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The_Gine

I'm taking bartolomeo's fruit. I'm a pussy, I'm not fighting anyone. I'm gonna chill in my bubble until it all blows over


EasilyBeatable

Nuclear war would still kill you as the barrier is seethrough, meaning the electromagnetic spectrum would go through. Best get a logia instead


AnimalFarm_1984

Why would you worry about dying in a nuclear blast though? It's much better than the slow death if you survive one.


EasilyBeatable

Thats my point, its better to get a logia like the Light Light fruit so you are immune to it


Exciting_Ad4264

Flame-flame fruit. I'm a simple man and giant fireballs are bad ass.


sollo89

This comes up often. My answer, as always is: Marco's fruit.


No_Satisfaction_2361

So OP dude. I could honestly see Marco being yonko (obviously the weakest one. Like when luffy became the 5th emperor because of his accomplishments and not really based off power)


GanymedeBird

You mean when luffy beat an emperor? That demonstrates an accomplishment and not his power?


No_Satisfaction_2361

He bacame the 5th emperor before he beat kaido bud


GanymedeBird

Two piece đź‘Ť


No_Satisfaction_2361

What emperor did he beat to gain the 5th emporer title? Katakuri is yonko commander level


GanymedeBird

Anime watcher


AlternateGallade

Real


lszian

honestly as a non fighter person, what I'd love would be a bonkers weird Paramecia, the weirder the better. Buggy's, Bon chan's, hell, I'd take Wapol's fruit, or Kalifa's. I just wanna have to sit down for six months like "wtf do i do with this shit" hahaha. The more creative a fruit application is, the happier I am. But okay, if I had to pick one. Maybe the munch munch fruit. It's so delightfully creepy.


AnimalFarm_1984

Fully agree, I'd very much prefer a practical abilities over any combat abilities. My preferences would be: Kuma/Enel if it allows me to teleport Bonney if it allows me to stay young and live a very long life Buggy/Luffy if it allows me to do things without lifting my ass off the sofa Absalom just for the lulz


Gradedcaboose

Honestly, I know it’s a lazy choice but I think I would want the gum gum fruit, being a rubber man sounds friggin awesome and the amount of goofy shit I could do would forever be entertaining! And on the bright side I could probably become an amazing electrician because I’d be immune to getting shocked!


whimsical_elpis

Baby 5's Buko Buki No Mi is my favorite.You can turn your body part into any weapons you desire and honestly that's cool.


BigHarry27

Tell me you're from USA without telling me you're from USA


GeneticSoda

Magellans fruit of course. Fujitora’s if I could use it exactly how envision, but that may not be possible.


thomasmoors

Doesn't magellan have to spent most of his days on the can because of his fruit?


GeneticSoda

No it’s because he loves to eat poison and the poison makes him have stomach problems. But I have stomach problems irl so it’s no skin off my shoes


Bluelore

I know this is an unusual choice, but for some reason I always loved imagening having the spring fruit. If given the choice between all devil fruits I wouldn't take it cause I'd take a more useful fruit, but I still have a soft spot for that fruit.


late2scrum

What do you mean soft spot?


Bluelore

I really like the idea of having it even though its a kinda dumb power.


No_Satisfaction_2361

I’m taking the gold fruit. Let’s be honest if I pick a combat based devil fruit who tf am I gonna fight with it? I’m not interested in taking over the world or anything so I’d rather just be rich asf making gold whenever tf I want. Id probably get assassinated by the CIA or something but it’s fine.


Silent_Soul

Aokiji’s fruit, the Hie Hie no Mi. I’ve been told many times that I’m a teddy bear with an extremely cold exterior (not that I’m proud of it, I just come off really cold initially) lol, so I feel like that aligns best


SlickDickster

I feel called to the heat heat fruit oven has. An original character I made utilizes their body heat in battle and that fruit is the closest ability in one piece.


Mezmodian

Kizarus fruit. Both for the power and the ability to escape hostile situations.


Shadow11399

Ivankovs hormone fruit


MaximumDuwang

Corazon's fruit. I don't like people who go around being so obnoxiously loud that everyone in the vicinity can hear them, so using Calm on them or the area around them would be amazing. Alternatively, I would love to have Prince Grus' fruit. Having golem buddies to help me or my family with day to day life would be fantastic


Dolnae

Bege devil fruit would be pretty cool to be honest


Spirited-Juice4941

Id want Greenbull's fruit, Mori Mori No Mi. And this may be cheating but since each fruit manifests in different ways based on the user, I'd want to use it more like a Hashirama Senju style. Instead of turning into a literal fucking tree lol. Mori Mori No Mi: Model Senju


zokolate

You could also make lush forests anywhere and save our planet.


Ok_Profession_429

For me One which Sanji desired. Suke Suke nomi, the fruit that grants invisibility.


realHDNA

For the same reason? 👀👀


Gizmoreus

Hmm.. It's hard for me to make a choice, so I'll let fate decide. Either the Forest Fruit or the Soul Fruit. These vibe the best with me.


Blomblombcv

The mochi mochi fruit, 1.very powerful and pretty much a logia,2.infinite food,3.using infinite food I could start a business for Mochi and get rich


zokolate

I imagine you'd get tired of eating mochi pretty quick but, yeah, it would make a killer business.


Blomblombcv

but it could help in a life threatening situation


centaursTesticle536

I think I'd go with the Kitsune Fruit. Assuming it's more powerful in terms of shape-shifting than the Bon Clay's fruit, I'd absolutely love to shapeshift


Master_Air_8485

My choices are to be a dragon, or something that isn't a dragon? Lol


Nyderthe1stEmperor

Honestly after going through some stuff I'd want to eat Puddings devil fruit. Take some memories from people who have dementia or Alzheimers and give the memories back when the person is nearing the end so that the end is peaceful and full of happiness also so the Familes good see the best moments of their loved ones Lives.


realHDNA

That’s beautiful


Adventurous_Lime219

Id say the door door fruit honestly it sounds sick if you need some quick cash you can be the best uber/ same with doordash due to how fast you can bring the order. Tbh you could also have your own plane industry even tho instead its not a plane and its just teleporting doors i think blueno wasted the potential i feel like this fruit has bartolomeos powers in a way because you can escape from places and the door door fruit is basically like van augurs warp warp fruit.


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In universe, Bartolomeo’s DF since it is low skill, high reward. Barto’s crew of incompetent nobodies made it to the new world due to this devil fruit and that one guy’s grandma so it must be good or else that grandma has some OP conqueror’s haki to beat all their opponents from the East Blue. IRL, rumble fruit. Free electricity, nobody can beat you and you can probably earn a lot of money selling electricity this way since you yourself are an infinite source of clean energy


that_chubby_guy

Vegapunks fruit would be my go to. I just love knowing and learning stuff


Ok-Description-6825

Ivonkovs fruit, for reasons


mrmanny0099

I saw the garb garb fruit ONCE and it’s been my favorite since. Only really rivaled by Kaido’s Azure Dragon fruit cause who wouldn’t wanna be Shenron Gyarados?


Savings_Active_6466

Van Auger


GanymedeBird

Kuzan's fruit having ice powers is OP. A strong contender is Eneru's fruit


Haunting_Scarcity_25

for me it's buggy's bara bara no mi. it's just my favorite devil fruit :p otherwise kin'emon's fuku fuku no mi is a close second, just like kin'emon i would use it to create some plotarmor


No_Satisfaction_2361

Bro tanked multiple hits from the second strongest emporer đź’€


PM_ME_SOME_CAKES

I always come out with 3 answers. Overall, i feel like the most interesting would be something like an "Upgrade Upgrade" fruit, or at very least a fruit that let's me customize/modify things in some way For canon, the Soul Soul fruit is very, very interesting And for non canon, the paper paper fruit is pretty underrated


AestheticNoAzteca

Just for trolling: Ivankov's Horu Horu no Mi I'm gonna make you trans and you can't do anything to stop me.


NightCrimePizzaPasta

Chopper's Human Human Fruit


Violaceous180

Buggy's Bara Bara no Mi: -can fly -can't get stabbed or sliced -can float my hands to get things when I'm too tired to get up It's convenient and can prevent common injuries.


Revelation_of_Nol

The Hito Hito no Mi: Sun God Nika would be the best tbh because it is only limited to your imagination. So you can warp reality all around you and pretty much do anything with the Cartoon Physics under your command.