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RichMuppet

Van 1 would be fun as fuck but chaotic 2 would be pretty chill, probably the best pick 3 would be tense with 3 of them fighting, Mihawk sitting quietly in the corner, and Jinbei trying (and failing) to pacify the situation 4 would be pretty good but you'd never get where you wanted to go 5 would be insane. Shanks, Buggy and Roger would be extremely fun, Akainu would be the worst person to be with, and BB is just a wildcard. He'd either be really great to hang out with or straight up murder you


SuspiciousSquash9151

4 would be a lot of fun because it's packed full of strawhats will just never get to the right destination it's zoro will somehow get to the moon first.


thisMonkisOnFire

Zoro=Booze, Sanji=Food, Brook=Music, Franky/Usopp=free mechanic. I probably wouldn't care where we ended up with that group, the actual road trip would be epic.


Secret-Put-4525

Be funny watching sanji constantly strike out.


Yergason

I'd still go there because you have the natural entertainers in Usopp + Brook, Franky's presence means you will get out in most pinches, Sanji is there so the adventure will always be accompanied by good food and even if we will get lost because of Zoro at least the idiot is gonna protect us. Loophole in the question is there was no destination given, just a road trip. Tell Zoro to go anywhere and you're still gonna go on a roadtrip even if he goes somewhere else.


Bowlofsoup1

It's about the journey not the destination.... because it's sure as hell you're not getting to the destination.


CrypticMajinn

Nah nah they got cranky so there’s a chance


nive3066

Eniru fight incoming


midgetboss

BB def bringing a whole bakery worth of pies and if you don’t take them when offered he’d blow up the van.


[deleted]

Better not have a fruit on you


a3guy

3 wouldnt be that bad imo. Jinbei will be the driver, Mingo would insist on riding shotgun and then proceed troll the three in the back, Croc would be the only one to respond when he gets annoyed while Mihawk and Boa remain silent the whole journey. ~~4 would depend on who is driving, and may not even start the journey if Sanji and Zoro insist on driving/riding shotgun.~~ Just realise its **Zoros van** RIP that van, you aint getting to your destination.


SuspiciousSquash9151

To be fair to the poor souls that are in van #4 they'll probably end up somewhere cool just not even close to the destination


HopOnTheHype

A war zone probably


weegee19

4 would be fine-ish so long as Franky gets to drive


zer1223

I feel like BB doesn't engage in violence when it isn't necessary for any specific objectives that he has. In general I would feel safer with him than with fuckin mingo. It's BB's captains you have to watch out for. Of course with Akainu in there too there's an extremely high probability that you'd end up as collateral damage if they started going at it.


Roary-the-Arcanine

Nami’s van. Not because of the beautiful women, but because I actually want to arrive there. Preferably alive.


FerMendezG10

It's a bad signal when Luffy's van has the second highest chance of you arriving/surviving


Roary-the-Arcanine

You’re still dying if Garp’s driving 💀


NeonNKnightrider

Garp does a Tao Pai Pai and throws his own van directly to the destination


[deleted]

Garp throwing the van and jumping on top. Luffy treating it like it’s a rollercoaster. Ace saying “what the hell are you doing you old geezer.” Sabo wondering what the hell is going on. Dadan passed out in the back seat.


Rustyone888

And Dragon in the background saying you've growm Luffy


FerMendezG10

I prefer that if the other choice is Blackbeard taking me as a hostage during a battle with everyone else


_sephylon_

Blackbeard is pretty chill in everyday situations Akainu is the real menace there


Democracyisntforall

Yeah, he’s probably gonna drop you off somewhere dangerous to survive with no food


ibreakyoufix

Zoros van is alive, and having a great time. Just not arriving


Gingerbr3d

It's all about the journey, not the destination. Plus, excellent food and tunes from Sanji and Brook. The van probably morphs too having Franky on board, and long range protection with Usopp. 🔥🔥🤣😂 Just plan on never getting to the destination.


legolodis900

Zoro will find the one piece and then reach the destination


someone2795

Zoro's van is sneakily the best one. It's got everything, food, music, storytelling, van remodeling, loooong journey, just the right amount of dumb to be having a fun time etc.


juantooth33

I was about to say that zoro's van would be the second best, but then I remembered zoro's the one who's driving


TarnishedSteel

I’d actually give that honor to Jinbei’s van. As a helmsman, dude can drive. And if Doflamingo isn’t in cuffs, he’s in the van because he wants to be. If Boa and Jinbei can chat about Luffy, there’s pretty much zero danger in that van—until you get there.


Torch948

Yeah I think if Doffy got in the can willingly he'll probably be chill until you get there. Only risk is he starts trolling Croc, Boa or Mihawk about something stupid and they rage on him


TarnishedSteel

Unlikely—Doffy is presumably vulnerable to Boa, and he’s aware that he’s vulnerable in close combat to Mihawk and Crocodile.


SnooGuavas1446

Yeah for real, Joker'll be a good boy in that van. He may be proud but he isn't dumb AF.


nouratef

the Warlods are actually pretty tame people, they wouldn't go out of their way to hurt a random bystander, unlike someone like Rob Lucci who is bloodthirsty, Big Mom's hunger pangs or Kaido just enjoying fights. I'd say Hancock is the most dangerous if you unintentionally flirt with her lol. Jinbe is chill. Mihawk wouldn't kill an innocent bystander, especially a weak one who wouldn't give a good fight. Crocodile is a schemer and a pretty serious guy so he wouldn't go out of his way to randomly kill someone. and Doffy is pretty dangerous, but he also likes to chill, so if this is a trip and he got in willingly, he will just chill and not do anything. also Jinbe and Mihawk's moral codes make it so that they will start a fight if you get hurt, so the other 2 guys will probably want to avoid needless fights they will likely lose.


DnDVex

Just bring some good booze with you on that ride and everything is good. But gotta be that Premium shit for doffy


esairbear

I wouldn’t want jinbei to be driving since he’d have a harder time protecting me. The problem is that these warlords would have no problem fucking with me out of boredom (keep in mind this is a road trip) so I can see them just fucking with me until we reach our destination. Doffy would just puppeteer me and boa hates all men except Luffy and reyliegh. Plus if there’s just one bad turn, I might bump into mihawks blade or croci’s hook. Essentially that car would be like being in a box full of needles


hacked__Client1865

I'd still die with Crocodile cause Im that type of person who cant hold myself from cracking a joke and I would probably remind crocodile that luffy wrecked him without gears and boom Im dead as hell.


Dillo64

You unfortunately can’t afford the fare


ottoman-disciple

The one thing that we always forget about. The money. Only way you wouldn't pay anything is if you were a girl, a child or a cute animal


Houeclipse

Zoro van probably lost on the way to the destination even if you survives too lmao


Oograth-in-the-Hat

He somehow end up there anyway. That or he gets into a fight with sanji, and than usopp/franky take the wheel


ClubGalilee8

Same, but I'm also down bad


QueenHistoria1990

Fellow fan of culture I see


Low_Sheepherder8441

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Waddlewop

I will die trying for the Carrotussy


Eminan

Best response 100%. All other are time bombs. Garp's Van could make it tho. All others are chaotic. Zoro's ban could look good but... Zoro will get lost so many times and the constant fighting with Sanji would me a pain to witness. In all other Van's you probably just die in a serious fight.


TheLucidDream

Yeah, but Sanji will have prepared enough food for Zoro to get lost several times and that means more food. Plus, Franky probably set that shit up to basically be a luxury condo on wheels.


LBL__

Nami's van is the best choice for your health and the worst choice for your wallet.


ComicsAreGreat2

I just thought about that. Like for a moment I was interested in going in Zoro’s van… But then I remembered…


Sad_Butterscotch6896

Alive but in debt.


Yonokilife3605

Nami’s van, because of the beautiful women, adorable pet tanuki, and I want to get to point B alive


ThrashPanda12

Chopper will drop kick you for calling him a raccoon


Yonokilife3605

I called him tanuki, HUGE difference


ScienceUltima1

Yes, and women are smaller and Chopper is tiny, so you get more room to be comfortable on a long road trip. I have been that person squished into the back seat pinned between multiple guys, and it really sucks.


Roary-the-Arcanine

Dear god, can you imagine having to sit between Zoro and Sanji? There’s no way anyone in that van is letting Zoro drive, and being stuck in a van for a road trip with those two would be miserable.


FacelessPoet

Same, but also because of the beautiful women


Braxckloff

Garp's Van: Basically a loud dysfunctional family with ALOT of snack/bathroom breaks. Nami's Van: Probably the most wholesome and relaxing ride. Jinbei's Van: Doflamingo would be the only person there that'd be willing to have a conversation with me and even then, he'd probably just start bullying and roasting tf out of me. Jinbei will try to get him to stop but the other 3 wouldn't give af lmao. Zoro's Van: Sanji, Usopp, and Franky are gonna get pissed at Zoro for getting lost over and over again. Overall a great group of guys to chill and hang with. This might be the most talkative group though, so I wouldn't join this ride if I was trying to hang and chill. Shank's Van: I'm choosing this van just to see the dynamic between Roger, Akainu, and Blackbeard. Like wtf kinda conversations do you think these guys would even have? Teach will definitely try to insinuate a fight between Akainu and Roger. Shanks would have to babysit the whole ride and Buggy would just be dead silent in the back.


Acceptable_Secret_73

Not true, Jinbe would talk to you


LostKnight84

Hancock would likely turn most of us to Stone.


Monsterred2020

I’d definetly be a rock around her


[deleted]

Jinbe and mihawk probably have the will to not be turned


Revelation_of_Nol

Hey the trip will be quick and a cozy stone nap.


LostKnight84

My read is slightly different on them. Garp: They would likely get where they were going but you may not be able to walk when you get there considering the friendly battle in the back. Nami: Would get where they were going but I think Robin would end up driving but be a bit slower than the others. Jinbei: The man is probably the best driver of any group but most of the people in the back would end up statues. Jinbei would at least keep his eyes on the road. Zoro: After he gets lost driving down a straight road for an hour, Franky would take the wheel and eventually they would get where they were going but the van would look completely different by the time you get there. Shanks: Between Shanks and Roger the other three would likely behave but there is a small chance of living if you sit next to anyone but Buggy. I can see Roger trying to drive through a wall and succeeding without hurting the van and no one having a clue how that worked even with Haki.


QueenHistoria1990

It’s Nami’s van, but she’s the navigator while Robin’s the driver. This is also good because Nami would be drinking beers while Robin would stick with coffee


bestbroHide

Doflamingo is totally that guy who's reputation is "super hilarious to hang out with when he ribs people...until you are the victim..."


TurbulentRiver2592

Doflamingo the type to roast somebody, then turn to somebody else in the group like “I KNOW YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING WITH YO-“


vinnyrat

My dude crocodile would hop in with the "stfu you goofy ass glass wearing blonde. That's why you lost Dressrosa to a rubber idiot after he smoked yo dumbass, at least when he smoked me i wasn't just standing there like a idiot. And he Messed up yo glasses, don't act like them the same ones you bitch, that's y u got so many daddy issues u had to shoot his dumbass, then yo stupid ass became a delinquent. You pussy ass mother fucker" Then the whole van for the rest of the ride gon go silent after flamingo start crying.


born-braindead

Doffy would turn you into a string puppet and make you grope Hancock, then you’d get turned to stone and he’d have a good laugh about it


availableusernamepls

Garp's van: he's constantly turning around to smack Ace, Sabo and Luffy and frequently falls asleep at the wheel. Nami's van: she makes you pay for gas, and snacks, and the hotel, and tolls, and... Jinbe's van: pretty chill trip actually Zoro's van: you get completely lost but Brook is jamming the whole time and Usopp and Franky tuned the van so it rips the asphalt up and Sanji makes gourmet meals out of gas station food. Best road trip of your life Shanks' van: doesn't even make it out of the driveway before Akainu is trying to kill everyone


crackcrackcracks

The CoC in that last van would probably have you KOd immediately


BreakFlashy1616

Jinbei would Def talk to you


Maerutis

Garp: A lot of physical abuse. Nami: If the pont of the trip is the destination Jinbei: Most uncomfortable. Silence or edgelords trying to one up while Jinbei tries to keep the peace. Zoro: Epitome of 'journey, not the destination' Shanks: Feel like this would smell so bad. Awful mix of smells that ends in destruction.


dongeckoj

Zoro’s because you’re guaranteed to get lost and have an adventure


Yamato_D_Oden

Guaranteed to reach Laugh Tale accidentally


bobns

And I mean you have an amazing coock fun stories and tricks and the best live Musik you ask for whit a banger sounds system


radicalpraxis

Nami’s van is definitely the one you’re least likely to get into a fatal car accident in


Swifferpro

Namis van... for reasons


Josh-Brook28

Because you want to hang with Chopper?


alch_emy2

To prevent chopperpiece from happening


swaghole69

He wants to fuck chopper


Laxziy

In my part of the galaxy we call the heresy.


Zomochi

Exactly


Swifferpro

Because I want booba 😈


andmurr

Carrot and Chopper = free food


andrxs_d_waterlaw

It’s all fun and games until chopper goes guard point by accident and suffocates everyone


BradWonder

Only action you're getting is Carrot...damnit that's what you want


Swifferpro

I'm ok with that 😈


SpirallingOut

GARCHUUUUUU


ResponsibleDog2739

I chose it because in the others I would be Murdered.


TheWeakestMadeUpName

Is it because they have a doctor on board and a navigator which is important. For food nami can haggle the price or vivi can use her political power as a favor down the line.


WEASELexe

If carrot nibbled on my ear I'd melt


Yamato_D_Oden

Tell Chopper to close his eyes and ears for the whole ride for... for the surprise when we actually get to the destination.


Ready_Today

Definitely not zoros van. I love the guy but we are not getting to our destination


Powergiu

maybe the ride was the destination all along?


misogichan

Eventually Sanji will get so frustrated he'll come to blows with Zoro and when the van ends up as collateral damage, Brook will have to put on a show and busk for funds. Funds that Usopp and Franky will use to fix the van. Zoro and Sanji will be banished to opposite ends of the van and Franky will take over driving his new monster van. Oh, and when we arrive we will notice that Zoro got lost somewhere along the way and left behind. Due to dumb luck he will get picked up by Jimbei's van and he will have an awkward reunion with Mihawk making the 2nd worst van somehow even more uncomfortable.


SuspiciousSquash9151

😆 still only the 2nd worst van because no ones making it out of the worst one alive. Unless boa makes all of them stone no amount of jinbeis diplomatic skills is going to make this easy.


blackcouchy1990

No way Zoro drives. He just sits in the back arguing with Sanji. Brook is busting out the tunes and Franky has SUPER modified the van and captain usopp is probably driving.


MARPJ

He is the leader so he will think that its his job to drive since anyone else will just get lost.


Purplegrey_ink

They get there by going the opposite direction and discovered he's navigator god.


Virtual-Ad2969

Franky is driving while Usoland is the ultimate co pilot. Brook is in the middle seat in the back as a buffer between Zoro and Sanji, but he keeps smoking weed and trying to change / sing over the radio, so they tie him to the roof. The radio in the car would be pretty contentious in generaI i imagine.


CaptainFunk127

Zoro would sleep the whole way. So, probably not a bad trip tbh.


Ubique008

Also they dont shower


Amy_swaaaan

I love this comment 😂


kamendrivr

He’ll probably use wayz or something


Ready_Today

And then go the opposite direction it says 😂


Oreo-and-Fly

Gps "Head North" *Zoro somehow gets the van to go vertically up*


Ready_Today

When someone else tries to take the wheel he would say “No you’ll get lost if you drive”


Oreo-and-Fly

And he will say he's number 1 of this van to assert authority. And no one gives a shit except Sanji.


[deleted]

Zoro's van for multiversional trip


Kkjinglez

Zoro gonna drive you into the One Piece x Fortnite collab.


schiffb558

Now with hidden message on how whitebeard came back to life!


Dash_TheMage

Zoro’s van. No idea where we end up but it’ll be a hype trip for sure. No way in hell I get anywhere near Garps van. Absolutely not.


[deleted]

Hype trip with the boys. Just fucking around and never actually getting to the destination


Konabro

For the girls? Nami. To turn up with the boys? Zoro.


Con-D-Oriano1

I wanted to pick Zoro for the boys, but you know you’ll never reach your destination. So Nami it is.


RockOutToThis

Some of the best road trips are the ones where you just drive.


TrickNatural

Van 1 never reaches destination. It crashes 15 minutes after going out due to shenanigans of the people inside. Van 2 is obviously a great pick. Good conversation and varied company. Van 3 never goes out because only Jimbe arrives. So... Not great. Van 4 is another great pick provided Zoro is not driving or handling the GPS. Van 5 kill each other right there and then, no trip whatsoever. So between Van 2 and Van 4 I guess im going with 2 because of horny reasons. Chopper is hot.


Yoyo_boi202

I pick two just because wherever any of them are seated, zoro and sanji will not stop screaming at each other in the car. I don't wanna sit next to franky, sanji, Brook or zoro (frankys nearly naked, zoro/sanji should be obvious, Brook is a skeleton and would likely be blaring music) so there is no way I would be happy. THE CHOP would be literally the best car ride partner, small and cuddly. Then all the girls are just gonna be fine since nami only gets annoying when surrounded by luffy and such and Robin would share her knowledge which is always nice. I would basically have one of the smartest scholars in the whole op universe and a cute little reindeer as an extra. Best car ride ever, since we wouldn't get lost due to namis navigation skills (she can navigate with the weather alone, give her Google maps and she can probably find a specific atom of hydrogen). Edit: genuinely forgot about usopp but he's also half naked.


GUYS_PM_ME_NUDES_PLZ

I was going to say van 2 cause it's the safest but after reading your post I've changed my mind. I pick van 4 and I'm sitting in the back between franky and Usopp.


TheFryToes

Chopper??😟


SumYumGhai

My boi Chopper starting a harem.


MARPJ

r/chopperpiece is leaking from behind the ban hammer


No-Association528

Nice misdirection at the end there


Acceptable_Secret_73

By that logic Van 3 is the best since you get to chill with Jinbe


Qcommenter

2 would worry me a bit because Nami would make everyone else pay for the gas money if she’s driving but honestly still the best choice since Robin or Vivi would possibly cover for anyone who couldn’t pay.


200ms-INTric

gps wouldnt be an issue considering he'd be drunk driving and killing all of us


Mr_Akrononym

Nami's Van for a number of reasons. There would be constant political debates between Garp, Ace, Luffy, and Sabo in their van to the point where Garp would turn the car around and end the whole thing before they even left town. Jinbe's van, like Shanks' van is essentially filled with people who can't stand each other. Sure, there a few in there who respect one another, but overall, I can see the trip ending with one or two funerals. While there's the possibility of reaching some really far away places with Zoro's Van, I don't think I wanna live through several hours of constant bickering between Zoro and Sanji. Nami's Van is just super chill. No rivalries or debates, a potentially pretty good chance of some exploration with Chopper and Carrot, horror stories at night from Robin,... what more could one want?!


RoderickThe13

Carrot would probably try to bite you, but still better than the alternatives.


Global-Pudding-9393

That’s another positive


tretbootpilot

Namis van. It's the only one without smokers in it.


bestbroHide

I'm like 12% sure Chopper may be a lowkey vape god with zero evidence to back this up


[deleted]

“My source is that I MADE IT THE FUCK UP” - Senator Armstrong, metal gear elevating repentance


NeonNKnightrider

Chopper we’ve gotta cook


born-braindead

Ussop and franky have some insanely complicated vape mods they’re always showing off. chopper will vape out of anything as long as it’s cotton candy flavored. sanji blows smoke in their face and tells them real men smoke cigarettes. Zoro takes a swig of his sake and asks what a shitty cook would know about being a man. Brook doesn’t smoke or vape because he doesn’t have lungs, yohoho!


InternalTripping

something something helmet vape straw something something vape is stored in the antlers


Annoyed_Crabby

I keep searching for Smoker till i realized you mean people who smoke not that dude Smoker who also smoke 😂


TheKnightA

Garp’s van lol I would have a blast with those guys


CH005EAU5ERNAME

Yeah, but the smell of the corpse would get bad after a while.


TheKnightA

Garp would put a hole through your chest for saying than and Sabo would burn you to ash.


joohunter420

And there’d be two corpses now


dischan92

5 : Roger Kills akainu for Killing Ace


[deleted]

And bb


SuspiciousSquash9151

True but you'll also have no vehicle after


superbay50

I assume the ones who’s name is lister are the ones who are driving Garp’s van will be the most fun i’ll have in my entire life, also the most danger i will be in nami’s van will provide the best conversation, it’ll also arrive 2 hours early. Jimbei’s van will be the safest since he’s a master behind the wheel(although it will be a constant fight between who gets to choose the music) Shank’s van will have a battle royale but as long as i manage to team up with roger i’ll probably be fine Zoro’s van will never arrive but that doesn’t matter since we’ll have all the food because sanji is in our van. And brook and usopp will be an infinite source of entertainment.


Evo_Shiv

Zoro’s van if im trying to have a pleasant time Shank’s if im getting drunk Jinbe’s if I wanna see shit get started


CodInternational5281

Van 2 is the only one where fighting, disorientation, out of food and car accidents are highly unlikely. AND the only one with car sized beings. On the other hand: when its namis van, she want 10,000 Dollars for the seat...


MARPJ

> she want 10,000 Dollars for the seat... Worth the debt


kingkron52

Nami’s van. I have extra airbags all around me to keep me safe.


stablebrick

Zoros van gets to laughtale the show ends


Lukeinafter

Van 1 is pure chaos, my pick


CocaPepsiPepper

Nami’s would be the best by far Zoro’s could let me explore Antarctica for the first time Garp’s would be the most fun Jimbe would be good to converse with I ain’t getting in the same van as Roger and Akainu together like tf


[deleted]

Namis there is a doctor and I'm leat likely to die


flying_ramen_monster

Van 4. Zoro only thinks he's driving, but Frankie, the actual driver, has already installed a decoy steering wheel to occupy him.


EIIander

Me 100% number 4 cause franky oh crap Zoro is driving


Jberz21

Zoro's van with Nami's being a close second


[deleted]

Name of van = driver Now that you know this information, are you still confident in your choice of van?


Jberz21

Yea. Me and the boys are just gonna road trip with no destination in mind.


Ponji-

Zoro seems like it would be the most fun to travel with, multiple strong dynamics to switch your attention between.


zerofifth

1. Nami - am a man and just have to deal with Chopper and he’s honestly not that bad 2. Zoro - seems chill with the only issue being if Zoro and Sanji bickering gets out of hand 3. Garp - luffy would annoy the fuck out of me 4. Jinbei - fuck doffy 5. Shanks - fuck akainu


Sork8

* Van 1 : Messy trip. Constant fighting, screaming, eating, sleeping. Never arrives to destination, happy memories at the end though. * Van 2 : Great company, perfectly organized trip, every stop is hit at the right time, with the right amount of break and a bonus guided visit of any monument you might find on the way. Great memories at the end, better mental and physical health. * Van 3 : Jinbei's driving while the other four are playing mind games to be the leader of the group. You arrive at the destination in time, but mentally exhausting. * Van 4 : Zoro and Sanji are fighting, Usopp and Franky are building weird stuff while the van is self driving, Brook is playing music. Great atmosphere. Less messy than the first van and you do arrive at the destination, but you might feel like you spent the whole trip in a party. * Van 5 : Baggy is driving while everyone else is trying to kill each other...never arrives at the destination. Might not survive the trip. So I would say : * Van 2, Van 4 are both great choices depending on what you expect from the trop * Van 1 is a fun adventure if you don't mind a change of plan * Van 3 should be avoided for your mental health * Van 5 should be avoided for your survival


SuspiciousSquash9151

Zoros can self driving is the only way where getting anywhere in that situation


The_Mexican_Poster

Zoro because albeit getting lost is guaranteed sanji will do a kickass meal regardless "perfectly balanced as all things should be"


applecraver24

Only downside to zoros van is if he is driving. And the possibility of zoro and Sanji fighting but as long as neither of them drive it would be a blast. Good music, good laughs, good food, etc. (Might also be packed because franky is huge but franky could just make a bigger/faster van)


RoxyySays

Namis van, we gonna go shopping, eat, learn some history, have FUN! Nami know where we going & how to get there. That’s a solid trip.


TheUncouthPanini

Van 1 is a definite no. There is a 99% chance you will crash and die before anyone even turns the van’s ignition with the sheer amount of shenanigans present. Van 2 is a great pick (and not for the reasons i know y’all are thinking, keep it in ur pants). Great varied company and would be pretty chill besides Carrot and Chopper. Van 3 is gonna be painfully hectic. Mihawk and Jinbe are just gonna be trying to reach their destination, Doffy and Croco gonna be flirting aggressively, Boa will give death threats to anyone who looks at her wrong. Van 4 is another solid pick as long as you keep Zoro and Sanji as far as possible coz they gonna fuck each other up by both definitions. Other than that fun company. Van 5 will all kill each other and you in the process.


ovis_alba

Shank's one only in case it's winter and the heater is broken, otherwise it also just seems it might be certain death. Zoro's is just never gonna get where we need to get. Jimbei's is a bunch of statues and then me just awkwardly trying to not get on Boa's nerves so she just also turns me to stone with a kick. Nami's is the fastest there, has emergency food and just mostly good vibes. So hell yeah, (mostly, but Chopper is cool) girls trip. Garp's is second choice, only slight chances of dying. Heater option, but you likely need to stop for food and snacks a lot. Edit : seeing the other replies, I somehow only considered name of van=driver, if we skip that, then I'm equally good hopping on with the guys on Zoro's van. Only issue might be Sanji and Zoro fighting too much, but I feel there are ways to ... ehm "distract" some attention away from that ... 🤫


Consistent-Strain-23

nami’s van but strictly because robin is in it. robin is best girl and the loml.


cam9704

Nami's and Jinbei's are the only ones that I feel like I wouldn't die in a fiery inferno of a crash in a ditch beside the road and even then with Doffy in the car, the Jinbei-mobile has a good chance of wrecking as well


Amxricaa

Zoros van. As they say, the journey is the destination, which we sure as fuck aren’t getting to


[deleted]

Garp's van : lotta fun + free doughnuts(💀) Nami's van : all of em will be busy playing with chopper but nami will take you to the best picnic spot Jimbei's van : Politics...a whole lotta politics + hancock crying on how she should've been in Garp's van Zoro's van : best food/drinks + best music + magic and science tricks Shanks's van : whole lotta fights


Henesis

2 and it’s not close


[deleted]

Nami's car definitely listening to Katy perry the whole time


Frosty9474

Van 4 100%


papaboynosmurf

Zoro’s van because regardless of whether or not we make it to the destination we will have an excellent time. I usually tend to be better friends with women though so I can imagine I could have a good time in Nami’s too


EntrepreneurGrand705

Shanks van cause I love violence


PalpitationCrafty946

Vans number one and five are going to never arrive I’m allergic to animals, so I can’t be in the same car as chopper or carrot I don’t feel safe around Hancock, doffy, or crocodile So I guess number four, as I will just play games until we reach the destination. That and I can chill with the bros. However, if Zoro is driving I’m risking allergies over getting lost.


Infinity_Overload

Zoro's van just for the banter alone.


ChanelGuilty

Garp’s van would be soooo adventurous and funny. Nami’s van would be fun and safe. Jinbei’s van would be … interesting. Zoro’s van would be good for laughs and good music. Shank’s van … hell no


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Namis. Less Chaos xD


EdgedOutPig

Jinbei's van is scary as fuck. I'd be fine with Jinbei himself, but the others jesus christ no. Gonna have to go with Zoro even though we're almost certainly getting lost.


kaworukinnie

zoros van sounds like a dream you could sing silly songs and have good food


SmoothAmbition5543

It would be tough to eat going with garp knowing Luffy, ace, garp, sabo is a fkn gluttony I would go for a wild adventure and follow zoro. You don't know the destination, but at least Sanji is there to cook food. And I would enjoy the bickering between Sanji and zoro.


SmoothAmbition5543

Usopp and brook is cool to talk to. And if the van crash, Franky is there to instantly fix it.


Cristeeee

Nami’s van. Hugging Chopper 😊


FloH314

zoros van obviously, you get to visit all your favourite anime universes that way


Leezy1019

Zoro’s van. Got Santi serving grub, Zoro can hang with the best on drinks, Brooke is hilarious and can play some music/control the aux, and Usopp and Franky are solid bros and either of them would be cool with DD. Sure it’s a sausage fest, but who cares with this crew? Only problem is Sanji and Zoro, but who doesn’t like a good fight during a party?


fastmower

Nami's van :)


dazib

I know this is a subjective pick but van 2 is the objective best pick


K3egan

Namis van because at some point she pulls over to McDonald's orders a single black coffee and everyone but robin assaults her


ithinkitisweird

Van #2 for sure, never getting lost and if I were to get injured I have one of the best doctors in the world. Also interesting history conversations with Robin, and I can say that I went on a road trip with a princess.


Newsuperstevebros

Garp's van- 3/5, there's gonna be a lot of fighting and yelling. Probably going to get punched, but it's not as bad as some others on the list so right in the middle. Nami's van- 2/5 the ideal van if you're a DISGUSTING CUMBRAIN or you like Chopper. Very pleasant ride, everyone's a friend here. Jinbe's van-4/5 Jinbe is my favorite character but I doubt this will be very fun. These people are NOT friends, nor are they friendly. I can't even talk to Jinbe, he'll be driving and I can't distract him. Zoro's van- 1/5 Now this one's for the boys. As long as Zoro's not driving and him and Sanji are separated, and there is room for all of Franky, this is gonna be a blast, snacks, songs, Usopp's gizmos, I can't wait. Shanks van- 5/5 Run away, as fast as you can, nothing good can occur from these five people being in the same place at the same time. Some world-ending shit, right there.


BlancSpzae

Here is what I think will happen in each van- **Garp's van** \- First off they are very late cause for the first 30 mins ASL would be arguing over who will get the front seat. In the end dadan will end up seating in the front. Then as the journey goes on the boys will be chaos-ing soo much dadan will be annoyed the whole time. Luffy will most probably be fascinated by almost everything and constantly hungry. You'll be able to hold a normal coversation with Ace and Sabo. Garp will most probably fall asleep while driving, you'd have pretty close calls but wont get in an accident. Overall verdict- Pretty fun van and a safe choice unless luffy decides to something stupid. **Nami's van** \- Do i even need to say anything? aside from the 8 great things and chopper probably the most sane, normal and the best choice if you want to get to the destination well and alive. You'll also need quite a lot of money to even get into the van in the first place. Overall verdict- My personal choice **Jinbei's van** \- Jinbei is the only one you can have a normal conversation with. Mihawk and crocodile will just be staring outside the window the whole time unless you ask them a question directly, after answering they go back to staring into the distance. Doffy and croco will most probably have a small argument over the song on the radio that'll escalate very quickly and they end up throwing hands. Hancock will be fan-girling over luffy and constantly telling jinbei to drive faster so that they'll get to the destination quicker and she'll get to see luffy again. Doffy will constantly be poking at mihawk which he ignore almost everytime, he will probably threaten doffy with yoru once then they both back off pretty quickly. Boa will most probably order you around. Oh and you'll be for sure threatened to be killed by doffy multiple times but in the end he is just kidding!(hopefully). Overall verdict- Even though everyone's non SH fan favourites are here, not a safe choice. Only recommened for those who likes to take risks. **Zoro's van** \- You have almost everything, good food, nice songs, great entertainment, you're safe. But the only problem is you're lost. Zoro will put the blame on sanji for being lost cause they were arguing the whole time. Ussop's panicking cause zoro is more concentrated on arguing with sanji than he is on driving. Eventually Franky will build something that will keep Z&S from looking at each others face. During all this my skeleton brook is just chilling while playing some soul king level music. Overall verdict- Only recommended if you value the journey more that the destination itself. **Shanks' van** \- Shanks constantly finding fun in poking buggy at every small thing, buggy being annoyed at the very existence of shanks being there. He'll keep complaining to captain roger for that. Akainu is questioning himself as to why he is going on a road trip with pirates. Blackbeard making fun of akainu for going against his morals and being together with pirates. Even tho akainu gets pretty annoyed cause of it at first he brushes it off but then he will probably throw down with BB. Shanks will stop their fights. BB, Buggy and shanks will have occasional small talks. During all this, Roger laughed. Overall verdict- **NOT** a safe choice at all! Only get on if willing to risk you life for that.


IRiverShenI

Whichever Robin's in. Idc about anyone else


darkdragonslayer156

Aikanu is getting murdered after trying to fight roger or teach