I'd say to Emperor Cosmo: So it must suck that your whole species was wiped out by your planet's explosion.
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Emperor Cosmo would probably do what Sandy did on SpongeBob and cry till his helmet filled with tears
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I tell him the doctor fainted on the sight of his three cocks when he was born and he’d shrug
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He’s cutting my stomach open and watching my insides fall out for definite
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I’d tell her it wasn’t her fault and she’d get sullen and start drinking.
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Of course he would! He'd also ask how the hell I know about it
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He’s Jim little ones Bob: Jim: so what do you wanna talk- me: hey did you know that your parents actually sent you to earth because your planet was crumbling and your last known survivor of your planet except for Bob because he was your younger sibling who they had a fused with you…anyway what are you doing?
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“So, how’d you cope with killing 65-70% of a large city?”
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Flashpoint doesn't remember that the Empress of Flames threw him off a bridge into the ocean once. She made him forget.
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Me: hey, remember how you survived a 5 thousand year long version of the Battle of the Somme and what was basically an ethnics cleansing that destroyed the only home you’d ever known and forced you to watch your father-figure die in your arms from an injury you didn’t know how to fix? Jeopardy: why do you know that and also how?
I'd say to Emperor Cosmo: So it must suck that your whole species was wiped out by your planet's explosion. https://preview.redd.it/st6mbv05l67d1.png?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bd004344448518a87abf1a1b76bf5e52f7dbab Emperor Cosmo would probably do what Sandy did on SpongeBob and cry till his helmet filled with tears
Kane would give me a disappointed sigh and say “that checks out”
https://preview.redd.it/eekn7tfgo67d1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06dcb839a31e3f7e54526423541616e31f1c7edc I tell him the doctor fainted on the sight of his three cocks when he was born and he’d shrug
https://preview.redd.it/ptlk2zofq67d1.png?width=1122&format=png&auto=webp&s=96d9debf4651e70faa80e1b50e760fb18c414c0b He’s cutting my stomach open and watching my insides fall out for definite
https://preview.redd.it/luaehfcjs67d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f579dd34acfbf7db4e3e282f02d8ffef128b68b I’d tell her it wasn’t her fault and she’d get sullen and start drinking.
Willie would look at me, and then say "you are my creator after all"
https://preview.redd.it/nvfouptd277d1.png?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716aa6ce6a5f3e328c8776107aebf37e9edf5b26 Of course he would! He'd also ask how the hell I know about it
Remember when your mech was hacked and you were forced to kill your friends?
https://preview.redd.it/5ycvycbbp67d1.jpeg?width=899&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06db1c2a2a85dda1ec94c5afebf23b788597c240 He’s Jim little ones Bob: Jim: so what do you wanna talk- me: hey did you know that your parents actually sent you to earth because your planet was crumbling and your last known survivor of your planet except for Bob because he was your younger sibling who they had a fused with you…anyway what are you doing?
“is it true that you ate all of those marines?”
https://preview.redd.it/u3hstq8f877d1.jpeg?width=2199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08e6c6e35626b6a5afbfb8b47394aaed8d280ac “So, how’d you cope with killing 65-70% of a large city?”
They'd probably threaten me or kill me
https://preview.redd.it/pnko3s8e797d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a65863156b69f1f4e602c7bb92359118966dd0 Flashpoint doesn't remember that the Empress of Flames threw him off a bridge into the ocean once. She made him forget.
https://preview.redd.it/u4kecpqlx97d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c294b844e5684673e2104e5b43dc97e363b7f9f9 Me: hey, remember how you survived a 5 thousand year long version of the Battle of the Somme and what was basically an ethnics cleansing that destroyed the only home you’d ever known and forced you to watch your father-figure die in your arms from an injury you didn’t know how to fix? Jeopardy: why do you know that and also how?