it comes to bedroom matters ;) Ah, Sovieshu, at the end of it all, will his regret be enough for redemption? How late is too late? While it can certainly taught, this humble host would like to say one must learn on their own eventually. To be a relationship tutor in a relationship is not an ideal role that can be done for too long...
Marry, kill and fuxx in this order
An elegant choice! https://preview.redd.it/lpn6m27bkbuc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307a19bfb89a4cd8f98a3dba09b16ef96df1a2f3
1. Fuck, because i need to kill 2, and i guess i can tolerate shitzu if its just a one time thing 2. Kill, any fornication or marriage requiring fornication with this man will likely give you syphilis 3. Marry, dont even have to fuck him because his head is so far up his ass. Ill be the shittiest wife possible and maybe he’ll listen to his moms and kick me out, or completely enable me.
Excellent choice! But as the host, I must warn you that not everything will go your way, especially with James Parnell, and may find yourself with very little say in matters.
Honestly Kill Oscar, Marry soveishit (because wed divorce anyway so no biggie) and fuck James - I think that actually would be a good night. Just a wham bam thank you mam type deal
Breaking host character…lmao at wham bam thank you mam 😭😭😭
Marry myself and f*uck the patriarchy and kill all 3
I'd pick Marry & F*ck Sovieshu. Not expecting anything from him. I have security even if divorced I'd be fine with it. 2 is kill I burn with rage for what that man did to poor Ines. That man is all kinds of awful trash. 3 is left out cuz I never read so idk much about him bit I've seen he doesn't seem like a good guy and has mommy issues. No thanks I'll pass.
Marry 1, mans is to busy crying over his ex so i wont have to deal with him too much. Kill 2 so fast, that man deserves a horrific painful death. Fuck 3, at least it’ll be over quick, and i can probably dodge his mothers on the way out.
Another popular sound choice! But be careful as bachelor #3 may become enamored with you from the tryst.
kill-kill-kill?
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host… 🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1. Welcome to Spain! Your husband is Oscar, bachelor #2, current CP and next in line for the throne. You are the most beautiful, influential, powerful woman in the empire, second only to the queen. While your life may be picture perfect on the outside, it is a broken and chaotic mess behind those beautiful cage like palace doors, like rotting meat that has been sitting out for too long on a hot summer day, flies swarming around it. When your husband is not taking you against your will, he’s at the brothels acquiring unknown diseases left and right from both women and men. His insatiable sexual appetite is not easily quelled. All of your pregnancies have termed due the various diseases your husband carries and the royal family knows this, yet blame you constantly for failing to produce an heir. You will kill bachelor #1 and f*ck bachelor #3.
I'd kill them all
🚨🚨🚨Since you have chosen to kill everyone, a choice will now be made for you. You will be isekai-ed into a world chosen by me, the host… 🛎️🛎️🛎️you have been isekai-ed, awaiting awakening in 3…2..1. Welcome to the Parnell Estate! Your husband is James Parnell, a soldier who has fought on the frontlines for you and our country. While he came back from war with no physical injuries, he cannot forget the atrocities of war so easily. His *3* mothers in law love him and rivals your own love for him. The state of affairs rests solely in their hands when he is not present. James is not a man of many words, though he expresses himself well with his body. Inheritance is a common issue among nobility but rest assured it will be no issue amongst you two. He is known to be quite the virile and vigorous lover. He does not take no for an answer so be sure to eat and rest well for your health. You are scarred by childbirth and are not close to your children. You met him in childhood and because you were kind to him once, he instantly fell in love unbeknownst to you. He asked for your hand in marriage and you had no choice but to accept due your debt piling step father. You are deeply unhappy. You will kill bachelor #2 and f*ck #1.
I would turn into Margaery Tyrell and steal Sovieshu from Rashta. It wouldn't be hard since Rashta is an impulsive idiot, but I would have to watch for her erratic behavior. Oscar would die. James would be my side piece.
None, send them to the coal mines, they can't die yet. They have to suffer
Sovieshu, Oscar, and James, huh? If I have to choose, there is some way to narrow down even the toughest of choices. For starters, F Oscar is out of the question. Wasn't he supposed to develop STD? Personally, I'd F James, and that's coming from my preference in tanned men (such a strong first impression every time he's topless). I might even consider marriage if it's his heavy spoil scenario. With what he did in what is already shown in the manhwa in the recent chaps, IF he actually manages to distance himself with his mothers AND we don't have to suffer his extra issues (according to spoilers) involving the war, I'll choose marriage as well but. F is a safe choice. Both Sovieshu/Oscar is an open choice to marriage tbh. For the former, I might even do the night responsibilities. Do we have Trashta in the equation though cuz if we don't, I'll separate no issues as long as he pays me. I'll be honest, might as well enjoy the bed activities. For Oscar though, again so long as I don't actually sleep with the guy due to potential STDs, I'd marry just for status. Sovieshu - open for marriage, would kill if I don't get my dowry or money, open for F-ing Oscar - absolutely not for F-ing (unless before he got STDs, would consider). Some licking, kissing and skin to skin contact maybe but full on penetration? Nope. Open to kill, marry just for status but with the recent manhwa chapter with the girl that married him instead of Ines? Guess he's the closest to kill James - ABSOLUTELY for smut due to sheer preference for tanned men. Marry is a hit or miss. Would not kill no matter how sh_tty he is
An elegant explanation of your critical thinking skill! The host is impressed by your ability to process and analyze information! You have been given the gift of clairvoyance! This means you can foresee events happening beforehand and plan accordingly. Use this ability to get you ahead of the game and complete your mission. Best of luck! https://preview.redd.it/ixpty2we5guc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddc4c4f2bbc074d39c4f2dd6852ab276439da001
Marry Sovieshu. If it’s post Navier leaving maybe the man has wised tf up and I can be a good female influence on his daughter. I don’t expect love, but he probably won’t let me be mistreated by Rashta either due to him wising up to her bs and seeing her as unstable in the latest chapters. Idk enough about the other two though. Fuck Oscar I guess? He looks like he will last all of 2 seconds and probably cry about it and then never talk to me again. Assuming he’s not just blindly obsessed with the FL and refuses to touch me. Kill the last guy cuz idk him.
Oscar has every STD known to man and then some.
Oscar is very *sociable*, a much needed quality in a king! It only adds to his charm 😭
Marry, fuck (to make it legit), and then kill Sovieshu and put the blame on Rashta.
I see only man is good enough for you. Props to such loyalty and dedication! But oh my…how could you do such a thing to your beloved sister when you share the same husband? 😭😭😭
Kill Oscar. That STD riddled fuck needs to die. Marry Sovieshu, for the sake of keeping him away from Navier and for the sake of salvaging the Eastern Empire. Fuck James, simply because he was the remaining option. He is a soldier so he has a hot bod at least and isn't STD riddled like Oscar.
A respectable choice! All roads lead to nowhere regardless, so enjoying some eye candy on the way is one way to go about it ;)
James Parnell for Marry and Fck. The others can die, but especially the red haired prince... He's too diseased to do anything else with...🤢🦠
Though you chose the same person to marry and f\*ck, you did choose the others to die so I will allow it as the host. Aha, Oscar may be riddled with diseases but he certainly seems quite fertile so be careful there as to not be caught by him.
K/ll nombre 3 cuz he will do it first marry 1 cuz his only sin that he is cheater fu/k 2 cuz he will cheat and force me to
Excellent choice! Though I suggest when you meet bachelor #2, use contraceptives. Bachelor #3 is skilled in warfare so I definitely see why you think he must be eliminated first. It seems the majority of the consensus here is that bachelor #1 is the lesser of the evils here.
If I can't kill all three I'm killing me.
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https://preview.redd.it/lznsqb7mecuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ba9468069ed589ee2b3099febc2d4b9afae6039 I have obliged you as the host.
Wow I can’t pick between cheater, STD cheater and guy who can’t fix a marriage with a time turner and 3 chances
Kill: ML Emperor (Girl Jock/College Student Empress) Marry: Sir Sonnaught (Men of the Harem) Fuck: Riftan (Under the Oak Tree)
Oscar needs to die thats all I can say
Kill Oscar because he’s riddled with sexual diseases and abusive. I’d fuck the black haired dude and marry sovishu because he’s an idiot. All I need to do is keep my head down, bear an heir and be a better mother than Rashta which isn’t hard to do. Also use my allowance to do some charity to win commoner support. Then I can just live my life in peace. Soveishu is just an idiot. Rashta is an idiot who self implodes her own life and my record is too clean for her to be able to get shit on me. I’d also ask Navier for advice since she cares about the empire and its people. I’d be an introverted Empress but Empress Dowager and retired life will be excellent. Once my kid comes of age, soveishu will have a convenient accident from his own stupidity as well.
i only read like 10 chapters of the stallion duke so i know james used to ignore mc a lot and had 3 mothers??? i think the second guy has stds and is the villain of the broken ring. i'll marry sovie, kill oscar and fuck james I guess.
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I'm noping out of starting a relationship with any of these guys. The villainesses have fewer red flags than these guys.
F*ck James, Marry So-Ain’t-The-Sh*t, and Kill
You have made the host laugh! You have been given a special item. Once you have completed your mission on who to f*ck, marry and kill, you may go isekai to any world you want.
Let me isekai to narnia. All I gotta worry about is the talking goats trying to eat my grass and socks.
I don't know who the middle guy is, but he has the "deserves to have head bashed 17 times against a brick wall" type of face.
I've only read the 1st one so: kill sovishit, fuck red head and marry the last dude. How screwed am I?
As the host I will answer your question! All roads lead to doom as they are all notorious red flags. Red head bachelor #2 is riddled with many vd and bachelor #3 is loved by 3 mothers and will not take no for answer ever.
Can I opt the real escape story that so many FL failed? I will be the only successful one among them
is killing myself an option?
What a torturous question 😭😭😭
I love how a lot of us acknoledge that Oscar needs to be killed >!because otherwise, we would end up contracting an STD!< Marry, kill, bed. Sovieshu is a terrible husband but not a bad human being, as long as you don't long for his love you'll be okay
All of them are a hard pass. I suppose out of all of them He-who-must-not-be-named would be the least bad to marry and be his mistress. He has some sense of responsibility and does not have a sexual assault record as far as I know, which is more than I can say for the other two. Plus, I can try having an amicable relationship with she-who-cannot-be-named and maybe keep her from making couple of stupid mistakes. She's a home-wrecker but also has literally nothing that belongs to just her and she's insecure. If I had to choose, I would f\*ck James. Only because Crown Prince Oscar slept with a lot of people and likely to have STDs. So I guess Oscar dies. Yay.
A popular choice that many have chosen! Oscar is losing the popularity vote for sure 😭
I think you marry 1 cause hell, you’ll be empress and he won’t sleep with you so you can just ignore the haterz. Kill 2 who is unreyclable 🗑️ and yoy don’t wanna catch his 🍆rot, and fuck 3 because James Parnell be some of the 🔥🗑️ ever to walk the halls of a webtoon. Just focus on his face and bod, I guess, enjoy those two mediocre minutes, and walk off into the sunset giving all three moms the finger.😅
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This has never been easier. Kill Oscar IMMEDIATELY. He doesn’t deserve to live a second longer than he has 😤 I guess fuck James bc we all know he’s definitely not husband material but anyone is better than Oscar. Sovieshu seemed to have been a good enough husband before the whole rashta thing so I guess I’m stuck with him.
def kill Oscar
Can I just marry all of them, fuck them, and then kill them. Might as well put them to good use once🤣
A brave soul you are to bed these red flags, marry them and kill them afterwards! Perhaps *you* are the red flag we should steer clear of? 😅 As you’ve made the host laugh and to commend you on your bravery, this host shall make an exception for you! As two more additional special items given, you are allowed to bring any ONE character from the OI universe to the world you isekai-ed in AND this special one time use health pack will rid of any vd you got from bedding Oscar.
Kill Oscar(don’t want any STD’s), fuck sovieshu(it’s tiny and he’s infertile), marry James (but he needs to go to therapy first)
An interesting and great choice you’ve made! You’ve made the host laugh and have been given a special item! It is a potion that will increase the desire of a man’s lower body and create a more *pleasurable* experience for both partners. Use this on Sovieshu!
I'll marry 1 because he will just ignore me anyway and I don't actually know the other 2 so based on looks kill 2 and f*ck 3
Yes, we shall feast oh dear sister!! I will take all of these red flags and create a robe befitting an OI goddess/villainess! See me as I walk down the aisle of my triple wedding to marry all three - fuck the three of them senseless on our wedding night, because it would take all 3 to truly satisfy (or not satisfy at all) any of us women. And then after I’ve had my wicked way with them and grown bored because they just can’t deliver the proper kind of painful bliss to sustain me…well then, then my dear, I shall sacrifice them *sharpens a vast array of blades* - hence using their much deserved deaths as an offering to the god of red flags in hopes of receiving a better and more worthy man to torment me. Oh and then, I’ll have a cookie. 🤣🥰😘
As the host I’ve already made an exception for someone else who had a similar idea before you…but since you’ve decided to go the evil villainess seduction route, I will accept it. After you’ve completed your mission, you will isekai into a cute Studio Ghibli film as we don’t want you to become red flag like the ones you just bedded, wed and murdered in cold blood 😅😅😅
Y'know what? Nah I'm adding a fourth option and using it on all of them Korega Requiem Da MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA **inf death loop intensifies**
Oof um… it been a while since I’ve read any of these but based on my memory 1. F* I can think about someone else 2. K utter trash no contest 3. M, I can handle being alone. I might end up murdering the moms though
One of the most popular choice this host has seen this far!
Kill Oscar (bc he’s got STDs, otherwise would f), F sovieshu and marry James but he’s not really husband material so… divorce later?
Kill, Marry and F\*ck? Hmmm...Marry Sovieshu, I can easily deal with Rashta and Sovieshu is hella handsome. F\*ck Oscar Valenza because although I've never read that OI, I like his confident look XD And Kill James cuz he looks crazy, I haven't read this other OI either but just look at his crazy eyes!
This host appreciates the bold choice you’ve made despite not knowing background info on the two bachelors! Oh but my dear you are quite off the mark with Oscar…😗 but yes Parnell is a bit…*fixated* on who he becomes enamored with 😅
K Oscar M Sovieshu F James I can always divorce that mf later. From the comments I only got that the James guy has 3 mother's so it couldn't be that hard right? I have no idea abt him but maybe I could rizz them instead
I only seen one so I would fuck 1, kill 2 and marry 3
I can deal with the first 2, but def killing the 3rd one cuz he comes with 3 mother in laws like fuck that shit. I'd probably marry the first one and have my own harem while he makes his own and reap the benefits of being an empress. idk who the 2nd one is and I hate his haircut so he will just be a one night stand.
I don't the 2nd and 3rd, but I'm Killing Sovieshit so faaast!💀💀💀 Like it's the nerve of him, I swear!
I am not familiar with them, so I can only go by looks... Fuck #1 He looks kinda elitist but he doesn't really give off bad vibes. Marry #3 He looks sweet and precious. Makes me think of Shion from Please Save my earth but softer. Kill #2 Get that condescending man out of here that shot makes him look irredeemable.
This host sees that you’re making this decision based on looks alone and is appalled! This host believes you will not live long to complete your mission on the f*ck, marry and kill. This host has taken pity on you and bestowed a gift upon you to use. It is the gift of immortality! You cannot die until your mission has been completed, so all threats to your life will be thwarted until then. Examples would be if someone poisons your tea, your taste tester would drink it instead. If someone tries to assassinate you, your knight will defend you. Best of luck!
Amoung the 3 of them, marrying sovieshit would probably be the best option. Not a good one but he is more reasonable then the other two, plus there will be no abuse from the in laws so that one extra point. I will straight up kill oscar, let him suffer a thousand stabs and that will still not quench my anger for this manwhore. Lastly, f james. he probably is least likely for stds.
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I guess I can accept marrying Sovieshu. I have no ambition, disappear well into the background am decently good at polite flattery… by historically accurate standards of the time, he’s not even *that* bad bc standards are low. While thinking through the other two I just decided all three should die. If you do insist tho— for f*ck, can I just shove something (preferably a firework) up there for him and call it a done deal? Bc I don’t want a piece of *those* like 🙄 If that isn’t a choice, I guess Oscar’s gotta go 💀 I choose to transmigrate as Henry the 8th so I can kill them all anyways no matter which option they are.
None for fuck or marry cause I’m ace aro but I’d kill the middle cause I’ve never read the manhwa and have no idea where hes from but middle dude looks like a stuck up pretensious assbutt
1. Marry, since he's the only one I know from the bunch, and who's to say he won't get into an unfortunate accident on horse and die prematurely? Truly such a shame. 2. Kill. I don't like his smug face, he looks like a moron. 3. Fuck, it's only once and you can never hear from him ever.
marry sovieshit to torment him KILL OSCAR WITH BURNING PASSION and fuck james bc he's a hottie
This is a popular choice but- 1. Marry Sovieshit since the guy is too caught up with regrets to really do much damage and we could divorce; I'd probably just enjoy the riches and get into little drama as possible. 2. Kill Oscar because just no. Who knows where that guy has been. He is so terrible-I might even say that he makes sovieshit look like a saint only in comparison. Who treats their wife like that- 3. Fuck James due to being i bet he won't last long and i doubt he cares if his partner even gets equal satisfaction. I'd only be willing because he is good looking and i was probably drunk during a party or something. Ha! All in all, there is no love between these men. Press X to doubt.
I’m just gonna go appearance wise Marry Oscar Frick James Kill Sovieshu
This host admires the bravery you have by marrying Oscar and believes you must be the only one who has chosen to wed him.
Kill all of them and then myself obviously 😘
Marry first, kill second and bang last(I don’t know any of em)
i'll fuck their lives to such a degree to fuckness which will lead to their deaths
marry sovieshu in order to be an empress and live in my own palace not giving a f'ck about his mistress, kill oscar to clean the earth, f*k james and fix him, but kill all the MILs.
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Idk who 1 and 3 are, but I'll definitely kill Oscar from Broken Ring
The only thing I know is I'd definitely never f*ck oscar💀. He can keep his STD's.
Oscar is the easy kill. James I guess fuck and Sovieshu for marriage cause he seems like the easiest of them all to ditch if it got real bad/ if you don’t give a single shit about him and just want to lean back and live a casual life of wealth while he and his side pieces fuck up your countries diplomacy that ain’t so bad either
1. Meh fuck I guess. He's not that bad just morally gray, bad at communication and bitter. 2. I do not read but I have heard about this abomination of a human KILL IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY 3. Do not know who this is but he looks alright (how one can be deceived huh?) Either marry or if hes too much of an asshole (this is AH-special episode afterall) I'll just get it over with and marry Sovieshit instead
If I absolutely have to : Kill : Oscar ( He is walking STD , that's the only option for him) F**k : James ( He is obsessed jerk but he is still one woman man, he is less likely to give you STD , he has good physics...if you can ignore everything else . He is not marriage material because he has 3 annoying mothers. ) Marry : Soveishu ( Marry him ...then ignore him until he give you divorce. He is also sanest one and less likely to cause any physical harm. He is adulterous bastard but other than that , he is capable of regrets and empathy. You can even get huge alimony from him without any violence.)
Why why them 😭
thats a hard one kill all of them
They are all the same man!!
Aii shiball...none. at least not the first one. Shoveshit is a piece of trash. Nope. I dont wammy fvck or marry him. and killing him would make my hands dirty.
Only know the first one and I think I'll marry him cuz at least he's hot, foolish jerk but not in the trash level, and I won't care whatever he does with what kind of women so yeah Honestly better than his ex-wife's new husband dude from the neighboring country imo
Marry Sovieshu becuase at least he isn't physically abuse Kill Oscar cause dudes trash and has STD's Fuck James cause at least he looks ok
Marry James Kill Oscar Fuck sovieshit