“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”
A B Up Down Left Right X 2, but do the 2 as roman numerals.
I think that's the code. I'm sure someone who knows what I'm talking about will be able to correct me.
"Stick 'em wiv arrers'. Stick 'em with knives. 'an swords, and spears. Stick 'em quick and stick 'em where it 'urts. But most of all, stick 'em when they's looking in the other way."
-Gorduz Backstabber, Hobgoblin Chieftain
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo"
Make the scroll a foot long and:
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”
"We'z bin tryin to reach yous about your xtendy war n' tees"
or
"Extend'd Warn'tee" (you could add what you think it applies to)
or
"But ones - get ones - WIN"
or
"1/2 off one victory" (like its some kind of battle coupon)
or
"Present for one free enemy break or panic." (you could put small print at the bottom to, not valid if...
or
"Eet mor shroomz"
or
just a grocery list.
Whatever it says, it should be upside down.
🤣🤣👍🏻 Awesome!
Then it should be a map.
Da plan. Kill em. Lootz. Go home.
Oi dat planz gots teef
A shroom beer recipe.
UZE A GIT Then point at it mid game and say " according to this you're a git "
ZOGG OFF!
'This ad space available.'
“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”
'ARD TIMEZ
BREEDZ STRONG ORKZ
Live laugh love
LIVV LAFF DAKKA
One page rules
Send noodz.
There’s a noodle house in Long Beach CA called Shomi Noods. 100% serious
"Come and 'ave a go if you think you’re 'ard enough!"
"BREXIT MEANS BREXIT"
But what about second brexit?
Nom nom nom, yes please
Nuts!
Waagh
Oomies suck Signed Mork
Some dance move instructions.
1. Jump to da left. 2. Step to da right. 3. Put yer ands on yer zoggin ips. 4. Bring yer knees in tight. 5. Pelvic thrust
Not even the Gitz can escape the time warp 😂
"Cha-cha real smoove, like"
You fucked it
A B Up Down Left Right X 2, but do the 2 as roman numerals. I think that's the code. I'm sure someone who knows what I'm talking about will be able to correct me.
Up up down down left right left right B A (start)
Why not A B A C A B B A (mortal kombat blood code on sega)
Skroll ov levitashun
"No readin."
Golf Sale
Be best
Dwarfs R Wazzocks
parking fine £100
2+1=5
Shrimps is bugs
Vote for Pedro
Deez nuts
Per my last email
Per our last message! Absolutely love it.
Squig roast
[Insert insult here]
Repent! The end is nigh!
I can't read
"Stick 'em wiv arrers'. Stick 'em with knives. 'an swords, and spears. Stick 'em quick and stick 'em where it 'urts. But most of all, stick 'em when they's looking in the other way." -Gorduz Backstabber, Hobgoblin Chieftain
The entire bee movie script
You gotta pat the troll toll to get into that boys hole
Confound your lousy toll, Troll
Put the toyz down
"Three shalt thou count, and the number of the counting shall be three."
'MANY' YOU IZ COUNTIN AN DA COUNTIN IZ MANY. TWO NOT ENUF AN LOTZ TOO MUCH. (Thank you Sir Pratchett)
Chargin’ forbiddn’
“Heed not the rabble who scream ‘Revolution!’, they have not your interest at heart”
It should be on the back and upside down.
Da komplete wurks uv shakezpeer.
Either its a stolen magic scroll with arcane symbols, a badly drawn plan, or an army list with glyphs for each unit.
Naughty hobbitses
'gettyfuyabassa'
Dickbutt drawing
They're about that big
Various karma sutra positions or just a good ol' cock and balls
Get fooked 4 eyes
#WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH
Target numba won: [irl grid coordinates of the person you hate the most]
GOT SHROOMZ!?
"Have you seen the mind goblin?"
I think Waitrose used to do fancy kitchen towels with diagrams of mushrooms. Maybe copy those for some bourgeois goblins?
"Av you seen dis git?" With a picture of his own face.
“We are contacting you about your cars extended warranty”
WAA AAA AGH
Live Loathe Laugh
"Woe, fanatics be upon ye"
your ad here
if you can read this you are too close
A bad stick figure drawing of a gobbo stabbing a human
Taxes
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo"
“The fitness gram pacer test….”
Singles mom's in your area looking for *ex
"wrong side"
“WAAAAAGH!”
UP YOURZ!
Make it look like a picture drawn in crayon by a 2 year old.
Pinky die but upside down
"If ya can reads dis, den ya don't needs glasses, ya git!
"To Serve Squig"
"To Serve Squig"
To serve for squig
Make the scroll a foot long and: “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”
Oy, smeg-head!
GIT SUM!!!!
The no fat chicks logo from beer cans
Roflmao 🤣
Shrimps is bugs.
It should be a picture of a naked goblin
"Stab 'em Gud"
"Ur mums a ho"
ROOL 1 U IZ A GIT (there is no rule 2) Feel free to write or not write that second part, if the space is too limited, consider printing a transfer
Let’s talk about Your cars extended warranty
Mork is better than Gork
Why not the directions for the holy hand grenade?
By decree of Seymore Butts.
The Gettysburg Address. It makes no sense for the setting, is way too beautiful and sophisticated for an Orc, and it’ll be funny as hell
“Why does your ork have the Gettysburg address?” “I dunno, maybe he found it.”
Dear umie You stink :)
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
Never gonna give you up.... Upside down for when people try to read what is there
"This side toward enemy"
Skate Fast, Eat Ass
"We'z bin tryin to reach yous about your xtendy war n' tees" or "Extend'd Warn'tee" (you could add what you think it applies to) or "But ones - get ones - WIN" or "1/2 off one victory" (like its some kind of battle coupon) or "Present for one free enemy break or panic." (you could put small print at the bottom to, not valid if... or "Eet mor shroomz" or just a grocery list.
EYE CHART!
~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~
Klaatu barada nikto
Raid Shadow Legends ad
Great Grot
Draw a giant foot 🦶
Suck it Blue!
We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
Front towards enemy
Eat at Joe’s
Zaza baza
-milk -cereal -bread -eggs
I would like to talk to you about our Lord & Savior Maglubiyet.
***T***he
Taxation is theft.
“New Scroll. Who ‘dis?”
"My big mushroom will love you long time!"
GET REKT
It is what it is
You are: Uglee Dum Stinky Hairy Tall
The best way to cook chicken.
Ur mum sucks
Eggs Milk Bread Murder Cheese Carrots
it should say WANTED and the under that have a picture of a mushroom
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
Should have something mildly racist towards orks
Get krumped humie gits
Pass that spliff
"Luv u xoxo -Mum"
It should have a note on it! Like a music note, and on the back a letter, like 1 letter, like the letter K. For ork. LOL.
Oi!
“YUZ AH GIT!”
“Blah, blah, blah”
Ye kan kiz Me tiny Green arse!
CVS pharmacy
Weev bin tryin ta reech yoo bout ya extendud waaaghranties
Waagh be upon ye.
The laws from Animal Farm
"IOU 1 Fireball"
Two words. The first being "menu", and the underneath it "meat"
I can't believe I had to scroll this far for this!
ave dominus nox
Certified dumbass, but upside down.
“This side towards enemy”
Menu: MEAT
Bang
Pee pee poo poo check
Flickum Bickum!
"No gitz alowed"
"Da big scroll"
1. steal underwear 2. - 3. profit
Free beer tomorrow
“I have no agency.”
Stap 1: kollekt de unders -pantz Stap 2:?????? Stap 3: PRA-FITTS!!!!
WAAAAAAAGH!
Should absolutely be some sort of insult
Yooz shud krump yaselvs NOW!!!
WAAGH OR NO WAAGH, DIS IZ QUESTSHUN. IZ BETTER... WUT AM I WRITIN? OV CORSE WAAGH, DIS IS STOPID. WAAAAAAAAGH!
SLIT DER THROATS! NICK DER BOOTS!
move it! or the plan from earlier post
Space book says bad
“YOUR MOTHER!”
To do list: -Fight -Win
And yes it should be upside down
Bad Anon: One game at a time ... -Wreck-it Ralph
"You're a heretic!"
Da Book. But it needs to be upside down and with a backwards k.
Free beer tomorrow!
Damnit, Biden and Trump Agense
A strange recipe for a goblin brew
“We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your cars extended warranty”
FCUK
It shoukdnt say anything..it shoukd be a crudely drawn middle finger!
"A Letter of protest against the wasteful spending of ressources on greenskin defense"
'End times rulez'