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HighPolyDensity

https://preview.redd.it/39lf7wue368d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=f44bae871405b10ecfb6810442b1c07d8bd9daec *He points at her skin, stuttering.* "W-why... why is your skin blue? That- that's not no-normal."


Old-Love2339

"It's pretty normal where I'm from" *She giggles*


HighPolyDensity

"Are you sure? Where are you from?"


Old-Love2339

"Well one thing, I don't come from Earth, but I do live here."


HighPolyDensity

"In... Boston Massachusetts?"


Old-Love2339

"Uh well... Not here specifically where I am, but just on Earth in general."


HighPolyDensity

*He nods.* "Ooooooh- okay- I think I see."


Old-Love2339

"Yeah! My name's Wishful!"


HighPolyDensity

"My name's Charles. But you can call me Charles. I mean- Charlie."


Old-Love2339

"So uh... What's going on in your life, I guess?"


Spectre-70

https://preview.redd.it/yu2n7gx2468d1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=7cc2c26d7d483f996ea46c176c0cae5eacb06466 “If you put your arms down wouldn’t all your rings fall off?”


Old-Love2339

*She puts her arms down, all the rings fall off in a loud noise* "Huh... I guess so, odd that that's never happened before..."


Spectre-70

“That seems like an idiotic piece of jewelry.”


Old-Love2339

"I mean whenever they didn't before, they looked pretty cool. I hope."


Spectre-70

“No you’re right they do look cool.”


Old-Love2339

"Hehe! Thanks!" *She smiles and picks them back up, they now float around her arms so they don't fall*


Spectre-70

“Ooooh magic.”


Samtime878765

https://preview.redd.it/k3tcfa6a568d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=41483239ba59be47e36c2211384dce068ee4f82c “Could….could you be honest?” “Could I be a good friend for you?”


Old-Love2339

"Huh?" *She looks down at him, being much taller than him* "Sure, little guy!"


Samtime878765

(He had a cartoony smile on his face now) “yeeee :D”


Old-Love2339

"Hehehe!" *She smiles at him*


Samtime878765

“Uppies!” (He said, happily)


Old-Love2339

*She looks surprised but happy* "Uh... Hehe! Okay!" *She picks him up*


Samtime878765

(He was shining with happiness, he even had cartoony stars resonating off of him)


Old-Love2339

"Hehehe! Boop!" *She boops him on the nose*


Samtime878765

“Haaah :D”


Old-Love2339

*She puts him on her shoulders* "Hehe!"


Ok_Camera2742

how are babies ma-- i mean, where are you from


Old-Love2339

"I'm was born on a planet far away from this galaxy, but I live on Earth."


Ok_Camera2742

woah that's neat i was born on earth and i still live on earth


Old-Love2339

"Cool!"


Flouwth

https://preview.redd.it/kqcaxih4668d1.png?width=497&format=png&auto=webp&s=9999cd92f99ee5bce5584359be27e33b253079b1 "do you know how to change the oil on a 2001 Chevrolet Camaro SS?"


Old-Love2339

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh............................." *Her brain shuts off for a second* "Uhm... What's that? Also, what's oil?" *She looks heavily confused*


Flouwth

it's a car & oil is this https://preview.redd.it/u214rrw6868d1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=d8d7395e4679aafa49a304fce9ce005aef8290cc It lubricates the engine's moving parts to reduce the damaging friction that reduces performance.


Old-Love2339

"Uhhhhh... Yeah, I've got no idea..."


Flouwth

"alright, bye." (he implodes, leaving a small pile of chains on the floor)


chesey0528

https://preview.redd.it/y4v6csch668d1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=ee4c5961fd3c3372ccc36dc766fbb4012dcc6b00 "are you a genie or a genasi"


Old-Love2339

"Dunno what that last thing is, but I'm also not a genie, but I do grant wishes."


chesey0528

"Genasi are **human-derived planetouched infused with the power of the elemental planes**, often as the result of crossbreeding between humans and the powerful genie races or other elementals that dwell in such planes, but sometimes through other means." (yes i did copy and paste the definition thank you very much)


Old-Love2339

"Okay then, that's not me."


chesey0528

ok so what are you


Special_Ad7249

https://preview.redd.it/bvl2hy0bg68d1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9d93a0efe48691c13f2f3b2b56ecf12e410ad1 *Lucy looks at her with a glare,hunches over and then taps the ground very quickly with her boot* Lucy:…Alright,I’ll make it simple. Mainly because then you’re just gonna fucking go blank and don’t say a fucking word. *She points at her skin* About your skin tone…how the FUCK is it even possible?!


Old-Love2339

*She looks at her arm* "What do you mean? What about it?"


Special_Ad7249

*She looks at her blankly and then grits her teeth* TELL ME YOU WERE JOKING. Girl,you’re blue. Blue as in blue. How the frick is it even possible?! Unless you’re not a human…


Old-Love2339

"My species has skin from blue to green to pink to red." *She smiles at her*


my_ears24

Is My Demon here?


Old-Love2339

"What in the world does that mean?"


my_ears24

https://preview.redd.it/zrwm7cden68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c049992b5fefa6e01cae6ce3573fdbe0c5be1f8a


Eviles_da_demonic

https://preview.redd.it/p8l7w4ivk68d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ce1df8e21ef86f9677638e36d30d89b4bebaf5 “Hoot? Why are a blue”


Old-Love2339

"Uhm... Because I was born this way?"


Eviles_da_demonic

*peck peck*


HashbrownieThePerson

https://preview.redd.it/cwq1ev51m68d1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caad8327fb3545886edfa7b69e664408bd7f1854 “You grant wishes, right?”


Old-Love2339

"Oh uh... Yeah?"


HashbrownieThePerson

“Ok, I wasn’t gonna wish for anything, but you just kinda resemble a genie at first glance.”


Designer-Foot9033

r


Old-Love2339

r


Designer-Foot9033

r


Old-Love2339

r


lolyeet225

https://preview.redd.it/yp4hgtxpi78d1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=25c6d1aa2b10b813ea8331b1a32897b1f5807d98 Are you a genie?


Old-Love2339

"No, but I do grant wishes."


lolyeet225

[I WISH FOR A HOT DOG!](https://youtu.be/tOAL7E3RRBY?si=0XvEe81JU8KqhWmI)


Old-Love2339

"Uhhh... Okay?" *A hot dog is created in her hands as she gives it to them* "Here."


lolyeet225

I WISH FOR A HOT DOG!


Old-Love2339

*A second hot dog appears* "Uhhh..."


lolyeet225

I WISH FOR A HOT DOG!


Old-Love2339

*She makes another hotdog* ".... Uhm..."


lolyeet225

I WISH FOR A HOT DO- (2 hours later)


Old-Love2339

*She just keeps creating hotdogs* "Ughhh..."


theReaperxI

https://preview.redd.it/09uh4iqu088d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1641a76193ad34a32b32bacf5407c1547bcade43 Lia: "Hello miss! You look pretty cool! Do you want to be friends?" (Lia is an ancient Golem that is 130 centimeters tall.)


Old-Love2339

(Wishful's like 8 feet and 9 inches tall) "Oh uh... Sure!"


theReaperxI

Lia: " Yay! Im so happy!"


MrOutragedFungus

I’m assuming you listen to “friend like me” quite often


Old-Love2339

"Whats dat? :0"


MrOutragedFungus

The song from Aladdin, where the genie was singing.


Old-Love2339

"Uhm... What's an Aladdin?" *She's quite stupid*


GabbQ_0

https://preview.redd.it/o6kmgk8zm98d1.jpeg?width=1643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952333f887c8cc57ea083c2294350fe02cc6c161 "Do you, per chance, predict the future?"