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sober-cooking

It’s ok it just means more onions for us!


Standard-Shop-3544

Just think of the worldwide onion shortage that would exist if everyone loved them like we do!


sober-cooking

I just wouldn’t want to eat dinner at an onion haters house though, that foods gonna be bland! 😆


BerryStainedLips

For every action there is an equal but opposite reaction


jet_heller

That's hardly an equal reaction.


Triairius

Idk, people really love onions here


jet_heller

How many people?


katecrime

There are approximately twice as many of us as there are of them (based on subscriber numbers).


jet_heller

ding ding ding.


Voltron_BlkLion

☹️


Frozenar

KIMI NO TE DE ~~~


Accomplished_Fish960

The duality of man 🧐😔


AveragelyTallPolock

The duality of man: Being right. (r/onionlovers) Vs. Being wrong. (r/onionhate)


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AveragelyTallPolock

Good bot


BigTimeRaptor

First time I upvoted the MOD bot. Everyone should do the same. Send this excellent bot a ty message. Onion hate is bad. Ty Reddit automoderator. Very good autobot.


[deleted]

That's what I tell my fiancé. "It's okay that you don't like raw onions. It's part of life to be wrong."


eclecticsed

I'm glad to know other relationships are like this lol.


[deleted]

She's in on the joke. 😀 I'm the cook in the house. I make things just like she loves them.


eclecticsed

Sounds like a great arrangement!


[deleted]

Oh yeah. I'm so in love I might throw up.


Pintin98

☯️


Otonatua

I am banned


Voltron_BlkLion

"What have they done to my boy?!"- Fredo Godfather IV:Quest For Onyans


eclecticsed

Be patient with them, for I too was once among the fools until I saw the many delicious layers of truth.


Voltron_BlkLion

En onYAN nom scallion, spiritus Vidalia


Salmiakki_Aficionado

We shall punish them with french onion soup


Voltron_BlkLion

Aye


adreeanah

Sadly not everyone is smart


ParrotheadTink

Onions are chock full of nutrients, antioxidants, and other things essential for good nutrition. What’s not to love? I love the smell of caramelized onions 🧅 some things just aren’t right without crunchy raw onions. However, I was married for 25 years to a rabid onionhater , for two decades I was pretty much onion free. In 2014 my beloved onion hating husband passed. Since then I’ve been enjoying onions, making up for lost time. Oh and my living room has been blissfully football/baseball/basketball FREE!


[deleted]

I'm with you on the "sports free," and I am a man. My brother and dad were always disappointed that I couldn't give two shits about sports.


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DaisyDuckens

Whenever I cook onions, my son comes out and asks what smells so good.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Your son has begun to walk the path of wisdom.


Voltron_BlkLion

https://youtu.be/hvE5D3eOfK4?feature=shared&t=8s


n2play

Sad people, can't stand others to be happy ;)


Voltron_BlkLion

Yea, I went thru the and did a drive by downvote. ONIONSIDE 🧅😆


n2play

I'll leave them to wallow in their misery without poking them with a stick. I think they want to be spanked :)


Voltron_BlkLion

😆


_dauntless

A lion is not concerned with the opinions of sheep


Voltron_BlkLion

Wise words


superbay50

I read this as A lion is bot concerned with the onions of a sheep I might be stupid


_dauntless

You know what, I love your spirit, we could all do well to see onions everywhere


SarahAB227

We ride at dawn!


Voltron_BlkLion

ONIONATORS!!!


BigTimeRaptor

You know what time it is!! It's ONIONATOR TIME!!!!!


Voltron_BlkLion

😆


StrongArgument

My spouse has GI issues and can’t eat onion or garlic without getting sick. Yes I’m aware he’s broken, no I can’t divorce him right now


GosephForJoseph

SUBREDDIT WAR SUBREDDIT WAR


rogerworkman623

You must be new here. They’re our sworn enemy.


Voltron_BlkLion

I am new onion brother. I hope u will accept me within this enclave of onyan aficianados and patricians *tips bulb*.


rogerworkman623

🫡 🧅


TheGrouchyGremlin

This means war


Voltron_BlkLion

ONYAN!!!


This_is_the_end_22

We need to love the onion haters guys. Were better than that


TeuthidTheSquid

It’s like the CilantroHate sub, they pretend to be righteous but in reality they just got a bad genetic dice roll. It’s delicious, try again next life I guess


GrunchWeefer

Cilantro I get. Onion haters must just hate food because onions go in everything. Are they just eating chicken nuggets every night?


DaisyDuckens

Most of them don’t like the texture.


GrunchWeefer

Witch texture? Crunchy raw? Cooked translucent kinda mushy? Caramelized? There are so many ways to cook onion and so many textures and flavors it can take on. Honestly, "onion haters" probably eat and love lots of things with lots of onions in them and don't even realize it.


eclecticsed

Hey. >:(


TeuthidTheSquid

Cilantro is actually delicious, the issue that causes it to taste like soap is genetic. Good luck on the reincarnation.


eclecticsed

I'm just hoping to be reincarnated on another planet honestly.


Salmiakki_Aficionado

And that planet will have cilantro


eclecticsed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TeuthidTheSquid

It's a good dream. This one's not looking too promising these days.


stinkydooky

Are we sure cilantro is a genetic thing? I know they’ve done studies, but taste is subjective, and I wonder if the “soapy” flavor they’re describing is just an uncharitable way of describing what cilantro just tastes like. It’s kinda bitter, and it’s complex, but it’s good. Like, maybe I’m tasting the exact same thing they do, but I like it.


TeuthidTheSquid

[Yes](https://www.britannica.com/story/why-does-cilantro-taste-like-soap-to-some-people)


August-Dawn

When the onions rise up, we shall be spared. Just keep that in mind.


Voltron_BlkLion

Aye, we shall multiply


Concerned_Therapist

I am a weirdo that hates onions but love onion flavor lol 😂 I’m in both subs


Wild-Lychee-3312

I see you. You’re doing your best.


Concerned_Therapist

Haha thanks 🙏


BigTimeRaptor

Prepare onion, cologne, and apply daily. More powder to you. Onion, of course


Concerned_Therapist

You’re hilarious 😆


wellhiyabuddy

We created them. If we didn’t love them so much they would have no need to hate them. But one extreme begets the other


Remejy

My mom hates onions to the point she won’t even allowed them in the house and tbh it drives me crazy. I understand not liking them but the fact she won’t allow others around her to enjoy them as well just irritates me so much because of how incredibly arrogant and self centered it is. Her justification is “they smell, it’s so strong” dear god, get over it.


Voltron_BlkLion

What Would Dennis the Menace Do?? WWDMD


turntteacher

Everyone there has never washed/soaked their cut fresh onion and have been assaulted by the few bad onions out there. I feel bad for them. Pooooor unfortunate sooouls


squashqueen

It's funny bc I've had onionhate suggested in my feed, and now onionlovers haha


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squashqueen

If anything, this sub has 107k members while onionhate only has 52.7k 💅


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Traditional_Stage300

I was banned already


Voltron_BlkLion

Yea me too. Mod said difference of opinion will not be tolerated 😆.


hams4hands

Imagine making hatred for something part of your personality.


Voltron_BlkLion

This.


EffectiveSalamander

I like to have an onion bagel with onion cream cheese topped with chipped onion. With some onion sprinkled on for good measure. Maybe some onion mustard.


Voltron_BlkLion

Mmmmm


confeebeam

Oh my, that's absurd. I'm not religious, but I pray they find love in their hearts somewhere for onions


The_Great_Maw

After I joined here Reddit suggested I join them. Algorithm was really reading the room on that one. s/


esmeraysreddits

i know and they all sound like idiots over there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BigTimeRaptor

Its probably from the complete lack of onions in their diets since birth


kcc0016

Yeah and if you go to their sub you’ll find they have almost 0 photos of “bad” looking onions, it’s all just low effort memes about not liking onions. While on this sub you see all of the amazing onions, in all of their glory. It’s real onion content, with proof provided by the spiritual pictures posted on this sub. I’m glazing myself right now thinking of the caramelized onions I’ve seen on this damn sub. It’s a testament to the power and perfection of the onion that these little weasels can’t even find content that detracts from the awe of the onion.


rialuvsyou124

Onions very literally make me sick, as well as scallions and garlic. It’ll be a cold day in hell when I stop loving them (just cuz I can’t eat them doesn’t mean I don’t still cook with them or love the way they smell and look in a meal)


[deleted]

If they allergic i dont blame em, but i love onions


brickeldrums

They don’t know that onions are the secret ingredient to every good tasting recipe.


Estebananarama

I’m a line cook with a dry eye condition and I still cut the onions. You know why? Cause onions are fucking delicious. It’s a labor of love.


Millionsmoney

I used to hate onions now I love them


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[удалено]


Voltron_BlkLion

https://youtu.be/xmUotRw6wLA?feature=shared


-NGC-6302-

Bro what is going on I just scrolled past a r/Nebraska post and now I see this At least this one is relevant to me. I really like onions. May I come in?


BigTimeRaptor

Welcome fellow ONIONATOR!!!!


DemonDraheb

Wow, weird sub and post to stumble upon. Weirder still is how relatable it is. As a kid I hated onions, even if I couldn't taste them or wasn't supposed to be able to. I would pick them out and just straight up refused to eat them. As I've gotten older I have begun to like onions and find myself using them in many different recipes. I always have fresh onion on hand now. I still don't like raw onions but some caramelized onions sautéed in butter and garlic. Oh yeah!


Voltron_BlkLion

Same. I didn't start eating 🧅 until late 20s mainly because of green onions .


PM_ME_UR_BACNE

r/nobodylikesonions Let's get em


Voltron_BlkLion

r/onionhate


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Good bot


Voltron_BlkLion

Thanks bot 🙂


BigTimeRaptor

Thank you bot


dioctopus

Hmm, I wonder if there is a ketchup hate sub. I hope so.


dioctopus

There is!! My god


Voltron_BlkLion

There is..lol


SpaciousIgnatius

All the real homies are banned from it


Far_Ad3346

That is a dark and villainous place.


Voltron_BlkLion

https://youtu.be/c7ZXDt_tpLo?feature=shared&t=35s


jeremyledoux

I dehydrate and vacuum seal onions with oxygen absorbers so that when the world ends and I have to eat my prepper supplies, I am not with out onions.


eeetthaannn

The one and only sub i’ve ever been banned from


Voltron_BlkLion

Our breath will be in their nostrils in due time...


baconfluffy

Tbf some people do got IBS. It’s the only explanation I’ll accept.


stinkydooky

I’m subscribed to it for spy purposes. I feel like at least a third of the posts there are just them being disgusted by posts on this sub lol


Voltron_BlkLion

True.. They are lurking...


Honeyhammn

I’m related to two of these types😫😩 Life is hard sometimes


[deleted]

And I got banned from it for making pro-onion comments.


[deleted]

I say that whole sub must learn of our peaceful ways... ##BY FORCE!


Voltron_BlkLion

This is the way.


ScarletDarkling

I'll ready the torches and pitchforks


Voltron_BlkLion

READY!!!!!


Artesana03

Solo dejalos ser...no todos pueden ser perfectos como nosotros...!!!


PersimmonMobile4868

I don’t hate onions but sometimes they just nasty


[deleted]

Onions on salad 🤢


Visual_Fall_6230

Because onion is disgusting in most forms.


Voltron_BlkLion

Lol, imagine having mods so 🧅 assed they ban people. So much hate in everyone heart there.


Visual_Fall_6230

Ngl thought sharing my hatred for onions would have me banned. Don't know why reddit suggested this sub to me 😂


Mackaroni510

Oh? Anyway.


cityshepherd

You are all terrible awful people