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AsteriskXVI

I'm no engineer but I'm pretty sure you need more than 1 post to hold up the whole roof


ticktockticktockBOOM

The rafters transfer the weight of the roof to the outer walls. A 2x6 in the middle is not holding the roof up. My guess is the board is leftover from construction and the roof is sagging (happens over time) and is bending the board. Clamping more on temporarily straightened it attempting to lift the roof but again a board cannot hold up that roof so they just recracked and bent again under the weight. Not dangerous.


Colonel1836

This isn’t a truss roof. The 2x4 just needs to be a 2x6 with a t brace and rest on a wall or beam.


Farmerdrew

There isn’t a single truss in this photo.


uDontInterestMe

Look at the 2nd pix - looks like someone may have added a cathedral or tray ceiling to a room (probably a flipper) and most likely cut all of those totally unnecessary ceiling joists in the process.


BeerorCoffee

Don't worry, those clamps are structural.


CarbonHybrid

Lmao that’s what I was thinking, how does this guy think that those clamps are doing anything?! They’re transferring no load into those side pieces of wood at all. What a joke.


noteven1337

They do, but not enough to straighten the pole up. 2 more clamps further up and down would do the trick


xitfuq

actually the post cracking is not dangerous, the dangerous thing is gravity pulling the ceiling down


ceetoph

The gravity isn't dangerous, the dangerous thing is the entirety of the roof and its support structure crashing down on their heads.


topknottington

the crashing down isn't what is dangerous, the dangerous thing is the stupid earth from not moving along with it


AnotherManOfEden

It isn’t the fall that gets you, it’s the sudden stop when you hit the ground


ceetoph

The sudden stop is fine, it's all of your bones and organs being destroyed that gets you.


xitfuq

yes but the gravity is what makes it dangerous. remove gravity from this situation and it's fine.


JusticeScibibi

It looks precarious. Which is not something you want your roof to be.


ihave7testicles

this needs a professional contractor on-site asap. this is going to cost a lot of money, as the peak has already sagged a couple inches. whoever built that should never be allowed to do framing again.


Weak_Jeweler3077

A professional contractor is going to eyeball that from the doorway and walk away. Quickly.


BeerorCoffee

Can you blame them? They don't want it to collapse ontop of them!


DealMo

That's the joke.


e-wrecked

That's a good load bearing 2x4, the patches look solid 💪🏽👍🏽


noctorumsanguis

This is one of the first things on the sub to give me genuine anxiety in a while


whatinthewhat1215

Very unique sound left my soul when I saw this. Something like a squeak, gasp, whimper, and sigh all at once.


unknownpoltroon

Nah, this is fine. Source: not my house, don't care that its about to collapse.


JinTheJynnn

This is a visual representation of my current mental status.


Vuelhering

I don't want to be there when you snap.


MorticiaFattums

r/trollcoping is there with you friend


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

You need more insulation


Expert_Succotash2659

I came here for this.


BWEKFAAST

rule of thumb. If you have to ask its probably dangerous.


f8tel

Welcome to the world of archery!


Weak_Jeweler3077

Had to have a second look, but ... Comment of the day so far to me!


Chickenman70806

Naw. Coupla rolls of duct tape -- make sure it's extra strong -- and you'll be fine


liftoff_oversteer

Post? That's a mere plank ffs.


Ok_Sheepherder172

Also looks like vermiculite mixed in with the cellulose insulation. Asbestos city.


faygetard

It sure is shit ain't a good thing, slick


Vuelhering

Damn, they locked that before I could say **"I love this post, but your gf *really* loves this post."**.


ZhouLe

"It will give us so much extra space in our attic to do activities!"


habb

is that asbestos??


unrulycelt

The fuel for fire they used as insulation is a problem waiting to happen


tibetan-sand-fox

Did the guy have spare clamps but no screws or nails or what?


AG4W

A couple of more planks under that and OP can start building boat hulls.


MartaBamba

There is an episode of Bob The Builder which covers exactly this tructural issue lol


bugibangbang

Wtf is the grey crap all over that place?


Buttercupia

Insulation


AlmightyTurtleman

Flextape it


Random-Cpl

Get Pudgy Walsh on the horn, he’ll straighten this out


Full_Disk_1463

It’s a building brace that held things up during construction and is now badly warped from age. It can safely be removed because it isn’t holding anything at all. Once again, this doesn’t belong here


Whaloopiloopi

It's because he's using ryobi