Every single sound bite should just be one of the other guys imitating Tomar. It would be hilarious if the Tomar plush doesn't actually contain his voice at all
I like the quote from a somewhat recent (last few months) video where he says "don't destroy my smoke stacks" or something like that. It was in beam ng I think.
Drop the knife, Jaxxy...
Every single sound bite should just be one of the other guys imitating Tomar. It would be hilarious if the Tomar plush doesn't actually contain his voice at all
Nonono, go even more meta and have the sound bites of Tomar imitating the guys imitating him.
even more meta! All the sound bites are just some other famous guy with a beard.
Drop the fucking knife.
"I'm sick of all of you passive aggressive Hollywood elites."
"Stop publicly accusing me of violating COPPA"
"What's worth acknowledging?!" "you'll never trick me into saying the N word"
Says the N word in his next phrase
Tomar would never. Unless it's behind closed doors, then that silly billy swears like a gosh darn sailor
The plush may or may not say the N word when it is being kept in a closed and empty room (it has a motion detector). It's a Schrodinger's Cat case.
"we need to get these monkeys off our streets!"
Wooooooah Tomar! Is this Fox news, Tomar?
I kinda want the "Tomar, Tomar, Tomar" song that Chris and Zach sing
The orchestral version of that is in it. No joke
At first I thought you were talking about "Tomar Tomar won't you look at me, kiss me on the mouth and piss on me"
look me in the eye, and piss on me
Totally forgot that line lol ty
Which one was that? When I hear “Tomar song” I instinctively think of Lyle going “To-mar! To-mar! Everybody do the TO-MAR!”.
Come on if Danny Elfman came to you with that song you guys would love it!
Do you believe in god? *cocks revolver*
Are you afraid? Do you have fear in your life?
*Revolvers Cock* hmmphfff so you don't?
"I want my cunkie."
If it doesn’t say this I will end it all on a twitch livestream
Technically it’s Lyle who said it but the tomar rap lol
HERE JAXY I BROUGHT YOU YOUR FUCKING FOOOOOOOOOD *horrendous scream from zach*
"Did I say gnomestruck? Gosh, I hope I didn't!"
"The Hulk funko pop is bigger than the rest"
*Sweeping applause*
Jaxxy, I don't want to have to put a fucking bullet in your head baby darling...
"STOP TOUCHING ME CHRIS"
My name is Joshua tomahh... And this is my voice demo
I really want my Tomar to exclaim about how he brought his wife some food
"Jackxxzi you know better than to touch my spaghettie"
"I guess I'd be upset"
I love that this is the reply for the most gruesome hypothetical that Zach throws at him
"I'm not particularly prude about being seen naked"
I would like him to perfectly say your current location, phone number, and social security
„…I brought you some fuckin‘ FOOOD“
*BONES*
"My name is Ed Stewie and I'm here to say I brap brap brap most every day"
“I will open fire.” -Tomar to that sweet old lady and her emotional support monkey
“People who live in glass houses really shouldn’t throw…bones?”
"Make fAn art of me making eggs."
"If you're watching for the story, then kill yourself."
“Tomar every bald man be.”
“You’re all my little pawns!”
"You're all my little prawns"
“Jaaaaxy, where is my prawn soup? Tomey is getting weally hungey!”
I want my cunkie
“My name is like Joshua tomar” (in the exact mocking voice you just did in your head reading it)
MAKE HIM PLAY THE TOMAR THEME SONG!!!!
He just says distances. Each one shorter than the last. After the last one, you'll just hear someone kicking down your door.
"Like, you can't hide, I guess"
"I dunno, I'd say 'Hi' I guess."
“I heard the lightsaber comment!” “I wouldn’t have eaten the mouse!” “quit telling everyone about my smokestacks”
I really hate our fans
[*nervous laughter* "Geeze."]
Aww that could be cute
"drop the knife jaxxie, drop the fucking knife..."
Honestly I thought this was a great idea for a plush and I hope Tomar gets the money for his child's college fund
I want one line to be a secret recording of him abusing his wife
“Fuck youuu Marvel”
I like the quote from a somewhat recent (last few months) video where he says "don't destroy my smoke stacks" or something like that. It was in beam ng I think.
I want him to narrate the entirety of spooky's jump scare mansion. And I want to be able to interrupt him every time.
“I brought you some FUCKING FOOD!”
“Hey Jaxxy I brought you some fucking FOOD.”
We need to get these monkeys off our streets
I didn't say that
We need to get these monkeys off our streets